View Full Version : Marvel WORST Superhero costume
I_Blame_You
06/10/2003, 13:43
I was gonna list Booster Gold as a possibility...then I saw him on the best list. So now, I say BOOSTER GOLD! haha
In clix, I think Mr. Hyde's is really bad.
FoxInStocks
06/10/2003, 13:45
Gorilla Grodd. Nothing's worse than a monkey in a towel. :p
Are you kidding me? You dare insult a super genius ape!
Me tell Grodd so he turn your brain to mush!
FoxInStocks
06/10/2003, 14:00
My brain is already mush. All he can do is stir it around a little. :p
Colesy Kid
06/10/2003, 14:06
Booster RULES!!!!
Worst costume
The Atom (old school, JSA) brown wrestling mask...yuck
Silver Lantern
06/10/2003, 14:26
Booster's costume ain't that bad. Those oversized googles gotta go, but the costume is ok. And my man Hyde is wearing a green Tux, he's a fashion genius. :laugh:
Seriously though, have you guys looked at changeling? Go to your box, and dig for that guy, take a good look at him, and then tell me you wouldn't mind wearing that costume? That fake-blood red is absolutely awful.
And I know these guys aren't exactly super heroes, but...
those aim agent/medics must get paid mucho cash to slip into those mustard/diarreah colored suits.
And what the heck is around the Toad's neck and sleeves???
And why is the blob a big fat guy in a woman's bathing suit???
HCannonFodder
06/10/2003, 14:33
All I know is that if they should lose their powers, White Queen and Scarlet Witch could make some cash in a hurry as lingerie models - they wouldn't even have to change!!!
raphael76
06/10/2003, 14:33
I don't know folks, I gotta go with the Leader. Bad enough you have bright purple, but then you throw green and bright yellow in the mix, its just bad all around. Doesn't help the guy looks like he ripped the Hulk's nut-sack off and used it for his brain.
And why is the blob a big fat guy in a woman's bathing suit???
-Would you rather see Blob in a speedo?
bjmc1975
06/10/2003, 14:38
If we're limiting it to Clix people, then Mojo's gotta be up there. Someone get that slug a mumuu.....
But the all-time worst may be Gambit. The trenchcoat works. The rest - to put it mildly - doesn't.
Billy Jack
06/10/2003, 15:09
hmmm i'd say it's a toss up. Tommy Tomarrow, or plastic man.
ontapmedia
06/10/2003, 15:15
Has anyone looked at Toad?
Whats' with that collar? Is in the school play pretending to be a dafa-dildo? It's horrendous.
Worst Costume Ever : TOAD's second grade dafa-dildo costume sewn by hi mom that he hasn't taken off since.
He showers, bathes and go the bathroom in that thing. I'm serious.
Blackstreak101
06/10/2003, 15:15
I'd go with batfink, blob wins the ugly costume contest
skeevo666
06/10/2003, 15:18
Originally posted by Silver Lantern
those aim agent/medics must get paid mucho cash to slip into those mustard/diarreah colored suits.
Those are radiation suits as developed by Devo (A.I.M. only steals from the best :p )
Battletank900
06/10/2003, 15:18
I vote Wolverine. That light blue and yellow is just awful. The LE berserker costume is much better.
ASpaceBoyDream
06/10/2003, 15:21
The worst superhero costume award definately goes to Gambit. Ugh, I can't believe he actually gets any chicks with that get up.
Spawn is definately an honorable mention.
GoldenAge
06/10/2003, 15:48
Plastic Man?????? His costume is classic! He and his ilk deserve medals for not changing with the trends!
How many versions of Marvel hero costumes have we seen?
Iron Man?
Fantastic Four?
X-Men?
The Wasp? - Okay, costume changes are central to her character, I'll let this one pass.
Even the Vision was messed up by Byrne. Thank goodness he's back to his original costume.
Modernizing characters is okay, even necessary. In the X-Men's case new costumes were paramount to their progress as individuals. Iron Man has changed as he's perfected his suit or built new suits for unusual occasions. But what the heck was that red and silver thing? I almost cried when I couldn't say "Golden Avenger" any more. There is something to be said for staying true to your roots.
Dumbest costume... Mandarin = big red butt.
Or maybe Hawkeye’s bad decision, even other heroes said he should go back to his classic costume. We’re all very happy he listened.
Brock Lesnar
06/10/2003, 15:51
Worst costume ever?
In my own opinion it is Punisher. I like him as a character and all but you think the guys at Marvel coulda thought of something a little more complex than just a balck shirt with a skull on it. Thats my own opinion though.
-BL;)
GoldenAge
06/10/2003, 15:55
Oh, Brock..... are you gonna get it. hehehe You've just lashed out at the heart of many Zombies out there. If you get away with this one you'll be lucky.
ontapmedia
06/10/2003, 15:57
I still think the Toad is the worst.
nightcreaper
06/10/2003, 15:58
The punisher doesnt wear a costume. The skull is his symbol, used to scare the bejebus at of the bad guys. Yes, marvel did have him in spandex for a while, but look at his current comic, he is badass.
Nursenut
06/10/2003, 18:56
He's not a click(yet) but i'd have to say The Whizzer has the worst costume.
Not only is named after a bodily function, but his costume is bright yellow.
Originally posted by Colesy Kid
Booster RULES!!!!
Worst costume
The Atom (old school, JSA) brown wrestling mask...yuck
Hey! That the cool Atom!
ASpaceBoyDream
06/10/2003, 19:42
Originally posted by Brock Lesnar
Worst costume ever?
In my own opinion it is Punisher. I like him as a character and all but you think the guys at Marvel coulda thought of something a little more complex than just a balck shirt with a skull on it. Thats my own opinion though.
-BL;)
Okay, I want to first state that I am not deeply offended by this statement in anyway, because I'm not a major dork.
The Punisher's costume is classic. It's eye-catching and iconic, and immediately sums up the character for most people. And the skull is both cool looking and functional. It's bullet proof, and it instills fear into the hearts of superstitious, cowardly criminals. Plus, why would a street-level vigilante who relies on stealth and needs to remain highly mobile at all times, wear a big, complex, clunky superhero outfit?
Oh, and I can't stress this enough: Gambit already has the all-time worst costume. This thread is therefore irrelevant.
nightcreaper
06/10/2003, 20:45
Ever seen gambit without the coat. <shiver> that is just terrible looking! the pink thing just doesnt work at all, and his hair! what the hell? no artist can agree on whether it is long and spikey long and floppy, or long and parted! its just ugly. period.
kang. the knee-high purple boots and purple and green triangle sholder pads look ridiculus. and beetle's colors are far off. as a matter of fact, anyone that trys to match purple with yellow or green must be blind.
Has anyone even looked at the Heroclix version of Boomerang????
I won't even play the guy because he looks that weird. And he is a good clix.
Fool Killer or Captain Ultra
Billy Jack
06/10/2003, 22:19
Nah I wanna change my vote for Squadron Supreme's shape. He's been running around with that exposed belly and those filthy shorts since the eighties for crying out loud :)
Oh and I also wanna see Aquaman back in his orange shirt for crying out loud. He's the only guy i know who could pull off an orange shirt.
Hte worst costume is the Key. He is wearring a thong for God's sake. Psylock can pull it of he can't.
Annihillus
06/10/2003, 22:37
I dunno...Firestorm's gotta be up there as well, I mean it's like a brown T-Shirt for crying out loud. Blob comes to mind, as does toad, but my vote is for Superman. Actually not just Superman, but any character who wears their undergarments outside their pants. The only excuse he has is that he can't get his spanedex on with the undies, but why, oh why is he wearing spandex in the first place?
Originally posted by Annihillus
The only excuse he has is that he can't get his spanedex on with the undies, but why, oh why is he wearing spandex in the first place?
Ummmmm... because he can????
Who's going to argue with a guy that (Pre-Crisis) could move planets and (Post-Crisis) can move mountains??
Face it-- with a body like he has, why not show it off and get the women "hot?"
NickCarraway
06/10/2003, 23:05
I'm with Annihilus as far as anybody wearing their tighty-whiteys (or reds or yellows or greens) on the outside. Look at the 80's Cyclops. All he's missing is the Underoo tag on his yellow spanky pants
GroovyBoy
06/11/2003, 02:09
For whoever said it, oddly enough, I do believe The Leader's head is about the same size as Savage Hulk's nut sack...
ArnoldFriend
06/11/2003, 02:21
Old joke I heard in the Philippines when I was a kid. It might have origins somewhere but here's my best translations:
Why is Wonderwomn stupid?
- Because she wore her belt on her head
Why is Superman stupid?
- Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman stupid?
- Because he wears his utility belt over his underwer, which are over his pants.
Why is Robin more stupid than Batman?
- Because he wears his utility belt over his underwear, bt h does not wear pants (talking about Robin from the Adam West Batman series)
Why is Spiderman the worst of all?
- Because he is not wearng undrwear at all.
A long time ago, someone had the bright (dim?) idea of putting a bucket on The Thing's head.
Other than that, I can't believe you all forgot Speedball. Oh! That's right. It was so horrible we blocked it from our memory.
Jervis_Tetch
06/13/2003, 02:06
Like usual lately I agree with Briel; however, overall I'm pretty sure everyone recognizes Shadowcat as having the worst costumes of all time....Meggan's original costume was pretty brutal too....an orange, sleeveless pant-suit with a collar...
Worst costume? I'd have to say Silver Surfer.
CyberVenom
06/17/2003, 14:26
My vote has to go with the Blue Superman/Red Superman outfit.
freakazoid_x
06/17/2003, 14:29
I think the all pink costume Magneto wore when he was headmaster of the Xavier school is the all time worst.
GammaBomb
06/28/2003, 19:32
Gambit
DareDevil_13
06/28/2003, 22:46
Any version of Boomerang. One costume has him wearing basically a bucket on his head.
Frontman
06/28/2003, 22:59
Worst costume?
Wolverine's original, original costume. He had freakin' whiskers, for Pete's sake!
And as far as Superman, or the "undies on the outside" comments, all Superheroes did/do that. Some just match better. (They drew Daredevil for a while with red undies over red spandex.)
And as Ma Kent said to Clark when they were trying to come up with his costume on "Lois and Clark."
"One things for sure son. Noone's going to be looking at your face when you're wearing those!"
"MA!"
"Well, they don't call them tights for nothing, hun!"
PEACE!!
Tim
I have only seen his heroclix version, and I know this is a Marvel forum, but take a look at Cosmic Boy. I mean WOW!!! is his base of operations in San Fransisco? Does he have any adventures with the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
In the marvel universe, I'd go with toad's classic uni.
Headcase
06/30/2003, 17:31
Worst costume goes to Doctor Manhattan of the Watchmen.
He didn't even try.
~HC. :)
Nightwing's original costume. No, not the black and blue one he's wearing now ... the old black, blue and yellow one with the high collar from the 70s. That was horrible.
thealmightykev
06/30/2003, 17:50
Originally posted by Headcase
Worst costume goes to Doctor Manhattan of the Watchmen.
He didn't even try.
~HC. :)
please DO NOT EVER rip ANY character from Watchmen ever again, can't you realize that Watchmen is the greatest comic of all time? God ####, sorry, but really...as for bad costumes, i gotta say that Impulse is up there, too "louis stevens" for my liking, and also the whole Fantastic Four (cept Mr. Grimm O'Course) i mean, they advertise right on their chests 4! what a world...
and i cant forget Melter, what the hell was that guy?
Snow_Bunny
06/30/2003, 20:05
I would have to say Dare Devil's original costume of yellow and red.
It's so ugly and it makes it even funnier cause he's blind and doesn't know any better.
"Oh Geez! I'm wearing what colors?"
KelSmash!
07/01/2003, 05:39
Poor Dr Banner, whatever he wears gets torn and ruined. Ripped jeans are so 80's!
razz10555
07/01/2003, 06:17
daredevils silver black & red was the worst thing ever
but guy for real, pay attention as good as the watchmen is was whatever, the costumes were terrible, you HAVE to admit that.
p.s. Alan Moore is over-rated
DeltaPi1049
07/07/2003, 11:04
Gambit's costume really never bothered me, dont know why...
As for clix, Leader and Blob or as I call them - the Boobie Brigade - are definately the worst by far.
As for comics - there are a bunch. First, Robin and Batman from the silver age...I saw their costumes on the History channel and they were definately having butt sex on the side if you know what I mean. Second is daredevil - but youre right, he cant see it so its not his fault. Third is Undies on the outside guys - Underwear are supposed to be worn by their very name - under the clothes. No one wants to see supes package like that anyways.
Bah, I think the 'underwear on the outside' actually serves a good purpose.
Anyone else old enough to remember spandex biker shorts? You remember that uncomfortable feeling of exposure that you had anytime you wore them? How 'bout that unseemly, wierd, 'low-crotch' thing they did ... where the crotch of the pants pulled itself taut about an inch and a half lower than your actual crotch?
Now, imagine wearing a costume made entirely of that material and going out to try to inspire fear and fight crime.
See, I think that wearing that extra layer of fabric on the outside helps get rid of a lot of the laughter you'd get from hardened criminals looking at you with silly 'low crotch' thing.
But, maybe that's just me.
CquinnO27
07/18/2003, 16:50
Too many to name, luckily those I think who have the worst costumes are also some of the worst characters.
Triathlon
Changeling
Silverclaw
Strong Guy
Multiple Man
Marrow
Plastic Man
and Rage
stinko's the lot of um
Docdoom1000
07/19/2003, 06:35
Listen Kelsmash dr banner is the only person who can pull off purple pants the wizard is the worst, jeez he looks like a purple pope on steroids
A.I.M. Uniform
bucketheads...
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