Rooster On A Slanted Rooftop

[CustomCreator]

If a rooster is sitting on top of a house with a slanted roof, one side slanting to the north and one side slanting to the south, with wind blowing 5 mph east to west, and the rooster lays an egg, which way will it roll?

[hix]

That's no egg. It's a space station.

[Azriel Stern]

Roosters can't lay eggs. I am the smartest boy!

[fastcat99]

Good! It's a poll!

South. All eggs roll to Nashville.

[Rottgutt]

Roosters are male and don't lay eggs. But for the sake of a poll, perhaps this is a hermaphrodite rooster and he can lay eggs.

Do we know which direction the rooster is pointing?

[Norym]

A rooster will lay an egg if the money is right, and it will roll South as Auburn sucks and will pull the egg in that direction.

[TurboCretin]

It's a trick question: roosters don't sit.

[Sigdr]

It's a trick question: roosters don't sit.

Roosters spend their whole lives standing? That's gotta be tough on the knees.

[TurboCretin]

Roosters spend their whole lives standing? That's gotta be tough on the knees.

It's a trick response: Roosters don't have knees.

[IceHot]

Is the hermaphrodite rooster African or European?

[neilr1]

How the hell did he get up there?

[First Lensman]

Since the poster decided to lay an egg of a poll here on HCRealms, it means that the poll forum has gone SOUTH!

[neilr1]

Some other bird might have gripped him in it's beak. Maybe with another bird.

[neilr1]

Since the poster decided to lay an egg of a poll here on HCRealms, it means that the poll forum has gone SOUTH!

ZING!!!!!!!

[songwriterz]

Roosters don't lay eggs.

However, the creator of this poll definitely did.

[ChiRocker]

Any rooster laying eggs is a very special rooster =P

[bluelantern01]

Other because the egg would ascend into the heavens. Roosters don't lay eggs.

[pepper]

If this question was on an standardized test, you would have to assume that roosters CAN lay eggs.

[sstralkowski]

I voted "other" because it was tl;dr

[charlesx]

If the rooster somehow managed to lay an egg, he must actually be a Robin.

Then the Batmobile will lose a wheel, and the Joker'll get away.

Hey!


:cool:

[LeeMac38]

A rooster will lay an egg if the money is right, and it will roll South as Auburn sucks and will pull the egg in that direction.

my thoughts exactly

[Lucky12s]

Which hemisphere are we in?

[HappyTrain]

I am aware of that which you have done.

[invisibo]

The only other answers I can come up with (besides the right one) are all gross instead of humorous.

[ontapmedia]

Who built the roof?

[Surfer13]

If the government will give me a few million dollars in grant money, I will tell you the answer.

Hey, it's not like they haven't given grant money for other ridiculous things.

[anodejaninis]

If I'd chose a winner, it would be this one:

That's no egg. It's a space station.

but if I had to answer to this "poll" I'll say:

Roosters don't lay eggs because they walk like Mick Jagger, that makes them sterile

[dkrmguy]

It will explode because the day a Rooster lays an egg is the same day carrots will talk & pigs will fly.

[Owlman]

Roosters can only lay scrambled eggs, so it won't roll at all. Nice trick question though.

[Hero_guy]

Is the hermaphrodite rooster African or European?

Some other bird might have gripped him in it's beak. Maybe with another bird.

If it was carried to the top, then it had to be a swallow who carried it. As far as it being either European or African, it couldn't have been European because European would mean that you more than likely missed the entire event anyways...unless there were tall bushes around, but that just isn't sanitary now is it?

[happyoptimistic88]

If a rooster is sitting on top of a house with a slanted roof, one side slanting to the north and one side slanting to the south, with wind blowing 5 mph east to west, and the rooster lays an egg, which way will it roll?

I voted: Other. As roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.;)

[CaptainNifty]

Down




Filler Filler

[Space Jawa]

It's a TRAP!

Get an Ax!

[CustomCreator]

I just wanted to see how many would catch the egg-laying rooster bit...and what reaction it would get.

[NELTMR5400]

How strong was the wind? Where was the sun in the sky at the time of laying? Was there music playing? What mood was he in? There are just to many variables.

[Superfly]

:rolleyes: Really?

I guess it was funny when I heard it back in my Jr. High days. Will someone please put up a REAL poll, now?

[antedoX]

It depends on who's house it is. A rooster sitting on Chuck Norris' house can certainly lay an egg. However, instead of rolling, the egg would divide by zero and open a rift in time-space.

[konasavage]

Roosters don't lay eggs, and sadly this is still better than some polls.

[SLVRSR4]

As roosters don't lay eggs, this is an impossibility towards nature...unless you have been genetically modifying roosters...YOU MONSTER!!!!!

[No-Name]

It entirely depends on which side of the roof the rooster set his stolen egg down on.

Though the real question is what the hell kind of sick, twisted rooster steals eggs and then lays them down on rooftops?

[machineman]

Since the poster decided to lay an egg of a poll here on HCRealms, it means that the poll forum has gone SOUTH!

I voted this way too.....

[vamroc]

I voted: Other. As roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.;)

It's a trans-gender rooster

[Lofcutus]

if a rooster lays an egg does chick-welfare get called in?

[PsychoHippie]

It will explode because the day a Rooster lays an egg is the same day carrots will talk & pigs will fly.
(looks at your av)

So says the talking carrot.

Now, I just need to find the flying pig...

[dkrmguy]

(looks at your av)

So says the talking carrot.

Now, I just need to find the flying pig...

One Flying Pig

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[csi]

Roosters don't lay eggs, and this particular rooster is probably a weather vane.

[super57]

That's like saying what State is New Jersey in?

There where two male Astronauts who had to go into space for 5 years, and both were allowed to take one thing with them. So, the one Astronaut said he wanted to bring his wife, since he could not live without her for 5 years, and the other said he wanted to bring his Heroclix Figures, since he could not go five years without playing Heroclix. So NASA allowed them to take these things with them. When they returned to Earth 5 years later, out came the Astronaut who brought his wife, and his wife, and their 4 year old child they had while in space on this trip. Then, out came the other Astronaut who brought his Heroclix figures, and said, "does anyone have a pair of dice and map?

[mkweaver]

A rooster that lays eggs? call Guinness!

[dkrmguy]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/S8x4Aabdm6I/AAAAAAAAO5M/QaCdYtdJvZ4/s1600/gianni_with_egg.jpg


:eek::cheeky::laugh:

[Suttkus]

Of course the rooster can lay an egg, but what could he be so sure of that he'd bet his own unborn children on?

Me, I'm just thrilled that at last we have a pole that I can't critique! It's perfect!

***

It's a trans-gender rooster

Stop stealing my jokes!

[JOwenR2]

Haven't read the thread yet but someone had better have pointed out that Roosters don't lay eggs.


Having read the responses, I must now add...


Thank you




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[Matthevv]

How the hell did he get up there?

Perhaps a swallow could have carried him?

[CustomCreator]

African swallow or European swallow?

[Danzig01]

It will land directly upon this poll.

[sleeping_giant]

Other


If the rooster came from earth 295 he could have been a mutant rooster and the egg would have been taken immediately by lets say mystique and raised to be a superhero.

But now if the rooster was from earth prime Stan Lee would have heard about a freak Rooster laying eggs and put him on his show (Stan Lees Superhumans) and renamed it to Stan Lees super (Rooster) ;) and got airtime on animal planet.

[LittleDragon]

If an egg were laid... poor chick will never see the light of day.

[silversurfr77]

That's funny......it reminds me of the Batman Movie, Adam West style. One of the Riddler's riddles in it was "what weighs 6 oz., sits in s tree and is very dangerous?"

And of course Robin says, "a Sparrow with a machine gun!"

:)
HAHA......what else COULD it be?

[Beastlordleo]

Roosters do not lay Eggs.

[DemonRS]

And this is done.. This has NOTHING to do with heroclix.. therefore it shouldn't be a HEROCLIX poll..