Join the Minions of Doom Clan

[CaptainMarvel]

I all ready have a clan and yes it is too late.

Crush is such a strong word.

But what ever your futile attempt is welcome.

:cool:

[ox_mann]

This all sucks, I was just about to announce my eligibility of being a clan "free-agent", and then all those "no fun" rules pop up. Oh well, I really couldnt find a clan that had any true appeal to it. None of them really caught my inter..........ooooooooooooo, a theme park! :eek: :grin:

[falcarrion]

ALL Hail DOOM!

I wish to serve the one and only Doctor Doom!
I bring forth my gift to LOrd Doom.
A SEntenel DOOM!
run with fear lesser clans the bigest badest Doombot ever with cruch you underneath his feet.
Bow down to thy Lord Dooom.

The xmen make it so easy for savage partsfor Sentienel DOOM.

[Vicious_Stryfe]

*looks up from a Club*
And I was all ready to send the Bat clan that one really bad 'off-brand' magazine you get in the three packs...*sighs* Oh well, I still love Doom. My Cosmic Control Rod still serves him.......what?

Lt. Annihilus

[freakazoid_x]

Say, why has Doom taken to wearing all leather, and a cod-piece? In recent issues of Fantastic Four he abandoned Science for "Magic" and wears an all leather (Made from the Human flesh of a loved one, but magically cured the same way as real leather) outfit. There was another group that abandoned their lifestyles and started wearing all leather. They later became Queen. All I'm asking is should I expect Doom to dry-hump his Doombots in butt-less chaps later in his career now? Or is this change only a phase and he'll work through it.

[Mjolnir]

minions of dung, come to the thread in Another Realms named "flame here".... if you can find it.
doomy, come out to playee.......doomy, come out to playee...:devious:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled propaganda, Good night.:)

[NickVenom2]

Would All Minions of Doom plz give a full report to me how r alliance going,is the alliance of Evil complete and if the 25 members r complete I General Ultron purpose that we attack the clan who is bein the stupidest and has refused the kind offer of DOOM and his followers, I also would like to thank ontapmedia and DOOM for his offer of making me second in command and I will accept it!

Signed,
General Ultron

[NickVenom2]

Fellow Minions of Doom the Sentinels have agreed to join the Alliance of evil!!!!
There leader has PM'd me and says affirmitave!!!


Signed,
General Ultron

[freakazoid_x]

Say, why has Doom taken to wearing all leather, and a cod-piece? In recent issues of Fantastic Four he abandoned Science for "Magic" and wears an all leather (Made from the Human flesh of a loved one, but magically cured the same way as real leather) outfit. There was another group that abandoned their lifestyles and started wearing all leather. They later became Queen. All I'm asking is should I expect Doom to dry-hump his Doombots in butt-less chaps later in his career now? Or is this change only a phase and he'll work through it?

[webtroll]

I am working on a way for us to compete with the other clans to show the grandeur that is Doom, but some rather large bugs are holding up the online game manager... like instructions. Doom is good, but not above an instruction manual.

I will post some guidelines for our challenges once I figure out how this gamae manager works. If you know anyone who has gotten this thing to work, drop me a PM...

[Batman1983]

posting to unsubscibe from thread.... to many emails...

[hellboy19]

I am ready to show any lackeys the power of DOOM and his....... uh.... lackeys.

ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!!!

[NickVenom2]

If it pleases DOOM I would like to suggest a other source of entertainmet,Music!!!! I have arranged that a varitey of performers. (But they don't know they will soon be slaves of the great and powerful DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!)Now we will have music,strippers,and negative zone beer!!!!!


Signed,
General Ultron

[NickVenom2]

If it pleases DOOM I would like to suggest a other source of entertainmet,Music!!!! I have arranged that a varitey of performers. (But they don't know they will soon be slaves of the great and powerful DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!)Now we will have music,strippers,and negative zone beer!!!!!


Signed,
General Ultron

[ontapmedia]

Doom demands Music, He Suggests

Pink, Avril Lavigne, Gwen Steffani, Britney, Cristina, Shakira, Lisa Lobe, Sheryl Crow, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Destiny's Child, Eve, Ashanti, Monica, Kelly Clarkson ...... I Dont think Dooms reallly looking for the Music

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[ox_mann]

If Doom allows, I would like to offer my services to Him. I work hard, I follow orders, and I promise that I will not disapoint. :grin:

[ontapmedia]

Welcome Ox-man

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[ox_mann]

Thank you, and may Doom bless you all!

HAIL DOOM!

[NickVenom2]

Hey I got the Sentinels to join the Alliance of Evil!!!Does this please Doom?



Signed,
General Ultron

[webtroll]

I have took the liberty of seeing the direction of Lord Doom's "musical" choices and have signed on (and fed the Cotton Candy of Doom to) both Shania Twain and Faith Hill. I have also cued up the Sir Mixalot song "I Like Big BUtts" because this Minion is noticing there are a few on the list of "music" to garner that have some serious "booty-issues" and as such props must be given to their better "assets".

[ontapmedia]

Doom welcomes the Sentinels!!!!!!!

General Ultron is now up for a promotion ...... We shall give Nick Venom a new title later today.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

*meanders in* I have returned with tales of woe. It looks like the online gaming option will work, although it will entail the use of AOL Instant Messenger. With a little work it can be done though. There are a few glitches in the program, but nothing that cannot be overcome.

This Minion is dread another Instant Messenger for this but does want to be involved with defending Doom's name. To show my devotion to Doom and his cause I bring yet another gift of music. I bring the band T.A.T.U. and all 300 dancers from the awards show... complete with the school girl outfits!

[ox_mann]

If Doom allows, may I please ask of what my official job in the MOD is? I assure you, give me my task and I shall do my job great enough to where it will trully reflect the magnificent name of Doom!

Hail Doom!

[ontapmedia]

Ox_man you be given assignments later today until then please feel free to speak to other members of Doom's clan.

I must prepare for my matches against The Bat-Clan,

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Webtroll ..... you are doing a great job.

How went your games last night?

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

[ox_mann]

By the way, is there an Arcade of Doom? If so, I need to dig up 50 cents, so I can go play some Soul Calibur II....of Doom....i guess....


HAIL DOOM!!!

[webtroll]

All went well. Last night was actually MechWarrior night (Big Robots... of Doom!), so I was BattleMastering instead of playing. I did open a half case (24 boosters) of DC Hypertime and pulled 8 uniques, so it was a stellar night for me... :)

And the minitroll got a good grab in the prize draft, so all around it was a good night. Prepartions are in full for this Sundays Hulk-o-rama. The movie at a drive-in theater we have local to us on Saturday, and then two Marvel constructed tournaments on Sunday. With a Hulk theme (maybe with a little Dr. Doom snuck in... possible as the Cotton Candy of Doom.)

Prepare well for your battles with the Bat-Clan, and bring a guano s####er -- I've heard... things. You might want to invest in an AOL Instant Messenger account, and I will test it out tonight. Maybe I can figure it out and put up some instructions. I will know more tonight.

[zauriel99]

I pledge myself to doom:devious:

_____________________________

ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Welcome Zauriel99!!!!!

[Mjolnir]

doom-shmoom.....what is this? a pat-me-on-the-behind-I'm-evil-slumber-party or something? puh-leeez.

I have a question for the doombutts: Can you field a real team composed of only doomions?

[CquinnO27]

Originally posted by Mjolnir
doom-shmoom.....what is this? a pat-me-on-the-behind-I'm-evil-slumber-party or something? puh-leeez.

Patting each others butts is what the Dommies do best.

[Vicious_Stryfe]

*scatters Fiesta magazines among the Avengers clan* *yes, is -that- evil*

Lt. Annihilus

[webtroll]

Lord Doom, might I suggest the newset invention from R&D... It is the Mailbox Cleaner of Doom. It will clean out all useless junk mail in a matter of minutes.

In short, I couldn't drop my mail in there since there was no room... :)

[ox_mann]

Im finally back from the Arcade of Doom......ran out of quarters. I'm still patiently awaiting orders from Lord Doom himself, as well as a title, if one at all, that I would be honored to be bestowed upon by Doom. But still, as I await my orders, I shall explore more of this gigantic maze of a theme park. Off I go, to the Merry-Go-Round of Doom!!


HAIL DOOM!

[webtroll]

Beware the Funnell Cake of Doom. Learn from Spiral's mistake!

[ox_mann]

Aye, I will....Perhaps the Pronto Pup of Doom then?

HAIL DOOM!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

my mail box has been cleaned.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!

[atombob]

Glad to hear the good news about your mailbox ontapmedia. I have bad news. Hydra did not seem to want to join with us. I shall dunk my head in the fry vat for my failure.

All Hail Doom.

[ontapmedia]

okay here is what's going on ....

I ask that you all read this and decide wether you want to go forward or not.

I have been in debates that I am pretty sure Webtroll and perhaps some others have read on the suggestions feedback forum about the movement of "Clans" from the General Discussion boards to the Another Realms board.

I personally want to stay on the General Discussion Boards because I feel it has a place here.

I've been getting beat up in a pretty one sided battle over there and before anyone goes over there to create more problems I will ask that you don't.

I have made my case. It will most likely fall on deaf ears.

Thier argument is that this board has nothing to do with the game and I disagree on alot of levels but I see some of thier points too.

To me this is an argument that can't be decided if there is any shadow of doubt on the topic.

My point is we all love the game. I am proposing that we begin Clan Vs. Clan gaming. I've been working with webtroll towards this over the past two days.

We have existing challenges with the Batman Ally Clan.

I am proposing that we will keep a thread that will be used to to keep score of victories for each participating Clan.

Clans will follow certain rules in team building such as a 25% minimum of your team must be made from your Team and allied teams. We are currently allied to my knowledge with the syndicate and with sentinels.

The next rule is the remaining 75% of your team (or smaller amount if your team is made of more of your Clan) will be made up of a maximum of 1 member from any other group.

Example: (you could have a V Doombot and a V Taskmaster on your team and you could add a sentinel or a group of syndicate members on your team without limit up to the build total but you may only add 1 brotherhood, 1 Avenger 1 Master of Evil and so on if you should desire.

Creationmatrix is the most common online gaming site, I will let you figure it out if you dont know how to use it yet, You can read thier instructions when you go there. It is fairly straight forward. There was an excellent article/instruction guide created on their site by HeyLady. Read it and it will probably help you immensley

You will probably need AIM or AOL to use it though.

Let me know who is interested and I will begin to create match ups and feel free to post ideas you have for the Clan Vs. Clan set ups.

I look forward to reading your responses.
We are still accepting Recruits but I ask that you do not use vulgarity or offensive statements in your recruitment pitches. Please keep recruitment to Clan Specified threads as I want to try to keep the problems to a minimum.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

Doom's whipping boy and legislative drone!!!!!!!!
who hates Copy and Paste redundancy. :) Peter if your reading I Gotcha!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Sorry about the multiple mailbox notifications..... I was having trouble posting.

[NoLaw]

Those gaming rules sound good to me. I probably won't end up battling though and I've never dueled online, but oh well.
I think my current Doom team applies to those standards anyways. I assume the matches are mixed, we are facing the bat team after all. One thing, when you use people from other teams, it's not limited by universe right?

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

-NoLaw
Ambassador of the Minions of Doom

[ontapmedia]

at this point that is correct .... you can use mixed which is all new to as i typically play one or the other.

If you prefer I can have you set up to play by post and I can give you maps and markers for online play.


All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[WrathOfMe]

I have no idea what is going on.... i really dont even play hero clix. I only have like 8 clix. Why am I here? I think Doom brainwashed me. Can i still have some negative zone lager?


Hail some Doom type people!!!

[Mjolnir]

Curs of Doom....... hear me:
The Good Guys are coming.
Remember that and quake in fear.

[ontapmedia]

Mjolnir and anyone else that cares.

I played 2 tournaments today 3 games each.

first three were 200 pount games and I used a doombot and a bullseye so I did my 25%

I won two out of three games.

second set was 300 point and used a similar yet slightly larger team upgraded bullseye to Vet and recruited E Vulture who is synicate to make up my 25%

I beat the tar out of a Marvel team made up of mostly Brotherhood figures and an entire team of DC.

I fear no one so long as Doom guides me.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Mjolnir and anyone else that cares.

I played 2 tournaments today 3 games each.

first three were 200 pount games and I used a doombot and a bullseye so I did my 25%

I won two out of three games.

second set was 300 point and used a similar yet slightly larger team upgraded bullseye to Vet and recruited E Vulture who is synicate to make up my 25%

I beat the tar out of a Marvel team made up of mostly Brotherhood figures and an entire team of DC.

I fear no one so long as Doom guides me.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Mjolnir and anyone else that cares.

I played 2 tournaments today 3 games each.

first three were 200 pount games and I used a doombot and a bullseye so I did my 25%

I won two out of three games.

second set was 300 point and used a similar yet slightly larger team upgraded bullseye to Vet and recruited E Vulture who is synicate to make up my 25%

I beat the tar out of a Marvel team made up of mostly Brotherhood figures and an entire team of DC.

I fear no one so long as Doom guides me.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

We are facing the Hulk-o-rama today. At 500pt constructed and a 300pt constructed. Depending on what team my son wants to play, I might have a team in standby to play the person who has the BYE (as I am the Judge today).

As far as defending the honor of Doom in online battles, and I quote, "Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?" :cool:

[ontapmedia]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

What!?!

I said I want to Kick Those Bat-Clan Members Asses!!!

What!?!

I said I want to stomp them into the ground!!!

What?!?

I said I want to rip them limb from Limb

What?!?

I said I want to KO all their figures.

What?!?

I said I want to make them cry!!!

That's what I said and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Ontapmedia Said So!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[webtroll]

Ooooh... Ooooooh!!! Does that mean I get to take;

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TROLL IS COOKING?!?!?"

[ontapmedia]

Sure.

Still available:

I am that #### Good ..... I am the Game!!!!

Have a Nice Day!!!!

Deadman walking!!!!!

Who's Next!!!!!!

Pimpin' Aint Easy!!!!!

and many more......

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[ox_mann]

How about........

There are no tournaments ANYWHERE in the vicinity of where I live, IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE! :disappoin


(sigh) HAIL DOOM!

[webtroll]

Find a venue (retail store) and offer to run them if they will give the space. It brings in business!

[Latveria Lover]

Represent

Bring forth the claw-hammer, Doom wishes to feast upon your brains.

[ox_mann]

Maybe I can brainwash Books-A-Million. About the only place here I can think of. They have Yu-Gi-Oh duels here and used to have Pokemon tourneys, so maybe we can get Heroclix there. Only bad is they dont sell Heroclix, so I dunno if they'll hold something based on products they dont sell. But we gotta guy who works there trying to order 'em. We're crossin our fingers!!

HAIL DOOM!

[SKULDER]

I HAVE STOOD BY LONG ENOUGH. I HUMBLY OFFER MY SERVICES TO BE USED IN WHATEVER MANNER THE ALL-WISE AND ALL-POWERFUL LORD DOOM DEAMS FIT.

[Hulk14]

Hello Doom members. I HULK14 as the one and only member of the Brotherhood Clan decides to merge with the Minions of Doom clan on the allowence of their powerful leader onamotapia.

[NickVenom2]

"Pimpin',and helpin' 2 control an army tha size of the entire state of Texas, just ain't easy"



Signed,
General Ultron

[ontapmedia]

Skulder, Hulk14,

I grandly welcome you both to the Minions of Doom. I am quite greatful for the Alliance with the Brotherhood. I will be back in more leader like capacity tomorrow. I had some emergency dental work done today and had three extractions done so I am quite groggy.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

The Dental Laughing Gas of DOOM!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Oh by the way 3 more games yesterday .... two more wins. But amazingly my defeat came at the hands of E Ultron ...... a Minion of Doom!!!!!!

Very upsetting.

Killed by friendly fire.

FUBAR!!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!

[webtroll]

I have a tournament myself tomorrow. A 600 point "shrinking map" scenario. My Minions team will be there in force... REPRESENT!!!

Or, in the words of Orlando Jones (Soul Train) from Biker Boyz, "Bow that azz down!"

heh heh...

[ontapmedia]

CarThief13 has joined our ranks.

Welcome Carthief13!!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!

[ontapmedia]

CarThief13 has joined our ranks.

Welcome Carthief13!!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!

[webtroll]

I submit this for Doom's approval. This is the army I intend to lead into battle on the morrow. I shall provide a full report on it's effectiveness.

Exp. SHIELD Sniper (who fed on the CCoD)
Exp. Dr. Strange (who also fed on teh CCoD)
U Wasp (you know what she ate, right?)
Rook. Psylocke (you get the picture)
Jane Foster
Vet Bullseye (on loan from our allies)
LE Doctor Doom (LE 'Bot)
Exp. Ultron
Vet. Doombots (2 total)
Exp. Doombots (3 total)

Total Points 599

Dr. Strange allows everyone in the Conga Line of Doom to share Ultron's 18 defense. Bullseye allows everyone to share Ultron's 13 attack. Wasp allows the entire Conga Line of Doom to move for free. Psylocke (and Strange after his first push) gain enhancement for Ultron's big badda-boom, and all of the 'bots in question can use the SHIELD ability to pump the badda booms of Ultron and the other 'bots.

I am going for a quick game as every turn the outer edge of the map disappears, so I want a fast elimination scenario.

My report shall come tomorrow night after the glorious battle!

[ontapmedia]

Webtroll,

Doom says your plan looks strong and that he wishes you much luck storming the castle.

I had R Psylocke and R Invisible Girl on my teams this past weekend too. I was also using alot of Energy shield deflection to boost people to a 20-21 point defense.

2 R Doombots and 1 V Doombot were my main taxis and I had a Mandroid R, XP Elektra LE, V Whirlwind, V Bullseye, R Destiny and a LE Sarah St. John.

I need to get a Jane Forster,

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

My main concern is the 6" range of the 'bots. Although I can mimic a running shot with a free-moving 'bot dragging the shooter for a ride, I would hate to risk breaking up the Conga Line of Doom.

It is not a fool-proof team (there are some truly ingenius fools), but we shall see after tonight how it does. :cool:

[ontapmedia]

The only problem there is though they have 18 defense they suffer from being group together against a heavy hitter with Energy Explosion say another Ultron, Firelord etc. Even against Toughness all you have to do is taxi up a psylocke or a shield figure or both and bam he now has EE with 3 damage per target and per splash. Just a thought but it really depends on the buld total for the game.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

True. This venue doesn't have a lot of people doing the pumped explosion. A lot of people using EE where they can, but more people using just heavy single hits. And there is no way to defend against it all. Firelord is pretty non-existant at our venue, so my main concern is Ultron. If done right though, my Ultron will keep his 18 defense and 13 attack so even if my front line gets damaged, their stats will stick.

And it is a 600 point game. With the shrinking map scenario though I anticipate a lot of larger figures and a lot of free movement people. Time will tell...

[webtroll]

I have begun the thread to keep track of the challenges and results. I also cunningly left the word "clan" out of the subject line. The thread is here:
http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48909

Feel free to strat your battles for the glory of DOOM!!!!:cheeky:

[WrathOfMe]

I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!(except doom)
Ive decided to stop listening to orders and start STABBING PEOPLE IN THE FACES!!!(again)

Ontapmedia u cant stop me anymore!!!!
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Im going on a rampage now!

Doom shall have a new more evil face than ever before

Doom shall finally become what he truly needs to become to take over the world!
A crazed lunatic with a full death wish who wants revenge on humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WrathOfMe]

I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!(except doom)
Ive decided to stop listening to orders and start STABBING PEOPLE IN THE FACES!!!(again)

Ontapmedia u cant stop me anymore!!!!
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Im going on a rampage now!

Doom shall have a new more evil face than ever before

Doom shall finally become what he truly needs to become to take over the world!
A crazed lunatic with a full death wish who wants revenge on humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoLaw]

:devious: :devious: :devious: :angry: :angry: :angry: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[webtroll]

Someone was dipping into the Blue Raspberry Icees of Doom at the theme park again.

[NickVenom2]

wonder who it could be???




Signed,

General Ultron

[ontapmedia]

Hmmmmmm.....

Doom is not happy with WrathOfMe. Doom says that WrathOfMe has missed the point in that Doom does not hate humanity and would never under any circumstances use the methods that WrathOfMe has mentioned.

Doom wanted us to remember he's a visionary with plans to bring about a NEw World Order that would make the world a better place run by a better man who possesses the greatest mind on the planet.

He is not a mindless killer. He said those that have flawed logic would be the first to be destroyed by him. He thinks that thrill killers, child mollesters, sexual offenders and people who have been shown on such shows as America's Dumbest Criminal would be the first to be removed from the gene pool.

He sincerely thinks the time invested in trying to cure them is a waste and that it would be more productive to ultimately cure humanity by removing them which he see as examples of Life Sized Cancer Cells.

Kill the Cancer save the Body .... In this case Humanity as a whole is the Body.

WrathOfMe Doom has taken notice of you and he asks that you either comply or that you will be expelled. Once expelled you will eventually be destroyed. At a time of Dooms choosing.

There will be no threats of stabbing people or their animals. We are thinkers and methodical world dominatinators. We don't run around killing people. ...... It's just so uncivilized.

WrathOfMe, Get with the program.

That will be all.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ontapmedia

[webtroll]

And on that note... Battle Report!

3 Rounds last night. The Hason 'Bots (Dooooom 'bot... bot bot Dooooom 'bot... doo doo doo) took all three rounds as did a terribly nasty X-Men army. The tie-breaker came down to points, and the X-Men with their nasty phasing, super-senses and damage swapping took the day by 180 points. A crucial error first round with losing my medic and SHIELD Sniper to the shrinking map was the deciding factor.

Overall a good army, although it takes some thinking and a WHOLE LOT of markers!!! :cross-eye

[ontapmedia]

Keep up the great work.

ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

I am beginning to think that the Clans have died. We've never fallen to page two before .

Oh Well it was a fun run and no matter what the cause I blame WrathOfMe because that's what Doom said to do.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

Yeah it does seem like it has become our own personal thread. I hear crickets chirping. Anything happening with those challenges? Or has the CJ frenzy put a halt on those?

[ontapmedia]

CJ is in the air. I quess they are not overly impressed with thier new Batman Flyer and Vet Blavk Canary.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!

[DoctorD00m]

I am the real Doctor Doom! Ontapmedia is just a petty fool trying to play at being I, Doctor Doom!

[ontapmedia]

Uh, Hey Doc!!!
If you read the posts I have never claimed to be Doctor Doom. Thanks for Playing the fool yourself.

Don't hate me cause I'm smarter or funnier.

I just have better writers.

Anyone that that perhaps WrathOfMe has become a doctor.

Hey doc!! Funny you just joined this month that's quite a coincidence.

Having spoken to Lord Doom he has declared this Johnny-Come-Lately as an impostor.

All Hail the Real Doom!!!!!

By the way if I was playing the fool can I ask you how it was that I created and along with Webtroll, NickVenom2 and GrondoWarKing managed to continue the second most popular Clan Thread on the Realms?

Only outdone by the Unaffiliated Clan which made promises of free beer and strippers. We did well becasue we were true to the spirit of the character of doom in that we schemed and showed no let up in our quest to be the best.

We did not run around like at least one moron who threatened to stab people in the face and thier dogs too.

That's juvenile and chaotic. Doom is relentless, focused and always rational in his planning ....okay except for that little incident in the ESU Lab but c'mon everyone has made a mistake at one point or another and as Doom says .... "That which does not kill you shall only make you stronger."

Doctor WrathOfMe or whatever you are you are welcome to join but no one may claim to be doom here. You may have his name but you are only a Doombot Veteran or a clone or brainwashed child named Christoff or some such other nonesense.

You need not change your name but you must show true committment to the Real Lord Doom.

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[webtroll]

Say it load and say it proud!!!

Can I get a "Hell Yeah"?!?!

[ontapmedia]

Hell Yeah!!!!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Doctor Doom registered on June 26th and decided to attempt to come here looking for trouble.

To paraphrase a certain movie with an X and a 2 in it's title.

As said by a certain Professor with no hair in a wheelchair.

"I do indeed and I have a great deal of pity to those who would come to that house looking for trouble"

Doctor Boob bring it on.

You cant match me.

I became Doom's Emmissary as a result of my own unquenchable thirst for conquest.

I was a stray without purpose but now I have a direction and nothing to lose and if you dont know yet the most frightening thing in the world is an opponent who's has nothing to lose in facing you for everything he wants even if what he wants will not satisfy his hunger for long.

You will be a stepping stone another notch on another belt.

You will not be an important victim just a satisfying morsel dispatched another deed to look back upon that meant more to those who would challenge me then it means to me, myself.

Great men don't remeber thier victories they only remember
thier failures.

I don't have much to remember but I look at my past with great satisfaction.

If you are man enough to come here and challenge the throne of doom you will have to face me.

You will not survive.

Prepare to be meet your fate.

Just one word of advice.

Where ever you are and however you ended up there always remind yourself you only got there because of your own choices and decisions. You musn't blame others for your own failures.

This is the first lesson learned of a true warrior.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!

[chi_madnes]

just to be argumentative, I think enemies that have a lot on the line are more of a threat

[ontapmedia]

You are entitled to your opinion. I just disagree. When people have too much on the line they may be focused but can be easily distracted or manipulated. Paranoia sets in and then clear judgement is effected.

Without doing anything you opponents has already gained an advantage. Mainly because all he need concern himself with is the task at hand.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

You are entitled to your opinion. I just disagree. When people have too much on the line they may be focused but can be easily distracted or manipulated. Paranoia sets in and then clear judgement is effected.

Without doing anything you opponents has already gained an advantage. Mainly because all he need concern himself with is the task at hand.

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spiderdude]

how about , NO?

[ox_mann]

All I know is that I go and get a few Pronto Pups of Doom, and when I get back, all Hell has broken loose. We got people going on stabbing frenzies, we got imposters causing complete hysteria all around the place. Why cant we all just get along!?!?:cry: How about Sir Stabs-Alot go release his bloodthirst on some other clan and for Pete's sake do it in the name of Batman or something, and as for the Dr. Doom wannabe.......try some Funnel Cake :devious:


HAIL DOOM!

[webtroll]

Amen! All hail the Funnel Cake of Doom!!!! :devious:

[ontapmedia]

I want Funnel Cake extra powdered sugar please.

YUM!!!!!!!


All Hail Funnel Cake,uh .. of Doom!!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

Three days since the last post? Something must be done! I have a sealed Cosmic Justice coming up tomorrow. No Dooms, but I will return some form of battle report.

[freakazoid_x]

I just read the most recent FF comic. Anyone notice that the magic Doom seems to be a lot more hardcore than I gave him credit for? That has to be the most messed up story we'll see this year.

[webtroll]

hmmm... might have to pick up the new FF then... Well, off to practice my evil laugh. I would hate to sound like Scott Evil.

[ontapmedia]

I am playing a DC Tournament tonight. 400 points one figure must be at least 100 points.

My team:

U Vampire Batman 106
LE Thomas Oscar Morrow 36
V Nightwing 72
V Green Arrow 50
E Aquaman 37
R Steel 66
R Live Wire 22
R Gotham Police. 11

[Angelus666]

Ontapmedia, I would deeply appreciate it if you would allow me to gain access to the sanctum of The Minions of Doom. I have pledged my allegiance.

[Angelus666]

Ontapmedia, I would deeply appreciate it if you would allow me to gain access to the sanctum of The Minions of Doom. I have pledged my allegiance to you and your organization. (Is that speech of enough caliber to join the Minions of Doom?)

[NickVenom2]

I need 2 accquire the help of an Amazo so my Doom team can get a boost if u wanna trade pm me GENERAL ULTRON!i'll give ya tha details!!!!!!

[webtroll]

Yeah, I have heard that Amazo is pretty... well... uh... amazing...

[thealmightykev]

can we talk about strippers again

have you ever seen victors baby soft buttocks?

neither have i

[thealmightykev]

i'd like to gain acces to the minons of doom also, i dress up like doom and pretend i am a doombot every tuesday and thursday, i pledge aligence to doom!

and i like chinese people too

[ontapmedia]

This is the Clan thread that will not die. :)

All Hail Doom!!!!!!

[webtroll]

Nobody ever really dies in comics. They are just saved to be brought back in later issues.

[webtroll]

Doom's Agents have made their foray into the lands of Superman. The little 'bot (my son) pulled in his boosters a Son of Darkseid Superman, so took as his team Superman, vet Deathstroke and an Easy Co. Medic. As the keeper of the Funnel Cake of Doom, I took a rookie Saturn Girl, a rookie LexCorp BattleSuit, a vet LexCorp BattleSuit, a vet Cheetah, an exp Cheetah, an exp Black Canary, and an Easy Company Soldier.

The "scenario" was split your team into two halves each being at least 60 points. At the beginning of the game, roll one die to see which half you field first. At the beginning of your turn you roll one die and if the number rolled is less than the number of the turn it is, you field the other half as reinforcements.

First game took a clean sweep with a mess of charging with the claws out. After three turns I was able to field my flying turtles with Saturn Girl to add two outwits and a perplex to the mix.

Second game I took on the little 'bot. Superman made a late showing while I was able to field my full team on round two. A cirt on Deathstroke drew things ugly fast. Once Superman finally made the scene I had mad outwit people waiting for him.

Third game was rough. vet Firestorm (ran in by vet Circe) rolled a crit on vet Cheetah and she missed her kitty senses roll to take 6 damage. The next turn Firestorm pushes and does 5 to the exp Cheetah (not a good day for Super Senses). I see my heavy hitters take a beating and know this is not going well. Well placed moves to block his Fury from getting some healing from his Easy Co. Medic and then some outwitting damage dealing on Firestorm, and I was able to pull out the win. It was down to the BattleSuits dancing around with a medic that has a hell of a deep dial!

The MoD was not needing any more DC LEs, so I let Fellowship choose first (he took the Mad Hatter over the Catwoman -- you never can tell I suppose), and then gave the Catwoman to a dude who traded me his Catgirl for the extra Brother Blood I pulled. I also had a third set of boosters where I pulled a Despero. 3 uniques for 9 boosters and some good trades to complete holes in my sets. Not many of those left, but I filled a couple and those people got some good trades (my extras box is way to big... I needed to make space for my CJ extras).

More to come this weekend when we do a Marathon 5 tournaments over Saturday and Sunday. Mostly constructed.

[ox_mann]

Well, it took me forever, but I FINALLY pulled a Vet Doom. Its about darn time, too. Now I just have to end my ####py unique record. Ive bought somewhere around 40 boosters in my heroclix life (40 isnt probably much to some of you, but I dont make #### for money), and from all those 40 or so boosters I have purchased, you know how many uniques I have aqcuired? ONE! One FRIGGIN unique. Oh, how I feel as if I have munched upon the Funnel Cake of Doom.

HAIL DOOM! :devious:

[ontapmedia]

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!

[webtroll]

Some day the booster karma will go your direction. Luckily I have the good karma with HeroClix and while I have the not-so-good with MechWarrior I have a friend with the good karma for that game to trade with... ;)

[DoctorDoom]

Ahhh it is always good to see those who know which clan is best. Since the clan shares its name with me, I believe I am entitled to membership within it.

[ontapmedia]

Welcome Doctor Doom,

You are welcome and you may be called Doctor Doom but be aware that here there is only one Doom and we serve him.

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[thealmightykev]

and we are the only clan that serves Fresca

[ox_mann]

ALL HAIL THE FRESCA OF DOOM!!!


AND HAIL DOOM!!!

[whitemage98]

Well now I've seen a couple of threads that have to do with factions being built, and I'm surprised that a Doom faction has yet to be made. So gather here all those who give their loyalty to Doom and the defeat of the Fantastic Four!!!

Just add something in your sig. or change ur icon, andpost here so we know who you are.

[Spotlight_X]

Let's call the group N.A.T.A.S owned and still pledge our aleigance not only to doom but me as well Spotlight, agent of chaos,
down with that accursed wizard

[Wollstonecraft]

I AM Doom!
:angry:

[Spotlight_X]

I AM SPOTLIGHT, so are we all agreed we are a force unto oursleves against the rest

[whitemage98]

The Minions must grow in number.

[whitemage98]

By the way we'll stick with the Minions of Doom as our name.

[Spotlight_X]

we should call our selve N.A.T.A.S because we already have a small following... I like to keep things going but I imagine our goals are the same

[hentaifreak]

ummm.. yeah. well i'm here.... finally. i should have been the second person here if my bloody comp hadn't decided to hate me today. lol. anyway. count me in. i'll put it in my sig...but dont expect me to change the avvie ;)

[whitemage98]

This is great, a group of sarcastic cilx players! Let the jokes begin! Of course I'm expecting more people to join.

how about N.A.T.A.S. & Doom Inc.

[Spotlight_X]

So N.A.T.A.S is growing strong and combining it's mightless strength and wit to Doom inc I like this okay everyone help me find a clixer naemd Dark Superman and he will be a major help he was kicked off of thwe Wizkids sight with me for the uprising and everyone reading this thread read the N.A.T.A.S owned thread to so you know our charter and can I get everyone's emails so we can be a close knit group
and can we have group names to
I like Spotlight but we all need super hero names to fit us and refer to oursleves as those name
N.A.T.A.S and Doom strong and growing like kids should be

[hentaifreak]

or the N.A.T.A.S. Doom Alliance

[whitemage98]

Sounds good to me hentaifreak.

[Spotlight_X]

Well send as much info to me as possible we need close nitness ( is that a word) anyways we hav eto make it known just because a guys read comics doesn't mean he cannot start some #### right .... right
well email at David_williams104@eku.edu and send me your tohughts we will rule
down with cheer leaders unless they are naked and let's make all the children taste both sweet and sour agreed!
GO GO BOOMERANG RACER GO GO

[whitemage98]

And thus it begins.

[hentaifreak]

most excellent. :D

[AZS]

The "new" MoD clan thread has been merged with the old.
You can fight it out amongst yourselves for dominance. :)

[whitemage98]

So that's what happened. Oh well, I don't mind. It'll just make the Doom Clan grow larger.

[hentaifreak]

woah. awsome. i was kinda wondering how the bloody 'ell this thread suddenly got so long overnight lol. sweetness:D

[robin03]

Finally a minions of doom clan I'll join we can take every other group down.We are the most baddest group around.

[robin03]

Finally a minions of doom clan I'll join we can take every other group down.We are the most baddest group around.:angry:

[robin03]

you guys I am undercover at the avengers clan I'll keep you posted.

[hentaifreak]

allright. sounds good Robin. covert ops way to go!

[robin03]

The avengers are doing nothing that I know of so far.They are just goody two-shoes.

[ontapmedia]

Ontapmedia has arrived and is here to call attention to the newer editions to the Minions of Doom.

Welcome all.

We are glad you have seen the wisdom in joining the single greatest clan in the Realms.

Doom is deeply satisfied. He recognizes each of you as wiser then the normal dredge cattle that makes up society.

He also urges you to drink the Fresca of Doom!!!!

He wants to know your thoughts and opinions on what you would like to see besides porn and beer .... (do I really have to add this, ....sigh...ok,ok....)and monkeys.

I vote for Oreos of Doom!!!! I've had enough funnel cake of Doom!!!

So lets hear your voices.

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[chas_420]

Fresca... man, I think I'm changing my monogram...

[ontapmedia]

Latverian Fresca is much different then the American version of Doom's homeland original brew. - Terrence

All Hail Doom!!!!

[robin03]

No I want chips of Doom,

[Mjolnir]

dEFEAT OF dOOM?
I'd like to see that.
The Alabam State fairgrounds need the space to put the pigpoop.

[mike]

Perpare to feel the might of the FF and Majinior!

[Darksavage27]

hey i wanna join the legion of doom!!

[Mjolnir]

darksavage, it's not the legion of doom.....if you can't get the name right they won't teach you the secret handshake or let you into their treehouse.:grin:

[Darksavage27]

thats pretty funny.....sorry i made a mistake senyor perfect.
so how do i joinn the MINIONS OF DOOM?

[whitemage98]

Just put something in your sig. that signifies our group or change your avatar. And the Foul Four (who aren't really Four) must fall!!!

[silverdoom]

i want to join

[Darksavage27]

ok sure.THE MINIONS OF DOOM SHALL REIGN OVER ALL!!!

[silverdoom]

how do you join:rolleyes: :ermm:

[SkrullofDoom]

You shall feel the awesome might of THE FANTASTIC FOUR! GOOD SHALL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL!

[Darksavage27]

NEVER!! DOOM SHALL CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE HIS MIGHTY THRALL!!

[SkrullofDoom]

YES! FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF GOOD! RELEASE THE GOOD!....UNLEASH THE AWESOME!....HAVE SOME POPEYE'S CHICKEN!....

[chas_420]

Skrull of Doom is really just a skrull sent by Doom to rally a bunch heroes together so that he can crush them all...

[SkrullofDoom]

It's not true! LIES! LIES!!!..And if I was...WHICH I'M NOT...Wouldn't I be in this clan, then? HELLO! REALITY CHECk!

[chas_420]

You wouldn't want to blow your cover...

[SkrullofDoom]

But it still wouldn't make any sense...If this is Doom's place, then I would HAVE to be in it then. So really, my theroy makes perfect sense. But it's all LIES, so it doesn't matter. :)

[chas_420]

"But it's all LIES, so it doesn't matter. "

That's what I'm saying... I'm glad you've finally admitted to your lies...

[SkrullofDoom]

Richards has started on the path of good. The Fantastic Four has been assembled, along with a few friendly new faces. And we are coming to stop you, Doom.

[chas_420]

I'll believe that when I see it...

[whitemage98]

ditto.

[Darksavage27]

lets see your little fanatstic four against the MINIONS OF DOOM!!

[nitroman]

The Minions of Doom can not be defeted!

[SkrullofDoom]

HOSTILE TAKEOVER! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! SURRENDER EVIL BEINGS! OR THE MIGHT OF MR. FANTASTIC, or as I like to call myself, "The Incredible Stretchy-Guy", SHALL FALL UPOUN YOUR TIN HEADS!:devious:

[nitroman]

Is that so? Stretchyness is hardly a power compared to giaant missiles and rockets.

[Mjolnir]

Ahhhhhhhhh but a competent spell checker could ruin both your plans.
Fortunately us Asgardian Geniuses realized this a long time ago and we created a Goddess of Spelling.... she looks curiously like my 4th grade teacher(complete with hyper sharp ruler:eek: ) but without the leftover 60's fashions.

[Batman1983]

Mr. Fantastic is a lousy Plasticman knock off. & his powers are quite less as well... I'm sorry just wanted to get that off my chest...

[tbone]

i want to join every toher clan sucks

[Batman1983]

whats a 'toher clan'?


& no I'm not in the bat clan but they do have me down as a member... Go figure.

I am Batman!

[disarm]

Dear Doom Clan

I, Disarm, want to join your glorious clan as soon as possible.

-Disarm


P.S (this note is not signed at Gun Point)

[dj_sha]

Boo! Doom sucks! The X Clan rules! Magneto would just rip off Dooms armor and whipe his @$$ with it! Not to mention every other X-Man who would beat the him to his own Doom (how ironic)! Soon the X Clan will beat you all, just wait! Doomsday will arrive on the Doom Clan!


Oh, and who's the prick now?

[KidRenegade619]

yeah bit^hes doom clan is for wh*res every one in this clan is the human equivalent to con artist

LONG LIVE THE X-CLAN AND PIRATES EVERYWHERE!

[KidRenegade619]

my last post was pretty bad because I'm tired, but you get the picture bit*hes!

[New Warrior]

I wish to join the Minions of Doom! Were else can I be associated with THE MIGHTY Dr. Doom, Ultron, Annnihlus, Klaw and Taskmaster. Plus we get to be waited on by doombots, we have Spiral to dance for us, and we all get to pick on the Puppet Master!!! There is nothing better then that.

[whitemage98]

To all those who think that Dr. Doom is weak, have you forgotten that he stood up to the Beyonder on his own, and came out on top? Let's see Magento do that!

[Mjolnir]

BEYONDER-SHMEYONDER, PPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Dr Doom, ruler of a country the size of the North Alabama State fair's pig sty hasn't increased his countrys' size in 30 years.... that's a fairly poor prediction of success, don't ya think? I'll bet the Ice Cream Man has nore influence than Doom.
Perhaps I'll start an Ice Cream Man Clan...our motto:
Give us our Bomb pops or prepare for war, bozos!

[Gacy's Clown]

Any Ninja would totally give Doom a TOTALLY SWEET exploding uppercut to the throat any day of the week. If you don't believe me, just ask Mike!

[webtroll]

Well, I see the realms of the true minions have fallen into "My Daddy can beat up your Daddy" discussions. Key Lime Pie is on the right, beverages on the left, the Funnel Cake of Doom is straight ahead.

Have a Coke and a smile and shut the heck up...

:cross-eye

[DoctorDoom]

Doom will have his vengeance on the non-believers!!!

Mark my words heathens!!!

[nobody75]

can't we all just be friends

[hawkeye106]

Doom Clan Forever!!!! Join us or Fall!!!

[ontapmedia]

My Daddy will not beat up your daddy... although he probably could but he's just not that sort of a guy.

Minions of Doom is the easiest Clan to join in that all you really need is an unhealthy dose of sick humor, sophmoric malevolence towards humanity and the marvel style fashion sense to know that evil is almost always represented by clothing with the color green ....(example, Vulture, Doctor Octopus, Mysterio, abomination, Leader, The Owl, Mole Man, Molecule Man, Green Goblin, Annilihus, The Wrecker, Skrulls, Hydra, etc.)

I like to open up every afternoon by entering my home and humming "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" I then go into my closet and take out my trusty old Green Tunic and sit down to put my ever so comfortable steel leggings and gauntlets on.

At this point the children watching at home (yeah I forgot to mention this is Lord Doom's PBS children's program Mr. Doom's Neighborhood. ) I sit in for Lord Doom when he is too busy dealing with world affairs or trapped in another realm such as Hell where he is currently ...uh, visiting. Yeah visiting, that's the ticket.

The aim of the program is to teach Latverian traditions that Doom find's acceptable and that Doom demands of his people. Friday's we simply burn effigies of the accursed Fantastic Four all except Johnny Storm who we instead tuck away in a freezer.

We have wood puppets talk about the virtues of a dictatorship and why they owe their lives to the almighty Doom.

Sadly the little wooden puppets all sound like doombots as that is indeed who provides the voices for the puppets.

Friday is also Funnel cake day .....I like funnel Cake day.

Funnel Cake is good.

I have recently decided that elastic must be banded from your wardrobes. Remove it from your undergarments if you must but get it done immediatley.

Elastic products are a sad by-product of that horrendous Reed Richards.

Go "Commando" if you must.

For now that is all.....

All Hail Doom!!!!!!!!!

-Ontapmedia
Emmisary and voicebox of Doom
founder of the Minions of Doom Clan.

[ox_mann]

Alas! I Have Returned!!!


HAIL DOOM!!!!

[whitemage98]

Good for you.

[MadCap#1]

I have done as you have commanded fearless leader!
I am currently typing "commando".
All hail DOOM!!!

[Basil Elks]

I AM DOOM, @least in my clan,in this one, I'll be Basilisk

[GrondoWarKing]

Deep in the Bowels of a Latverian Cave there is a secret factory where all Doombot are assembled and activated....in that cave works a Madman - the Armorer of Doom....


Doom is a state of mind....the state that brings great and almighty suffering to the chosen one before they are extinguished in a cloud of fear and darkness. Kind of like driving into LA for the first time, or being on I680 at 4:35 PM on a Friday. All Very Bad Shoot.

Since the world is controlled by Doom - it can only become more Doomful.

Back to the Doombot assembly plant.

[DoctorDoom]

Who dares take the title of DOOM!? There can be only one true Victor von Doom, and I don't believe him to be any of you.

HAIL EMPEROR DOOM!

[ontapmedia]

DoctorDoom you are but a silly man who pretends to be our lord and leader. You are welcomed here so long as you realize you are yet only a deluded man who pretendsto be the Great Doom!

All Hail Doom!!!

[DoctorDoom]

Check yourself ontapmedia!

I never claimed to be Victor von Doom, I only commented that others were attempting to assume the mantel of our splendid leader.

Doom does not take dopplegangers lightly. For all those who claim to be the Emperor beware!

All hail Emperor Doom!

[ontapmedia]

DoctorDoom,

I extend an apology if it is truly merited. The warning still stands to those who would assume Lord Doom's name and title.

Even I would not try to do so as I am only a the mouthpiece of Doom.

A humble servant of my master Doom.

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[Basil Elks]

OVER THROW HIM< & HVE ME AS THE NEW CLAN'S MEN LEADER!!!

[ontapmedia]

Basil Elks,

I was appointed by Doom himself. I've been here since the beginning. GrondoWarKing, Madcap and many others including oxman have been loyal to doom and the idea that you would try to defy Doom is ludacris.

Doom has no tolerance for Mutiny.

Continue this path and you shall only bring about your own destruction.

All Hail Doom!!!!

[NickVenom2]

The general return's from his voyage of 7 uh ummmm.... universes? i guess and request a full status update on were the carnival of DOOM stands. I mean have we any consider tha cotton candy vending machine. Rippin' ppl off and making them mad when it gets stuck is tha ultimate plan of evil. So says General Ultron!!!~

[ontapmedia]

Welcome back General Ultron!!!

I am off to the California Cup this week. Representing San Diego's Minions of Doom. We will be bringing destruction to the "heart foundation" of northern Cali. I will post the results when I return. - Terrence

[DarkMagister]

Greetings to all those who serve the great, noble, and majestic Doom! After years of keeping, organizing, and studying our Lord's great Library, I have ventured out to use our Master's dark and twisted mystic knowledge to better serve him. He insisted that I seek out his Emissary to the World, better known as the imposing Lord Ontapmedia, and swear my alliegence to him. And so:

I swear my alliegence to all things Doom; and I promise on my ####ed soul to do as I am told.

Bow down and worship Doom!

[ontapmedia]

Dark Magister,

Lord Doom welcomes you. He praises your wisdom in seeking out his mentoring. Lord Doom will have orders for you shortly.


All Hail Doom!!!!!


-Ontapmedia
Humble Servant of Doom

[Basil Elks]

Yes my liege.

[DarkMagister]

Thank you for your kind welcome, Lord Ontapmedia. I know in my tiny, stoneformed heart that you are favored in the eyes of our most exalted Master Doom.

I eagerly await your instructions.

May Doom rain (and reign) from the Heavens!

[DoctorDoom]

My brethren, it has been quite a while since the Minions of Doom have been heard from. Are we not warriors in the service of the greatest leader ever? Then let the other clans here from us and tremble!

There can be only one dominant clan in the Realms and it must be DOOM's!!!

All hail Emperor Doom! Let the assault begin!

[Basil Elks]

Emperor Doom, What are your commands?

[ontapmedia]

Emperor Doom, is very busy contemplating his next move against that accursed Reed Richards!!!

He has stated to me though that he can't stand the constant e-mails he once recieved from the A-Clan Avenegers Assemble.

But he has also stated that by you posting there you would only further bring more noteriety to them so he asks that you not post on thier thread.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Actually He has also asked why he has to constantly entertain you and why you can't just go forth and spread his tyranny without being prodded. He'd like to think you all have a mind of your own and the intellegence to know how to best use your resources.

I don't really have an answer so if anyone here can be of service to his Master please let me know. I will surely pass along your salutations.

All Hail Doom!!!

- Ontapmedia
Simply the Voicebox of Doom!!!

[CaptainMarvel]

Doom is a Ninja...a RUP Ninja


Riiiiight Basil?????

[ontapmedia]

Doom is many things but alas a ninja let alone a RUP ninja he is not.

He has been know to smuggle plums in his tightie whities though.

With that said I conclude this broadcast.

All Hail Doom!!!

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
Doom is a Ninja...a RUP Ninja


Riiiiight Basil?????

Obviously, otherwise, I wouldn't be serving him, freak. ;) :p
Doom's ALMOST powerful enough, to beat my poppa/sensai Gacy's Clown, but not quite.

[CaptainMarvel]

That statment right there will surley piss off your Doom comrades.:p

[Basil Elks]

touche

[robin03]

You guys got issues. Dr. Doom is some idiot choosing "minions" who can't even spell.

[robin03]

You guys got issues. Dr. Doom is some idiot choosing "minions" who can't even spell.

[robin03]

You guys got issues. Dr. Doom is some idiot choosing "minions" who can't even spell.

[MadCap#1]

I would appreciate it if a pansy from the Green Lantern Corp stay on that rather lame thread (if it is even still around) and his boyfriend from the Avengers should join him.:)
This thread is meant for those who enjoy the pleasures of hot women, strong drink, and hearty evil.
Hail Doom!

[ontapmedia]

Cheers to that MAd Cap. Well said!!!

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[Desert Ghost]

well im currently a free agent (not known if my fellow anime clan excepted me :disappoin ... and also i have no pic under my name :( .... so can some one try and get me to join there clan, me and other free agents are out there and need love too :cry: ........thanks -Desert ghost.

[ontapmedia]

Desert Ghost,

We no longer beg for members but if the Minions of Doom appeals to you ... and it should if you have a selective palette and a love of Hot Women, Frosty beverages and the knowledge that every other clan is simply beneath us then the Clan of Doom is for you. If not ... well, don't let the door hit you in the @$$ on the way out.

Otherwise welcome to MoD Clan.

All Hail Doom!!!!

[Desert Ghost]

What villins have been selected or who is left? :rolleyes:

[ontapmedia]

Be whoever you wish to be.

[MadCap#1]

We do not select villians as our master, Dr.Doom, is the only villian worth being. The others are pansies with delusions of grandeur.
Hail Doom!

[Desert Ghost]

so i get to be a worthless doombot? can i at least have a number? :ermm:

[MadCap#1]

You do not have to be a Doombot, just be your self. Think Cobra's Crimson Guard: we all look the same at work, but we all have sneaky mysterious alter egos.
You have to ask ontapmedia for a number, he is our founder.
HAIL DOOM!

[Desert Ghost]

sweet.......:laugh: ....i get accepted?

[ultron police5]

I would like to apply for membership in the MoD clan. My name is already Ultron And I will serve Dr.Doom ALL HAIL DOOM! I may need the usuge of doombots to help my destruction of our enemies since damage is low but atk and def are high and perfect. But Dr.Doom is the only perfect one

[webtroll]

Man I tell you... I go on a vacation and the entire Minions hangout has changed. Where the heck is the Funnel Cake of Doom stand?!?!? Oh man, someone else is gonna have to explain that one to Spiral. I sure as heck am not...

[NickVenom2]

there is only one true Ultron and he is I General Ultron so bow down to Doom and serve him through me beg for mercy so I don't swish u like a bug and maybe u can clean the toiliets at the theme park of DOOM!!!!!!!

[NickVenom2]

Well form ranks for DOOM's sake men

[webtroll]

I would form ranks, but as a member of the Secretive Order of Doom's Military Espionage, we do not form ranks rather than work from the shadows.

That's right! We have stealth on ALL CLICKS!!!

We are also the Masterminds behind the Funnel Cake of Doom and the Cotton Candy of Doom.

Can you smell what the Doombot is cookin'?!?!?!?

[Basil Elks]

the Basilisk humbly serves heir Von Doom

[bigjim]

:devious:
All hail our great and relentless leader von Doom.
Cower before him and shake with fear knowing that our leader is our king and master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!! ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!!

[ontapmedia]

Doom extends a holiday greeting to you his minions. It would have been sooner but he was plotting his next escapade against that accursed Reed Richards.

We welcome the new new members and are glad to see NickVenom and Webtroll back amongst us.

I am sure they were working under the cover of darkness in one doom-like capacity or another.

I was in New York this last week. Alas not the New York we know from comics but some other strange alternate dimension where The Fantastic Four were simply Comic book characters.

It was almost delightful except that the Master was outraged that his most hated adversaries could be trivialized so recklessly.

He was without a true challenge to give him even the faintest entertaininment. So it was we were compelled to return back here to our original "marvelous" reality.

After the lack of an increase in our membership during this "Critical Mass" period we are most hopefull for our next expansion.

We though the Mole man might have joined us on at least one level or another.

Well till next time.

All Hail Doom!!!!

[MadCap#1]

Luckily for the Mighty Minions of Doom we require no other real members in clix form. Our members are already vastly superior (i.e. the ever present Taskmaster, the popular Ultron, and our over-used Doombots(pre-NAAT).)
As for Reed being trivialized....Good riddence! I hate that streatchy idiot with his elongated unit!!!
Hail Doom!!

[ontapmedia]

I too hate Richards must also admit that any great hero such as our Lord Victor Von Doom is defined in greatness by the caliber of their arch nemesis.

A world without Richards would cheat the Lord of the priviledge of removing him personally.

- Terrence

All Hail Doom!!!!!

[Basil Elks]

DOOM IS GOD!

[ontapmedia]

WE KNOW!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL DOOM!!!

DOOM Said Basil annoys him. I have no idea why. He's having a rough day with UN Inspectors.

He's kind of funny when he's angry though.

All Hail Doom!!!

[NickVenom2]

I'm Ultron turned Galactus bow to the Power Cosmic and fight with us or be eatin!!!!

[NickVenom2]

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 500.....499.....498......497.....

[NickVenom2]

.....496......495..............494.................493.................1 2 skip a few................. 10.........9.......8...............

[MadCap#1]

Okay.........

[Basil Elks]

Don't worry, we'll make it to 500 sooner or later.

[MadCap#1]

Let's make it sooner shall we......
On a side note, there is not enough appearances of our grand monarch Dr.Doom in the comics lately. This is an insult!!!!!!
All HAIL DOOM!!:mad:

[NickVenom2]

5.....4......3..........3........4........5........

[MadCap#1]

I was wondering.....what is our theme song??? I thought maybe something by the Carpenters...Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near....494

[ontapmedia]

Whatever happened to the Clan of Doom?!?!

All Hail Doom forever!

[webtroll]

Methinks retirement hit our clan hard. But with the release of Fantastic Forces, I think our clan shall find new strength! I'll start firing up the Cotton Candy Maker of Doom... FOR DOOM COMMANDS IT!!!

All hail Doom!

[Aeturnus]

WHAT IS THIS???

I declare this farce be deleted. Hail Dr. Doom.

[ontapmedia]

Oh no another deluded Doombot!

lol

Webtroll how goes it?

I dont post anywhere near as much as I used to but looking back at some old post I thought I'd see what became of the Minions of Doom. :)

- Terrence
representative of Doom's Accounting department and logistic's manager of the Dry cleaner of Doom on Terror Street in South Latveria.

[webtroll]

Just gettin' in done. Working on the design of a new improved Doom team using FF, ramping up for the Armor Wars Prerelease, the start of the football season, and now cleaning up and restarting the Cotton Candy Maker of DOOM!!!

Webtroll, Cotton Candy Vendor and Pied Piper of Doom's Army.