Hilarious (to me anyway) Nightcrawler Question:

[I_Blame_You]

Ummm....I was surveying my Nightcrawler...admiring the workmanship...the attention to detail...the...what the...??

Is that....an ANUS?? :p

I checked the sculpt on a friends NC...sure enough...butt hole.

Anyone else noticed this??!?

[Oldguynewbie]

Disturbing that you noticed...

Disturbing that you checked your friend's (he must be a really good friend)

Disturbing that I feel strangely compelled to check mine when I get home.

[DS-00-0, FSD]

On a similar note, (plus in an attempt to get that mental image out of my and every other poor sucker's head that just clicked on this thread)

I was checking out my Moondragon one day, just to see how good of a piant job it was, when I noticed: her outfit does not go all the way around. She appears to be suffering from the "No Panties" syndrome that the original Angela fig from Spawn had.

Ah, much better image.

[rgrayua]

Originally posted by DS-00-0, FSD
I was checking out my Moondragon one day, just to see how good of a piant job it was, when I noticed: her outfit does not go all the way around. She appears to be suffering from the "No Panties" syndrome that the original Angela fig from Spawn had.


Some players might start throwing away all "Moondragon" figures and writing WizKids nasty letters about how they are corrupting children (a la the "White Queen" fiasco recently).

[JoFo]

It prolly your imagination, I'll humour you by checking anyways. *20 seconds later*. Hehe... you're right! I see it on mine too.

EDIT: What WQ fiasco? I must've missed that.

[I_Blame_You]

...my nickname for Moondragon....Crotchless Panties.

I suppose its useless at this point to deny that I examine the nether regions of all my figs, huh? Yeah, I thought so.

<sigh>

[A_Higher_Level]

*Trying to imagine Nightcrawler taking a dump at hypersonic speeds*

Eww...!

And with Super Senses no less!!!

[Oldguynewbie]

Yeah, he misses himself on the return trip. Why do I now have the mental image of Nightcrawler as an anthropomorphic, coked-out, fecal-flinging monkey?

[Oldguynewbie]

I didn't witness it, but a judge who sometimes plays in my tournaments was telling me about a mom who got in his face about Dove wearing a thong. I hope her kid didn't pull Moonie.

[skforeman]

all this is nice & disturbing, but i'm more frightened by Toad's mighty package. eeeeeeeessssshhhhh. looks like he's carrying a cucumber down there.

[I_Blame_You]

Originally posted by I_Blame_You
...my nickname for Moondragon....Crotchless Panties.

I suppose its useless at this point to deny that I examine the nether regions of all my figs, huh? Yeah, I thought so.

<sigh>

...will quoting myself get me a warning?

Anyway...

Speaking of nether reagions...have you checked the package on Toad? He may be a useless hero clix fig...but I bet the ladies love Toadie!! ;)

[Nevest]

You think Toad is bad, check out Captain America, quite a pronounced package down there ... that's why I always face him towards my opponent when I'm playing ... distraction tactics!

[Funky Jett]

Originally posted by DS-00-0, FSD
On a similar note, (plus in an attempt to get that mental image out of my and every other poor sucker's head that just clicked on this thread)

I was checking out my Moondragon one day, just to see how good of a piant job it was, when I noticed: her outfit does not go all the way around. She appears to be suffering from the "No Panties" syndrome that the original Angela fig from Spawn had.

Ah, much better image.
I got MD in the very first CT booster I bought on the day it was released. It took all of about 20 seconds for me to notice that for myself. And she's in a dancing pose. I think she works at the Moulin Rouge...

[Magnito]

Originally posted by Oldguynewbie
I didn't witness it, but a judge who sometimes plays in my tournaments was telling me about a mom who got in his face about Dove wearing a thong. I hope her kid didn't pull Moonie.
What's next, complaining that Thing is in a Speedo?

[dolemite199]

The lenghts of human debauchery are limitless. Women say we see them as sex objects. Well, they are half right. It seems we men see everything as a posiible sex object. Anything we can rub, grope, lick, or penetrate is fair game including Hero Clix figures! I hope I have lowered this thread even furhter into the abyss!

Now I must go bath in turpintine to help cleanse myself of what I have just said.

[A_Higher_Level]

Uhh...

*blank stare*

:|

Dude, you need your own personal hole in a tree or something.

[rgrayua]

Originally posted by JoFo
EDIT: What WQ fiasco? I must've missed that.

for your reading pleasure.

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25023

[TheYanger]

Nightcrawler you naughty little elf.
(I can't believe I just checked lol)

[I Am The Game]

Eww... no penetrating with Heroclix, please. You'll never get 'em clean... not like I know anything about it, that is...

[falcarrion]

Heres one for you.
My friend took a hair dryer and heated up scarlet witch'es hand and bent down the first finger and straighten the other.
Now when we play and he uses her , she just stands there flipping off my team.

[MrHappyJetpack]

On that note, I "modded" my vet logan so only his middle claw is extended :)

[GroovyBoy]

Moondragon: Oh.....oh my....

If I was packing as much heat as the Toad, I'd have that stupid-### grin on my face, too!

[avila_martin]

THis thread is talking about plastic figures...and that is sick and gross.

[TheFreak]

Originally posted by avila_martin
THis thread is talking about plastic figures...and that is sick and gross.


And like a train wreck, you just can't look away...

btw, the IC Hulk....jeez. you know somewhere someone did a report on this, mentioning Cap, IC Hulk and others...i believe it was before HT..very disturbing. and yet funny!!

[Gorrack]

Um....has anyone looked at Mr Fantastics um....manliness, as of late? It kinda just sticks out when lookin at the fig... yeah... i think they really overdid comic realism...just cause he can stretch out any part of him doesnt mean he has to!!!!