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So Iv been going back and forth about who I wanted to do a K.O. List for
and to day I became the lucky new owner of a case of Cap A a day early and...
O so now you OWN ME!!
What? wait. no I.....I'm just trying to introduce who I'm going to use for my K.O list.
First off, its just like whitey to USE a brotha and second, it's MY K.O. List. I'm Doing all the work all you do is roll a few dice and smell bad.
Come on now I think we got off on the wrong foot you clix have to understand I love you all.
What do you mean YOU CLIX! You racist A#@!
What! Im not a racist what the hell are you talking about?!
O I see, black man don't make no sense. yes em master I do what you say master.
Please stop that its really awkward for everyone
I hate you.
Can I get on with this?
Go to hell.
Ok then with out further ado I submit for your approval Luke Cage!
Hold on there boy were not on a first name basis.
All right Mr. Cage
I'm going to kill you where you sleep.
What the hell was I thinking???
Cage KO's: 5
Points Earned: 391
K.O's of Bullseye: 0
K.Oed by Bullseye: 2
This is great! Could even rival Contingency Plan.
So my first game with Luke Ca..... Mr. Cage. It was a friendly match as I have not got to play in a tournament yet for the cap set. I chose Mr.Cage, Falcon, Iron fist and Black cat with the (Gem 5pts.)
Like it was a hard choice you just looked at my card and chose a keyword.
I still chose the team.
Whatever, keep talking jerk.
I was facing
Sorry, We were facing a serpent Society team that consisted of Diamondback, Sin, Viper and Cobra. I won map choice so we played on "the Bridge"
The game started with Black cat moving into hindering on the edge of the map to position for her PC. Falcon picked up Mr.Cage and brought him near a heavy object.
Heavy for you maybe, you pansy
Anyway, Iron Fist made a mad dash for the Gem.
The Society all positioned Sin in stealth ect ect.
As the battle progressed Black cat got blocked where she had no line of sight so I took a chance and moved her out into the open where she could see.
A bone head move if I ever saw one you almost got her killed. I don't know who let you make tactical decisions but they should have there head checked.
Hey I'm not the one who was running around the map yelling "I'm sick of these mother FU$&#%@ snakes on this mother fu%#$@$ bridge!
What's that some kind of black joke? Thats it I'm done with you.
BANG! CRASH! WHAM! BOOM!
Shut up! I'll be taking over for the rest of this, white boys a........little tied up right now. So this is how it is, my boy Iron Fist picked up the gem and that crazy red head Sin was Right in his path the poor girl never stood a chance. Once sin and her outwit was gone it was all down hill for old snake faces. Viper based me and her girl Diamondback set up to lay down some fire from range. But It was all useless without Sin there to outwit. Now with poison not able to hurt me and some bad rolls for Diamondback trying to incapacitate me and even worse rolls for Viper trying to slap me they did not stand that long with me and I got my first two K.O's. Not the most impressive K.O's but just the first in what will become a long list. Just as a side note I would like to give a shout out to my boy Iron Fist who is a very bad man as it is, but with the Gem in his hand were talking Namor level bad ###. Thanks for listening and maybe by next time Ill untie the white guy so he can talk..........maybe.
Ok, I have three matches to report on the the K.O quest of Mr. Cage. I again used Mr.Cage, Falcon, Iron fist and Black cat with the (Gem 5pts.) My opponent
used Bullseye, Moonstone and HOT Venom all ATA'ed to Mystics. I got to tell you Mr. Cage went on a slump for the next two games.
You call it a slump I call it bad tactics from you.
Ya know what after what you pulled with me last week I should melt you in the microwave.
Now your going to put me in the oven, you sure you don't have ties to the Nazi party? you been hanging out with Zemo?
I'm going to ignore that Cage
Anyway back on topic, Venom got up close and personal with Mr. Cage locking him down while Bullseye started blasting away From range chipping away at Cage. Moonstone had and MVP type game Flying around never rolling less then a nine. I just could not catch her.
If you were any kind of a leader you would have released Redwing to lock her down and got Iron fist right in her face.
Look your right This one was on me but I'm still getting use to the new mechanics. You still fought like Sh*% against Venom and Bullseye total pawned you.
First who hasn't been pawned by Bullseye and That venom is a slippery S.O.B.
Well in the end we lost with out taking out any Thunderbolts
The next game I switched up teams a little I went Avengers With Mr.Cage, Rare Cap, Falcon and IC V Wasp. I over to my opponent and who do I see, The same FU#$*ng team of Thunderbolts all Mystics.
The game started out similar to the first but this time after Wasp did some taxi duty she made a B-line for Moonstone. Wasps 18 Def keep moonstone distracted for a large part of the game. Venom and Bullseye were making their way up the battle field when came Mr.Cage's chance. From around a wall he came charging into Venom and Bullseye with a heavy object. Revenge is at hand! I role a 3, but no fear I have a TTPB I put a token on Falcon and role again its a 5.
You should practice rolling you dice or stop getting me into situations where I'm out gunned. God you suck at this game!
Well regardless of what Mr.Cage thinks even with the missed roles this is the move that one me the game. After the Thunderbolts were preoccupied with Mr.Cage this allowed Cap to run wiled. Twice Cap pulled off a shield throw into a charge combo. This cap is amazing! So fun to play and feels like your playing cap. He just riped it...
Hey! This is about me not Cap!
Well you got K.O'ed......again....by Bullseye......again
That's it! the next time I see him he dies! Your starting a new List me V.S Bullseye.
You sure you want that? Bullseye is freakishly good.
And I'm not?
Ok you got it. Can I get back to the game now?
Wow that was the first nice thing you have ever said to me.
Go to hell
And were back. Well cap ended up K.Oing Venom and Bullseye and Falcon K.Oed Moonstone.
The Third game I used the Same Avengers team and went up against Red Skull, Nightshade, Batroc and Hardball.
Now this is my kind of fight up close in your face none of that pu$$y shooting people crap.
Your not a pu$$y if you shoot people.
Don't start you crap.
This was Mr. Cages come back match. Once the maneuvering was all done they struck first Night shade made Batroc a Werewolf and he full move attacked Cage with BCF (a nasty little tactic I didn't see coming) But he rolled a two for Dmg and Cage Shrugged it off
No French surrender monkey going to hurt me.
It could have hurt
Says the rules of the game
Mr.Cage ended up K.Oing Batroc in one shot with a heavy object. The game continued on with Cage K.Oing Hardball a few turns later Cap K.Oing Nightshade and Falcon and Mr.Cage tracking down Red Skull Who put up won hell of a fight with his CCE but in the end Falcon and Cage were too much for him. Cage delivered the final blow to Red Skull. All and All a good game and it got Cage back on the K.O path in a big way.
you love the black man now
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