The Pirate Clan

[Nightcrawler87]

Ok, this is the new Pirate clan. After the Why are Pirates so Cool? thread, I thought that some one would have put up a ninja clan and a pirate clan thread, so when I saw no new thread, I was shocked.

Course people could be scared, so we wont bash or invade or any of that #### to get this thread deleted, anyone can join, then we'll find you a position in our Armada. We'll talk about pirates and whatnot, so...POST!

[EvilGenius]

I still rule you all, and enjoy the saucy pirate wenches. ;)

I want to be an admiral. It's gooood to be the Admiral.

[Nightcrawler87]

Fine your an admiral, just take the stupid 'Ruler of both Ninjas and Pirates.' thing outta your sig, and realize there still are higher authoritys then you, such as Kidrenegade619 and myself.

[clixhunter]

::sails ship in and stops at the dock:: ahoy the harbor;)

[Nightcrawler87]

Ahoy there clixhunter! Good to see you, I talked to Cap'n Kidrenegade619, and he's all for the thread, now what position did you have?

First Mate

[Shortest_Man]

may i be the crows nest guy?

after all ninjas can eat my $%^&

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, you bring a smile to my face Shortest_Man, I'd love to have you, but it'll take Kidrenegade's approval to get you in, as far as I'm concerned, you're in, just remember, were not startin a war here.

[clixhunter]

i was chief cannoneer and leader of the parrot squadron, aye they be the fiercest birds this side of gotham. and the ninjas and the pirates have allied against the subversives who would undermine happiness in the realms.:o

[Nightcrawler87]

Ah, cool, I had no Idea of this ally, thats cool. Well, we need more recruits, so go out and get em, then we can start with all our official pirate mumbo jumbo and whatnot.

[CaptainMarvel]

Arrrr I be Capatin FatSack. Is this your sorry excuse for a ship? I wouldn't even allow me own mother ta swab the deck of this sad little ship. And it looks like your sails are just pee satined bed sheets from ye first mate.


P.S Now that would be cool Pirate clix.

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, CaptainMarvel, you step onto the greatest Armada since the Spanish fleet, and you dare mock it?

Why your ship is no more than a dinky rowboat!

Your first mate is a mop, and your sails are mearly napkins pasted together with spit and urine!

And where do you get off trying to call yourself a captain? Yarr, I'm surprised your First mate hasn't held a mutiny yet! Yarr, welcome to the deadliest seas your sailboat will ever sail, say somethin wrong, and you'll have hundreds of Cutlass's pressed against your throat, and I'm not likin what you said about my bedsheets...Yarrr.

Oh, and Pirate clicks would be cool.

[Matrim]

Can I be the naked chic on the front of the boat?

[clixhunter]

only if youre a chic......we'll have no naked dudes on the front of our ships arrrrr;)

[Matrim]

####. Well then can I be the squaking parrot?

Come on, please? I have the lines down and everything.

"Sixteen men on a dead man's cheeeeest..."

"Shiver me timbers!"

"Swing 'er round to port! She's yar!"

>whistle<

See?

[clixhunter]

ok senior parrot is ok by me if its ok with our capt. just no leaving things on my shoulder ok?:cool:

[RadicalX]

*sneaks stealthily on to the thread to show off his SWEET ninja skills* Hey, Pirates!

Yes, it's true. Ninjas and Pirates have learned to live together in peace...and decapitate/blast all of those that would seek to subvert the board! Woo hoo!!

Good luck, Pirates! =)

I'm so PUMPED UP right now about the pirates being back!! How SWEET is that!!! And by SWEET, I mean COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!

[Shortest_Man]

actually nightcrawler can i be YOUR personal helper monkey and ill be named Mojo, and it would be a great honour to serve for you.

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, Shortest_Man, so be it, your the Personal helper monkey. Welcome aboard our ship.

Since are cap'n be on shore leave, I'll take personal responsibility to be enstating our members:

Yarr' here be the call list:
KidRenegade619--Cap'n.
Nightcrawler87--himself--First mate.
clixhunter--chief cannoneer and leader of the parrot squadron.
Matrim--senoir squaking parrot.
RadicalX--Totally sweet American ninja and honorary pirate.
Shortest_Man--Nightcrawler87's Personal helper monkey.

there be the call list, to be official,you must have our logo in your posts at any one time:
Skull and Crossbones

Optional:
your position, look at my sig toget an idea on what I be saying.

there still be positions to be filled, so spread the word, until then, rum for everyone!

[Shortest_Man]

ooh ah ah ahahaha oooooh

[Hairydragontoe]

*sashays into room*

Why hellooo there hot stuffs! Might all ye fine lookin pirates be needin a fine lookin pirate wench? yarrrr!;) :grin:

[clixhunter]

arrr tis the femme fatale of the pirate clan. welcome aboard HDT

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, saw Pirates of the Carribean for the third time today!

I be very sorry that I forgot about our Sexy pirate Wench, welcome aboard HDT!
Yarr, here be the new Call list:
KidRenegade619--Cap'n.
Nightcrawler87--himself--First mate.
clixhunter--chief cannoneer and leader of the parrot squadron.
Matrim--senoir squaking parrot.
RadicalX--Totally sweet American ninja and honorary pirate.
Shortest_Man--Nightcrawler87's Personal helper monkey.
HairyDragonToe--Sexy Pirate Wench

Now swab the decks you mangy scabbless dogs!
(Under breath)
...da, da, da, da, da...and really bad aim, eggs, drink up you scurvy dogs Yo ho!...

[Hairydragontoe]

I've seen it five times. Not done seeing it yet, but it moved out of the local theatre, gotta find time to drive out to the nearest one rather than walk a block baaah.

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!


eeeeee I love love LOVE that movie! :classic: :classic: :grin: I was sooo hyper after the first time I saw it, couldn't stop jumping up and down and calm down for about a half hour. Have you waited and watched at the end of the credits? creeeeeeepy!

[KidRenegade619]

Arr,

"Were the Kings of the seas, there ain't none higher, you sucka Mcs should call us captain, to rule the pirates you must use fire, we won't stop clickin' till we retire,

Now we rock the seven seas and come correct
Our cuts are on time and with throats connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And all the ninjas can't stand us, but give us respect!"


Yarr boys a song for all Pirates everywhere! It's been a while but yer captain has returned with booty rom the Spanish Isles, I see we arrrr back in full effect and me sexy Pirate wench has also returned, welcom back and an extreme thank you to me first mate who kept me posted in me abscence yarrr, Rum fer all and join in me song!

[clixhunter]

drink up me hearties yo ho........:laugh:

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, I sat through to the end, kinda creepy I admit, but not enough to make a toughened pirate flinch...yarr, gotta go see it again, while in there, couple oh ladies would scream every time Johnny Depp would come on screen, made me want to pull out me one shot and Cutlass and murder em all! Yarrr...wait that wouldn't be our wench that be screamin? Yarr, cant lay a hand on our own Lady of the seas.

Now were be my monkey Mojo?

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, I ask a thousand apologies for me earlier post, I was really sauced up from all that rum, but we need more, our Captain be back! Yarrr!

Where's my rum?!?!

*Swaggers off yelling*

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, there seems to be a hole in our ship, everybody has jumped overboard, no worrys, all it needs is a discussion to patch it up.

Yarr, here ye be:
The title of Pirates of the Carribean suggests a sequel;
If they make another Pirates of the Carribean movie, what do you think it'll be about, and who'll be in it?

I'm hopin that Johnny Depp is back in the next one, and a whole new threat pops up in the Spanish main, so they sail over to stop em or somethin like that. Yarrr, post ye reasons mates!

First one to post gets a barrel of rum and a new one shot rifle!

[clixhunter]

i think ive heard somewhere that yes indeedy there is a sequal already in the mix......

the who, whats, where, when, why......is up in the air

[Thunderbolts]

Only if we can sail to the Grand Line and search for the One Piece.

*watches it sail over the heads of everyone*

Kaizoku-ou, ore ni naru!

*and again*

[Hairydragontoe]

yarrr.... One Piece be a good funny anime. You can't fly much over this Pirate wench's head!

and YAR! I'm a fourth degree friend of an actor in Pirates of the Caribbean! or fifth, not sure how it counts. See: my boyfriend TyeDyeSamurai, who has an older brother, who has a girlfriend (and they both live in LA) who is friends a guy who played one of the pirates on the Black Pearl! His character actually had a name, too! Twig, I think. In the scene where the Black Pearl is attacking Port Royal, and the two pirates visit Jack in the jail cell, the one pirate reaches through the bars to strangle Jack, Twig is the other guy. He had a couple lines throughout the film. SO COOL!! Hope some day we'll get to go out there and meet him. And maybe I can ride the pirate ride too! I've never been to a Disney land....:classic:

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, you never been to Disney land? thats a travesty, but I think I can one up you, me sis has met Johnny Depp, and she's got his autograph she got it when he was on his way into a movie premeir, pretty cool actually, but I had to threaten her with me Cutlass and Talkn monkey till she lemme see it.

[clixhunter]

we call it busyland out here in so cal. i live roughly 15 or so miles from walts place. (walt disney for those out of the know)
go by it every day to work. and in the eves when i return i watch the fireworks display as im driving. probably been there easily 30 times in my life. its very fun...but super crowded nowadays. the only way to beat the system is to go on a week day during the school year, then its bearable.

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me.

[Gacy's Clown]

....LOL!:cheeky:

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, it be Gacy's Clown! Welcome to the pirates thread, how ye be? And how's your ninja sneakin' goin?

Yarr, I love the pirates life!

[Gacy's Clown]

After seeing what I saw at DragonCon, I would be highly embarrassed to be a pirate. Don't you worry though, I'll post some pics of them, so that the world can see what you fruitcakes are up to:laugh:

[Darkone]

Ahh you crazy pirates. You so silly.*incoherent baby talk to pirates as they are so stupid*

Gotta go and FLIP OUT

[clixhunter]

<<<<<i was raised a poor pirate......so i am one wild and crazy pirate. we need an emoticon with an eyepatch;) arrrr

[Squee]

i as Squee (leader of the slavelabor comics clan) formaly request an alliance with the pirates to make it official (hell 1/3 of our members are pirates) ha ha Nny slowly tortures ninjas and paints his wall with their blood

[clixhunter]

we welcome the slave labor clan......someone has to row our galleys when theres no wind;) but the ninjas have allied with us also...except for an occasional disgruntled one....who doesnt have the backing of the family......

[Darkone]

What ninja do you mean? ME? #### pirates

[redherringj]

Hi guys. I want in. Can I be a swabby?

[Squee]

yhank you for accepting seeing as im not a pirate :here ninja ninja ninja come tast your own spleen

[clixhunter]

tsk tsk tsk * shakes finger at darkone* thats no way to win friends and influence people......and thats why they pulled our threads last time. so please refrain from any vulgarity arrrrr

reherringj welcome aboard swabby, im the head cannoneer and master of parrots. consider yourself head swabby.

[Darkone]

Ok i will refrain from Vulgar language but i will still defy the alliance. Its just fun.

[Squee]

as a show of friendship i squee ask pepitos father (saten)
to take darkones soul and give it to nny for eternal torture and madness

[Darkone]

That sounds like fun. Thanks Squee. HERETICS

[Squee]

if you like that come join the slavelabor comics clan (please we omly have 3 members) see the link in my sig

[clixhunter]

thank you darkone. we can banter all we want, just dont want the mods to wreck our fun arrrr:cool:

[Darkone]

Of course. But you know what i will not join no slave labor but now i must go deal with being EXILED BY THE NINJAS

[Gacy's Clown]

I don't know what Darkone is smoking, but it's obviously very good....and damaging to his senses. There is no alliance, there never was, and never will be!!!
Don't worry about the mods, we only got yanked because our war spilled over into a thousand other threads. If we keep it between our two, then it'll all be TOTALLY SWEET! And you peglegged girls all know what that means!!!!

[Darkone]

They said there was an Allience earlier in the thread and yes this stuff is good and it is screwing with my head. But you know what? its a good thing, HASHISH

[clixhunter]

:p

[Darkone]

you sneaky pegleg. I'm gonna sneak on your ship Flip out on all but you and hunt you through your empty ship at Midnight. You can't run fast enough with that peg. PUNK

[clixhunter]

wishy washy ninjas....betrayers....one week we're buds...the next your pullin your ninja toes out of your slippers....arrrr

make up your minds. :mad:

[Gacy's Clown]

Ah, I see what the confusion is all about. You mistook RadicalX's statement for kind words and an Alliance. We ARE glad you're back....back for Round 2! We gotta have SOMEONE to flip out on and kick in the face regularly!!!

[clixhunter]

put your toes back in their slippers. flip out on those wantint to petition to get rid of NAAT.....:eek: oh yeah you're one of em...well flip out on yourself, and i do mean that in a totally sweet, guitar riff backed manner....arr arr arrr:cool:

[Dexceus]

Okay, I haven't gotten invovled in all of this clan stuff, but if you are the pirate clan, I have to ask: Do you plan on celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day?

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I know we have major plans around here to celebrate. :)

[Gacy's Clown]

When's Flip Out Like A Ninja Day?

[clixhunter]

to us everyday is talk like a pirate day. aye me matey.

drink up me hearties yo ho

[clixhunter]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
When's Flip Out Like A Ninja Day?

every friday the 13th is ninja flip out day:rolleyes:

[Gacy's Clown]

Sweetness...*gets his Ninja calendar out*

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, missed alot, we pirates and ninjas friends or foes? Arr, who cares, we pirates just want fun and I see an alliance has been formed between us and the Slave Labor Clan, all I can say is Yarr, welcome, and swab the deck ye mangy maggots! Yarr the man who wanted to be a Swabby is welcomed to the pirate clan, spread the word and ready the sails, for were settin sail for more rum and more treasure.

Here be the call list:

KidRenegade619--Cap'n.**
Nightcrawler87--himself--First mate.
clixhunter--chief cannoneer and leader of the parrot squadron.
Matrim--senoir squaking parrot.
RadicalX--Totally sweet American ninja and honorary pirate.**
Shortest_Man--Nightcrawler87's Personal helper monkey.
redherringj--Swabby

Yarr, before I end this post, I must speack of somethin serious. No self-respecting pirate wants to do this, but, if our Cap'n wont show his face on our ship, I say we must have a mutiny if he doesn't come back.

KidRenegade619, if you get this post, every ship needs its cap'n to help sail through rough waters, and as of recent, we pirates have seen nothing of you. Here be your final call, you come back and guide us, or we pirates vote to hold a mutiny. You have one week.

Yarr...

[Darkone]

Yes you and your friends like to spend time alone on ships for months with no women. Hmmm. STUPID PIRATES. NINJAS SHALL PREVAIL

[darius_dax1]

I can totally sneak some strippers and rum on board from the Unaffilliated Clan's larders using my special ninja powers, SWEET!

[redherringj]

Arr, Nightcrawler! It is HEAD Swabby I be. Don't be forgetting my official title as head deck swabber.

[Gacy's Clown]

You'll be swabbing all year after the bloodshed from all the "pirates" getting their heads cut off!

[clixhunter]

darius ye be welcome to share the ale and the strippers....we are setting sail for a three hour tour....a three hour tour.....(hmmm where have i heard that before?):cool:

Ninjas a welcome to come along and drink and be merry....as long as they keep their ninja yoes in their slippers....arararara

[Darkone]

A buch of Drunk men alone on a ship for months. You pervs

[clixhunter]

with strippers :p and a wench in every port.arrrr

[Darkone]

Quiet Pedleg or i'll break it off and shove it up you ###. Hey wait thats not bad that nice for you, i'll ummm uhh i'll oh #### it i'll just chop your head off.

[clixhunter]

oh go put back on your pink dress and leave us be!

ever heard "The Ballad of the pink PJ's" it goes like this:

"Fighting Ninjas from the skies, fearless girls who jump and die
girls who mean just whart they says, these are the girls of the pink pj"s"

sheath your toes and stumble out out of here before i have a parrot bite you.

[Darkone]

Hmm nice rhyme. But i cannot leave you pirates alone. it is on my ninja Blood to degrade and destroy you so :p

[clixhunter]

im glad you like it:) . cant leave us alone? what are you a closet pirate.....:rolleyes: makes me wonder.......

[darius_dax1]

Can I be Bluebeard??

[Darkone]

Me thinks you are the one in the closet.

[clixhunter]

ahhh darius.....welcome fellow unaffiliatedly affiliated. lower your sails and stop on in for some rum and sun. arrrr. blue type for the bluebeard.....;)

[clixhunter]

arrr we pirates are very secure with our masculinity. look at what we wear, we'd have to be:p . ask any woman who shed be more attracted to: 1. a swaggerin bad boy with a taste for adventure or 2. a stealthy sneaker and taker of lives.

hmmmmm???? 9 out of 10 prefer pirates....and the 10th well we cant talk about her here....

[Darkone]

Yes but those are my kind of women of course. I like all kinds including Space Minkey Chicks.

[clixhunter]

whats a space minkey chick?

i'm picturin a brown furred bird with antennaes.....am i close?

[Darkone]

YEs you are close. I know its not the man love you pirates are used to but it works:)

[clixhunter]

arrr man-love...what you been drinkin. every self respectin pirate enjoys the ladies. and whats more the ladies enjoy them.:cool:

wine woman and song....thats our motto.

[Darkone]

clixhunter you are now my Arch-enemy and yes you pansies would drink Wine.

[clixhunter]

do we have to put pink rings around our bases?:devious:

[Darkone]

Yup.:)

[Darkone]

Yup.:)

[clixhunter]

notice the new improved signature line:grin:

[Darkone]

Alright i can do that. You Evil fool, this has been fun:)

[clixhunter]

arrrrr i agree. :laugh:

[Squee]

i wish to be a pirate me mateys

[Darkone]

See now i can't leave you pirates alone as were arch enemies. I'll get you clixhunter i'll get you!!!!!:laugh:

[clixhunter]

welcome squee of the slave laborers.....what position or name ye want to be know by.....i be the head cannonner and master of parrots. arrrrr

[clixhunter]

arrr shiver me timbers, my arch enemy has found me....arrr

[Darkone]

I have and now you shall pay fool . We Shall sword fight *Swash Buckle*

[Squee]

i wish to be Swashbulkle the homicidel murdering pirate arrggg.......

[Squee]

btw i posted without seeing darkones post

[Darkone]

Hmm me thinks stelth is required beside if you KO me you get no double points:laugh:

[Squee]

*boom* i shot you with a cannon while your back was turned and you were busy talking to clixhunter

[Mjolnir]

Ho there rum swilling louts!
The Vikings say the Seas belong to us.... not some autocratic monkey-stripper worshippers.
We ruled ages ago and we will rule again.
And we are such manly men we don't need to wear sissy polka-dot bandanas or black pajama's like those weaselly spuds who try to sneak everywhere.....


We are here and we are here to plunder, pillage, and pillage and plunder.... and if we get around to it: plundering and pillaging.
You have been warned.
Mjolnir the Black

[Darkone]

OWWW that hurt but you failed to KO me so here eat a throwing star.*SLICE SLICE*

[Darkone]

SHUT UP VIKING BOY. I'll slice you with your own sword

[Squee]

throwing star tastes like donut yummmmm
btw there is a sword sticking out of your heart
(you're dead now)

[clixhunter]

hah hah *draws cutlass* "have at thee then!"

[Squee]

die stupid viking
who knows how you killed those poor defensles cows you get your horns from

[Darkone]

now how in the hell did you do that but #### that hurts. But i cannot die

[Squee]

considering your lungs are slopping around on the ground i must concur

[Darkone]

Hmm pirates and Vikings plus slave labor. AHHHHHHH its CANADA. RUN RUN AWAY

[clixhunter]

parry thrust pary thrust...ae battles have to be long ones ya know;)

[Darkone]

thrust parry missed parry you cut apiece of my costume. You fool

[Squee]

and what IS that thing you are wearing

[Darkone]

Standard hand Ninja Gear. Black body Suit. Why do you ask/ PERVERT

[RadicalX]

*stealthily sneaks aboard the ship, and steals all of the Captain Morgan* Woo hoo! Party on the Ninja thread! Sweet!! And by SWEET, I mean COMPLETELY AWESOME!!

How's it goin' Pirates? I see my fellow ninjas have been in and raisin' heck again. Guys, you can fight all you want, but please don't let it get out of hand like it did before, K? =)

Or I'll TOTALLY FLIP OUT and cut ALL of your heads off!!!! *plays his wicked-sweet ninja guitar*

I am SO pumped up right now!!!

[Darkone]

i'm here all alone and now you come running in here after i made an AE and everything. I need some of that Cap Morgan. pass the keg

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, I go into me cabin to enjoy a saucy wench, I come out, we got Mother ####in Vikings thinkin they can speak down to us, while you may have invented the plundering, we certainly perfected it. And I look to the left corner, Clixhunter has his Cutlass drawn and is takin jabs at Darkone whos putting hole in the ship with his thrownin stars, I have to say Cease this buffunery you imbussols! surely there's got to be another way to go about this.

*Pulls out Oneshot, shoots Darkone*

*Walks over to Clixhunter, socks him*

Hope you guys learned your lesson

Bluebeard welcome aboard, we need your position.

Squee, your also welcomed, position required.

Since KidRenegade619 has gone MIA, my Mutiny post has been ignored, and I remembered the deepest circle of hell be rented out to betrayeres, we be doin somethin different, since I am first mate, I'll take over until KidRenegade comes back

I'll put up the new call list as soon as I get our new recruits positions.

[Darkone]

*jumps overboard to avoid more bullets* * slices the carp out of the sails before jumping overboard with your ale* Thanks

[RadicalX]

As ship's ninja, I must say that Nightcrawler is TOTALLY SWEET! and by SWEET, I mean COMPLETELY AWESOME!! He totally didn't notice I took his rum...heheh

I'm so DRUNK right now! LOL

[Darkone]

*floating away on two barrels of ale* HA stupid pirates and clixhunter i'll get you when you wake up seeing how Nightcrawler KOd you for me. * floating away*

[clixhunter]

arrrrr nightcrawler...i cant believe you socked me for defending our honor.....arrrr make me walk the plank....but dont sock me...thems dirty socks and smelly too....phew, kidrenegade be in school learnin how to navigate by jellyfish luminescence.

[Hairydragontoe]

Ahemmmm....:mad:

Mr. Nightcrawler, don't think I missed your post of the call list a couple pages back. I know I've been MIA lately, but that shouldn't have to mean that my position as head pirate wench needs to be tossed overboard. I've been too worn out lately working, swabbing the deck at an unappreciative, scurvy-ridden B&B and slicing meats and cheeses with me dagger for a bunch of scallywags at the supermarket deli. But I can muster up some energy to throw on me wench outfit and drink up some ale and rum with ye boys, if it's still not bad luck to have me aboard!

Please don't leave me at the dock for the ninjas. I don't WANNA be an Elektra. :( :( :( :cry: sniffle

[clixhunter]

arrrr we wouldnt leave our good luck charm behind. ninjas have rabbits feet. we have a hairy dragons toe;)

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, realized KR619 was in his school, and I know you only be defending us pirates honor, but don't go blowin up our ship!

RadicalX: My Rum!?!? Eh, your obliged to as much rum as we pirates, I was just too drunk to notice it...I need a drinkin buddy.

[clixhunter]

nawww wouldnt dream of it. as long as we keep it to our thread, and no vulgarity all will be fine.

besides i would much rather wine woman and song than swash and buckle any day. arrrr me mateys have another pina colada and listen to some jimmy buffet tunes.....

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, cant beleive I forgot our Wench, here be the call list

KidRenegade619--Cap'n.
Nightcrawler87--himself--First mate.
clixhunter--chief cannoneer and leader of the parrot squadron.
Matrim--senoir squaking parrot.
RadicalX--Totally sweet American ninja and honorary pirate.
Shortest_Man--Nightcrawler87's Personal helper monkey.
redherringj--Swabby
Hairydragontoe--Head wench

I be sorry the day I forget to put you on our call list, and what ye be doin scrubbin the floor? Get up, you deserve to be in your own Cabin doin your Wench stuff...whatever that be...the new recruits need to be swabbin the deck, not you.

[Hairydragontoe]

YARRR

I forgive ye, First Mate Nightcrawler. Just don't let it happen again! :devious: :classic:

Now I've got just about a whole handle of rum here, who wants some?!

[clixhunter]

:cool: ummmm rummmmm ummmmm

[clixhunter]

to all pirates...masada could use some support right now, he is currently going through some difficult times. keep him in your thoughts and well wishes. and if you pray...those as well.

thanks.
mike

[Darkone]

#### Pirates shot me last night and KOd one of their own. But i shall return. As soon as i pull this bullet out of my arm and heal this cutlass wound on my chest. FOOLS. I got away with two barrels of Rum

[clixhunter]

heh foolish darkone....one smelly sock wont ko clixhunter the master of parrots...fly birds tear at his body, pelt him with ummmm pelts feather him with ummm feathers....he shall be messy and stinky and covered in bright feathers, so the next time he is visible......drink youre plundered rum and remember the pirates were lenient with you this time.

[Darkone]

next time i shall not come alone. of course last night i was not alone but that Radical X was drunk so:p plus i live to FLIP OUT another day

[Hairydragontoe]

hmmmm....

Should I spend a good deal of my paycheck today on a nifty cool pirate sword cutlass thingy at the antique store? Or should I save it for something else, like, food or cable bill, happy fun Indy clix in a few weeks or oh I don't know, seeing the pirate movie a couple more times before it leaves theatres. After all, a pirate wench has got to be prepared if she comes across a ninja in a dark ally. I don't do the damsel in distress thing. :p

[DS-00-0, FSD]

Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
After all, a pirate wench has got to be prepared if she comes across a ninja in a dark ally. I don't do the damsel in distress thing. :p

HDT,

You got any sausy friends that the ninja clan may be able to persuade to join up? I'm so bummed we do not have a ninja wench.


I cannot believe you goofy pirates only have eight members. See what happens when you tangle with the Ninjas?? We kill all yer crew!!!

[Darkone]

And get shot up for it:(

[Gacy's Clown]

We'll get us a wench, don't you worry about that!

[Darkone]

clixhunter, your time runs short. you shall soon taste Ninja steel. Foolish pirates with their ####ty birds. you shall all pay in time.:p

[clixhunter]

TICK TOCK....ooooo time runs short. i'm shakin in be buckle boots. ready the cannons men...look alive, now the dread ones threaten to steel our pirate wenches.....remember aim for thier pink PJ's....step on their ninja toes....and hold em while the parrots soil them and monkeys handle them.....then we'll blast them senseless

unless they want to share a marguerita with us...arr arr arr arr

[Darkone]

Originally posted by clixhunter

unless they want to share a marguerita with us...arr arr arr arr [/B]

your sexuality is indeed questionable. I shall have to strike later tonight as to avoid your wild pirate parties.

[Gargantua]

Arr, glad to see ye can't keep good, that is, bad pirates down. Pass me that bottle of rum and roll out the gangplank. I'm comin' aboard.

[clixhunter]

what? my sexuality is in question....let me ask the pirate ship followers......::bump step bump step bump step knocks on door:: oh ladies hows my sexuality?

"oooo clixhunter is the best. he can do things with that pegleg of his that make us women swoon....and dont get us started on his hook....oooooo"

::bump step bump step bump step:: arrr there ya have it first errr hook me sexuality is never in question, just cause i like jimmy buffet songs....pirates and parrotheads go together....arrr arrr arrr

[clixhunter]

arrr welcom gargantua....what position ya want on the hms heroclix arrr

[RadicalX]

*stumbles out of the holds, reeking of rum* Wooooooo!!! Hey!! I was here the whole time and you didn't know!!! NINJA STEALTH!!! Yeah...that's it....I'm gonna go pass out again...er...I mean....drink again....er...I mean...go into SWEET ninja STEALTH mode!! *falls into a barrel of rum*

[Darkone]

:laugh:

[Darkone]

Thats it i've had it*pulls out sword and jumps towards clixhunter. kicks Gar in the chest and springboards at clixhunter*

[clixhunter]

dodges to the left pulling cutlass and whistles for parrots....which begin to land overhead

[Gargantua]

arrr welcom gargantua....what position ya want on the hms heroclix arrr

Arr, I do declare meself quartermaster of this here vessel, an' if anyone's got a problem with that they can take it up with the business end of me cutlass. Har, har, har.

[Darkone]

springs back after landing on feet and bowls into clixhunter knocking away both our swords and knock radical x out of his barrel and overboard

[RadicalX]

*deftly lands on top of the now-floating barrel...* Drunken Master! Wooo!

[clixhunter]

grabs rope and swings out over the ocean and around to the rear of the ship gives second whistle command and the parrots begin circling....."surrender or face the wrath of feathers arrrr!"

[Darkone]

Throws five throwing stars at the parrots and a sixth at the rope plus one at Rad X just to test him. Regains sword and strikes a pose

[Gargantua]

All right. All ninjas off the ship. Yer cut off. no more rum for you. Go drink your wimpy sake somewhere else.

[Darkone]

one more throwing star at gar so he'll shut up and get back to his "cabin boy" quarters

[Darkone]

Jumps overboard to join Rad X for some drinking and swearing at pirates. Slices the sail on the way out. sails ruined
Bye

[clixhunter]

final whistle command is given and the parrots start doing fly bys....splat splat splat....the pink pjs turn white...arrr arrr arrr

[RadicalX]

*hides in the barrel from flying dung....*

[Nightcrawler87]

Arr, I must thank you Dark one, Gar deserved it, thinkin he be in charge, yarr, I be the on in charge of this ship for the time bein *Draws Cutlass* and as fer the rest of ya', if you wanna Challenge me I be up for a fight, I'd fight me own mother if it came down to it, Yarrr. I need a drink, but it looks as if me fav barrel has been floated off with Yarr, Radical, we could a been good drinkin buddies, but you floated off with me rum, I get agitated when I dont have me rum *Draws Cutlass, stabs one of Clixhunter's Parrots* Yarr where's me rum?!?!

*Swaggers off yelling*

[clixhunter]

not worry oh cranky first mate...look: ::hands him a spyglass, he looks through it and sees 20 parrots flying in close formation ...suspended between them is a rather large keg of rum, a cask of fine spanish brandy, a slab of ribs, a lifetime subscription to ladies of the caribean( penthouse edition) and some really nice looking cookies.

[Gacy's Clown]

The only lady that would be in that issue is Hairydragontoe and I seriously doubt she's THAT much of a wench to allow herself to be viewed by all you frisky "pirates". Go rub on each other and do it like your daddy taught ya.

*Totally sick guitar wails in the distance*

[Nightcrawler87]

*String Snaps*

Yarr, Gacy's Clown, obviously you dont know how to play the guitar, watch

*Busts out awesome Jimmy buffet song*

Thats how you play the guitar, Yarr!

Nows that I got me rum back, I can continue to play all day long!

*Busts out Jimmy Hindrex*

Yarr, picks up magazine, 'Sexy Wenches of the sea'

YARR!!!!

[Gacy's Clown]

Now, Buffett I can see as being an obvious "pirate", but Hendrix??? I had no clue. I really pity him now.

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, wasn't implyin that hendrix was a pirate, just the greatest guiarist ever, if you want a true pirate, then look at Keith Richards, Yarr.

[Darkone]

*sneaks aboard ship*

[clixhunter]

avast...ye shant be sneakin here...cant you here the parrots squawkin .....begone...ye honorless death dealer.

[Darkone]

D@mn. *jumps overboard after slicing a parrot*

[Darkone]

* starts drilling holes in side of ship*:p

[clixhunter]

pulls pistol and fires at our resident mole...-Bam- shoots drill out of hand, it disappears beneath the waves.....

load the 6lb cannon....with grapeshot.

[Darkone]

Swims to rear of ship and climbs up clixhunters rope from other night. Emerges on deck with sword and 2 throwing stars

[Nightcrawler87]

Steps out of Cabin, shoots Darkone

"Fire the Cannon!"

[darius_dax1]

Arrrrhhhhhhhh...mates. I just returned from a Caribbean adventure most grand. I was part of Captain Jack Sparrow's crew. We hunted the seas for the dread pirate Captain Barbosa and the Black Pearl...Captain Sparrow's ship 'twas mutinied by that scurvy dog! What an adventure it was!

[ThorsWatch]

**smoke bomb**

ahhh...as of now all you pirates can consider yourselfs sunken!

teleports to parot cages

this is for Darkone!

<_**-_poly this!_-**_>

[ThorsWatch]

its all ok parrot-less pirates.

i opened up a cemetary for all the flying rats.

go check it out and bury your headless friend

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, what you be doin to our parrots you sick freak!?!? *Draws Cutlass*
Yarr, those pink pajamas just make you gay huh?
Arrr, lets make a deal, If you put the parrot down, I wont smash your guitar...

[clixhunter]

thorswatch...those were bats you blew up...doh!....arrr thought ninjas were smarter than that.

parrots dont look like flying rats........

me parrots spend the day outside...not in cages...ahhh you silly ninjas.

load the cannons again!

[Darkone]

Crawls over board bleeding. Swearing. Throws tear gas

[clixhunter]

a dozen parrots come at my beck and call and flap their wings furiously to push the tear gas off the ship.....whew close call.

[Darkone]

hmm the bird man of the HMS heroclix. I see. But alas no fight tonight. I have to nurse my 2nd bullet wound at the hands of Nightcrawler87. I shall have my vengance. You pirates i..babbling from blood loss...slips below water level..gurggle.

[Nightcrawler87]

*Laughs at Darkone*

Yarr, throw the net, row in Dark One no one who can make a Pirate smile deserves to sleep in davey jones's locker. Maybe we can make him a pirate...

[Darkone]

"Over my dead body. lock me in the brig but i shall not be a pirate".dumped out of net. *KO'd*

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, fine, throw him down in the brig, we can bring him up during meals and he can be our entertainment. And when he's not dancing around like a fool, we can have him polish our decks, and peel the potatoes.

Welcome to the meanest fun-loving pirates to ever sail the seven seas!

[Darkone]

Carp. Now i'm a prisoner huh? This sucks foolish pirates my Ninja friends will save me. Don't i get phone call?:grin:

[Nightcrawler87]

No, no phone call for you.

[Darkone]

Carp. Just do me a favor and put the cattle prods away. well its night night time for prisoners. I'll just be here tomorrow. I hate parrots

[clixhunter]

sends a few parrots down to keep darkone company:laugh:

they say things like: "wake up" "darkone likes pink pj's"
"get your used ninja toes here" all night long .....maybe you can teach them a few ninja phrases;) see you in the morning with some good ole fashion pirate breakfast....rum and swill.

[Darkone]

Yumm. Wait a minute. I have to spend my Birthday in a Brig. SON OF A #####. NOOOOOOOOO. RUM:)

[clixhunter]

is it your birthday?

[Darkone]

Sept 7th:)

[clixhunter]

well happy bday tomorrow....if youre not rescued by midnite...we'll take the parrots out, leave you with a saucy pirate wench, and a keg of rum.....we arent totally cruel;)

[Darkone]

Yes. Well i must say your nice pirates but of course we still are AE:) . I hope swome one saves me but any way NIGHT. Thanks foir the wench see ya for rum and swill in morn. Peace

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, we wont make you dance or do anything till after your B-Day,until then, enjoy pirate wench and a keg of rum. See ya in the mornin, sleep well, if it starts to leak, just plug it up with some cloth we gots down there.

[clixhunter]

after all you did drill the holes;)

[ThorsWatch]

distant crys from land

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday fellow ninja
who smells like dead parrots and ale
Darkone!

[Gacy's Clown]

Happy B-Day, and if you really need any explanation on why the "pirates" have a cattle prob on their ship, you need your head cut off!!!

[clixhunter]

ahhh we only do a little prodding with it, and mainly to help folks walk the plank....arrrrrr

:: knocks on jail door:: hows it going, how was the swill? we have a b-day cake for you . sing it parrots

"raaa happy birfday to yu raaa
happy birfday to yu raaa
happy birfday mean darkwon raaaa
happy birfday to yu raaa squawk raaa" flap flap

(and a mean macaw says "and noooo morrrrrr")

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, my b'day wishes go out to you to
*Throws costume down stairs*
Seeya at dinner time, you better be in this Jester suit, and be ready to dance or I'll shoot you in the foot!

"Someone get me a keg, Yarr"

[Darkone]

I guess i shall dance. #### pirates. Oh well. They gave me Rum. this war is rather friendly but he. *kills parrrot* it i'll make a cool birthday hat.:)

[Darkone]

I guess i shall dance. #### pirates. Oh well. They gave me Rum. this war is rather friendly but he. *kills parrrot* it i'll make a cool birthday hat.:)

[Darkone]

Can i go home now?

[clixhunter]

unlocks cell door, "as long as you wear the jesters outfit til you reach shore...heres a good stiff drink for the road" happy birthday again!"

squawk happy birfday
:grin:

[Darkone]

#### nice pirates i say. PEACE. Cool out fit

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, glad you like it, had a swabby do it for you.

[Darkone]

But of course you know this means War. We shall fight another day but now i must go celebrate. Night to you. I must party. Peace my pirates peace

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, 200 posts!

Rum for everyone!

tonight we feast!

[darius_dax1]

Somebody asked if which Legoland piece they should buy....The Pirate or the Ninja...I told them both.

[Darkone]

*climbs on deck* Greetings Pirates. Your all hung over so i have come to fight. *stabs first pirate* pulls two throwing stars. READY

[Darkone]

Ahh too hung over huh? well good rest to you. *jumps over board* leaves vial of sleeping gas.

[clixhunter]

while the cannoneer sleeps a parrot picks up the vial and flies it over the nearby ninja village and drops it off.

:: squawk sleepy dreams ninjas::

[Darkone]

Climbs aboard. ties clixhunter face down to his bed. Leaves him alone in his locked room with Richard Simmons.*screams echo through the HMS Heroclix*Kills another parrot.:p :eek: :classic:

[clixhunter]

::mumbled cries for help:: a swabby stumbles in hung over...sees panic on clixhunters face and richard simmons showing him how to eat:confused: healthy. pushes simmons out the door and unties clix.

::stands and shakes fist at the ceiling:: "I'll get you darkone!"

[Darkone]

NEVER

[KidRenegade619]

Hey guys I been away alot because computer is not working, I am at my fgriends house now but I don't use his computer for stuff like this. I give Nightcrawler87 leader ship of the Pirates for now. I don't know how long I will be gone for so pray for your captain! trying to get a laptop now so send me money if you'd like!

NightCrawler can you please let the rest of the X-clan know of my situation?

thanks

Skull and Crossbones forever!

[Darkone]

*jumps onboard ready to fight now.* Lets go clixhunter. I'm gonna kill some parrots and maybe take one of your legs:eek:

[Darkone]

OHH the coward ran off with RICHARD SIMMONS. I KNEW IT

[Darkone]

OHH the coward ran off with RICHARD SIMMONS. I KNEW IT

[Nightcrawler87]

*Steps out from cabin*

"Yarr, shut up, I got a hangover"

*Shoots Darkone*

mumble-mumble, #### ninjas, mumble-mumble, Clixhunter leave richard simmons alone, mumble-mumble gotta go back to sleep, mumble-mumble.

[darius_dax1]

clixhunter and Darkone are archenemies...cool What color shoes do you guys wear?

[Silver Viper]

Yarrrrr, how yall doin? ya scaliwags? I'd had to get meself away from them yippin landlovers if yarr know what I mean? What can I do a board yar mighty ship?

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, SV, we definaetly need a crows nest guy, want the job?

[clixhunter]

arrr didnt run off WITH richard simmons...rather RAN him off.

arrr darius....we made our AE color pink ...to match Darkones PJ's.

a swabby freed me darkone....did ya get me gift...arrr arrr arrr ya cant take one of my legs....i only have one...the others a peg ye daft ninja.

[Silver Viper]

yarr, i've had better, but if thats what yal give thats i'll take it. Thanks for me position, better than cleanning the poop deck i guess. *sits in crows nest*

[clixhunter]

welcome aboard silver viper.....have some rum.

[Nightcrawler87]

Welcome abourd then! be sure to put the skulls and crossbones in your sig.

*Swaggers off*

[darius_dax1]

I can't fit any more in my sig!

[Silver Viper]

Yar, thank you. Me could use a good old swig. Yar, I'll get to the skull and cross bones sometime soon. yar

[Darkone]

Pirates pirates pirates you have shot AT me three times and yet i still come back don't I. And i'm the only ninja that dares attack you. yet you can't stop me. yes you locked me up once but i'm free now. *draws sword*LETS ROCK

[Silver Viper]

yar you're all talk and no play. Me crew probably missed cuz we like a little rum every now and then ya see(takes swigg of rum). But we'll get ya soon or later. *shoots wildly at darkone*

[Darkone]

*dives forwards* *Brings up sword knocking gun away*:p *Strikes pose*

[Silver Viper]

yer all show ya yippin landlover. *pulls out pirate sword and knocks darkone's sword out of his hand* I'm going off ter me bed. stupid ninja.

[Darkone]

*throwing stars out* *throws 3 at Silver Viper's back* *Night Night Pirate boy. back to the crows nest with ya*

[Silver Viper]

YARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Everythings going black. Yarrr. Let me mom know these last ere words......wait a sec, those things have rubber points on them! YAR me back is sore. darn ninjas. Well I guess me better get back to my crows nest.
*climbs ladder while flinching at sore back*

[Darkone]

*Starts Sawing through Mast* HEhehehe. Going down Silver boy. Hehehehe. Finished now drilling through Deck. HAHAHAHAHA

[Darkone]

No mast, holy(hehehehe) deck. HAHAHAHA. Lights a match and tosses it into the cargo hold. Dives overboard and swims to shore and the HMS Heroclix begins to burn. UMMM Roasted Parrot UMMM*drools*

[Darkone]

from shore. Backlit Darkone. in the distance on a black ocean the HMS Heroclix burns as Darkone Slams a SWEET RIFF ON HIS GUITAR. FIRE IN THE SKY

[clixhunter]

parrot bucket brigade dumps tons of water on burning ship.....after multiple trips...the fires out...crew works long hours repairing ship....cannons fire repeatedly at the jig dancing figure of darkone. no more rum for him. attack us fine.....but burn our ship arrrrr that just gets me dander up.

[Darkone]

Ninja Dart Note -Reads :p

[clixhunter]

-BOOOOM- a cannon shell explodes nearby darkone, kicking up dirt into his face. "thats for settin the ship afire you scallywag"

whats with the cryptic comment...."ninja dart note...reads?"

[Darkone]

My note on a dart said :p . You silly pirate. are we having to much fun with this?

[Nightcrawler87]

Yarr, #### ninja I shoot you twice, you come back, you cut our mast in half, and burn our ship, the mast woulda been fine, but you burned me ship, and forced us as a crew to repair, I didn't get much sleep, that makes me cranky, and incredibly pissed off, prepare to die.

*Pops three shots off into Darkone's torso, grabs him by the coller and drags him off into the brig*

*Shoots him in both his legs, ties him up*

Now, you stay here, and bleed, the rum was the first to go in the fire, and now I got splinter in me ### and hands from repairin the ship.

*Swaggers and almost falls*

Dang, without me rum, I'm losin me balance. One of ye Swabby fetch me somethin incredibly loaded with Alcohol.

AS for you Darkone, if you stop blledin enough, we just may make ya govener of your own island, until then...

*Slams door shut, bolts it, footsteps can be heard goin clumsily up the stairs followed by*

"Where's Me RUM??!!??"

[Darkone]

*Laughter fills the brig* Delussional from loss of blood. Darkone breaks into a fit of laughter. HEhehehehehe....

[clixhunter]

:: footsteps can be heard purposely coming down the steps, the bolt is pulled back, the door opens...and there he stands
burning red eyes, hook on one hand, pistol in the other, 20 parrots with singed feathers and peglegs....glare as well.

Clixhunter thows sugar all over darkone...and dumps his army ant farm out on the deck..."i hope they keep you company ye blasted ninja"

[Darkone]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA. HEHEHEHEHE. OHH pretty ants. *Screaming in pain*

[Hairydragontoe]

*pirate wench HDT finds her way back into the thread and gives all the handsome pirates a friendly peck on their cheeks*

(no funny business, I finally bought the cool pirate sword at the antique store today, and TyeDyeSamurai knows how to use it)

Anyways, I've gotta get some pirate underlings to come do my work for me, so I have more time to play on HCR. Now I've missed a lot again and gotta go back and reread and it's bedtime already. yarrr:(

But I got a piiirate sword I got a piiiiirate sword! *mightily unsheaths sword* *drops scabbard on foot* ARRRRR! :p

[zapdos]

ALL LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU WILL JOIN THE INSOMNIACS!!! now repeat that to yourself.

[clixhunter]

arrr HDT ye need to have our good samurai friend teach ye not to drop your scabbard, and watch the (ducks) ropes...(ducks again) whooa put that thing away before you kill one of the parrots.

TDS please give her lessons soooon.

by the way thanks for the cheek peck :o

[EvilGenius]

After the mighty presence of the dread pirate clixhunter receedes to the top deck, a shadow silently grows in the brig. After a moment, a voice that sounds like a mix of awesome guitar riffs, the shriek of metal on bone, and of dripping blood boils out of the shadows.

"I am Yoshio Yamada -san. You are Akira Kato -san. I have come to free you from your torment, brother."

At this, the-form-that-is-as-black-as-the-sight-of-a-dead-man tenses, then totally flips out and sunders the door to Akira Kato -san's cell and cuts through his chains. Before further action can be taken, there is a swift movement, an authoritative whuff of blood red smoke, and the distant wail of an awesome guitar riff, the-form-that-is-as-black-as-the-sight-of-a-dead-man disappears from the smelly pirate hold.

a whisper follows upon the wind created by his exit, "no ninja should suffer captivity at the hands of pirates ....... "

Originally posted by clixhunter
:: footsteps can be heard purposely coming down the steps, the bolt is pulled back, the door opens...and there he stands
burning red eyes, hook on one hand, pistol in the other, 20 parrots with singed feathers and peglegs....glare as well.

Clixhunter thows sugar all over darkone...and dumps his army ant farm out on the deck..."i hope they keep you company ye blasted ninja"

[norman_fell]

do you have to post in a narrative style to post on this thread? Just in case here goes...
Norman fell walks onto the deck of the pirate ship, and declares "who will join the awesome insomiacs clan, well really its more of a sleeping disorder, so I guess some of you could already be members. put down that warm milk and nytol and join up"

[zapdos]

I am Marth, Leader of the Insomniacs. If one of you does not join, It will not be a pretty sight. (Pulls his sword)

[Nightcrawler87]

yarr, *Draws sword* finally, a duel, these pathetic ninjas bring no fight with there butter knives and rubber-tipped throwing stars, and as for you Evil Genius, you may have Darkone back, we were through torturing him, and here *tosses jester suit* you may be able to use this in your 'games' *coughs* later *coughs again* tonight *Laughs histarically* I--I'm sorry, your just so pathetic lookin in your pink Pj's.

"Boys, introduce Mr. Genius and his bunny slippers here to Davey Jones's Locker, Yarr!"

[EvilGenius]

Originally posted by Nightcrawler87
"Boys, introduce Mr. Genius and his bunny slippers here to Davey Jones's Locker, Yarr!"

A ghostly voice from far away grates over the wind, "Catch me if you can, pegleg. For I am as elusive as the wind, and am even now safe in our totally awesome Ninja Fortress (which is far inland), and am only speaking to you at all through my sweet Ninja magic!"

Ghostly laughter echoes about the deck.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

































:laugh:

[Darkone]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe:p

[DS-00-0, FSD]

**Silently rides the eastern wind and slips onto the pirate tread like a totally sweet scene from Crouching Tiger**

**POW** **SOCK** **BOFF**

~~Gives a few uppercits to the dusty family jewels of several pirates~~

*pinch*

~~Gooses HDT :eek: and leaps away deftly before anyone can react~~

***Totally awesome guitar licks are heard in the back ground as the Ninja Space Monkey heads out in search of more victims***

[drhyde2003]

kicks DS00-000,00F,SD off boat. flips oUT Totally, jabs, cuts, chops, leap out from undercover. socks self in jimmy, jumps off boat (then flies off like in the matrix--haha)

[zapdos]

I will battle the leader and one of his crew in a 2-2 battle.