View Full Version : Person Above Me, Redux
You know how this works.
PAM is a nonexistent person, and I'm sure that hurts their feelings, bunches.
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 11:32
^^ used to be somebody!
^^ needs somebody, sometime.
^^ Needs to stop hitting Sasuke.
spike1138
06/29/2011, 11:55
^^ is a parkour celebrity
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:08
^^ made << look something up just to find out it means free-running.
spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:13
<< is pleased to have furthered ^^'s education!
^^ can't teach an old dog new tricks
charlesx
06/29/2011, 12:20
Silly ^^^^ thinks that tricks are for kids.
spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:21
^^^ called ^^^^^ an old dog!
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:24
Tricks are something ^^^ does for ^^^'s pimp. ^^ does illusions!
spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:27
^^ has a strong pimp hand. << unfortunately knows this all too well.
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:27
<< only hits ^^ when ^^ makes <<. << only does what needs to be done.
spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:32
^^ proves once again that ^^ is a hard man ta please!
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:42
^^ seems determined to test the limits of <<'s pimp hand.
Look out! ^^ might do something drastic!
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:47
^^ is gonna set the thread on fire and frame << for ^^'s crime! :noid:
spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:47
^^ is taking his frustrations with ^^^ from Tuesday out on << :(
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:52
<< has better things to take out on ^^.
^^'s talk about taking things out is making me uncomfortable
BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 13:48
<< Wonders when "me" became third person... :rolleyes: @ ^^
spike1138
06/29/2011, 13:52
^^ again shows that ^^ is a hard
man ta please!
PhoenixFire
06/29/2011, 17:24
^^ wants Amanda Hug-N-Kiss
^^ is on a quest to go to Helen Hunt
spike1138
06/29/2011, 18:54
^^ is stalking Helen Mirren.
charlesx
06/29/2011, 19:04
^^ creamed over Helen Keller.
spike1138
06/29/2011, 19:10
^^ forgets that << was teaching her the word "spent"
^^ spends too much time at Madame Kamay's
<< thinks << may have killed the thread already...
<< doesn't want to be a thread killer!
<< implores you! Help <<!
Munchoboy
07/07/2011, 22:09
^^ should stop killing thread already!
spike1138
07/07/2011, 22:58
^^^ is a thread murderer! ^^ is complicit in ^^^'s crime!
Munchoboy
07/07/2011, 23:19
^^ is back to Shaun!
^^ swings through the trees with the greatest of ease
spike1138
07/08/2011, 11:26
^^ has a trapeze in the basement. Don't let ^^ take you to the basement... :noid:
^^ is a Man of Constant Sorrow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtgZ5fHOuU&feature=related)
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 12:17
^^ Is in a tight spot!
spike1138
07/08/2011, 12:42
^^ is a recidivist!
^^ uses too many big words!
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 13:45
^^ is correct. << hates having to look up words no matter how true they are!
spike1138
07/08/2011, 15:47
^^ is the Niles to ^^^'s Frasier!
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 15:52
^^ is the Lillith to ^^^^'s Frasier
spike1138
07/08/2011, 15:57
^^ is the Eddie to << Martin!
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 16:04
<< just peed on ^^'s raggedy old chair (which ^^ may not notice because ^^ did it first!)
spike1138
07/08/2011, 16:08
^^ forgets that it's <<'s "physical therapy" time with Daphne and Roz. :knockedou
Munchoboy
07/08/2011, 17:14
^^ believes the rifle hanging in the Winchester has been deactivated. ;)
spike1138
07/08/2011, 17:20
^^ doesn't believe that dogs can look up!
Munchoboy
07/08/2011, 17:21
Doesn't ^^ have work today?
charlesx
07/08/2011, 17:23
^^ is not even supposed to be here today!
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 19:47
^^ is really hung up on super hero sex organs.
^^ believes all Jedi had was a bunch of ####ing Muppets
BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 20:31
^^ knows less about muppets than this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWUjB6C_aI).
^^ is not quite a mop and not quite a puppet...
spike1138
07/11/2011, 11:19
^^ is a fraggle
BudPalmer
07/11/2011, 11:44
^^ Got into a fight with ^^'s wife when ^^ told her that ^^ was going out for a free Slurpee!
^^ tried to give ^^^ a free Slurpee
spike1138
07/11/2011, 13:14
^^ stole ^^^'s free Slurpee!
charlesx
07/11/2011, 14:54
^^ ate a chocolate-covered pretzel and licked VV's fingers.
spike1138
07/11/2011, 15:15
^^ hosts an 80s-style dating show on a public access channel
^^ hosts 80's Night at the local senior center.
charlesx
07/12/2011, 08:01
^^ had sex in a very uncomfortable place.
BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 10:02
^^ has to be talking about the back seat of a Volkswagon!
spike1138
07/12/2011, 10:13
^^ drives an unmarked white van
BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 10:16
^^ is late with <<'s candy shipment. << might have to buy a puppy if << has to wait any longer.
spike1138
07/12/2011, 10:34
<< doesn't approve of animal abuse so ^^ will be getting candy immediately!
^^ wants candy! Bubblegum & taffy! Skips to the sweetshop with his girl Sandy!
charlesx
07/12/2011, 13:21
^^ has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ###...and ^^ is all out of bubblegum.
spike1138
07/12/2011, 15:52
^^ wears a kilt on Thursdays for no reason
BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 15:54
^^ has multiple upskirt photos of ^^^ that ^^ can't stop looking at.
^^ has a hole in his heart that can only be filled by ^^^
BudPalmer
07/15/2011, 11:54
^^ has a hole in ^^'s bottom that is regularly filled by ^^^^:noid:
^^ goes right for the jugular!
BudPalmer
07/15/2011, 12:47
It's better than what ^^^^^ goes right for! :noid:
spike1138
07/16/2011, 05:09
^^ uses too many ^^^^^s!
^^ doesn't want you to look behind the curtain...
Munchoboy
07/18/2011, 15:37
It's curtains for ^^!
^^ once took a Magic Carpet Ride...
BudPalmer
07/18/2011, 23:46
^^ once took a mustache ride.
spike1138
07/19/2011, 01:32
^^ coined the term "Dirty Sanchez."
charlesx
07/19/2011, 12:36
^^ coined the phrase "Up the Dirt Yard".
Munchoboy
07/19/2011, 12:48
^^ coined the phrase "take a dirt nap".
BudPalmer
07/19/2011, 12:53
^^ has slept with the fishes.
^^ started a backyard tire fire
spike1138
07/19/2011, 15:35
^^ started a backyard tire fire
^^ drank all the Fat Tire (http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/detail.aspx?id=7c5b394b-d7b7-486a-ac9a-316256a7b0ee) in <<'s cooler! :angry:
^^ has the wrong guy! << doesn't really care for Fat Tire.
charlesx
07/19/2011, 17:11
^^ didn't light the fire - (it was always burning since the world was turning.)
spike1138
07/19/2011, 17:24
^^ is an uptown girl, living in an uptown world
phantalien
07/19/2011, 17:52
^^ Is on the Down Eastern Alexa while << still ogles Christie Brinkley
charlesx
07/19/2011, 18:04
^^ may be right, VV might be crazy - but it may just be a lunatic ^^'s looking for!
spike1138
07/19/2011, 18:13
^^ knows << is shameless, when it comes to lovin' vv and the Garth Brooks cover of "Shameless."
m_a_caque
07/19/2011, 18:14
^^ (charlesx)is surely going off the rails of the crazy train!dnag my slow fingers
spike1138
07/19/2011, 18:18
^^ should have used "^^^" instead of "^^!"
BudPalmer
07/20/2011, 00:21
^^ always has to point out when people do things wrong...
Kinda like what << did just there. :cheeky:
spike1138
07/20/2011, 01:05
^^ is a hard, hard man ta please!
charlesx
07/20/2011, 08:57
^^ is not as hard to please as is Macaque.
<< thinks that ^^ doesn't know ^^^^ very well...
^^ may have finally killed this thread... :rolleyes:
spike1138
08/03/2011, 15:46
^^ is a level 12 Necromancer
^^ is the unrecognized member of The Guild
spike1138
08/05/2011, 21:01
^^ is a gilded lily
spike1138
08/08/2011, 17:32
^^ is a hairy hippie.
BudPalmer
08/08/2011, 19:47
^^ has a "thing" for hairy hippies.
spike1138
08/08/2011, 21:02
^^ has hairy nipples
^^ is the originator of the Purple Nurple
Munchoboy
08/12/2011, 16:33
Holy cow, << thought this thread was dead until ^^ necro'ed it! :confused:
<< has to keep the thread going so that ^^ and vv have something to do...
spike1138
08/12/2011, 17:32
^^ is so smug, the letters S M U and G are in ^^'s username!
<< isn't near as smug as ^^
spike1138
08/15/2011, 13:09
^^ still owes << 100 scalps!
^^ is about the only one who participates in this thread with << anymore...
charlesx
08/15/2011, 13:23
^^ is dancing with ^^self, oh oh oh oH!
^^ is gonna get some rep as << is a Billy Idol fan.
spike1138
08/15/2011, 13:25
^^ still owes << 100 scalps!
^^ still owes << 100 sculpts!
<< is gonna get ^^ 100 Superman sculpts from DC75.
PhoenixFire
08/17/2011, 14:11
^^ really knows how to bring the fright out
^^ is anxiously awaiting the new Fright Night
spike1138
08/17/2011, 16:00
^^ misses Roddy McDowell from the original Fright Night :sleep:
BudPalmer
08/17/2011, 16:13
^^ is a shakespherean burn-out!
BudPalmer
08/17/2011, 16:30
^^ enjoys watching << grope monkeys
<< hasn't worked up the nerve to ask ^^ why ^^ always has a jar of pickles with ^^ when ^^ watches.
^^ should just ask. << likes pickles. Dill, not sweet.
charlesx
08/17/2011, 17:25
^^ misses Roddy McDowall from the original "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes".... and flings poo in protest!!
^^ just had to bring up poo. ^^^^ will be flinging it everywhere.
BudPalmer
08/18/2011, 09:48
^^ has poo on ^^
charlesx
08/18/2011, 10:04
^^ groped Winnie the Pooh.
spike1138
08/18/2011, 10:06
^^ is the scatman (http://youtu.be/Geiq0FP13uQ)!
BudPalmer
08/18/2011, 10:10
^^^ took an axe to the chest from Jack Nicholson? :confused:
spike1138
08/20/2011, 02:59
^^ forgot to put the coversheets on the TPS reports before going on vacation!
PhoenixFire
08/20/2011, 04:06
^^ has not donated to the Colbert Report Super PAC...tsk
spike1138
08/26/2011, 01:25
^^ failed at killing this thread!
BudPalmer
08/26/2011, 08:51
^^ better not lay a finger on <<'s ava...finger. :ermm:
spike1138
08/26/2011, 14:04
^^ stole all ^^^'s Legos!
^^ drank my last Faygo (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1007/faygo-faygo-juggalo-assignment-demotivational-poster-1278393355.jpg)!
spike1138
08/28/2011, 18:23
^^ gathers the juggalos every weekend
^^ gathers the juggalettes every weekend
Fixed it for ^^
spike1138
09/01/2011, 12:50
^^ tried to kill this thread again!
BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 12:55
^^ Keeps performing CPR on this thread.
spike1138
09/01/2011, 12:58
^^ just stands there and mocks ^^^ and ^^^^ while this thread is dying!
BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 13:05
^^ must have forgotten when ^^ pushed << out of the way while << was copping a feel on the thread!
spike1138
09/01/2011, 13:14
<< thought ^^ was having a seizure!
What ^^ took as a seizure was just ^^^ trying to dance
BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 13:34
^^ told << all about the mystery dance!
No, << told ^^ about "dancing". ^^ just took it to new depths.
charlesx
09/01/2011, 17:20
Cause ^^'s friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of VV.
Munchoboy
09/01/2011, 17:31
Cause ^^^'s friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of <<.
But that's okay becuse ^^ is a Dancing Fool!
Trqfeg-5Duo
charlesx
09/01/2011, 17:38
But that's okay becuase ^^ is a dancing queen...young and sweet, only seventeen.
^^' s official nickname is now Fernando.
spike1138
09/01/2011, 22:20
^^ was diagnosed with Fernandomania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Valenzuela#Fernandomania)!
<< will only tell ^^ this once: << HATES BASEBALL.
spike1138
09/02/2011, 14:57
^^ is a beer pong champion!
<< doesn't have a very high tolerance. ^^ could probably drink << under the table.
BudPalmer
09/02/2011, 19:14
<<doesn't drink but would gladly provide the table for ^^ & ^^^
:cheeky:
spike1138
09/02/2011, 19:16
^^ needs to stop that planking (http://www.theplankinggame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/a-guy-planking-on-a-beer-pong-table.jpg)nonsense!
Watch out! They're flanking ^^! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zem-8Uh8Sjw)
charlesx
09/06/2011, 08:22
Quite flankly, ^^ does not give a ham.
spike1138
09/06/2011, 10:42
^^ is punny today!
charlesx
09/06/2011, 10:50
^^ is puny human!!! VV SMASH puny humans!!!
BudPalmer
09/06/2011, 10:58
<< will do so as soon as << finds a puny human. How's ^^ been doing?
charlesx
09/06/2011, 12:00
^^ is getting by with a little help from ^^'s friends.
Penny Lane is in ^^'s ears and in ^^'s eyes
charlesx
09/06/2011, 12:44
^^ is the Egg Man! Wooo!! ^^ is the Walrus!! Wooooo!!! Goo goo gah joob!!!
BudPalmer
09/12/2011, 12:57
^^ is a one-eyed, one-horned, earthbound, purple people eater.
BudPalmer
09/12/2011, 18:59
^^ is mean!
<< only slightly wounded the pole in question.:noid:
^^ is mean!
^^ has taught << well
spike1138
09/14/2011, 01:06
^^ poached ^^^'s eggs ;)
BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 09:49
^^ was in love with those eggs!
^^ is stranded at the drive-in, branded a fool. What will vv say, Monday at school?
spike1138
09/14/2011, 10:51
^^^ is the egg man, ^^^ is the egg man, ^^ is the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo!
BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 11:26
^^ should know that the lyrics are actually goo goo ga joob!
charlesx
09/14/2011, 13:25
^^ should know that the lyrics are actually "oh lord, it's hard to be humble..."
BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 13:29
^^ should know that << doesn't know the meaning of the word, "humble" (mostly because << is so freaking great! :cool:).
spike1138
09/14/2011, 14:16
Take ^^ protein pills and put ^^ your helmet on...
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing ^^ can do...
BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 16:28
^^ Really played guitar
^^ also has screwed up eyes and a screwed down hair-do (like some cat from Japan)
spike1138
09/14/2011, 18:09
^^ lost a basketball game against Prince
^^ prefers skins over blouses
spike1138
09/14/2011, 19:31
^^ won the 2009 World Series of Dice
BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 21:13
^^ should buy one of these here maps (http://curiouslurkings.blogspot.com/2011/09/new-map-for-sale.html)! Come to think of it so should VV & VVV & ^^^ & ^^^^.
spike1138
09/15/2011, 00:42
^^ should know that << already did!
BudPalmer
09/15/2011, 11:46
How the heck would << know that about ^^? :confused:
spike1138
09/15/2011, 12:10
^^ should spread the word (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5869219#post5869219)!
spike1138
09/28/2011, 17:00
^^ killed the thread!
^^ brought it back to life!
spike1138
10/03/2011, 01:21
^^ killed it again!
BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 07:53
^^ should know that death does not do the Hokey Pokey.
^^ has got it bad, so bad... ^^ is hot for teacher.
BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 17:25
<< doesn't feel tardy!
BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 19:47
^^ needs to give << something to write on.
^^ has got legs and ^^ knows how to use them.
BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 20:22
^^ is the reflex. ^^ is also in charge of finding treasure in the dark.
^^ calls vv Mellow Yellow
BudPalmer
11/22/2011, 18:12
Not any more ^^ don't
^^ is learning to fly, but ^^ doesn't have wings
spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:26
^^ surely can't be serious!
^^ shouldn't call me Shirley!
spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:34
Does ^^ like movies about gladiators?
spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:41
^^ is also Spartacus!
^^ is man! ^^ is not an animal!
spike1138
11/23/2011, 17:54
^^ is a prisoner!
^^ is strong to the finish cuz ^^ eats his spinach
spike1138
11/23/2011, 19:24
^^ doesn't like wire hangers! No more wire hangers!
^^ is starting to sound like my little brother...
spike1138
11/24/2011, 23:35
^^ ain't heavy, ^^ is good people!
Wade Wilson
11/25/2011, 01:25
^^thinks everything is a trap
spike1138
11/25/2011, 01:57
^^ forgets that...
dddAi8FF3F4
^^ knows that ancient weapons and hoaky religions are no substitute for a blaster at ^^'s side.
Wade Wilson
11/25/2011, 14:12
^^Won't join the fun of Facebook
^^ should be aware that Facebook gave << a virus :(
spike1138
01/10/2012, 19:01
^^ tried to kill the thread again but was unsuccessful!
^^ can't pin that on <<! ^^ has got no proof! << is innocent!
BudPalmer
01/10/2012, 23:40
^^ believes it may or may not have been a one-armed man. ^^ is sure that the man had no more than two though.
^^Is the Egg McMuffin of HCRealmsers.
BudPalmer
01/11/2012, 09:41
^^ is the Cadillac of minivans.
spike1138
01/11/2012, 11:33
^^ is the fool to ^^^'s Took!
Munchoboy
01/11/2012, 11:35
^^ is a prize shark? :confused:
spike1138
01/11/2012, 11:50
^^ should know that label is only applied when << goes a different venue!
BudPalmer
01/11/2012, 15:58
The new venue is gonna need a bigger boat for ^^
Munchoboy
01/11/2012, 15:59
^^ uses fire to sove all his problems. :confused:
spike1138
01/11/2012, 16:04
^^ smells like bacon!
^^Smells bacon in the water >---,^>
^^ is the official spokesman for Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/c87a_baconnaise.jpg)
Wow. ^^ sure did kill the thread. :noid::rolleyes::cheeky:
BudPalmer
09/26/2012, 22:46
^^ Likes pointing fingers so much maybe ^^ should point them at ^^'s self!
What?
spike1138
09/27/2012, 00:08
^^ likes to pull ^^^'s finger!
^^ is a master of the 5-finger death punch!
BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:35
^^ likes "the shocker!"
spike1138
09/27/2012, 13:42
^^ is nicknamed the "Flyin' Philly Cheesteak!"
BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:47
^^ is nicknamed, "minature tubesteak!"
uhchewie
09/27/2012, 13:50
^^ runs stop signs
BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:55
^^^ Only runs when chased. ;)
spike1138
09/27/2012, 13:59
^^ sank << battleship!
^^'s Slinky won't walk down stairs :disappointed:
uhchewie
09/27/2012, 14:04
^^ Killed Mr. Boddy with the rope in the conservatory
spike1138
09/27/2012, 14:07
^^ owes << for landing on Boardwalk!
BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 14:10
^^ never could make that damn mousetrap work!
^^Has the hungriest Hippos of all
^^ likes to visit Candyland when he's got the munchies
^^Loves ladders, but prefers chutes
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