HCRealms Ode to J&SB

[shin-goji]

"Mother mother ####, mother mother #### ####, mother #### mother ####, noich noich noich! 1-2-1-2-3-4, smoking #### drinking #####, smoking #### drinking #####, drinking #####, #####, #####. Who smokes the #####? We smoke the #####!"

"Let me get a booster pack..."

"Seven bucks, little man, put that ##### in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe...

MY JUNGLE LOVE!

Oh we oh wee oh!"

[Tsannik]

The man was right about you! And I am going to go home and tell him so. And if you clean up your language, I JUST might put in a good word for you too.

[shin-goji]

Who's that lady! Why did that guy's head blow up! Why did you put your hands over my ears! What's going on!

[metzgarob]

...

[shin-goji]

Hey Lady! You ever have your ####### ###### ### by a fat guy in a trenchcoat!?!?!!?

[JackAssterson]

What am I doing on hcrealms?

I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

My, what a lovely tea party.

[batfink]

Beautiful big breasted heroclix don't just fall out of the sky you know.

[shin-goji]

batfink I just cracked a rib laughing...

[discombobulous]

Pull my #### up over my #### so it looks like a bullfrog!

[shin-goji]

47?!?!

*SLURP**SLURP**SLURP**SLURP*

[discombobulous]

shin-goji: try 37...


Hold it like you would a woman. It's a comic book, not your ####.

[shin-goji]

Ohhhhh yeah...#### Kevin Smith Hero-Clix...

[metzgarob]

thats funny LOLOLOLOL
JOTYV



...

[additup]

What's the knife for? We having cake or something?

[shin-goji]

"Why are you taking your pants off?"

"It's the end of the game and you said you'd ## me."

[Random]

This from the guy who still owes me five bucks on that bet about wich was gonna be the bigger HeroClix? Firelord or V Iron Man?



Hey #### you man, cause times gonna tell on that one!

( See dogma, the bus scene if you don't get it.)

[KaiserSelroc]

"shin-goji: try 37... "


In a row?

[Random]

" only losers and skeevy stoners play with heroclix"

[shin-goji]

Originally posted by KaiserSelroc
"shin-goji: try 37... "
In a row?

Dude, I'd never be able to sit down...or swallow...

[CyberVenom]

That's it! I'm suing you for a million bucks!

They call me Sexy Randall the Pharoah Master.

[shin-goji]

Next Kevin Smith movie: Mall-Clix!

[Random]

I'm not all the way gay, but tubby here is. He LOVES the ####!

[PsychoDBoy]

COOOOOOOOMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Vicious Bomber]

hey! its a hearld of galactus!

ha ha, you stupid kid! its supposed to be a V firelord!

firelord is a hearld of galactus.

YOU KNOW WHAT! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT DOWN THERE IS JUST SOME GUY IN A SUIT!

[shin-goji]

Sweet Monkey Jesus, I've posted about 85 pages today and I'm still no where near Tsannik's level of posting per day. I'm only up to a measly 4.85. I give up! For today anyway...

[westcoast]

Could the virus kill Firelord?

Nothing can kill Firelord. Alright this conference is over.

[Random]

nobody likes a quitter Shin........ ( cept for me, I kinda like it when they give up and stop fighting.....makes it easier to get the rope around........ oh, wait, this isn't the alternative lifestyle board is it?)

[talonted]

Remember, don't pull your c*** out until she asks, or until she's sleeping.



I think i just filled the cup.


This coming from the guy who pretends to be Shaft instead of the guy who takes the shaft.

[skeevo666]

"What do you do for an encore, anally rape JonL while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

[Random]

Call me Darth Balls! BONG!!!!!!!!!

[ChicagoAvenger]

There's clix in the salsa. New clix. We're gonna need a bigger wallet.

Clerks

You're the kinda guy who'd beg for clix. I should know, we can smell our own.

Mallrats, the gameshow. (Ooh. Equating sex with clix. That's not good.)

And for the hattrick:
Over and underweight guys who don't get laid. That's your target market.

Chasing Amy. Hmmm. That's striking a little too close to home too.

[shin-goji]

Dude, Who's sculpting a mod of the ####knocker?

I want an R/E/V Bluntman and Chronic.

Have you ever ###### #### for Hero-Clix!??!!??!!?!?!?!?!?

[dolemite199]

"I am the Clit Commander".

"Fly Fat ###, Fly"

"Chicks who crave ####, Chicks who crave ####. And what was that mam? Oh yeah, and one copy of Happy S####py Hero Pup!"

Man I love Kevin Smith Flicks.

www.moviepoopshoot.com Baby!

[dolemite199]

shin-goji,

Have you ever ###### #### for Hero-Clix!??!!??!!?!?!?!?!?

LOL, I want a Bob Saget Hero Clix!

[shin-goji]

Have you ever played Hero-Clix....on WEEEEEEEEEEEED?

Whoops, wrong movie...

[skeevo666]

Red clix go! Red clix go!!

[TheFreak]

(While tossing a game store owner off a train)

"No Booster"

[zaurial]

mallrats, the game show scene:

"Ok, if we where playing heroclix..."

"What, like clicking?"

GASP!


(ugh, that was lame)

[shin-goji]

CLIX FAT-###, CLIX!

[zaurial]

"you said incapacitate. you said incapacitate to taht girl, you said you wanted to incapacitate her."

"and...?"

"well, how can a girl incapacitate anothe girl, is it with some like ####ing rope or something?"

"goddammit, will you shut up???"

[Random]

"is it true clix fart if you blast em in the ###?"

[Random]

Ya know, I can't figure out a way to make this relate to clix, and I have tried, but I love the scene in Chasing Amy where the fanboy keeps giving Brodie #### for bieng a tracer, he gets fed up and say's


" I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ####ing corpse!"


Cracks me up every time.

[batfink]

-Looking at REV Joker

"You're going to do what? Hit me with that fish ."

[kingpin20]

I assume there are some K smith geeks out there who think they know everything like me. So answer the the following questions (without looking them) and show me i'm not the most pathetic man alive

Actors:
original Willam Black
"Mallrats" Willam Black
Brodie
Hooper (X)
Azreal
Missy
Sissy
Krissy
Justice
The guy who hits the ball of the roof (Clerks)

What is Silent Bob's name (first, Last)

Name the 3rd man responsible for the production of the clerks cartoon (Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, and ?????)

What is the final verdict in episode 4?

also in episode 4, What is Jays case winning question?

How do they get out of the freezer?

What does Randals shirt say the first time they go back and remember the last time they were locked in freezer? The second time?

What was Leonardo Leonardos fathers name?

in episode 2, what scene is constantly repeated?

in episode 1, What do both buildings and the dog look like to Jay?




Wow, i'm a geek

[Grinner]

Originally posted by shin-goji
Dude, Who's sculpting a mod of the ####knocker?

Well, one of our guys had his vet Mr. Hyde repainted as ###knocker. Does that count?

[ff_fan]

soory to say this but I know all the answers to kingpin20's questions

[Random]

does anyone REALLY like the clerks cartoon? I never did, and I am a HUGE KS fan

[ff_fan]

me and my friend watched them all like 8times

it was wonderful

[ff_fan]

"ya gota take a ####?''
''Ya gota take a salad?''



"I was gunna name it NWP ,######s with puppets, kinda catchy aint it!"

[kingpin20]

The Clerks cartoon i thought was almost better than clerks the movie (please don't shun me without listening to reason). The cartoon which was supposed to be aired on tv couldn't curse so it had to kep the watcher interested where in clerks the movie, many people would become bored at thier long banter. I think you see my point.

[T_Darksoul]

If you have never seen the flash animation called Heroes you MUST go HERE (http://www.majordamage.org/heroes.html) and watch it. If you are a REAL Kevin Smith fanboy then you will love it.

"Then we trow the Dixie cup out"

[dernjg]

Because it makes you wonder...


Wasp, Yellowjacket and Invisible Girl are all 37 points.

Then again, so are Constrictor, Mr. Hyde, Toad, LE Blade and Thomas Oscar Morrow.

What does that tell you?

[T_Darksoul]

They go down? AAAND Snowball? In a row?

[Spikor]

Hey.... are there any dice down there?

About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry.