Justice League vs. Lynyrd Skynyrd

[ASpaceBoyDream]

The World's Greatest Superheroes up against the Guitar Army, circa-Second Helping.

Superman vs. Ed King, Fender Stratocaster
Batman vs. Ronnie Van Zant, Lead vocals
Wonder Woman vs. Allen Collins, Gibson Firebird
Flash vs. Bob Burns, Drums
Green Lantern vs. Gary Rossington, Gibson Les Paul
Aquaman vs. Leon Wilkeson, Firebird Bass
Martian Manhunter vs. Billy Powell, Keyboards

Can the JLA prevail, or will Skynyrd pull off a virtually impossible victory?

[Billy Jack]

ROFLMAO Justice League vs Freebird. I some how see them uniting and then putting a hurting on Molly Hatchet. It's just a pet theory.

:) :knockedou

[TheBeyonder]

I think with a little help from the spirit of Donnie, Skynard would easily take the win.OOOOHHHH That smell.

[saxman0829]

I just really want to see the wonder twins vs. the captian and tenieil

[Billy Jack]

Nah I want to see Bat's throw down with Meat Loaf.
I mean you would have the Batman throwing down with the guy who wrote Bat out of Hell it's a classic. And after watching Fight Club, Black Top, and Red Dog, well Meat's one dude you don't wanna double cross.

[CquinnO27]

Man, I laughed my butt off when I saw the title of this thread. :p

[Billy Jack]

I laughed my rear off too. Now it's come back with a vengance. :) :) :)

[tyroc]

Seriously though, the JLA would win hands down. Lynard Skynard were never that good and none of them have super powers.

Even if you said Batman versus Lynard Skynard it would be closer, but batman would still clean their clocks.
Perhaps a more fair battle would be JLA versus the Rolling Stones. I mean Mick can grow to huge hieghts like in the "Your Love is Strong" video (quite possibly wrong title) Also, Keith is unstoppable. He can't be killed.

[Grappler]

The Rolling Stones would completely dominate the JLA. After all, NOTHING and I do mean NOTHING affects Keith Richards! He is abel to survive the ages better than Apocolypse!

[ASpaceBoyDream]

Originally posted by tyroc
Even if you said Batman versus Lynard Skynard it would be closer, but batman would still clean their clocks.

Yeah, but only if he had time to prepare.

Originally posted by Grappler
The Rolling Stones would completely dominate the JLA. After all, NOTHING and I do mean NOTHING affects Keith Richards! He is abel to survive the ages better than Apocolypse!

Well, the JLA have had experience dealing with Richards' DCU equivalent, Vandal Savage, so I think that gives them an edge.