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shin-goji
03/14/2003, 14:21
Here is the newest HCRealms figure preview, as read by the Reverend Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Name: Shadowcat
Number: 085
Play Tip: What’s better than Shadowcat as a low point–cost heroine who can walk through walls 'n dodge even da most powerful attacks? Shadowcat wit a ranged attack, of course! Lockheed adds Energy Explosion Shadowcat’s already adaptable bag of tricks, so now brizzle can affect foes at range while still moving around freely avoid damage n' ####.

Game Design Notes: One of da first issues of The X-Fools that I ever bought wuz #129, da introduction of Kitty Pryde (that’s off da top of my heezee, so if I’m wrong, please forgive my sleep-deprived brain) n' ####. She wuz younger than da other X-Fools 'n had hella different powers, wit almost no offensive capability n' ####.

Over time brizzle became a hella valuable member of da team, 'n fo' a while brizzle even ran around wit her “pet” dragon, Lockheed." This Unique Shadowcat is different from a lot of izzle Unique figures in that that shiznit represents da combined abilities of both Kitty 'n Lockheed."

The figure has a bunch of Phasing, flight, a high defense value, 'n Super Senses reflect Kitty’s ability move around freely 'n avoid attacks n' ####. Lockheed adds a bit of damage her dial, a ranged attack, 'n Energy Explosion--izzall of which reflect Lockheed’s fiery breath."

Unique Shadowcat wit Lockheed is a bomb diggity figure, not only because that shiznit is an accurate representation of da character, but also because that shiznit’s an inexpensive figure wit movement latitude 'n some gravy attack options, know what I'm sayin'?

napa
03/14/2003, 14:26
Right on brother, any clickers in the hizouse?:cool:

DS-00-0, FSD
03/14/2003, 14:28
"bomb diggity figure"

&

"gravy attack options"




Man, that's classic.

shin-goji
03/14/2003, 14:32
Fasizzle, my shizzle!

Ghost_Monkey
03/14/2003, 14:36
LOL that brightened up my day

grendelboy
03/14/2003, 14:36
This sounds like Herbert Kornfeld (H-Dogg) wrote it.

PsychoDBoy
03/14/2003, 14:43
Gotta love the Snoop translator!

Nevest
03/14/2003, 14:59
Cool post man ... gotta worry about the large amount of free time you seem to have though ... idle hands and all.

Here's a cool dialect translator site:
http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html

Random
03/14/2003, 15:03
idle? didn't seem idle to me. looks like he typed a bunch. if not his hands, what DID he use? :)

Nevest
03/14/2003, 15:04
Hahaha, true enough Random.

Here's the HCRealms intro in Jive:

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shin-goji
03/14/2003, 15:24
Originally posted by Nevest
Cool post man ... gotta worry about the large amount of free time you seem to have though ... idle hands and all.

Here's a cool dialect translator site:
http://www.shortbus.net/dialect.html

The devil doesn't bother with me. Figures I'll be down there soon enough :)