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..you're sitting there watching Daredevil at the movies. You see Elektra hit Daredevil; he falls back into a wall and slumps to the ground. The first thing that comes to mind is that he just took 1 clix of damage and 1 clix of knockback.
..you're still watching DD. Him and Bullseye are fighting. Being a fan you want to cheer him on. All you can think to tell him is "Get in close - he has RCE."
..you're watching X-men on DVD. You see Wolverine stab Mystique and you realize that she just took 6 clix of BCF & is now KO'ed.
..you're watching Spiderman at home. Green Goblin busts through J.J.'s wall and you think to yourself, "Can Green Goblin really do 3 clix of damage?"
..you're watching the Matrix. (yes, I watch too much TV) You see Neo kicking @ss at the end and you realize that his character is really borken.
justincredible
03/10/2003, 15:42
excellent.
KaiserSelroc
03/10/2003, 15:42
Of course Goblin can do 3 damage. Either he used a heavy object with his super strength or, he perplexed his damage up.
..you push yourself to down that last drink. Then you take a clix of damage when it comes back up later.
..you put something on your credit card and realize that you just took two actions in one turn. Shop & Charge.
..you're watching Alais at home and you realize that her best asset is probably her outwit. (God, that's bad, but true.)
..any else, people?
melon_head
03/10/2003, 15:57
You are watching the the subway fight in the Matrix are are thinking Neo would could have CCE, Flurry, Supersenses, running shot and Toughness and Agent Smith could have CCE, Flurry, Super Strength, Invul or Imperv, Hypersonic, phasing, running shot. I actually had that thought last night when I got home and my roommate was watching The Matrix.
tokencreature
03/10/2003, 15:57
. . . when you say "line of fire" while pointing something out.
. . . when you think "CRITICAL MISS!!!" when you forget
something important to your girlfriend/wife.
. . . when "I took a click of damage" comes out of you mouth as
you describe an accident you had.
. . . when you can think of things you do that can fall under:
"You know you're a clixer when. . ."
:D :rolleyes:
..you wake up early on Wednesday. You take a shower, get all dressed up, then sit in front of the monitor hitting F5 (refresh) all morning.
..you go and spend the rest of that same day posting about one topic over and over.
..you can't wait until the weekend so you can discuss Wednesday's events with you're fellow clixers.
..you customize figures.
..you wish you had probability control when playing a scratch-off lottery ticket.
..you have to decide on another booster or eating lunch that day. (that is a very true story)
I don't mean to offend anyone by saying this. It's just kind of a "you might be a redneck if.." parody. I say this with the utmost respect to all of my peers and I only started this thread to show just how hard-core we are. Any one else have something to add?
You try to make a 200 point army of your family members and friends.
You customise a figure of yourself, Local comic dealer, villian boss, and school yard bully.
When you refer to your doctor as your team medic.
You wake up early on the weekend to beat the west coast to bidding clix on ebay.
-This is fun!
you do a dance of joy, when you have a really hot girlfriend, and instead of doing a nude lapdance for you, she gets you a U Nightcrawler for Valentines day.
You show people all the time(even though they have an IDENTICAL one) truly neato Super Skrull you just pulled.
You have a nightmare that all your clix got broken, and you wake in a sweat and walk all the way downstairs at 3 am to make sure they AREN't in fact broken
Originally posted by Random
you do a dance of joy, when you have a really hot girlfriend, and instead of doing a nude lapdance for you, she gets you a U Nightcrawler for Valentines day.
ha ha! this happened to me! only it was the OWAW supes. i was lucky enough to pull a nightcrawler in my first CT booster!
bullseye100
03/10/2003, 17:08
when you watching a marathon and yell out that the man is running at a rate of 7 spaces a turn.
when eating on your dining room table is a thing of the past, for it is now known as the "halls of justice".
if you know your low point in life will be talking a child into trading his (U) nightcrawler for your rookie thug.
KaiserSelroc
03/10/2003, 17:40
When you find yourself confronted by an annoying aquantance whom you'd rather not speak too, you first role a die to see if you can break away.
You are convinced that you have super strength because you can pick up a TV.
You are certain that even the tiniest flying insect could taxi you where ever you wanted to go, if only it were on your team.
If you compare yourself and your friends with a lackey or thug and see how you match up
tokencreature
03/10/2003, 18:45
Originally posted by Magnito
If you compare yourself and your friends with a lackey or thug and see how you match up
Veteran Thug in fact, and quite well. Only I have a better pose.
. . . is that considered perplex. . .???
WakandaMan
03/10/2003, 19:05
When you consider yourself to be the "Wasp" of your group of friends (ie. most reliable Taxi).
When you work out what powers you would have if you were a clix (for me, Perplex, Plasicity....Uh-oh....I'm Plastic Man!)
When you make a custom clix of your friends and give them to them as birthday presents- even if they don't collect them!
When you debate with your friends whether Road Runner would have Perplex, Outwit, Probability Control or all 3.
falcarrion
03/10/2003, 20:46
when you wonder how many clicks of damage you will receive from your girlfreinds cooking.
Wondering if Outwit will work on your taxes.
spartan89
03/10/2003, 20:52
when u pretend to u r a clix and for everything that goes wrong you say "oops, there goes thre clix"....and son(i know its kinda corney)
when you use the word "CARP!!!" in normal conversation. (i cant belive i actually do)
or is that "you know you're an hcrealms addict when..."
when you watch "x-men" and think "how the heck could toad possibly beat storm, jean grey and cyclops when jean could tk a heavy object onto him, cyclops could blast him for 4 clicks with rce, and storm could do abosolutly nothing cuz she hasnt been relesed yet??"
when you dream of talking clix. (i have)
when you think how much better the world would be if you could see other peoples stats.
Someone asks how you're doing when you're in a good mood and you say "I'm rolling 12's!"
Or the opposite "I'm rolling two's."
do you really say that? I'm rolling twelves? dude, you need therapy! (j/k)
JohnShaft31
03/11/2003, 09:18
When you start having immoral thoughts of what the White Queen and Black Cat would do if they were in the same jail cell.
Brianetz1
03/11/2003, 10:53
dude I have been having imorall thoughts about comic characters way before Clix ever came out so that might be a "you know you're a comic geek if...."
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