New Hero-Clix Joke...

[shin-goji]

"How do you stop Doc Samson from Charging?"

"Take away his credit card."

"No you idiot! Outwit his charge or do enough damage to him to knock him out of his charging clicks! What are you, retarded?"

[Psylockeslover]

hehehe........that was a good one.......hehehehe..........:D

[shin-goji]

Actually the correct version of this joke would be...

"How do you stop a rhino from Charging?"

"Take away his credit card."

"No you FOOL! It's a trick question! The Rhino hasn't been released as part of Infinity Challenge, Clobbering Time OR X-Plosion. But theoretically, if he were, you would just have to outwit his charge or do enough damage to him to knock him out of his charging clicks! What are you, retarded?"

"What are you, a geek?"

[kingpin20]

I would probably modify the joke to:

1 says to 2 "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"

"Take away it's credit card." 2 says as if knowing the correct response.

1 turns and says, "No, you just outwit it!"

2 to 1 "You are so lame."


It is shorter and the point is still brought across. I would probably say "Run up a black panther" or something, just to give the joke some real heroclix reference.

[shin-goji]

I patterned it after watching Star Trek fanboys banter back and forth. An exchange like this between two con junkies just seems visually funny :)

[kingpin20]

i just changed it because i was thinking about telling it to my freinds who don't play heroclix but know a little bit about certain superpowers and gameplay.

[kid muscle]

What did 6 say to 7??


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