New Expansion! Marvel Dillholes!

[Darkmunkey]

Now that we finally have con artists with perplex for 11 points, and paramedics with 18 clicks of support for 12 points, I think it is time for Wizkids to give us the expansion that we've all been dying for - MARVEL HEROCLIX: DILLHOLES!

MARVEL HEROCLIX: DILLHOLES! will be an expansion devoted to normal humans that just happen to have superpowers. In MARVEL HEROCLIX: DILLHOLES! there won't be a need for any actual 'superheroes'.

IMAGINE all the new figures you can use in your upcoming HEROCLIX tournaments!

Furniture Mover - 5 clicks of super strength and a damage value of 2 for 11 points!

Dirty Street Ho' - Poison all the way down the dial! Don't get too close!

Pimp - Leadership and Blades/Claws with his switchblade! Don't mess with his stable!

Street Mime - No combat abilities, but lots of perplex!

Prepubescent Tae Kwon Do Student - Close Combat Expert! Be careful, he has a black belt!

UNIQUES will include:

Rush Limbaugh - Mind Control, but very low speed!

AND

Johnnie Cochran - Outwit, Perplex AND Mind Control: all for 27 points!

MARVEL HEROCLIX: DILLHOLES! will allow Wizkids to use all the great ideas they have for superpowered non-superheroes in ONE EXPANSION therefore allowing them to concentrate on actual superheroes in future expansions!






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[shin-goji]

Man, people say *I* have too much time on my hands!

[Doomtoy]

...Rush Limbaugh has a mind?

[krusticlese]

How's about Coorperate Exeuctive?

Super Senses down the dial ('cause he knows when the sh!t is coming down) so he can transfer his employees 401K holdings into his personal offshore account before the Federales arrive, and avoid any serious jail time.:laugh:

[NeoFascist]

Funny stuff.

[krusticlese]

OR:

Speed freak! Give him Hypersonic speed for one click then, KO! (to represent his heart exploding from the drugs). That'll give the kiddies a lesson they won't soon forget!

[GroovyBoy]

This may be darkmunkey's shin-dig, but krusticlese is running away with all the party favors....

[W10002]

Oh my, you seriously forgot all about the Unique Bill Gates figure. With tons of leadership, perplex, and outwit.

C'mon, he leads the biggest groups of pirates, known as Microsoft, in the world.

He's managed to defeat his opponents through altering the results, like pirating programs from Novell to make Windows NT.

Oh, and outwit, for his master skills of getting it off easy from the federal government.

Wait, that's not all, he'll be the only normal figure with regeneration, showing that he may be hurt very badly when he loses sooo much money in his stocks bumping him as the second richest man in the world, but somehow always regenerating himself to be the world's richest man.

Hacker henchmen sold separately.