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Space Jawa
12/07/2011, 21:54
You are a small bird of an unspecified species. For some reason you can't remember, you are also frustrated. You are in a dark room of some kind. In front of you is a wall.
What do you do?
JackAssterson
12/08/2011, 19:17
Peck wall.
Space Jawa
12/08/2011, 22:36
The wall appears to be made of hard wood. The sound of your beak pecking against the wall indicates that there's nothing immediately on the other side of the wall, and you think you might have felt the wall move just a little.
What do you do?
JackAssterson
12/09/2011, 15:02
Mmm.
Inventory.
St-Dumas
12/09/2011, 15:07
Get ye flask.
Space Jawa
12/09/2011, 16:38
Mmm.
Inventory.
Searching through the feathers on your body which are holding your inventory like a series of impromptu natural pouches and pockets, you find the following:
*Hairpin
*Blue plastic novelty toothpick sword
*Box of Matches
You also have access to the feathers growing out of your body, if you want. However, it should be noted that while these will likely grow back eventually, plucking too many of them will make it difficulty to hold your inventory and leave you with unsightly bald spots.
Get ye flask.
What flask?
What do you do?
JackAssterson
12/09/2011, 21:05
Well, let's get a light source in this here dark room.
Light match.
St-Dumas
12/10/2011, 02:05
Figure out what kind of small bird I am.
(We'll have a clue what species we are after we can hear the squawk!)
Space Jawa
12/10/2011, 02:31
Well, let's get a light source in this here dark room.
Light match.
It's a difficult task, considering you don't have fingers or an opposable thumb. But somehow you managed to take a match, light it, and hold it between the feathers on your wing.
Now that you're holding a lit match in front of you, you see that the wall looks like it's part of a well-constructed wooden crate.
Your book of matches is now short 1 match.
Say "Squawk!"
Your squawk echos off the wall in front of you. From the sound of the echo, the room you are in is a reasonable size. Nothing cramped, but there's not a great deal of running around room.
Figure out what kind of small bird I am.
You're a frustrated one of an unspecified species, obviously. That's about the clearest thing you can say about your situation right now.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/10/2011, 02:44
Poop in the box.
Cry out "I'm in a wood box of emotion!"
Space Jawa
12/10/2011, 16:35
Poop in the box.
You attempt to defecate in the box, but you appear to be unable to do so. It seems you don't have enough leavings in reserve to do this at this time.
It's probably a good thing, too, since it would probably get real stinky real fast.
Cry out "I'm in a wood box of emotion!"
You hear the bird-equivelant of the words echo off the walls. Nothing else happens.
Attempt to ignite crate.
You hold your lit match up to the wall. It starts to turn dark and a little bit of smoke comes off of it. You might be able to start the crate on fire eventually if you keep doing it long enough.
What do you do?
JackAssterson
12/10/2011, 16:38
Ram wall.
If the crate is on top of something we may be able to topple it, thus breaking our cage and escaping!
(if that doesn't work we may have to MacGyver something with our sword and hairpin)
Wade Wilson
12/10/2011, 16:42
Blame those damned pigs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdUvqBBUYw)
Space Jawa
12/11/2011, 02:06
Ram wall.
If the crate is on top of something we may be able to topple it, thus breaking our cage and escaping!
You back up as far as you can, till your back pushes up against the wall on the other side. You then run at the other wall as fast as you can and slam into it.
The crate really doesn't go anywhere, but the wall has. Kind of. Light now peeks in around the edges of the wall, thought not enough for you to see the outside world yet. You can see the nails that are still trying to keep the wall in place.
You can also hear a sound sneaking in through the crack in the wall. It sounds like...a beach? Maybe? You certainly hear water outside as it moves back and forth against what is most probably a shoreline.
Your match has burnt out, too. Seems it wasn't able to keep lit while you were running around with it.
Blame those damned pigs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdUvqBBUYw)
You're not sure what pigs you're blaming, but you're really frustrated right now, so why not? You curse 'those &@*^@$ pigs' with a few squawks. Oddly enough, this makes you feel a tad bit less frustrated.
You're still stuck in a room, though.
What do you do?
Wade Wilson
12/11/2011, 02:08
Try to pull up the nails!
Space Jawa
12/11/2011, 18:18
Try to pull up the nails!
While you can see the nails, you are currently unable to move them on their own.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/11/2011, 21:38
Scream through the crack in the wall.
Try pushing (not ramming) the side of the crate that is already loose. I might be able to get it open with my awesome bird strength.
Wade Wilson
12/12/2011, 12:27
Lay an egg! Reinforcements!
Space Jawa
12/12/2011, 14:44
Scream through the crack in the wall.
You squawk through the crack in the wall, though it's impossible to tell right now whether it had any result.
Try pushing (not ramming) the side of the crate that is already loose. I might be able to get it open with my awesome bird strength.
You try pushing the wall away. You think it might be moving, though it's difficult to tell.
Awesome bird strength apparently isn't one of your abilities.
Lay an egg! Reinforcements!
You lack the ability to do this.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/12/2011, 15:27
Try lighting the box on fire again.
JackAssterson
12/12/2011, 17:41
Try lighting the box on fire again.
This is going to be this game's "Naming of the Wolf" isn't it.
St-Dumas
12/12/2011, 20:28
This is going to be this game's "Naming of the Wolf" isn't it.
You got a better idea?
Also, I forget, what did we name the wolf? I think it was Frank or something.
Also also, name the box Grant.
Wade Wilson
12/12/2011, 22:38
Could we use the hairpin to prop up the box?
phantalien
12/12/2011, 22:46
Search the box for a key hole, door knob, or other perforation to exploit.
JackAssterson
12/13/2011, 00:08
Use hairpin with sword.
Space Jawa
12/13/2011, 04:38
Try lighting the box on fire again.
You succeed in lighting a second match. Your box of matches is now short by two.
You hold the match up to the wall and and try to light "Grant" on fire again. The wall starts to smolder a little, though no indication of it lighting on fire any time soon.
Suddenly, the room is tipped on it's side! The wall you were trying to light on fire is now the ceiling, and you can hear scratching noises from the outside. It sounds like something is trying to get in!
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/13/2011, 04:39
Call out "Who be ye that assaults the noble box Grant?"
Also, what is my name?
Flap my wings in a futile effort, squawk three times, then put my right hand in and shake it all about.
JackAssterson
12/13/2011, 19:02
Use Hairpin With Sword
By golly, we are GOING to start experimenting with the inventory.
Space Jawa
12/13/2011, 22:04
Call out "Who be ye that assaults the noble box Grant?"
You squawk out a rebuttal to whatever's trying to get in. You don't get a response, but whatever's out there stops scratching and starts sniffing at the crack in the wall.
Also, what is my name?
You're too frustrated to remember what your name is right now.
Though to be honest, for the time being you could call yourself just about anything you want and no one's really going to call you on it.
Flap my wings in a futile effort, squawk three times, then put my right hand in and shake it all about.
Nothing happens.
Add Wall to Inventory.
The wall is too large for you to add it to your inventory. Also, it's still nailed to the room from the outside.
Use Hairpin With Sword
By golly, we are GOING to start experimenting with the inventory.
You now have a flimsy looking impromptu pick-ax. You're really not sure how much use it's going to be, though. It's pretty dang flimsy-looking.
The thing on the outside tips your room back on it's side. You see the tips of claws start to poke in through the cracks in the wall. It seems to be trying it's darndest to pull the wall away.
What do you do?
Wade Wilson
12/13/2011, 22:21
Set claws on fire
St-Dumas
12/13/2011, 22:40
Raise sword and prepare for daring escape.
Space Jawa
12/15/2011, 04:51
Set claws on fire
You attempt to do this with the match you're holding, but it seems it has burnt down to far to do this effectively.
Raise sword and prepare for daring escape.
It's a bit awkward since it still has the hairpin attached to it, but you succeed in preparing the sword.
Peck claws.
You swing your mouth at the claws. You hear a hiss as the claws pull out. However, they soon come back and try pulling at the wall again from different angles, and pull the wall out just a little bit more.
If this keeps up, the wall should be gone relatively soon.
What do you do?
Remove the hairpin from the sword and arm myself. This might get ugly.
St-Dumas
12/15/2011, 18:08
Yell out "STOP!", but in cat language.
Ah, we must be a catbird!
JackAssterson
12/15/2011, 19:10
Use sword with hairpin ( :cheeky: )
Use pickaxe on former-ceiling-that-is-now-a-wall-in-an-attempt-to-escape-the-horror-that-awaits
Use sword with hairpin ( :cheeky: )
Use pickaxe on former-ceiling-that-is-now-a-wall-in-an-attempt-to-escape-the-horror-that-awaits
This poor bird is going to have a complex when we're finished with it.
phantalien
12/16/2011, 20:39
Pull no less than 3 and no more than 6 feathers from body and attach to hair pin in order to make a cat toy decoy.
Space Jawa
12/17/2011, 15:12
Remove the hairpin from the sword and arm myself. This might get ugly.
You arm yourself with the sword.
Yell out "STOP!", but in cat language.
You don't speak 'Cat'. You shout "STOP!", however, which causes the cat to pause momentarily before going back at the wall. The wall looks like it might open soon.
Pull no less than 3 and no more than 6 feathers from body and attach to hair pin in order to make a cat toy decoy.
You pluck 3 to 6 feathers from your body. You then spend a minute or so squawking about how much that %&*#ing hurt and that this better be worth it.
You somehow manage to attach the 3 to 6 feathers to the hairpin. The result looks rather ugly. You're really not sure what critter would find much interest in such a thing.
Suddenly, the wall is pulled away, falling on its side an revealing what's been trying to get in. You recognize it as a member of the rare Jungle Bobcat species, and it does not look friendly.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/17/2011, 17:11
Say "Greetings, my feline comrade! I am the noble Frustrated Avian of Box Grant! Prithee, might I ask who you are and what our current locale is?"
If it doesn't answer, fly away.
phantalien
12/17/2011, 17:27
Throw the decoy to the right !!!!! Then run left with sword in hand.
Space Jawa
12/18/2011, 23:01
Say "Greetings, my feline comrade! I am the noble Frustrated Avian of Box Grant! Prithee, might I ask who you are and what our current locale is?"
If it doesn't answer, fly away.
You get out about "Greetings, my feline comrade!" before the Jungle Bobcat attacks you.
Throw the decoy to the right !!!!! Then run left with sword in hand.
You attempt to throw the decoy, but because the Jungle Bobcat is already about half-way into the box, it lands more or less on the wild cats face.
The Jungle Bobcat retreats back as it tries to get the decoy off its face. It seems simply horrified by the decoy for some reason. Perhaps it's even uglier than you first guessed? The cat moves just out of the box, giving you the room you need to finally step out into the light.
You discover that you are on a beach during mid-day, and it feels rather warm out. The room you were in was, as you might have suspected, a well-constructed wooden crate. To the left of you is a jungle, to the right is the ocean. Behind the crate and behind the cat is the shoreline. Beyond this, there is little else you know about where you are.
The Jungle Bobcat continues to try to get the decoy off it's face.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/19/2011, 01:20
Fly around and explore the island.
Indeed, I think it best to make haste into the sky. And if for some reason, I cannot fly, make haste into the jungle.
Sword in hand. Always sword in hand.
Wade Wilson
12/19/2011, 22:49
Cheese it!
Space Jawa
12/21/2011, 13:16
Fly around and explore the island.
Indeed, I think it best to make haste into the sky. And if for some reason, I cannot fly, make haste into the jungle.
Sword in hand. Always sword in hand.
Cheese it!
You run out of the box and try to fly into the forest while holding the sword with your wing. This doesn't go so well, since you don't seem to have figured out how to fly while your wing is otherwise being used, and you crash into a tree and fall to the ground on the edge of the jungle. It frikken hurt, too!
The Jungle Bobcat, meanwhile, is still trying to get the ugly decoy off its face and retreating away from the box while it's doing so. It doesn't even seem to realize you've escaped.
What do you do?
Wade Wilson
12/21/2011, 15:14
Call for backup!
The BoyBlunder
12/22/2011, 09:16
Look coconut, grasp it by the husk.
Wait... Are we a 5 ounce bird? We may not be able to lift it.
Wade Wilson
12/23/2011, 00:35
Wait... Are we a 5 ounce bird? We may not be able to lift it.
Maybe if we get back up...
Space Jawa
12/23/2011, 14:54
Call for backup!
You call out for help. Nothing happens.
Look coconut, grasp it by the husk.
There are a number of coconuts scattered around the ground. You go to the nearest one and try to pick it up. This is kind of difficult to do without flying, but you're able to lift a coconut up and hold it with your wings.
Suddenly, a coconut flies out of a tree and hits the Jungle Bobcat in the head, knocking it senseless. Looking up into the tree, you see a small monkey with a head that kind of resembles that of a pig. It's tossing a coconut up and down in its hand and looking at you with a maniacal grin and a stare that pierces into your very soul.
What do you do?
Wade Wilson
12/23/2011, 15:21
Cheese it!
St-Dumas
12/23/2011, 15:40
Say "I thanketh thee, noble jungle denizen! Pray tell me, what by thy name?"
Space Jawa
12/26/2011, 13:20
Cheese it!
Say "I thanketh thee, noble jungle denizen! Pray tell me, what by thy name?"
You don't get everything out before the monkey with an unusual head throws a coconut at you. You successfully dodge, and start a retreat as the monkey starts laughing at you.
What do you do?
Assume everyone is out to kill me.
I take the sword and charge recklessly into the jungle.
St-Dumas
12/27/2011, 05:21
Look for fresh water.
It's something to do.
Wade Wilson
12/27/2011, 16:24
Learn to fly
Space Jawa
12/28/2011, 12:48
Assume everyone is out to kill me.
I take the sword and charge recklessly into the jungle.
You hold your sword out in front of you in your wing and charge with reckless abandon into the jungle. You quickly run into a tree. It hurts.
Look for fresh water.
It's something to do.
The tree apparently knocked some sense into you. You start moving into the jungle more slowly, looking to see if you can find water somewhere that you can drink. You don't see anything, but you think you might hear the sound of running water from somewhere to the north.
Learn to fly
You already know how to fly.
What do you do?
Let's head north. Also, are there any insects around? Should probably keep my strength up.
Space Jawa
12/30/2011, 11:11
Let's head north. Also, are there any insects around? Should probably keep my strength up.
You begin heading North towards the sound of running water. On your way, you see a worm popping up out of the ground. It looks delicious, and you eat it. Yum!
What do you do?
St-Dumas
12/30/2011, 15:42
Keep going north and remind myself that Winter is Coming.
Space Jawa
12/31/2011, 13:24
Keep going north and remind myself that Winter is Coming.
You continue on your way towards the water, telling yourself all the while that Winter is on it's way. You don't know if this is actually the truth or not, but hey, who's going to tell you otherwise?
Nobody, that's who! At least, not for now.
You soon arrive at a riverbank. Your particular point has about a one-foot drop off to where the water is running down below. You can't see where the water is coming from or where it's going, but it's a relatively calm-running river.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
01/01/2012, 15:14
Fly upriver and see what's there.
Wade Wilson
01/01/2012, 15:18
Take a drink due to thirst!
Space Jawa
01/03/2012, 23:28
Fly upriver and see what's there.
You try to do this, but since you're still holding the sword in your wing, you fail spectacularly and splash into the river, which starts taking you downstream instead.
Take a drink due to thirst!
You figure as long as you're in the water, you might as well drink some of it. Upon further review, you decide that while it's not the best water you've ever tasted, it's decent enough that you could stand to drink more if it if/when you have to.
What do you do?
Try to find a way out of the river.
St-Dumas
01/04/2012, 16:29
Look for fish friends.
Space Jawa
01/08/2012, 01:32
Try to find a way out of the river.
You swim around trying to find a way out, and eventually swim to a less elevated shoreline on the opposite side of the river and wade onto dry land.
Look for fish friends.
Looking back into the water, you see a couple of fish swimming around, seemingly minding their own business. It's hard to tell whether they're friends or not, but they look friendly enough.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
01/08/2012, 03:58
Stick my head underwater and ask the fish for relevant information on the island.
Space Jawa
01/11/2012, 04:13
Stick my head underwater and ask the fish for relevant information on the island.
You stick your head into the water to try to communicate with the fish. However, while you know how to communicate with fish, you don't know how to communicate with fish well enough to talk to them while the water is moving all around you as much as it is in this river.
As you pull your head out for a breath, at which point the Fish poke their heads out of the water. Not all the way, just enough to look at you with their eyes out above water level. You decide this is a good time to ask them for relevant information.
They don't answer at first, instead glancing at one another, then back at you, then back at one another, then back at you. And then they stare at you for some reason.
What do you do?
phantalien
01/11/2012, 06:52
Try fish charades to converse with the fish.
Space Jawa
01/14/2012, 14:28
Try fish charades to converse with the fish.
You start doing motions to try to get across that you're looking for relevant information about the island, but one of the fish waves a fin at you.
"Are you alright?" The fish asks. "You're moving like a crazy person."
"Excuse my friend." The other fish says. "We're mostly trying to decide whether we can trust you or not."
Seems the fish need to be talked into providing information.
What do you do?
phantalien
01/15/2012, 17:06
Ask the fish if there are any tasks that I could assist with.
Space Jawa
01/18/2012, 13:59
Ask the fish if there are any tasks that I could assist with.
The fish look at you, then start to swim upstream. They look back and beckon for you to follow. Since you want to get their aid, you follow.
The two fish lead you to a small waterfall. At the bottom of the waterfall is a bunch of coconuts floating around a strange device.
"Some crazy evil monkey put that there recently." Says one of the fish, who's slightly more blue than the other fish. "We're not quite sure what it is, but any time we try to get rid of it, a monkey shows up and throws coconuts at us."
"Perhaps you could assist us?" Says the other fish, which is slightly more green than the slightly more blue fish. "It would be real helpful if you could help us get rid of it."
What do you do?
Eye the device, trying to get an understanding if I can move it under my own power. Also, look around for the monkey.
phantalien
01/21/2012, 21:17
Ask the fish if they are strong enough to be able to swat the coconut with their tail to hit the monkey, or is they are one of those spitting fish that could defend themselves.
Space Jawa
01/22/2012, 17:13
Eye the device, trying to get an understanding if I can move it under my own power. Also, look around for the monkey.
Ask the fish if they are strong enough to be able to swat the coconut with their tail to hit the monkey, or is they are one of those spitting fish that could defend themselves.
You look around for the monkey, and sure enough, there he is. At least you think he is. You can certainly tell he's a monkey, and you recognize him, too. It's the same dang monkey you saw at the beach, and once again, the stupid monkey is tossing a coconut up and down in one hand.
"There he is!" Says the Slightly Bluer Fish.
"Hey, here's an idea." Says the Slightly Greener Fish. "If you can keep the monkey distracted, we should be able to move the device."
"Yeah, that's a good idea!" Says the Slightly Bluer Fish. "Though I'm not sure how long it'll take."
"Will you help us?" Asks the Slightly Greener Fish.
What do you do?
Start making sounds to get the monkey's attention, then raise my sword and taunt him. I'm going to be diverting his attention from the area of the device.
phantalien
01/22/2012, 18:31
Before grabbing the sword take out one of the previously thrown coconuts and launch it at the monkey to try to divert the attention away from my fishy brethren.
Space Jawa
01/25/2012, 00:13
Start making sounds to get the monkey's attention, then raise my sword and taunt him. I'm going to be diverting his attention from the area of the device.
Before grabbing the sword take out one of the previously thrown coconuts and launch it at the monkey to try to divert the attention away from my fishy brethren.
You try to pick up one of the coconuts and throw it at the monkey, but while you're strong enough to lift the coconut into the air, you're not strong enough to throw it very far. At least not while flying. The coconut kind of flies a couple feet forward before falling to the ground in a 'thud'.
However, the monkey does turn its attention to you, so you're doing a good job of distracting it. But then you try to take out your sword and threaten it.
Seems you've forgotten that you can't fly while holding the sword. You end up crashing to the ground as a result. The monkey isn't very intimidated, but it does still seem distracted. Mostly because it's laughing its butt off at you.
But then it raises its coconut in the air and prepares to throw it at you.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
01/25/2012, 03:11
Attempt to lead the monkey into the water, where it will either drown or be assaulted by the fish, or third option the GM will come up with.
Dodge the coconut, of course. Perhaps fly around his head ala the planes in King Kong in the hopes of keeping him distracted.
Space Jawa
01/30/2012, 15:13
Attempt to lead the monkey into the water, where it will either drown or be assaulted by the fish, or third option the GM will come up with.
Dodge the coconut, of course. Perhaps fly around his head ala the planes in King Kong in the hopes of keeping him distracted.
Putting your plastic sword away, you fly up into the air quickly enough to avoid getting smashed by the coconut.
You then fly up and start circling the monkey to try to get its attention. The monkey gets upset at first, but then learns to ignore you once it realizes you're not actually going to do anything to it. It takes up another coconut and prepares to throw it at the fish, who are hard at work trying move the strange device. They look like they're making pretty good progress, too.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
01/30/2012, 16:10
Yell at the monkey: "Oi, monkey! Yer mum's a slag!"
phantalien
01/31/2012, 20:12
Tries to drop a #2 on the monkey
Since the monkey isn't paying attention to me, if the deuce drop does nothing, I will swoop attack the back of its head.
Space Jawa
01/31/2012, 22:09
Yell at the monkey: "Oi, monkey! Yer mum's a slag!"
Tries to drop a #2 on the monkey
You shout your insult at the monkey and then, in an act that spits in the face of all decency, you relieve yourself on the monkey. It's not an easy task, either, since you don't feel like you had much in your digestive tract.
You certainly get the monkey's attention, and it is enraged. Not just about you insulting it's mother, but especially about you dropping a duce on it. That's suppose to be his super-disgusting move!
The monkey drops its coconut in shock at being pooped on, but quickly goes into rage mode and leaps at you. Try as you might, you don't succeed in getting away from it, and it manages to grab onto your legs. Unfortunately for you, it's too heavy for you to carry.
You're going down!
What do you do?
St-Dumas
01/31/2012, 23:15
Escape the monkey's fist. Then say, "Oi, monkey! You tryin' to start somethin', mate?"
Peck its paws. I WILL draw first blood! :devious:
phantalien
02/01/2012, 17:49
If I am going down I might as well quickly unsheathe the sword and hack at the monkey.
Space Jawa
02/05/2012, 00:42
Escape the monkey's fist. Then say, "Oi, monkey! You tryin' to start somethin', mate?"
Peck its paws. I WILL draw first blood! :devious:
You shout at the monkey and begin to peck at it's fist. The monkey lets go with one paw, then you start pecking at the other. At which point the monkey grabs back on with its other paw and lets go with the one you were just pecking at.
If I am going down I might as well quickly unsheathe the sword and hack at the monkey.
Which is an all well and good decision, except whereas before you has some measure of control over your rapid decent, this causes the two of you to fall straight to the ground. You loose all sense of your surroundings when you land, though you're pretty sure the monkey isn't grabbing onto your leg anymore.
You're now confused and disoriented.
What do you do?
St-Dumas
02/05/2012, 02:44
Take a Full Heal to recover from my confusion.
phantalien
02/08/2012, 17:10
In order to focus I ponder whether eating a hard boiled egg would be cannibalism.
Space Jawa
02/13/2012, 23:21
In order to focus I ponder whether eating a hard boiled egg would be cannibalism.
You attempt to figure out an answer to this question amongst your confusion, but rather than helping you focus, it instead draws your attention away from the world around you.
You do come to three possible conclusions, though:
1) Yes, because eggs often come from birds, and by eating a hardboiled egg, you're eating an unfertilized (you hope) baby bird.
2) No, not unless the egg in question came from the same species (it's not cannibalism if it didn't come out a female you could successfully mate with)
3) It's kind of creepy for a bird to be eating a hardboiled egg either way you cut it.
Your self-imposed distraction keeps your attention off the monkey, however, and next thing you know something hits you in the face and you find yourself on your back again. Trying your best to look towards where the punch came from (you're surprised you can even figure out that much), you see the monkey standing up, bruised and battered, but ready for a fight. He looks kind of a like a boxer, the way he's standing there, hands up in front of him, and ready to punch your lights out.
What do you do?
I'll use my flight advantage and fly away from the area of the device, slow enough that he keeps up but fast enough that he can't get me.
Space Jawa
02/20/2012, 05:23
I'll use my flight advantage and fly away from the area of the device, slow enough that he keeps up but fast enough that he can't get me.
Using your wits and intelligence, you lift off the ground and slowly start to fly away from the monkey, keeping just in reach enough to make the Monkey think he has a hope of catching you. This plan seems to be working, since the Monkey chases after you and tries to catch you.
What do you do?
Using your wits and intelligence, you lift off the ground and slowly start to fly away from the monkey, keeping just in reach enough to make the Monkey think he has a hope of catching you. This plan seems to be working, since the Monkey chases after you and tries to catch you.
What do you do?
I will fly up high and turn around. Then I will divebomb the monkey.
phantalien
02/25/2012, 07:31
I will fly up high and turn around. Then I will divebomb the monkey.
If we are near water I would like to be able to knock the monkey into the water in hopes of drowning the simian.
Space Jawa
03/04/2012, 03:00
I will fly up high and turn around. Then I will divebomb the monkey.
If we are near water I would like to be able to knock the monkey into the water in hopes of drowning the simian.
You have the monkey right where you want him. Using your little maneuver to your advantage, you turn around and do a divebomb on the monkey as he leaps at you, aiming him towards the water. It's a pretty solid impact, too.
However, the monkey is just sensible enough to grab onto your leg as it flies in, pulling you both into the drink.
What do you do?
You have the monkey right where you want him. Using your little maneuver to your advantage, you turn around and do a divebomb on the monkey as he leaps at you, aiming him towards the water. It's a pretty solid impact, too.
However, the monkey is just sensible enough to grab onto your leg as it flies in, pulling you both into the drink.
What do you do?
Been there, done that. The water is nothing new to me. However, I'm going to bank on the monkey being too surprised to hold on to me. I'll peck at his hand to break free, then I will head back to the bank.
Space Jawa
03/08/2012, 21:02
Been there, done that. The water is nothing new to me. However, I'm going to bank on the monkey being too surprised to hold on to me. I'll peck at his hand to break free, then I will head back to the bank.
You have just enough control in the water to get the Monkey to let go of you, then pull your way to the shore. After you pull yourself out and get a chance to take a break, you sit and look to the other side, where the monkey had just finished pulling himself out of water a few yards further downshore.
The monkey stands up, looks at you, and then jumps up and down as it screams bloody murder at you. Then it retreats back into the forest. No telling what evil purpose this retreat might have, though.
What do you do?
Let's go visit the fish and see what the machine is all about.
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