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Cowardly pirates. FIGHT #### you
Look at the sig. *draws sword* are you?
Accepted. *rushes forward and dives low kicking zapdo in the knee* Rolls to feet behind zapdos:p
You must meet me in the battle thread.
Go to the thread called Marth vs. The Dark Ninja.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Start's cutting up sails and piece's of the ship.) You are under attack from the Insomniac's and the Ninja's. Surrender now.
clixhunter
09/10/2003, 22:02
pulls out can of raid and sprays zapdos.
(ZOOMMMMM) I'm to fast, You can't catch me. (Grabs clixhunter by the neck) You are now my prisoner. And my name....is Marth. (heads back to IHQ and throws clixhunter in the slammer)
clixhunter
09/10/2003, 22:16
twists out of zapdos-marths grasp as he zooms upwards, whistles three quick chirps...1000 parrots respond, catching clixhunter and lowering him back to the deck.....
blows one long warbled whistle...and the parrots start flying a defensive pattern to ward off fliers.
clix loads a cannon with grapeshot.
TyeDyeSamurai
09/10/2003, 22:19
www.puzzlepirates.com
Gargantua
09/10/2003, 22:24
Heh, ninjas. They're so silly, thinking they can disrupt our rum-soaked bashes. Just ignore them. They'll get bored and go away.
HEY! I'M NOT A NINJA. I will get my hostage, And you will regret it. And I'm staying on this ship until I want to get off.
clixhunter
09/10/2003, 22:54
parrots...greet our "guest"
you know what happens when 1000 parrots fly above you?:speechles
splat splat splat.
welcome aboard:p
My Falchion will help me take a hostage. P.S. I'm below deck. (slicesliceslicesliceslicslicesliceslice) Well, Now that I cut a hole that's 10 feet wide(on the bottom of the deck), I'll get back in my boat that not to far away. I will be back any time, I might even stay on deck.
So I guess your just going to let the ship sink, Eh?
clixhunter
09/10/2003, 23:57
silly zapdos-marth. youve been cutting up a ship in dry dock....youre not even on our ship:p
Why do you keep calling me zapdos-marth? Ah I know, You drank to much rum, But even if it's docked, It still can't sail if it's sunk.:devious:
Originally posted by clixhunter
silly zapdos-marth. youve been cutting up a ship in dry dock....youre not even on our ship:p
And yes, I am on the ship.
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 00:07
Originally posted by zapdos
Why do you keep calling me zapdos-marth? Ah I know, You drank to much rum, But even if it's docked, It still can't sail if it's sunk.:devious:
arr did you not say..."my name is marth" hmmm methinks you've been drinking too much yu-gi-oh firewater.
yeah you can carve up all the ones being repaired you want to .....this , our new ship....is the new improved hms heroclix....ive taken many items from my former vessel, the starjammer (see sig) and added it to this vessel. arrr its burn proof, chop proof, and 80 proof *hiccup*
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 00:09
to all good nite!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't metion that evil game again. Ok, I don't care if you say it again. Remember, You'r dealing with a Insomniac. And that's just great. Your vessel is everything but Water-proof.
Hehehehe. Thats funny. An insomniac whips some pirate ###. Take that clixhunter. I gave you the night off and someone else attacks you. Ahh the hated pirates. Zapdos man you attacked too late. i was here from 9:00 to 9:30. I had to go to work. clixhunter rest easy for tonight i shall at you as Darkone- the drunken dark ninja. FOOLS
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 14:31
ehhh he was sleepwalking, the only tail he whooped was some landlubbers working in dry dock.
darius_dax1
09/11/2003, 14:37
The Unaffilliated Ninja skulks aboard...uses his ---}- to send all pirates aboard to Davy Jones' Locker. Bluebeardthen takes control of ship, and uses ninja resurrection powers to raise his crew form the dead.
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 15:16
sputtering in the water, the master of parrots whistles sharply, and his birds raise him from the water and place him on the deck of the improved hms heroclix...he says loudly
"voice command...Corsair" and bluebeard finds all the dead pirates are obliterated buy sunfire......
"we established a few protocols for instnces like this. "
parrots...get him! splat splat splat splat
darius_dax1
09/11/2003, 15:28
..now we have pirates attacking pirates...hmmmmmm. Good thing I was wearing clixhunter's pirate hat!
Come aboard me ninja mateys...arhhhhh.
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 17:51
bluebeard...you turned your fellow pirates into zombies....does that not warrant a few splats?
Zombie pirates can't fight back:p
darius_dax1
09/11/2003, 17:54
I had a ninja moment....it happens. I could have just as easily crewed the vessel with mokeys!
MONKEY PIRATES. SPACE MONKEY PIRTAES. See you pirates. To night;)
DS-00-0, FSD
09/11/2003, 17:59
Space Monkey Pirates?? Bunch of copycats.
darius_dax1
09/11/2003, 18:02
I would have made you first-mate (why does that sound worse than it should?) of the ship! You would, of course, have to submit to my use of Probability Control!
Nightcrawler87
09/11/2003, 18:45
*Stumbles up on deck, sees whats going on*
What the hell ye stupid bottomfeeders be doin to me crew and ship?!?! All I wanted was a bit o' sleep, I be an insomniac too. (In real life as well), and when I finally get some sleep, we get some Insomniacs tryin to take over and a ninja hiding in a barrel claiming to have 'Magic Voice' Yarr, end this stupid bickering.
And Daaaaaammmmnnnnit!
*Pulls out pistol, shoots darius_dax1, he falls over board*
Gotta do everything me-self huh?
*Pulls out powder, sprinkles it over deck, mumbles some words, crew appears back on ship*
I'm not just a pirate, I dabbled in the dark arts a while back, Yarrr....
Just everyone but me crew get off the ship, you can't poke holes in the side of the ship because we had it steel-plated after the last ninja tried to do that.
that reminds me...
*pulls out sword, stabs Darkone, throws himin the brig*
Stay down there idiot.
Yarr, now I be cranky
*picks up barrel, throws it over board, ninja screams can be heard followed by bubbling noises*
That all, or am I gonna have to whip any more ###?
crawls out of the brig. wondering how the hell he got there. *jumps overboard*
jumps back onboard. stabs first pirate and kicks a barrel in front of Nightcrawler's door. YEAH dumb ### pirates
DIE PIRATE'S!!! You are now under attack from Marth and The Dark Ninja. (Start's slashing up sails)
leaps over Marth and smashes the door to clixhunter's cabin. throws a match to his bed and walks back outside
(Start's working on the starjammer)
Stabs another pirate. kick one in the head. Throws a throwing star at the cabin boy. Shouts to Marth "Hurry it up down there" slashes another across his chest. kicks one over the side
ALL RIGHT!!! (Climbs back up to top deck) All right, Let's move! (it's set for 30 seconds)
running cinematic leap over side of boat into the water. YEAHhAAA
BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........................................
walks ashore as smoking pieces of the HMS Heroclix land around the beach. HAHAHHAHAHAHA
We have done good, My friend. (Put's sword away)
PUTS SWORD BACK IN SCABBARD and escorts Marth to the ninja camp for some stolen Rum. (Toast)-To chunks of smoking pirates. CHEERS
CHEERS! Let's get the Punks next time.
Alright. Good Job my friend let us rest. I must depart for i work overnight tonight. PEACE to all Ninja and Insomniac.
clixhunter
09/11/2003, 21:27
ok nightcrawler, they are gone...you can drop the illusion.
the illusion fades......and a nice yacht tide up nearby is in flames......
silly ninjas....pirates whose 1st mate is a sorcerer always be ready...arr arr arr.
flights of parrots peck their eyes out...tear their clothes...
splat them till they are white.
ready the cannons......-BOOOOOOOM-
-BOOOOOM- -BOOOOOOM-
volleyed and thundered!
Originally posted by Darkone
Alright. Good Job my friend let us rest. I must depart for i work overnight tonight. PEACE to all Ninja and Insomniac.
See you then.
your not the only ones with illusions. you are shooting at a field silly pirate. next time i kill all your D@mn birds. *Slips into the Shadows*
darius_dax1
09/12/2003, 02:16
Unaffiliated Ninja reaches for grappling hook as he falls overbaord and swings it and hooks a mast. Then pulls himself to the mast and climbs to the crows nest.
Unaffilliated Ninjs whispers"Rotten ship-mate shot me...I will get my revenge and grab his head!"
Unaffilliated Ninja reaches into NINJA UTILITY BELT and grabs Flying Guillotine aims for Nightcrawler's head and...
ZING!!!
Unaffilliated Ninja shouts "I got me a pirate head! Totally Awesome! Now watch me flip out and decapitate the pirate with me in the crow's nest!"
Unaffilliated Ninja swings Katana, loping off another pirate head!
ZING!!!
"Totally Sweet!"
Bluebeard
09/12/2003, 02:42
Yarr! I hope all of ye pirates picked up the first issue of El Cazador that came out this week! Finally a comic worthy of this clan!
Hairydragontoe
09/12/2003, 13:37
*Over worked pirate wench stumbles on board and surveys the damage to her beloved ship and crew*
I work a few measly 12 hour workdays in a row and this is what happens? yar.:disappoin siiiigh looks like I've got some housekeeping to do, as if I don't do enough already:devious:
*takes dagger from boot, skillfully throws it at darius, stabbing him right in the ###* YAR! ye be decapitating no more fine looking pirates! Now return Nightcrawler's head before I be doin some more damage to ye!
*tackles Darkone, puts him in a choke hold* And you, you I will give no mercy. *removes dagger hidden in my cleavage* I'm a-taking those family jewels, you scurvy dog! *hairydragontoe jabs Darkone threateningly in the you-know-where with the very pointy end of the dagger* unless ye be sayin yer sorry. saaaayyyy ittttt! :mad:
Ye ninjas be wise not to tick off a pirate wench when she's been overexposed to over-demanding bosses for so long. Now if you will excuse me, I actually have off from Job #2 today and me and my -ahem- samurai are going to a tournament. 1000 points Marvel, no one under 100. I must go dust off my Mojo!
And when I get back here, I expect to see all my pirate crew with heads, and beds, intact. Two very important things I will not have me boys without. *grins slyly* And someone better have a glass of rum in me cabin and a sandwich waiting for me! (do I even have a cabin?)
Bloody ninjas.:angry:
Inbetweener
09/12/2003, 14:03
Ninjas fly down from the sky wearing black, weilding wakazashis and flourscent guitars and looking TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!! Then suddenly this stupid pirate throws his sword at one ninja...the ninja eats the sword and then turns the sword into a bunch of ninja stars in his belly. A guitar crashes sweetly in the distance!! He then spits the stars out without even thinking twice about it and causes several pirates to explode!!!! It's TOTALLY SWEET!!!!! All the Pirates are very very dead...and they're so stupid that they didn't even know what hit them. Afterwards, babes just appear out of NOWHERE!!! It was SOOOOOO SWEET!!!!! The end.
Attention all pirates. I know your terrible secret. Turn to Page 114 in your new Wizard magazine. look down the side column. LIBERACE
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 14:57
takes time out from his busy day to make sure there is a big glass of rum with a few bottles of beer, a sandwhich fit for a queen and some homemade choclate chip cookies...care of the pirate mothers. in HDT's cabin. (and a luxurious one it is too)
now ye bloody ninjas.....leave us be. or ill not only splat ye...but ye family as well....ye'll go home to parrot droppings everywhere......
Hairydragontoe
09/12/2003, 15:06
ooohhhhh chocolate chip cookies.... now so long as the beer is Guinness it will make a fine celebration feast when this pirate wench returns from the tournament with plenty of HC booty. :cool:
Now I must go and decide if Blastar has a place in my team featuring Mojo and MrFixit. He does look like a ninja-monkey, so maybe not...
oh oh and can I have an Arch-Enemy??!!
Inbetweener
09/12/2003, 15:30
WAAAAACHAAAAAOIIIIIII!!!!! (Once again...a COMPLETELY AWESOME ninja sound!!!!)
*a shuriken enters the throat of HDT after darting through several mountains!!!!*
My sworn enemy has fallen...
*Wisks away to the shadows and back to his SWEET dojo to the sounds of AWESOME guitars being wailed!!!!*
Hairydragontoe
09/12/2003, 15:39
*shuriken is deflected by HDT's iron skull and crossbone choker necklace*
silly Inbetweener, you can't kill me that easily. Besides, didn't your mamma teach you that yer not supposed to hit girls? Typical, rude ninja. Well, if an Arch Enemy you want, an Arch Enemy you shall have. *slices the strings on Inbetweener's guitar with his own shuriken*:p
Inbetweener
09/12/2003, 15:54
:surprised :nervous: :o
*shocked the ninja quickly restrings his TOTALLY AWESOME guitar!!!! he jams out a few chords and retreats on his Hippo to his SWEET dojo!!!!*
I'll get you yet HDT...if it's the last thing I do
*Tis a sad day that a ninja runs from a pirate...but this pirates necklace reminded Inbetweener of the scariest ghost story ever!!! :eek: *
Brigadier M
09/12/2003, 17:46
Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
*shuriken is deflected by HDT's iron skull and crossbone choker necklace*
silly Inbetweener, you can't kill me that easily. Besides, didn't your mamma teach you that yer not supposed to hit girls? Typical, rude ninja. Well, if an Arch Enemy you want, an Arch Enemy you shall have. *slices the strings on Inbetweener's guitar with his own shuriken*:p
Wow. All that while still holding onto Darkone's family jewels - from post #309 - waiting for his apology (which doesn't seem to be forthcoming). Impressive!
But I have discovered something interesting.
Let's examine the name Hairydragontoe for a moment:
1) Dragons are reptiles
2) Reptiles do not have hair, only mammals have hair.
ergo,
3) There can be no such thing as a hairy dragon toe.
Now back up a moment, to the second half of #2: only mammals have hair.
Add in the fact that:
4) Ninja are mammals,
and you have the inescapable conclusion that:
5) HDT is in fact a TOTALLY SWEET NINJA IN DISGUISE!
Shhh! Don't tell the pirates that one of our own has infiltrated to their highest levels!!!!!
She will of course deny this, which is exactly what a Ninja in disguise would do.:p
So don't feel too bad Inbetweener. That is the only reason your shuriken missed: HDT used her Ninja power to evade it, since anyone who knows Ninja lore would know that a mere iron necklace could never deflect a ninja star. They can cut through mountains, adamantium, or even diamond!
BTW, all you pirates: Don't let the Ninja-pirate war get you down. If you know your Ninja lore, you know that Ninja and pirates are mortal enemies. It's nothing personal. It's just the way it is. You wouldn't expect a mongoose to coexist with a cobra would you? Such are Ninja & pirates!;)
M!
darius_dax1
09/12/2003, 19:01
the Unaffilliated Ninja wears a cup.;) ...and is also the pirate Bluebeard!
Nightcrawler87, Surrender now. You have no boat to sail on and your crew is getting sick. We may have taken some of your rum, But I didn't SPIKE that one, All of your kegs of rums have been spiked. Surrender and your crew will live. Do you give up?
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 19:18
*kicks down door*
*picks up head and puts it back on*
Mother ####in ### monkey #### suckin #### eatin' ninjas! We pirates cant Die!
*Shoots Zapdos inbetween eyes causing him to fall over DEAD*
No, we pirates never surrender!
And i gots a bullet hole in me peg leg!
*Shows hole in leg*
Thats it!
*Pulls out Cutlass, Stabs Brigadier M in the nuts, mutters some words causing him to turn into parrot*
Here ya go Clixhunter
pulls out pistol, starts firing shots off into Darius_Dax1 head.
And dammit!
*mutters more words, Darkone apeears onboard looking suprised, only to be multiply stabbed*
I am incredibly pissed, I have not had a glass of rum in over a day, and me yacht be in flames!
*points to shore*
*Grabs Darkone by his pink PJs, dips him in salt, ties him up, shoots both his legs, throws him in brig and mutters more words causing force field to appear over brig*
Hah!, that be Pirate magic, unbreakable by ninjas!
Picks up Flying V guitar, starts playin Hendrix making other ninjas back off.
Set sail men (and woman;) ) we finally get to do somethin fun, were goin treasure huntin!
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 19:19
*hiccup* i've drunk plenty of the spiked rum...*hiccup* and am not * burrrrp* drunk....or sleepy...zzzzzz wha.....avast there ye zapdos-marth insomniac ninja splattered -by- parrot individual you....whyd ya go and do a foolish thing like *hiccup* spikin the rum, thats booty ye ninja!
and HDT is a superb pirate thats why she bested the ninja from inbetween. her other half is a samurai..and he be given us all lessons in the art of sword play.....
I am to fast for you, You can not catch me. All right, Nightcrawler87, I challenge you to a duel of swords. What you say?
All right, No answer yet. I'll give you 20 minutes to make up your mind and then I'll be back.
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 19:44
Yarr, a duel, I'd love a duel, but you cant duel a man who is already dead, if you find a way to somehow comeback to life, then I say bring it on #####
*Kicks dead body*
I'm not dead, I have 99 stock, Only 1 has been used. Bring it!
---}- Me and my sword can whomp you any time.
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 20:12
*Slaps Zapdos*
Stupid, stupid man, only 99? I'll gladly bring you down to 0 before someone can pour me a shot of rum.
*Draws Cutlass*
Prepare to fight you Peice of #### #### ### ####, ### ####er *gasps for air* #### ####ing ### monger
Oh man, This computer that I'm on, Every time I post it says I've been loged off from the internet. This is not my computer, Thought, Would you stay on until I can get back to my PC, Then we can have a battle with a judge choosen at random. And now I'm trying to beat the clock before it says that I have been loged off again. Please, If your trying to battle me, At least stay on until I can get to my Computer. It's the least you can do. Please! Or at least give me a few minutes to figure this out.
Originally posted by Nightcrawler87
*Slaps Zapdos*
Stupid, stupid man, only 99? I'll gladly bring you down to 0 before someone can pour me a shot of rum.
*Draws Cutlass*
Prepare to fight you Peice of #### #### ### ####, ### ####er *gasps for air* #### ####ing ### monger
Man, If your going to be like that, Forget it, And to think I was going to talk to you about a secret alliance. At least the whole bottem of your new ship is gone.
From his spot in the brig*making cat calls at HDT* Whistles. Starts stabbing parrots for fun
Stabs sword through forcefield (SHATTER) Come on, Get up here. Hey, Are you coming?
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:15
Arr, secret alliance? Any good pirate knows a good man, and any man that would make a "Secret" alliance is a good man, come sit down *poors glass of rum*
No thanks, Will use wine insted, now, You know you always can use an expert swordsman, Right?
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:24
Right, Yarr.
Downs Shot, grabs wine glass, we got some good stuff here. What'll it be?
*Leaps onboard* Stabs HDT and kicks clixhunter in the mouth."good evening" Slashes the cabib boy and legs it to the rear deck
All right, There's one rule I can't go by, I can't talk like a pirate, Is that ok? After all, I'm from japan. I need to log off for while, Will you still be on?
Boots Zapdos in the mouth. and steals his shot. Stabs Nightcrawler leaps back on lower deck
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:30
whats a cabib boy?....arrrrr kicks darkone back and shoves hook into his hand making him drop the sword....pulls out pistol and shoots him in the foot
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:31
Yarr, most likely, and as for you darkone *Shoots Darkone in foot, pushes him back down into the brig*
I need some more rum.
Edit, Clixhunter guess great minds think alike huh? can you guess what I'll do next?
*shoots Darkone in the groins*
I bet you can;)
Cabin boy. sorry. Leaps back favoring foot throws a Throwing star at Clixhunter and softens the landing with HDT.:p
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:33
catches star with teeth spits back at darkone....it cuts the side of his face....reloads pistiol
:classic: since this is my last raid on you i will make it worth while. Leaps forward kicks clixhunter in the chest and stabs nightcrawler with my dagger rolls to a stop
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:38
why is it your last raid? steps on foot with pegleg. slashes with cutlass across chest
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:39
*Sighs*
What have we told you, we can't die, yarr, stupid ninja, pulls dagger out of stomach and stabs Darkone in gut.
spins and fall. lashes out with his leg and catches clixhunter behind the knee. The other ninjas asked me to stop. the pistol slides down deck
scrambles to grab pistol. grabs it and takes aim
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:42
Darn, wont make it back to tell them your done
*Shoots Darkone in-between eyes*
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:43
kicks pistol out of hand and catches it on hook, twirls it around and flips it to a waiting parrot....cuts down slicing off ninja slippers.
who cares what they asked you.....
they think this thread will die without your raids...i say phaugh...quit them and join us
drops below the bullet and shoots nightcrawler in the knee. beinga ninja and not good with guns *throws it at clixhunter*
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:45
blocks shot at nightcrawler with peg leg...{good stout maple}
hooks darkone by ear....and scolds
kicks clixhunter in the mouth. leaps over him to land on the prone form of HDT. impersonates pirate "yarr she spends to much time on her back" throws a throwing star at Silver viper in the crows nest and pulls dager again
Nightcrawler87
09/12/2003, 21:47
*Catches gun*
That was me peg leg idiot, I'm done for tonight, you guys can finish him off for me right? I'll be back to help with the sails later
*pulls bullet out of leg, walks into cabin*
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:48
(you wouldnt be doing that if HDT were really here...and that wasnt some mockery of a blow up doll you brought on board with you....shes tougher than all of us!)
bite toe of darkone as he kicks me in the mouth and strikes the matrix pose..."come hither oh pink ninja"
Kicks Nightcrawler sending him into his cabin and rushes towards the mast with a gleam in his eye
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:50
shoots darkone in knee. whistles for parrots who come in droves...splat splat splat
fall colliding with mast. slides off. Stands up dusts himself off. I shall see you again clixhunter and BTW clean HDT of the deck. thats disgusting. Leaps overboard
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 21:53
throws blow up doll after him...take your sleaze material with ya pinkone;)
Throws Boomerang Sword and sends it through Darkone, Hah. Do not mess with me Darkone.
so, Clixhunter, Looks like we are now allies.
(puts sword away and looks out at the sea and the boat.)
darius_dax1
09/12/2003, 22:24
darius_dax1 swings his cutlass in one hand and his katana in the other shredding both pirate and ninja. Blood spatters everywhere and heads roll about.
"Can't kill pirates or ninjas because they are all zombies!!!
I need a chainsaw and my three magic words....what were they again???
Klatuu....
Verata.....
Necktie!
No that's not it. Blast IT!"
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 22:47
wheres ash when you need him?.....:grin: yea verily zapdos ally...have a rum on us pirates.
No rum for the rest of the night, The spike I put in it will have worn off by then, And please, Call me Marth.
clixhunter
09/12/2003, 23:16
hail and well met ally marth. call me clix.
Thank-you, Thank-you. And here's something I think you all will like, My sword can DESTROY the Ninja's. Hope I'll be welcome and I won't have to lop any heads off. And just so you know, I do not deal in the black magic area. Just the sword. ---}
Nightcrawler87
09/13/2003, 01:04
*Steps out*
Much better, the ninja is gone, and theres a delusional man running around claiming us to be zombies, someone throw him overboard please, it'd bring a smile to this disgruntled priate's face, Welcome aboard the HMS Heroclix II Marth, isn't it much better to admire the ship then destroy it?
Well, we be shippin off soon, HDT is down in her deluxe suite, practicing with her cutlass, Silver Viper be in he Crows nest, Clixhunter be attenden to his birds and Marth be a good friend now, and I be about to pass out from too much rum, but before I blackout, we need a new First mate till KidRenegade gets back, its down to Clix and Marth, whoever wants it speak up.
*Passes out, swabby drags off to cabin*
Nightcrawler87
09/13/2003, 19:57
Cool, First mate Marth, here be the official welcome to the HMS Heroclix.
*Hands Marth gun*
All you have to do is put the Skull and Crossbones in your sig.
Ok, Umm, If I have a sword, What do I need a gun for?
clixhunter
09/13/2003, 20:44
arr because all pirates carry their trusty pistol....when you absolutely have to stop that guy before he reaches.......
Have you not heard of me before? I have taken out (KO'ed) 3'000 guys in less then 2.00 minutes. So tell me, Why do I need a gun?
clixhunter
09/13/2003, 20:53
what if hes 30 fet away.....
My sword has powers beyond that of a gun.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 00:10
What u doin here?
Hey, umm, Read the pm I sent ya to find out.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 00:53
can I join if ima part of another clan?
Oh yeah, All you gotta do is put the Skull & Crossbones in your sig like I told ya.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 00:58
whats a sig?
Like what I have under all of my posts. Your Signature.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:01
I c nocross bones
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:04
ohok Ill join
I'll be waiting here on the realms until I see that Skull & Crossbones under your posts.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:08
ok
I don't see it. (Waves sword to repair boat and starjammer) And if you get it done tonight, I will give you something you can use here.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:12
Im Back!!!!!!
Ahh, You have done well. Here it is as I said. A sword just as powerful as mine. It is called "Blazer".
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:16
oh wow cool I gots me a blazer arrr
It also has magical powers as mine does.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:23
like what?
Here's an example. I blew out the bottem of the boat (few pages ago) Waved my sword, And the bottem was restored. How's that? And I think you'll be up there with me, Cause that sword makes you a good swordsman. Not a master, YET. You can make master, But you will have to prove yourself to me.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:30
oh really? How?
Hmm................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ........................AH HA! Tell me what place I took in the tourney today.
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:35
:noid: 9th
No, Ok, What place did I take in the GBA tourney? (1-7)
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:41
umm 5th?
Zero_Ace
09/14/2003, 01:42
I gotta go. Peace out zap arr
No, What did Ben take home for getting first in his age group? See ya.
Gacy's Clown
09/15/2003, 12:59
*Comes aboard to snatch zapdos and our other fellow Ninjas. Not even a fight was put up, and a few more heads went airborne.
Escapes back into the shadows*
(slice,slice,slash)(get's back to boat.)
*Dagger flies into Zapdo's back* Slips back into Shadows and is gone
(Removes dagger from metal cape, And waits.)
RadicalX
09/16/2003, 17:07
*boards the Pirate Vessel with his TOTALLY SWEET new AVATAR* Hey, Pirates! I've come to steal some more booze from you. Hope you don't mind. Lita's coming to my place tonight, and she's going to show me her Ninjahoobies, and I want to get her good and rummed up. Thanks! Later! *walks away with barrel of rum strapped to his back*
(Slash..............) (Get's Rum back for the crew.)
Nightcrawler87
09/16/2003, 19:35
Marth, Zero_Ace, and Clix hunter are locked in a stare-down with RadicalX, Darkone, and Gacy's Clown.
*Pop!*
Gacy's Clown shudders as his torso slides off his waste and lands on the ground with a sickening thud.
*Pop!*
A pistol cracks and Darkone Stumbles and falls into the brig with a bullet-hole in his chest.
*Pop!*
Radical X stops dead as he falls into tiny cut cubes of steaming flesh.
*Pop!*
NIghtcrawler87 appears on board with bloody sword and smoking pistol in hand.
I be sick and tired of these ninjas just thinkin they can walk abourd on our ship !
*Sweeps remnants of Gacy's Clown and RadicalX off the ship into the Ocean*
On a lighter note, Marth, I thankyou for holding down the ship while I be on shore leave, and welcome abourd Zero_ace, I hope you become a permannent fixture abourd the HMS Heroclix II, unlike the others who couldn't take the pressure of swabbin the decks, all we need is a position you'd like to fill, and I can make you permanent;)
Yarr, where be my Rum?
*Moaning can be heard in brig as Nightcrawler87 swaggers off yelling "Where's my Rum?"*
Crawls out of the brig and tosses a match in the hold. ####ING PIRATES. Go shove a bottle of rum up your asses. jumps overboard
Hah, You ninja's think you can just do whatever you want? Well, Me and my sword can take care a that. (goes into a deep state of thinking) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(comes dashing at darkone and slip Bunnyhood on to double the speed) (sliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslice) Hah, Now what you say to that, Darkone? you have no weapons left, I broke your sword in half and all of your throwing stars are a belt buckle now. If you want to, I'm willing to take you on, One on one, Marth vs. The Dark Ninja.
shut up i just killed you all
Nightcrawler87
09/16/2003, 22:01
What the hell?
Some random idiot decides to walk into our thread and
GeorgeDaGreat
09/16/2003, 22:03
Can I join? I think Pirates are better than Ninjas because last time I checked Ninjas don't have a movie or a spectacular Disneyland ride!
Nightcrawler87
09/16/2003, 22:09
Arr, hicup, sorry bout that last post, passed out half-way through, but sure you can join George, jus hicup, put the *vomits* Skulls and Crossbones in your sig, hicup and state your position, hicup...
*Does Keg Stand*
RadicalX
09/16/2003, 22:10
*re-forms from his little bits and pieces* Ninjas are immortal. We just keep coming back!
And...Ninjas have TONS of movies....I'd be willing to bet more than Pirates! I mean...there were FOUR "American Ninja" movies alone! hehehe
*takes the rum back and goes back to the ninja thread* I'll be back after that bomb in your lower holds goes off....=P
i am not some random person i am ain fact a pirate
http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59914&perpage=15&display=&pagenumber=7
if that doesnt work look on page 8 arrr
clixhunter
09/16/2003, 23:44
arr im sure there a many more fantastical pirate epics than ninja epics....because pirates are just cooler. name one thing that ninjas have and well match you one for one...i bet the ninjas fall short. heres my first:
Parrots........ninjas? any cool pets......
I'll get that rum back for you guys. (Runs off to get the rum in the ninja thread.)
clixhunter
09/17/2003, 00:58
:cheeky: ummm rummmm ummmm
Methinks Zapdos be a pirate BIT*H. Hmm i smell the faint scent of erotic man love on this ship. UHHH *Jumps overboad and swims far away*
Gacy's Clown
09/17/2003, 12:59
No doubt....wanting us to rescue him and all..
Nightcrawler87
09/17/2003, 20:22
*Sighs*
####'t, Pirates and ninjas are cool in their own ways, you name somethin cool, we name somethin cool, it'll go back and forth forever, we just beleive pirates are cooler, as you guys probably beleive ninjas are cooler, its an endless battle of wits and facts. But what seperates us from you ninjas, is we don't just barge into your guy's thread (At least of what I know, I've never been in your thread) I originally started this thread to talk pirates and actually have a clan, but from page one, its been a formal fight, here we are 28 pages and 417-8 posts later, and we haven't done any of that, so here's a proposition, we pirates go about our business, and you ninjas go about your business, we agree not to fight, and not ##### to eachother about how cool we are, I think ninjas are cool too, I just think pirates are better, I have my reasons, you have your reasons, lets stop it, call a truce whatever, I just wanted a pirate clan, not an all-out war. If there has been any intrusions in your thread, report them to me, and I, right now being the leader, will make them stop, this has just become senseless #####ing, and none of us know where we even got started, we pirates just want fun, so let us have ours, and we'll let you have yours.
*Draws sword, sets it on ground*
As a man who never likes truces or agreements, I'm setting one out for you to accept or deny now, the choice is yours...
clixhunter
09/17/2003, 20:25
lays cutlass next to nightcrawler87's ....stands back with wary eyes.
lays down sword. Cast a wary look towards the two pirates. I accept peace between us
clixhunter
09/17/2003, 21:09
now we just need gacy to accept it.........:noid:
Hairydragontoe
09/17/2003, 21:10
Pirate wench HDT wanders in after getting back from getting the oil changed in her ship. What's this? Peace? If this is true, someone serve up the rum and I'll bake you all cookieeeees.:cool:
Hmmm yes but this is to cement the end to my raiding for now. until the treaty expires at least;)
clixhunter
09/17/2003, 21:12
mmmmm rum ummmmm cookies......ummmmm rum cookies:grin:
clixhunter
09/17/2003, 21:14
darkone notice new sig:)
still watching pirates. feeling very out of place with his sword on the table. reaches into robes and pulls out his TAP. Let us drink while we wait
i think maybe i shall keep mine as we are like Logan and Sabertooth we may seek peace but we still hate each other;)
but yes for now i say no more fighting. now lets drink
someone PM me when gacy shows up. thanks. Goodnight my new pirate "friends"?! Good night. Thanks for cookies and rum. HDT sorry for stabbing ya and using your body as a trampoline back there awhile ago. Sorry i burned up your ship too guys. NIGHT
Hairydragontoe
09/17/2003, 21:27
Originally posted by Darkone
and softens the landing with HDT.:p
And hey there Mr. Darkone, don't think that I missed this little comment way back on page 24 or something. I don't know what you were insinuating, but I am not a dirty lascivious kind of wench, thank you very much. I may overindulge in rum and other such beverages and get a little lewd sometimes, but I do still have my morals, you smarmy no good rat. :angry: :laugh: So you better watch it, because smarmy rats are not my type. Neither are Ninjas who don't make good on their truces, so behave!
Hairydragontoe
09/17/2003, 21:29
Oopsie. *wench like grin* You're fast, Darkone. I like that.
ahem. Just ignore that little outburst there, then, Ninja Darling. Have a bottle of me special stash of rum. Has a mighty kick, it does.:grin:
RadicalX
09/17/2003, 21:43
I was in good standing with the pirates til they shot me....of course, I was taking the rum...but during the last peace between the clans, I worked as an ambassador aboard the ship....
Anyway, I'll go along with this peace accord...I haven't really been "fighting" you guys, anyway...just borrowing rum...til someone sliced me into little pieces, then stuck a sword in me...that wasn't nice....
I thought I was being pretty considerate in not TOTALLY FLIPPING OUT and cutting all your heads off. I've been restrained...and now I'll await Gacy's decision on this treaty.
In the meantime, I think I'm gonna go fully DECAPITATE some baseball players or something....
Thank you HDT. and yes that rum has a kick. Yeah Rad we haven't been attacking lately have we?
Ohh well all peace and rum i say
Nightcrawler87
09/17/2003, 22:57
Yarr, sounds good to me, *picks up keg* who wants to do a keg stand?
uhh. i can't do a keg stand *hiccup8 i no have good balance no more *hiccup*
RadicalX
09/18/2003, 11:38
Talk Like a Pirate Day is tomorrow! Mark your calendaaaarrrrs!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Hairydragontoe
09/18/2003, 15:48
Arrr! And fine timing TLAPD has, being that everyone in the area are battening down the hatches for the scurvenous Hurricane Isabel YAR!!! A STORRRRM'S A COMIN! All hands on deck!
Inbetweener
09/18/2003, 16:04
*Inbetweener flies down from the sky and launches a vicious assault on HDT...five shurikens blast directly threw her head, a Wakazashi then lops the head off and launches it into the deep murky waters that these pirates explored...her body explodes and The Inbetweener leaps onto his Hippo and rides away making a most devious kackle...guitars rock HARD and SWEET as he rides off into the stormy horizon*
The End.
Nightcrawler87
09/18/2003, 16:47
*HDT stands up*
Idiot we pirates be immortal, we cant die, but you can...
*Pulls out pistol shoots inbetweener in head, he falls over dead*
I know we pirates and ninjas be on a cease-fire, but anyone who attacks my crew is gonna be sinkin to the depths of davey jones's locker
*Drops keg of explosive next to inbetweener floating in the ocean, shoots it causing Inbetweener's body to blow into a million identical peices*
Sorry to other ninjas, but we pirates protect our own, and anyone who is willing to lay a finger on a lady is willing to get a cutlass in his gut.
On a lighter note, tommorow is TLAPD, so I'll finally fit in!
*picks up chunk of meat that was once Inbetweener, throws it overboard*
Who wants some rum?!?
clixhunter
09/18/2003, 18:47
look theres sharks...with lasers on there heads...they be eatin inbetweeners chunks...even if the winds at 100+ mph. arrrr tomorrow will be a fine day.
(Stands back as people talk.)
clixhunter
09/18/2003, 21:29
arrr the ultimate survivor starts tonight...it be a pirate survivor...in the pearl islands off the coast of panama...the two teams...be Drake and Morgan...two of are clans most famous members....arrrr arrrr
hmmm. i got a chunk of inbetweener on my outfit. now i know that we ninjas will be resurrected in 24 hours but ####. dusts off HDT and take a hit of rum. Ahh still no gacy huh? i'm willing to wait it out
Well my pirate friends Gacy has shot down this treaty so i will retreat but to my thread but i shall no longer raid you but i shall challange you pirates to honourable duels. so good night
clixhunter
09/18/2003, 22:31
arrr at least there be honor in a few ninjas.....back to ae's then darkone....at least we can drink some rum occasionally.;)
yup. so peace for night and heres to ya pirates and your survivor but let us drink some brew for honor's sake. Here here clixhunter
clixhunter
09/18/2003, 22:34
upends a glass....for honor and good duels
to honor, duels and all our #### good fights
Hairydragontoe
09/18/2003, 23:07
To honor, duels, and fantastic hair down days! (I have waist length hair that gets cranky often, and today it was happy so I'm happy :classic: )
And a toast to Nightcrawler87 for putting my attacker Inbetweener in his place- at the bottom of the ocean, where he belongs. I am very grateful to you for defending and revenging me when I was so unrightously attacked when I wasn't looking. Inbetweener, you better watch out. For that underhanded deed has vastly ticked off this pirate wench, and your manhood is in great danger. :angry:
clixhunter
09/18/2003, 23:46
:surprised manhood:noid: danger:nervous: yikes...id be worried
Nightcrawler87
09/19/2003, 00:19
Arr, any day HDT, I was raised on a codeo'morals (odd, isn't it? A decent pirate) and I'd place a lady *Downs shot* over us scallywags any day.
Andt'Darkone
*raises glass*
We may never have peace, but I at least know thar be honor in your ninja blood.
Cheers!
Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
To honor, duels, and fantastic hair down days! (I have waist length hair that gets cranky often, and today it was happy so I'm happy :classic: )
And a toast to Nightcrawler87 for putting my attacker Inbetweener in his place- at the bottom of the ocean, where he belongs. I am very grateful to you for defending and revenging me when I was so unrightously attacked when I wasn't looking. Inbetweener, you better watch out. For that underhanded deed has vastly ticked off this pirate wench, and your manhood is in great danger. :angry:
Do not be so sure he's been put out just yet. I will take on any one who wants do partake of a game of swordplay. Any takers?
So? Does any one wish to have a duel of steel?
Come on, Some one must want to have a sword fight.
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 09:09
After I slayed my arch enemy and the other silly pirates dreamt of destroying me I must ask...what treaty? Why would a Ninja make peace with a pirate?
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 10:10
*Three Ninjas are bouncing from cloud to cloud in thier SWEET Ninja boots and wearing ALL black looking TOTALLY AWESOME and everything. Then all the dumb cowardly pirates moping about how they are drinking and going "arrr" and "yarr", cleaning each other's ears and playing with birds and dumb stuff like that are just hanging around doing nothing but wasting air because pirates suck. The Ninjas start getting COMPLETELY PUMPED UP to kill these pirates...two of the Ninjas hold one Ninja in the air quickly cr@p their pants because they are psyched right now and they launch him down by spinning him...this Ninja begins spinning around SOOOO FAST and proceeds to unleash clouds of NINJA STARS that cut through all of the pirates causing some to evaporate and some to others lose their heads. The Ninja then quickly darts back up to the clouds with his friends to SWEET guitar riffs crashing the WHOLE TIME!!!! He gives his brethren the thumbs up as the pirate ship just EXPLODES!!!! Hippos emerge and totally eat the pirates dead bodies without even thinking twice about it.*
The End.
clixhunter
09/19/2003, 12:47
...."clouds of ninja stars"....who does this ninja think he is..."Lucky Charms, the leprechaun ninja.....pink hearts, yellow moons, ninja stars......."
arrrr arrrr with hippos no less....are they "magically delicious?" begone ninja ghost.
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 13:23
Originally posted by clixhunter
[B are they "magically delicious?" [/B]
Nope...not unless you like extreme discomfort...silly wort infested pirate.:p
clixhunter
09/19/2003, 13:29
::looks over body:: ummm nope...no warts here! you sure you arent referring to youre own clans body problems .....warts, fleas...a sure sign a ninjas around.
i had to call the orcan man to get rid of my last ninja infestation.....;)
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 13:45
Avast, arrrr...ye be confusin' us Ninjas wit cha fellow stinkin' pirates me ladd (I figured I'd give it a shot with it being TLPD and all).
*abruptly swallows frisbee and commits sepukku honorably*
clixhunter
09/19/2003, 13:59
now you have to talk like a ubangi warrior....with that frisbee sticking sideways in your neck.
arrrrr:cool: (until they make an emoticon with an eyepatch...sunglasses have to do)
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 14:16
:speechles :speechles :speechles
*Unable to respond due to committing Sepukku...which is ofcourse TOTALLY and COMPLETELY SWEET!!!!*
clixhunter
09/19/2003, 14:18
:knockedou :knockedou :knockedou should look like that.
as you cant see either...and after all sepukku (ach barbaric tradition) is supposed to be a good thing...honor and all that. thus the smile.
Inbetweener
09/19/2003, 14:29
Good points...but I wasn't quite dead yet...I just couldn't talk because the frisbee was stuck in my mouth as I tried to commit Sepukku. Oooops...there, now I'm dead...
:knockedou :knockedou :knockedou
Brigadier M
09/19/2003, 17:22
Avast, ye scurvy pirates! Prepare to be boarded!!!! Arrr.
Actually I just meandered by to wish you louts a happy International Talk like a Pirate Day, Arrr!
If there's one thing pirates have over Ninja, it's their scurrilous lingo.
Cast off the lines, raise the mainsail! We're off to plunder the seven seas!! Look sharp and step lively, ye seadogs! Grog for all! Arrr!!!
M!
The Ninja that Talks Like a Pirate
(but only for today)
clixhunter
09/19/2003, 19:00
arrr...welcome aboard...enjoy the talk while you feel you can. arrr pillage...plunder.....the seven seas....ahhh tis good to be a pirate.
I GOT MY POWER BACK. NOW LETS US TOAST. I LOVE ELECTRICITY. (sorry i just feel good)
Nightcrawler87
09/19/2003, 22:44
*Raises glass then keg*
What, it be TLAPD, I feel alot of rum be necessary, and for Inbetweener, I as a pirate will now be ignoring the ignorant ones who just want slaughtering, we really need to actually talk pirates, not war, others of this clan can continue to fight them, but if you do want to fight, have it be a PM battle, not clogging up the thread. Darkone since he be an honorable ninja, will be welcomed unless he does somethin stupid... I know these rules may seem harsh, but KidRenegade619 would be running a stricter ship that would have no ninjas, and...and...*Shudders* and no rum. Beleive it or not, KR619 and I were actually talking official bussiness and whatnot to do cool pirate stuff. So soon, (possibly tommorow) I will be startin pirate stuff on this thread for us to do (possibly like plundering and pilaging) We pirates of the fun loving kind welcome anyone as long as they got some good drinks and bring their own chumbucket.
I will see you all in the mornin.
*Goes into cabin*
Nightcrawler87
09/20/2003, 17:29
Arrr, good news to me Pirate crew, I have surprise, we may be getting a special guest (or two) abourd the HMS Heroclix. None other than the inventors of TLAPD! It not be official yet, but these are truly great men that honor the pirate way so much that they made a holiday for it! I have been cooped up in me cabin for the past couple'o days, and sent a contact to them via E-Mail-Parrot (a thankyou to clixhunter for not garroting me when I 'borrowed' a bird) I will contact everybody as soon as I get the bird back with there reply. Guests make me thirsty...who wants rum?
Hairydragontoe
09/20/2003, 17:43
YAR! Tis a fine bunch of pirates, to be sure. This pirate wench caught a five minute spot on CNN yesterday on TLAPD and saw the very creators themselves. Tis a jolly pair of buccaneers. Yar... I be a bad speller. *drinks some rum*
I be lookin forward to this event, but now I must go out and find me a new wench-like skirt to wear tomorrow, for I am attending the PA Ren. Faire! And it looks like TyeDyeSamurai will not go along with me, so that means I can charm all the fine fellas unimpeeded. *wench-like grin*
The swordman has returned!
clixhunter
09/21/2003, 01:08
arr nightcrawler87 that certainly be good news....am looking forward to doing pirates kinda stuff here, instead of defending our thread constantly. lets set sail and get some booty. arrr arrr
HDT, hopes ye be havin a jolly good time at the ren faire. tis one of my favorite things to do. sad face for TDS for not accompanying ye...still have a great one and fill us in on your huzzah adventures.
Nightcrawler87
09/21/2003, 13:52
Arrr, bit'o sad news t'report, this capn' got alit'l over-excit'd before get'tin' a good word from Capn' Slappy 'r' Ol' Chumbuck't and post'ed the surrprise bit' errly, need'less 't' say, ther visit' t' the thred will be post'poned indefinaetly t'll further not'ice, this make me once dark hart bleed a deep red, but, Capn' Slappy did give a good word, Here y' go:
Ahoy Thar, Me bucko! At the moment, I be just tryin' to dig me way out
from under a mountain o' e-mails (we had nearly six million hits on our
website Friday) and need to keep me focus on the task at hand, but please
pass along me regards to the lads and lasses of the pirate clan!
Thankee!
Cap'n Slappy
Arr, a good man, glad to see his ship be float'n high and none 'f his wat'r has gon rancid. Keep on sail'n Capn' Slappy, may our ships meet agan.
Skulls and Crossbones for ever.
Inbetweener
09/23/2003, 09:17
*Days following the famed 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' all of the pirates feel sad and are moving slower than normal...which is extremely slow, they are sooooo stupid and sooooo sad. HTD, Clixhunter and Nightcrawler are all roaming about on their silly boat talking about how cool it is to be a pirate...which is totally not true. Suddenly, The Inbetweener (a very powerful Ninja) lands on their boat dressed in black and looking TOTALLY as AWESOME as EVER!!!!! He is so friggin COOL it's ridiculous!!!! HDT and Clixhunter both begin to spontaneously spray diarrhea ALL OVER the place...because they are SOOOOOO scared!!! Nightcrawler just immediately explodes!!!!! It was SOOO COOL and by cool I mean TOTALLY SWEET!!! Ninjas rule!!! Then this ninja kicks Clixhunter in the junk and he evaporates....then the ninja totally throws like thousands of Shurikens at HTD's head without even thinking twice about it and she turns into pirate confetti and her pieces descend into the murky green deep. Hippos and Ninjas alike begin to celebrate by rocking on the hugest and most fluorescent guitars EVER!!! Inbetweener smiles and loves to be a Ninja with ALL of his body parts!!! It was COMPLETELY AWESOME...just ask Mark.*
The End
:p :p :p
RadicalX
09/23/2003, 10:19
*backs up 'Tweener with WICKED BADA$$ ninja guitar, then grabs a spoon and flings it, causing 3 pirates to explode instantaneously* Ninjas have the REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!! If you don't believe me, ask Mark!
I'm SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW!!!! *vanishes in a cloud of smoke and returns to the ninja thread*
clixhunter
09/23/2003, 10:24
clixhunter watches the two silly ninjas attack a *blow up boat, complete with blow up pirates. (*patent pending) and says tsk tsk trix are for kids.......HDT and nightcrawler both tsk as well. The real HMS HEROCLIX continues to sail on, oblivious to ninja silliness.
RadicalX
09/23/2003, 10:35
Curse you clixhunter and your inflatable pirate ships!!!! *steals your ACME catalog* *orders something* Now, prepare to see REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Inbetweener
09/23/2003, 13:08
Originally posted by clixhunter
clixhunter watches the two silly ninjas attack a *blow up boat, complete with blow up pirates. (*patent pending) and says tsk tsk trix are for kids.......HDT and nightcrawler both tsk as well. The real HMS HEROCLIX continues to sail on, oblivious to ninja silliness.
That's cute...you know, coming from a pirate who evaporated. :cheeky:
Nightcrawler87
09/23/2003, 19:00
Leans onto railing of HMS heroclix, shakes head*
What they be doin? they gots to be the stupidest Bilge rats I've ever layed eyes on, attacking Clixhunter's Inflatable* Boat like that, oh, and RadX, you picked up me copy of Pirate Wenches Lingere Monthly (I like the pics), hope you enjoy your bra. Yarr!
*Entire crew points and laughs at RadX and Inbetweener sitting on sinking inflatable boat, while the crew sails away into the ocean*
*From Distance*
"Silly ninjas, sword-play is for pirates!"
*Laughter follows*
Leaning on the rail of the HMS Heroclix next to Nightcrawler. Laughs at Rad X and Inbetweener. OHH shakes head and helps self to a drink. Walks off the plank. waves goodbye:laugh:
Nightcrawler87
09/23/2003, 22:37
Hey Hey, it be Matrim! glad to see your still Squakin!
And A good friend Darkone has dropped by! hope you like the rum!
*Two ninja bodies can be seen floating face-down in the ocean*
Hairydragontoe
09/23/2003, 22:43
Hey Captain Nightcrawler, I've got an idea. It is starting to get a bit monotonous, this squabbling back and forth with the ninjas. I joined the Pirate Clan seeking adventure on the high seas, not the same lamo attempts at destroying our ship/crew. Obviously, our Ninja enemies shall never be victorious over us- it's a given, we're just more cunning than they. YAR!
So, that is why I propose we raise anchor and set sail in the HMS Heroclix to another island. We are seriously missing out on some great pillaging opportunities. Take a look there on the left of the screen on the homepage. Mech Warrior Realms, Mage Knight Realms, YU-GI-OH Realms (!) All these islands we can attack, think of the booty! THE BOOTY! BOOOOTY!:devious:
Nightcrawler87
09/23/2003, 22:47
:eek: Your right!
*Dives down under ocean, pulls up anchor with bare hands chucks it up on deck, swims back up fast*
BOOTY! BOOTY! BOOTY! BOOTY! BOOTY!
lets go get us some BOOTY!
*Starts to sail ship*
...where do we go?
Hairydragontoe
09/23/2003, 22:50
I say we hit Mech Warrior Relams first, I was just caroozing (yar, I cannot spell) around there and found a MWRealms Dating Service. Siiigh.
Nightcrawler87
09/23/2003, 22:54
:devious: Yarrrr...
Hairydragontoe
09/23/2003, 23:02
Okay, MWRealms has a thread titled "I finally grew a Mullet!" :angry: That's just asking for plundering. :devious: All hands on deck! Where be the crew?! ARRRR!
I still wish to battle some one in a duel of swords. Who wants to battle?
Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
Hey Captain Nightcrawler, I've got an idea. It is starting to get a bit monotonous, this squabbling back and forth with the ninjas. I joined the Pirate Clan seeking adventure on the high seas, not the same lamo attempts at destroying our ship/crew. Obviously, our Ninja enemies shall never be victorious over us- it's a given, we're just more cunning than they. YAR!
So, that is why I propose we raise anchor and set sail in the HMS Heroclix to another island. We are seriously missing out on some great pillaging opportunities. Take a look there on the left of the screen on the homepage. Mech Warrior Realms, Mage Knight Realms, YU-GI-OH Realms (!) All these islands we can attack, think of the booty! THE BOOTY! BOOOOTY!:devious:
You can attack all of the realms but CCGrealms.
Come on, Is there not another person on deck who uses a sword?
clixhunter
09/24/2003, 00:03
im here HDT.....put a link to a thread in mech-warrior realms...and we'll st set sail for there....arrr
Hairydragontoe
09/24/2003, 00:09
Kay, so how are we going to organize this? Are we invading a current thread or making a whole new one? I can't decide these kinds of things, wheres the cap'n??arrr
clixhunter
09/24/2003, 00:11
lets create a thread in their "another realm"......what say ye capt...sound fun?
Hairydragontoe
09/24/2003, 00:22
Yeah, someone other than me needs to actually start it. I'm not clever with words like you fellows are. In the mean time, I'll just stand here on deck and look pretty. That's what I'm best at!:classic: :grin:
Nightcrawler87
09/24/2003, 01:03
Capn was takin a cat-nap...and doin homwork...what be it you want me to do?
Nightcrawler87
09/24/2003, 01:11
I be glad to do anything as long as the mods dont make me go for a short stop and a sudden drop afterwards so what be it, new thread or plunder another one? I really don't like mullets...
Hairydragontoe
09/24/2003, 01:15
Well I think the plan is to pillage and plunder MW Realms, possibly pulling our ship into an existing thread or creating a new one in their 'Another Realms.' I was thinking you could start it off, being the captain and all, and I'm not good at wording stuff right. Then hopefully we can gather the rest of the crew and return with some booty, all while freaking out those pseudo-clixers with their funny machines. yarrr:devious:
I'm going to bed soon, though and it looks like maybe clixhunter is gone now too so I don't know when a good time will be to set sail...
Nightcrawler87
09/24/2003, 01:18
Yarr, I gots to get some sleep for tommorow too, we need a good time...I could start it tonight, tommorow, day after, lemme know...
Hairydragontoe
09/24/2003, 01:19
Oops, I took too long. Yeah, that Mullet thread was really asking for some pirate action. And I agree, don't want to cause trouble- all in good fun. I'm not ready to visit Davey Jones' Locker quite yet! Maybe we can build some inter-game relations after we steal their booty and make them walk the planks. :grin:
Hairydragontoe
09/24/2003, 01:21
Argh! Stop making new posts as I type new posts! :p Okay, how about we make tomorrow the day. Then it can be in celebration of a certain Pirate Wench's 22nd Birthday! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: hmmm wonder who :grin:
Nightcrawler87
09/24/2003, 01:24
Sounds good, may I be the first to congratulate you on 22 years of Plundering! happy B-day HDT! Seeya tommorow round 3-5 ok? 500 posts!
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