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Giggyex
07/04/2011, 12:34
A K.O. list dedicated to the only superhero team with a theme song: Nextwave.

NEXT WAVE

It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goe the
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother####ing boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!NEXTWAVE!
Dirk AngerIs one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation
Purposel y
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!NEXTWAVE!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!

NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah NEXTWAVE!
Give us a NextWave rollcall!
MONICA! - Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
TABBY! - Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON! - Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA! - Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN! - His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE!NEXTWAVE!NEXTWAVE!
Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...

Giggyex
07/04/2011, 13:10
First Game tonight 600 point golden age and you must have theme. Nextwave Is very excited. Here's my team:

Tabitha Smith 58+Nextwave ata 5

Aaron Stack 106+Nextwave ata 5

Elsa Bloodstone 73+Nextwave ata 5

Monica Rambeau 139+Nextwave ata 5

The Captain 124+Nextwave ata 5

Machine Man 63+Nextwave ata 5

Crimson Gem of Cytorak 5

Total:598

Aftter the tournement I 'm fighting my friends Fing Fang Foom

thugit
07/04/2011, 22:14
While I support this thread, Bane would like to remind you that godsmack's "I Stand Alone" is his official theme, and "The Ballad of Bane" is in his thread, also...

thugit
07/04/2011, 22:26
And now, the Ballad of Bane...

Bane!
The man they call Bane!

He stomps on the rich
And he laughs at the poor
Stood up to Batman
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Gotham
The man they call Bane!

Our Bane likes to hear backs breakin'
And hear all of Gotham lament
And he saw the Dark Knight takin'
The money Catman had for rent
So he said "you can't do that to my people"
He said "you can't crush them under your heel"
So Bane strapped on his mask
And in 5 seconds flat
Crushed all of Bruce Wayne's ideals

He stomps on the rich
And he laughs at the poor
Stood up to Batman
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Gotham
The man they call Bane!

Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Bane
He can really bring the pain
And is like a bomb fallin' right outta the sky
He breaks backs in our houses
He snaps spines in our yards
The man they called Bane
He will leave you in pain
And then take his place out among the stars

He stomps on the rich
And he laughs at the poor
Stood up to Batman
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Gotham
The man they call Bane!

Bane--the CEO of thugit, inc.

Giggyex
07/05/2011, 18:45
Okay the tournement went great. My first oppenents team was this

Skrull Jacket
Miss Skrull Vell
Spider Woman Skrull
Invisible woman skrull
Skrull Warrior

Nextwave embarressed me. They only took out Skrull Jacket, Spider woman, And skrull warrior. Because of this they personally hate Skrulls and cows.

The next match was really fun. His team:
Mindless one
Mindless one
Mindless one
Mindless one
Mindless one

Clean sweep this game The captain and Monica were the only ones who took any clicks. Funny part was Tabby KO'ed almost every mindless one.

The third game I got bust up the big bad of beyond corp himself,. Here was my oppenents team:

Devil Dinosaur and Moon boy+ShellHead
Siryn
Tabitha Smith
Madrox
Warlock
Vanisher+passenger feat
Sunspot

His team went down hard. I'll leave it at that.

The last game was against my friends foom. The captain got the big KO here :laugh: and he did it on his Poison Click!