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Thawmus
06/29/2011, 11:22
You know how this works.


PAM is a nonexistent person, and I'm sure that hurts their feelings, bunches.

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 11:32
^^ used to be somebody!

Smudge
06/29/2011, 11:51
^^ needs somebody, sometime.

Thawmus
06/29/2011, 11:51
^^ Needs to stop hitting Sasuke.

spike1138
06/29/2011, 11:55
^^ is a parkour celebrity

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:08
^^ made << look something up just to find out it means free-running.

spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:13
<< is pleased to have furthered ^^'s education!

Smudge
06/29/2011, 12:15
^^ can't teach an old dog new tricks

charlesx
06/29/2011, 12:20
Silly ^^^^ thinks that tricks are for kids.

spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:21
^^^ called ^^^^^ an old dog!

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:24
Tricks are something ^^^ does for ^^^'s pimp. ^^ does illusions!

spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:27
^^ has a strong pimp hand. << unfortunately knows this all too well.

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:27
<< only hits ^^ when ^^ makes <<. << only does what needs to be done.

spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:32
^^ proves once again that ^^ is a hard man ta please!

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:42
^^ seems determined to test the limits of <<'s pimp hand.

Smudge
06/29/2011, 12:44
Look out! ^^ might do something drastic!

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:47
^^ is gonna set the thread on fire and frame << for ^^'s crime! :noid:

spike1138
06/29/2011, 12:47
^^ is taking his frustrations with ^^^ from Tuesday out on << :(

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 12:52
<< has better things to take out on ^^.

Smudge
06/29/2011, 13:47
^^'s talk about taking things out is making me uncomfortable

BudPalmer
06/29/2011, 13:48
<< Wonders when "me" became third person... :rolleyes: @ ^^

spike1138
06/29/2011, 13:52
^^ again shows that ^^ is a hard
man ta please!

Smudge
06/29/2011, 14:16
^^ has got that right!

PhoenixFire
06/29/2011, 17:24
^^ wants Amanda Hug-N-Kiss

Smudge
06/29/2011, 17:25
^^ is on a quest to go to Helen Hunt

spike1138
06/29/2011, 18:54
^^ is stalking Helen Mirren.

charlesx
06/29/2011, 19:04
^^ creamed over Helen Keller.

spike1138
06/29/2011, 19:10
^^ forgets that << was teaching her the word "spent"

Smudge
06/29/2011, 19:42
^^ spends too much time at Madame Kamay's

Smudge
07/07/2011, 22:02
<< thinks << may have killed the thread already...

Smudge
07/07/2011, 22:03
<< doesn't want to be a thread killer!

Smudge
07/07/2011, 22:04
<< implores you! Help <<!

Munchoboy
07/07/2011, 22:09
^^ should stop killing thread already!

spike1138
07/07/2011, 22:58
^^^ is a thread murderer! ^^ is complicit in ^^^'s crime!

Munchoboy
07/07/2011, 23:19
^^ is back to Shaun!

Smudge
07/08/2011, 11:25
^^ swings through the trees with the greatest of ease

spike1138
07/08/2011, 11:26
^^ has a trapeze in the basement. Don't let ^^ take you to the basement... :noid:

Smudge
07/08/2011, 12:14
^^ is a Man of Constant Sorrow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtgZ5fHOuU&feature=related)

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 12:17
^^ Is in a tight spot!

spike1138
07/08/2011, 12:42
^^ is a recidivist!

Smudge
07/08/2011, 13:44
^^ uses too many big words!

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 13:45
^^ is correct. << hates having to look up words no matter how true they are!

spike1138
07/08/2011, 15:47
^^ is the Niles to ^^^'s Frasier!

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 15:52
^^ is the Lillith to ^^^^'s Frasier

spike1138
07/08/2011, 15:57
^^ is the Eddie to << Martin!

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 16:04
<< just peed on ^^'s raggedy old chair (which ^^ may not notice because ^^ did it first!)

spike1138
07/08/2011, 16:08
^^ forgets that it's <<'s "physical therapy" time with Daphne and Roz. :knockedou

Munchoboy
07/08/2011, 17:14
^^ believes the rifle hanging in the Winchester has been deactivated. ;)

spike1138
07/08/2011, 17:20
^^ doesn't believe that dogs can look up!

Munchoboy
07/08/2011, 17:21
Doesn't ^^ have work today?

charlesx
07/08/2011, 17:23
^^ is not even supposed to be here today!

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 19:47
^^ is really hung up on super hero sex organs.

Smudge
07/08/2011, 20:18
^^ believes all Jedi had was a bunch of ####ing Muppets

BudPalmer
07/08/2011, 20:31
^^ knows less about muppets than this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWUjB6C_aI).

Smudge
07/08/2011, 20:38
^^ is not quite a mop and not quite a puppet...

spike1138
07/11/2011, 11:19
^^ is a fraggle

BudPalmer
07/11/2011, 11:44
^^ Got into a fight with ^^'s wife when ^^ told her that ^^ was going out for a free Slurpee!

Smudge
07/11/2011, 12:22
^^ tried to give ^^^ a free Slurpee

spike1138
07/11/2011, 13:14
^^ stole ^^^'s free Slurpee!

charlesx
07/11/2011, 14:54
^^ ate a chocolate-covered pretzel and licked VV's fingers.

spike1138
07/11/2011, 15:15
^^ hosts an 80s-style dating show on a public access channel

Smudge
07/11/2011, 15:28
^^ hosts 80's Night at the local senior center.

charlesx
07/12/2011, 08:01
^^ had sex in a very uncomfortable place.

BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 10:02
^^ has to be talking about the back seat of a Volkswagon!

spike1138
07/12/2011, 10:13
^^ drives an unmarked white van

BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 10:16
^^ is late with <<'s candy shipment. << might have to buy a puppy if << has to wait any longer.

spike1138
07/12/2011, 10:34
<< doesn't approve of animal abuse so ^^ will be getting candy immediately!

Smudge
07/12/2011, 10:41
^^ wants candy! Bubblegum & taffy! Skips to the sweetshop with his girl Sandy!

charlesx
07/12/2011, 13:21
^^ has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ###...and ^^ is all out of bubblegum.

spike1138
07/12/2011, 15:52
^^ wears a kilt on Thursdays for no reason

BudPalmer
07/12/2011, 15:54
^^ has multiple upskirt photos of ^^^ that ^^ can't stop looking at.

Smudge
07/15/2011, 11:50
^^ has a hole in his heart that can only be filled by ^^^

BudPalmer
07/15/2011, 11:54
^^ has a hole in ^^'s bottom that is regularly filled by ^^^^:noid:

Smudge
07/15/2011, 12:39
^^ goes right for the jugular!

BudPalmer
07/15/2011, 12:47
It's better than what ^^^^^ goes right for! :noid:

spike1138
07/16/2011, 05:09
^^ uses too many ^^^^^s!

Smudge
07/18/2011, 15:26
^^ doesn't want you to look behind the curtain...

Munchoboy
07/18/2011, 15:37
It's curtains for ^^!

Smudge
07/18/2011, 23:28
^^ once took a Magic Carpet Ride...

BudPalmer
07/18/2011, 23:46
^^ once took a mustache ride.

spike1138
07/19/2011, 01:32
^^ coined the term "Dirty Sanchez."

charlesx
07/19/2011, 12:36
^^ coined the phrase "Up the Dirt Yard".

Munchoboy
07/19/2011, 12:48
^^ coined the phrase "take a dirt nap".

BudPalmer
07/19/2011, 12:53
^^ has slept with the fishes.

Smudge
07/19/2011, 15:21
^^ started a backyard tire fire

spike1138
07/19/2011, 15:35
^^ started a backyard tire fire

^^ drank all the Fat Tire (http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/detail.aspx?id=7c5b394b-d7b7-486a-ac9a-316256a7b0ee) in <<'s cooler! :angry:

Smudge
07/19/2011, 15:43
^^ has the wrong guy! << doesn't really care for Fat Tire.

charlesx
07/19/2011, 17:11
^^ didn't light the fire - (it was always burning since the world was turning.)

spike1138
07/19/2011, 17:24
^^ is an uptown girl, living in an uptown world

Smudge
07/19/2011, 17:49
^^ is movin' out

phantalien
07/19/2011, 17:52
^^ Is on the Down Eastern Alexa while << still ogles Christie Brinkley

charlesx
07/19/2011, 18:04
^^ may be right, VV might be crazy - but it may just be a lunatic ^^'s looking for!

spike1138
07/19/2011, 18:13
^^ knows << is shameless, when it comes to lovin' vv and the Garth Brooks cover of "Shameless."

m_a_caque
07/19/2011, 18:14
^^ (charlesx)is surely going off the rails of the crazy train!dnag my slow fingers

spike1138
07/19/2011, 18:18
^^ should have used "^^^" instead of "^^!"

BudPalmer
07/20/2011, 00:21
^^ always has to point out when people do things wrong...

Kinda like what << did just there. :cheeky:

spike1138
07/20/2011, 01:05
^^ is a hard, hard man ta please!

charlesx
07/20/2011, 08:57
^^ is not as hard to please as is Macaque.

Smudge
07/20/2011, 12:13
<< thinks that ^^ doesn't know ^^^^ very well...

Smudge
08/03/2011, 15:44
^^ may have finally killed this thread... :rolleyes:

spike1138
08/03/2011, 15:46
^^ is a level 12 Necromancer

Smudge
08/04/2011, 10:43
^^ is the unrecognized member of The Guild

spike1138
08/05/2011, 21:01
^^ is a gilded lily

Smudge
08/08/2011, 17:30
^^ tickles the ivories

spike1138
08/08/2011, 17:32
^^ is a hairy hippie.

BudPalmer
08/08/2011, 19:47
^^ has a "thing" for hairy hippies.

spike1138
08/08/2011, 21:02
^^ has hairy nipples

Smudge
08/12/2011, 16:32
^^ is the originator of the Purple Nurple

Munchoboy
08/12/2011, 16:33
Holy cow, << thought this thread was dead until ^^ necro'ed it! :confused:

Smudge
08/12/2011, 16:35
<< has to keep the thread going so that ^^ and vv have something to do...

spike1138
08/12/2011, 17:32
^^ is so smug, the letters S M U and G are in ^^'s username!

Smudge
08/15/2011, 12:24
<< isn't near as smug as ^^

spike1138
08/15/2011, 13:09
^^ still owes << 100 scalps!

Smudge
08/15/2011, 13:21
^^ is about the only one who participates in this thread with << anymore...

charlesx
08/15/2011, 13:23
^^ is dancing with ^^self, oh oh oh oH!

Smudge
08/15/2011, 13:24
^^ is gonna get some rep as << is a Billy Idol fan.

spike1138
08/15/2011, 13:25
^^ still owes << 100 scalps!

Smudge
08/15/2011, 13:52
^^ still owes << 100 sculpts!

<< is gonna get ^^ 100 Superman sculpts from DC75.

PhoenixFire
08/17/2011, 14:11
^^ really knows how to bring the fright out

Smudge
08/17/2011, 15:01
^^ is anxiously awaiting the new Fright Night

spike1138
08/17/2011, 16:00
^^ misses Roddy McDowell from the original Fright Night :sleep:

Smudge
08/17/2011, 16:03
^^ speaketh the truth.

BudPalmer
08/17/2011, 16:13
^^ is a shakespherean burn-out!

Smudge
08/17/2011, 16:24
^^ gropes monkeys

BudPalmer
08/17/2011, 16:30
^^ enjoys watching << grope monkeys

<< hasn't worked up the nerve to ask ^^ why ^^ always has a jar of pickles with ^^ when ^^ watches.

Smudge
08/17/2011, 16:51
^^ should just ask. << likes pickles. Dill, not sweet.

charlesx
08/17/2011, 17:25
^^ misses Roddy McDowall from the original "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes".... and flings poo in protest!!

Smudge
08/17/2011, 17:50
^^ just had to bring up poo. ^^^^ will be flinging it everywhere.

BudPalmer
08/18/2011, 09:48
^^ has poo on ^^

charlesx
08/18/2011, 10:04
^^ groped Winnie the Pooh.

spike1138
08/18/2011, 10:06
^^ is the scatman (http://youtu.be/Geiq0FP13uQ)!

BudPalmer
08/18/2011, 10:10
^^^ took an axe to the chest from Jack Nicholson? :confused:

spike1138
08/20/2011, 02:59
^^ forgot to put the coversheets on the TPS reports before going on vacation!

PhoenixFire
08/20/2011, 04:06
^^ has not donated to the Colbert Report Super PAC...tsk

spike1138
08/26/2011, 01:25
^^ failed at killing this thread!

BudPalmer
08/26/2011, 08:51
^^ better not lay a finger on <<'s ava...finger. :ermm:

Smudge
08/26/2011, 13:55
^^ better leggo my Eggo!

spike1138
08/26/2011, 14:04
^^ stole all ^^^'s Legos!

Smudge
08/28/2011, 18:21
^^ drank my last Faygo (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1007/faygo-faygo-juggalo-assignment-demotivational-poster-1278393355.jpg)!

spike1138
08/28/2011, 18:23
^^ gathers the juggalos every weekend

Smudge
08/29/2011, 10:50
^^ gathers the juggalettes every weekend

Fixed it for ^^

spike1138
09/01/2011, 12:50
^^ tried to kill this thread again!

BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 12:55
^^ Keeps performing CPR on this thread.

spike1138
09/01/2011, 12:58
^^ just stands there and mocks ^^^ and ^^^^ while this thread is dying!

BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 13:05
^^ must have forgotten when ^^ pushed << out of the way while << was copping a feel on the thread!

spike1138
09/01/2011, 13:14
<< thought ^^ was having a seizure!

Smudge
09/01/2011, 13:24
What ^^ took as a seizure was just ^^^ trying to dance

BudPalmer
09/01/2011, 13:34
^^ told << all about the mystery dance!

Smudge
09/01/2011, 14:54
No, << told ^^ about "dancing". ^^ just took it to new depths.

charlesx
09/01/2011, 17:20
Cause ^^'s friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of VV.

Munchoboy
09/01/2011, 17:31
Cause ^^^'s friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of <<.

But that's okay becuse ^^ is a Dancing Fool!

Trqfeg-5Duo

charlesx
09/01/2011, 17:38
But that's okay becuase ^^ is a dancing queen...young and sweet, only seventeen.

Smudge
09/01/2011, 20:40
^^' s official nickname is now Fernando.

spike1138
09/01/2011, 22:20
^^ was diagnosed with Fernandomania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Valenzuela#Fernandomania)!

Smudge
09/02/2011, 11:50
<< will only tell ^^ this once: << HATES BASEBALL.

spike1138
09/02/2011, 14:57
^^ is a beer pong champion!

Smudge
09/02/2011, 15:16
<< doesn't have a very high tolerance. ^^ could probably drink << under the table.

BudPalmer
09/02/2011, 19:14
<<doesn't drink but would gladly provide the table for ^^ & ^^^

:cheeky:

spike1138
09/02/2011, 19:16
^^ needs to stop that planking (http://www.theplankinggame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/a-guy-planking-on-a-beer-pong-table.jpg)nonsense!

Smudge
09/02/2011, 22:00
Watch out! They're flanking ^^! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zem-8Uh8Sjw)

charlesx
09/06/2011, 08:22
Quite flankly, ^^ does not give a ham.

spike1138
09/06/2011, 10:42
^^ is punny today!

charlesx
09/06/2011, 10:50
^^ is puny human!!! VV SMASH puny humans!!!

BudPalmer
09/06/2011, 10:58
<< will do so as soon as << finds a puny human. How's ^^ been doing?

charlesx
09/06/2011, 12:00
^^ is getting by with a little help from ^^'s friends.

Smudge
09/06/2011, 12:43
Penny Lane is in ^^'s ears and in ^^'s eyes

charlesx
09/06/2011, 12:44
^^ is the Egg Man! Wooo!! ^^ is the Walrus!! Wooooo!!! Goo goo gah joob!!!

Smudge
09/12/2011, 12:51
^^ is a jukebox hero

BudPalmer
09/12/2011, 12:57
^^ is a one-eyed, one-horned, earthbound, purple people eater.

Smudge
09/12/2011, 18:58
^^ is a pole killer

BudPalmer
09/12/2011, 18:59
^^ is mean!


<< only slightly wounded the pole in question.:noid:

Smudge
09/12/2011, 20:33
^^ is mean!

^^ has taught << well

spike1138
09/14/2011, 01:06
^^ poached ^^^'s eggs ;)

BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 09:49
^^ was in love with those eggs!

Smudge
09/14/2011, 10:47
^^ is stranded at the drive-in, branded a fool. What will vv say, Monday at school?

spike1138
09/14/2011, 10:51
^^^ is the egg man, ^^^ is the egg man, ^^ is the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo!

BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 11:26
^^ should know that the lyrics are actually goo goo ga joob!

charlesx
09/14/2011, 13:25
^^ should know that the lyrics are actually "oh lord, it's hard to be humble..."

BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 13:29
^^ should know that << doesn't know the meaning of the word, "humble" (mostly because << is so freaking great! :cool:).

Smudge
09/14/2011, 13:54
Ground control to ^^...

spike1138
09/14/2011, 14:16
Take ^^ protein pills and put ^^ your helmet on...

Smudge
09/14/2011, 14:43
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing ^^ can do...

BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 16:28
^^ Really played guitar

^^ also has screwed up eyes and a screwed down hair-do (like some cat from Japan)

spike1138
09/14/2011, 18:09
^^ lost a basketball game against Prince

Smudge
09/14/2011, 19:02
^^ prefers skins over blouses

spike1138
09/14/2011, 19:31
^^ won the 2009 World Series of Dice

BudPalmer
09/14/2011, 21:13
^^ should buy one of these here maps (http://curiouslurkings.blogspot.com/2011/09/new-map-for-sale.html)! Come to think of it so should VV & VVV & ^^^ & ^^^^.

spike1138
09/15/2011, 00:42
^^ should know that << already did!

BudPalmer
09/15/2011, 11:46
How the heck would << know that about ^^? :confused:

spike1138
09/15/2011, 12:10
^^ should spread the word (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5869219#post5869219)!

spike1138
09/28/2011, 17:00
^^ killed the thread!

Smudge
09/28/2011, 17:23
^^ brought it back to life!

spike1138
10/03/2011, 01:21
^^ killed it again!

BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 07:53
^^ should know that death does not do the Hokey Pokey.

Smudge
10/03/2011, 14:02
^^ has got it bad, so bad... ^^ is hot for teacher.

BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 17:25
<< doesn't feel tardy!

Smudge
10/03/2011, 18:48
^^ forgot his pencil.

BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 19:47
^^ needs to give << something to write on.

Smudge
10/03/2011, 20:19
^^ has got legs and ^^ knows how to use them.

BudPalmer
10/03/2011, 20:22
^^ is the reflex. ^^ is also in charge of finding treasure in the dark.

Smudge
10/03/2011, 20:27
^^ glows in the dark.

Smudge
11/22/2011, 17:53
^^ calls vv Mellow Yellow

BudPalmer
11/22/2011, 18:12
Not any more ^^ don't

Smudge
11/23/2011, 10:21
^^ is learning to fly, but ^^ doesn't have wings

spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:26
^^ surely can't be serious!

Smudge
11/23/2011, 10:28
^^ shouldn't call me Shirley!

spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:34
Does ^^ like movies about gladiators?

Smudge
11/23/2011, 10:38
^^ is Spartacus!

spike1138
11/23/2011, 10:41
^^ is also Spartacus!

Smudge
11/23/2011, 17:05
^^ is man! ^^ is not an animal!

spike1138
11/23/2011, 17:54
^^ is a prisoner!

Smudge
11/23/2011, 19:13
^^ is strong to the finish cuz ^^ eats his spinach

spike1138
11/23/2011, 19:24
^^ doesn't like wire hangers! No more wire hangers!

Smudge
11/24/2011, 18:47
^^ is starting to sound like my little brother...

spike1138
11/24/2011, 23:35
^^ ain't heavy, ^^ is good people!

Wade Wilson
11/25/2011, 01:25
^^thinks everything is a trap

spike1138
11/25/2011, 01:57
^^ forgets that...

dddAi8FF3F4

Smudge
11/25/2011, 12:01
^^ knows that ancient weapons and hoaky religions are no substitute for a blaster at ^^'s side.

Wade Wilson
11/25/2011, 14:12
^^Won't join the fun of Facebook

Smudge
11/25/2011, 14:44
^^ should be aware that Facebook gave << a virus :(

spike1138
01/10/2012, 19:01
^^ tried to kill the thread again but was unsuccessful!

Smudge
01/10/2012, 19:02
^^ can't pin that on <<! ^^ has got no proof! << is innocent!

BudPalmer
01/10/2012, 23:40
^^ believes it may or may not have been a one-armed man. ^^ is sure that the man had no more than two though.

SLVRSR4
01/11/2012, 00:41
^^Is the Egg McMuffin of HCRealmsers.

BudPalmer
01/11/2012, 09:41
^^ is the Cadillac of minivans.

spike1138
01/11/2012, 11:33
^^ is the fool to ^^^'s Took!

Munchoboy
01/11/2012, 11:35
^^ is a prize shark? :confused:

spike1138
01/11/2012, 11:50
^^ should know that label is only applied when << goes a different venue!

BudPalmer
01/11/2012, 15:58
The new venue is gonna need a bigger boat for ^^

Munchoboy
01/11/2012, 15:59
^^ uses fire to sove all his problems. :confused:

spike1138
01/11/2012, 16:04
^^ smells like bacon!

SLVRSR4
01/11/2012, 16:08
^^Smells bacon in the water >---,^>

Smudge
01/11/2012, 16:33
^^ is the official spokesman for Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/c87a_baconnaise.jpg)

Smudge
09/26/2012, 22:16
Wow. ^^ sure did kill the thread. :noid::rolleyes::cheeky:

BudPalmer
09/26/2012, 22:46
^^ Likes pointing fingers so much maybe ^^ should point them at ^^'s self!


What?

spike1138
09/27/2012, 00:08
^^ likes to pull ^^^'s finger!

Smudge
09/27/2012, 11:49
^^ is a master of the 5-finger death punch!

BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:35
^^ likes "the shocker!"

spike1138
09/27/2012, 13:42
^^ is nicknamed the "Flyin' Philly Cheesteak!"

BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:47
^^ is nicknamed, "minature tubesteak!"

uhchewie
09/27/2012, 13:50
^^ runs stop signs

BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 13:55
^^^ Only runs when chased. ;)

spike1138
09/27/2012, 13:59
^^ sank << battleship!

Smudge
09/27/2012, 14:03
^^'s Slinky won't walk down stairs :disappointed:

uhchewie
09/27/2012, 14:04
^^ Killed Mr. Boddy with the rope in the conservatory

spike1138
09/27/2012, 14:07
^^ owes << for landing on Boardwalk!

BudPalmer
09/27/2012, 14:10
^^ never could make that damn mousetrap work!

SLVRSR4
09/27/2012, 14:21
^^Has the hungriest Hippos of all

Smudge
09/27/2012, 14:56
^^ likes to visit Candyland when he's got the munchies

SLVRSR4
09/27/2012, 15:01
^^Loves ladders, but prefers chutes