Mysterious Box Delivered to WizKids

[eboladude]

Originally posted by grendelboy
Did anyone actually call? I'd expect a rather icy reception(ist).

Nah, nice-sounding guy on the phone ... who was totally flummoxed as to WHY I was calling.

[Puuka]

What, did the Ninja Butt Monkey scare everyone?

[CquinnO27]

Flipping buddha on a stick, they still have not told us what the hell is in the box?!:angry:

[eboladude]

Ummm ... what were we actually talking about?

Oh yeah ... the BOX!

[Puuka]

Originally posted by eboladude
Ummm ... what were we actually talking about?

Oh yeah ... the BOX!

What box?

[eboladude]

That box full of naked pirate ninja monkeys

[ohcysp]

Guessing what's in the box would be so much easier if the "Claravoyance for Dummies" book I ordered would get here already, But I do expect it soon.

[neworder01]

OPEN THE FREAKING BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thugit]

Originally posted by ohcysp
Guessing what's in the box would be so much easier if the "Claravoyance for Dummies" book I ordered would get here already, But I do expect it soon.


I think it's in the box.

[PharmtekBobby]

It's Gwenneth Paltrow's head...like at the end of Seven!!

[CaptainDamon]

The Box? I thought all this chatter and excitement was about the Sentinel in the picture--I didn't even notice the box!

[carterhall98]

My guess for what is in the box:

A Baxter building 3-d map including exclusive figures.

DC will get the Daily planet!

[the_iron_man]

:eek: there isnt tape on the box the tape is drawn on the box you may have cheaped out on the paint jobs wizkids but now you have gone too far

[dj_sha]

Over fifty pages and it still hasn't been announced??!!?!?! Maybe they're waiting for a full 24 hours to pass...

[CaptainDamon]

Oh, and open the box!

[CaptainDamon]

Did they open the box yet?

[ohcysp]

Originally posted by dj_sha
Over fifty pages and it still hasn't been announced??!!?!?! Maybe they're waiting for a full 24 hours to pass...

Right now we're about 25 hrs from the picture posted on the WizKids site.

[ohcysp]

Originally posted by CaptainDamon
Did they open the box yet?

Yep, Your too late. They gave everyone but you a quick peek then closed it, but we're not allowed to talk about Fight Club... I mean... umm... I said nothing.

[CaptainDamon]

Maybe, while no one was looking, the box was stolen from Heroclix Headquarters, and they just don't want to tell us...

[drgnoftyr]

i think it's next years convention prizes that would be sweet;)

[secretwarrior]

Maybe Monday?



oh wait HC stuff is always announced on weds no?

[CaptainDamon]

Originally posted by ohcysp
Yep, Your too late. They gave everyone but you a quick peek then closed it, but we're not allowed to talk about Fight Club... I mean... umm... I said nothing.

Awww, jeeze! More names to add to my list of people to kill, I suppose...

Oh, and open the box!

[Hairydragontoe]

Originally posted by ohcysp
Right now we're about 25 hrs from the picture posted on the WizKids site.

We need to have a thing in the bottom corner of the screen to keep track of how many hours the box has been left unopen. And color coded, too! A la Fox News Channel. I'd say right now the Box Alert level is at Red. Once it reaches Orange Wizkids better start restricting the air space around the box. Could be trouble!:devious:

[ohcysp]

Okay, we need to look at this logically. WizKids office is most likely open 8 or 9 to 5pm PST, that gives them just over two and a half hours to open the box for all to see. Now if that doesn't happen, they we may have to wait untill monday. If so, we need to take a deep breath, relax and be patient putting together the mail bombs we are all going to sent to there offices for retaliation to this painfull c**k tease they've put us through the last 25hrs of out fanatic lives. Whoossaaa

[ohcysp]

Yep, the voices have started talking to me again. Stress opens the Pandora's box of psychotic events... THAT'S IT! IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!

[Bluelantern]

Maybe its the other big G man (not Liddy) Giganto Mole Man's pet monster.

[Puuka]

What's it gots in it's Box's?

http://www.hcrealms.com/images/criticalmass/cm001.jpg

[CaptainDamon]

Open the Box!

¡Abierta la Caja!

Ouvrir la Boîte!

Offen der Kasten!

Aperto la Scatola!

Open de Doos!

Aberto a Caixa!

Откройте Коробку!

Åpn Esken!

Abra a caixa!

Opinn de Kassi!

Aperi Arca!

[crookedtooth]

that IS the funniest thing i have ever read posted related to HC

[boneyard]

If they don't open it soon, it looks like we'll be seeing the following headline:

"Mysterious box left unopened. Returned to sender."

[Lex Luthor Jr]

Personally, I say DON'T open the box.

I'd much rather see what's behind Door Number One.

[Puuka]

Singe Ninjas De Bout
Mono Ninjas Del Extremo
KolbencAffe Ninjas
Scimmia Ninjas Di Estremità
Macaco Ninjas Do Butt

[Puuka]

Come on, 17 away from 800 posts

[X-MenMaster]

Let me state again Pleeeeeeeeease be Galactus, the shop i get heroclix said they no nothing about the box or anything only thing they new is about cm and unleased. A friend that works there could be the dragon from the thor comics, he also stated a fig like of Galactus size would range 35-40 bucks.but If the Lord of Heroclix can grant GALATCTUS enter Heroclix.

[skyounkin]

Okay-sorry but due to my short attention span and apathy condition


I no longer care what's in the box.............................

[jedah_s]

personally i think its the cryogenically frozen head of walt disney

[BlackDragon122]

man, one day later an still nothing!

[BlackDragon122]

jedah, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAWM MINE!!!

[Puuka]

Originally posted by jedah_s
personally i think its the cryogenically frozen head of walt disney

We played a Changeling: the Dreaming module where we had to get the head of WD as a balefire for an unseelie freehold

[the_iron_man]

I think it's ovious what 's in the box i's obviously Demothenes1 (is that how you spell it) Wizkids hunted him down and has put him inside the box for giving away the secret of Powerbomb

[msdiener]

I'm surprised that all you clixers who have been demanding Alpha Flight clixs haven't figured this out yet:

The box is

Box!

The next Alpha Flight character they are going to preview is Puck. I was able to find the preview picture, along with pictures of his unique and LE. Go here:

http://shopping.yahoo.com/b_pucks_21525849

You have to love Canadian superhero teams.

[SonofVader]

Hm... the thread is slowing down... and we're almost 4/5 of the way there... lessee...

Game? Anyone?

We could play the city game...

[shin-goji]

Sweet Monkey Jesus! This is getting out of control. If WK dissappoints, I foresee riots rivaling the "Cartman's Dad" episode fiasco.

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by Puuka
We played a Changeling: the Dreaming module where we had to get the head of WD as a balefire for an unseelie freehold

in all the time i played v:tm, i met 2 people who played changeling.
you make #3

[Ms_Marvel_77]

places mind cap on head

MUST NOT ...THINK...ABOUT ...BOX....

I shall resist!!!....

*eerrrrgghhh* Trying...... oh......musnt.....

AHHH!

The power of The Box!!! It has overcome me!!!
:classic: Open it, please?

[Puuka]

Originally posted by shin-goji
Sweet Monkey Jesus! This is getting out of control. If WK dissappoints, I foresee riots rivaling the "Cartman's Dad" episode fiasco.

Sweet Monkey Jesus
http://www.boomspeed.com/puuka/baboonSMJ.jpg

[m1s1n]

Somehow I see us all being dissapointed by what's in the box.

[shin-goji]

If WIzkids is smart they'll show pictures of the box slowly opening week by week.

[Puuka]

Originally posted by jedah_s
in all the time i played v:tm, i met 2 people who played changeling.
you make #3

It's a good game. You can play the political intriegue of V:tM, the fantastical magical adventure of M:tA or the brute fighting of W:tA

[DarthJer]

Hey! Have you guys heard about some mysterious box that Wizkids recieved a few days ago? I read on some message board that it's a real-live Sentinel that thinks it's Jennifer Garner!

I'll see if I can find the link and I'll post it here...

I can't wait to see the stuff inside!

[shin-goji]

Puuka, you continue to amaze and confound me.

[m1s1n]

Originally posted by shin-goji
If WIzkids is smart they'll show pictures of the box slowly opening week by week.
I think some people would commit suicide if they did that.

[jedah_s]

you know... with all the strange words that are censored on this board...
i'm surprised box is acceptable
;)

[DarthJer]

I found it! Check this out!

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76600

This box looks totally rad!

[Puuka]

Originally posted by shin-goji
Puuka, you continue to amaze and confound me.

Excelent, my plan is working...:devious:

[SonofVader]

DarthJer ~ that's one of the funniest links I've ever clicked on.

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by Puuka
It's a good game. You can play the political intriegue of V:tM, the fantastical magical adventure of M:tA or the brute fighting of W:tA

just curious, what kith did you play?

[Puuka]

Originally posted by DarthJer
I found it! Check this out!

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76600

This box looks totally rad!

It's another Pineapple type rumor. There is no box

[Puuka]

Originally posted by jedah_s
just curious, what kith did you play?

Um... Pookas.

[Cosmic Crow]

IT IS OATU!

[ohcysp]

Originally posted by jedah_s
in all the time i played v:tm, i met 2 people who played changeling.
you make #3


I have the books for V:tm, W:ta, C:td, W:to. but I never got the Mage books. I've GM 2 W:ta, and 1 V:tm games, but the friends I game with had the hardest time getting into them. So we mainly play Classic MSH RPG. And now, of couse, HC. I always wished I had a crew willing to get heavy into the these games though.

[Cosmic Crow]

OATU!!!!

[Cosmic Crow]

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[skeevo666]

Originally posted by Zarathos
My God, it's full of stars!


I think you should take a stress pill and think about this, Dave :)

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by ohcysp
I have the books for V:tm, W:ta, C:td, W:to. but I never got the Mage books. I've GM 2 W:ta, and 1 V:tm games, but the friends I game with had the hardest time getting into them. So we mainly play Classic MSH RPG. And now, of couse, HC. I always wished I had a crew willing to get heavy into the these games though.

my wife and i used to ffrp v:tm on irc, lots of channels on there (she's run her own for over 8 years now), i've never actually played vampire with pen and paper.

hehe i have every planescape product tsr produced.... never played a game. couldn't find anyone who was interested.

[ohcysp]

Originally posted by jedah_s
my wife and i used to ffrp v:tm on irc, lots of channels on there (she's run her own for over 8 years now), i've never actually played vampire with pen and paper.

hehe i have every planescape product tsr produced.... never played a game. couldn't find anyone who was interested.


Isn't that always the way with what some would consider the "Obscure" RPG's.

[Bluelantern]

Uatu is the watcher so is Oatu his hawaiian brother?

Hopefully it's not a note saying you've been sold to Wizards of the Coast.

[ohcysp]

Allright, WizKids is now closed for the weekend. We are now screwed untill monday for any chance of getting in that #### box. Try and have a good weekend and we'll get a team together to storm the corporate offices late sunday night.

[Cosmic Crow]

Slight misspelling.Oatu was the brother from Pennsylvania.The one who gave us Quaker Oats.

[skeevo666]

Originally posted by Guardian
It's a whole lot of puddin'...


About $240 worth . . ,

[Cosmic Crow]

You must be a democrat.

[Bluelantern]

Poor little thing is going to die stuck in the box over the weekend.

[daveA]

imagine in the box is a fig you can olny win in a random contest and there is olny one

[thugit]

Hey look everyone, it's vende--- I mean look everyone, it's daveA!

[jedah_s]

if they wait too long, whatever happens to be in the box won't live up to expectations.
if this isn't resolved by monday it won't matter if it's galactus, 3d maps, or jenny mccarthy dressed up like wonder woman who'll come over and keep me company while i build my teams.
....
sorry, lost track of what point was trying to make.

[MoffProulx]

Wizkids sent an email to all Venues today:

On their convention schedule:
Also, GAMA (Gaming Association for retailers) should not be missed this year, especially if you are a HeroClix® fan . . .

Last year it was the Mech Warrior Drop ship...

Guess we'll find out then!

[drexxonn]

It's the monolith form 2001... no a life sized Kirby!

[Cosmic Crow]

It actually is a large piece of wood dressed in a cowl with pointy ears called Bat-Branch.After you finish using it as a game piece,you can stick it in the fireplace to keep you warm and cozy.

[dj_sha]

I must admit, the people at Wizkids are pretty big wimps. It's been a whole day and none of them have worked up the nerve to "open a box?" Come on guys, it's not that hard.

[Howard d. duck]

Originally posted by daveA
[i like every one [/B]
:confused:

[Puuka]

Originally posted by dj_sha
I must admit, the people at Wizkids are pretty big wimps. It's been a whole day and none of them have worked up the nerve to "open a box?" Come on guys, it's not that hard.

It can't be a kitten in the box, all the pussies are outside of the box working at WK...:p

[daveA]

Originally posted by Howard d. duck
:confused:
wats bad about liking everyone

[Howard d. duck]

I'm joking you're cool

[daveA]

Originally posted by Howard d. duck
I'm joking you're cool
well yea i am

[skeevo666]

Originally posted by Howard d. duck
I'm joking you're cool


Unless you're a banned weenie back for more . . .

[thugit]

You're also uzzzing a different id than the last time you were here.

Do all your id's like everyone?

[thugit]

Originally posted by skeevo666
Unless you're a banned weenie back for more . . .

Skeevo, you don't think that daveA is an impozzter, do you?

[superplex]

Originally posted by Puuka
It can't be a kitten in the box, all the pussies are outside of the box working at WK...

...just when you think it's safe to go back in the litter....
http://superplex.freehomepage.com/BigKitty.jpg

[WakandaMan]

AWESOME PIC superplex!

Okay, I've decide it's time to start taking bets on how long it'll take Wizkids to open the box...(no money of course, just respect of your fellow realmers if you get the closest)

I'm thinking that they'll probably torture us for about a week. I'll go for Friday 16th of Jan at 4:19 PST

Which would be great, since tommorow I am going on holidays for a week, so they will have just opened it when I get back and can go online again.

What does everyone else think? Most importantly, what is boneyard the prophet's guess?

And when is this GAMA thing anyways?

[Howard d. duck]

Everybody ignore this, its just Solid Snake trying to get info on powerbomb.

[Cosmic Crow]

The honest truth is........who gives a s*^$,.........wait for it!

[SonofVader]

I checked up on the vendezz thing 'cause I'm interested in this multiple account thing...

So far, I've found:

vendezz
mike-krazy
mike-xtension
zerofireball
zerofireball2
zerofireballs
moloid

and one or two more, I can't remember.

Craziness (kraziness) abound.

[Quade]

Lets stop dancing arround the issue, I think we all know that it's Galactus. Probibly a venue/con sell thing like they did with the Dropships.

[SonofVader]

No, seriously, didn't you see the picture with the kitten and "Scared Sentinel" (available at GenCon this year)? Its a kitten. I was totally right.

[Cosmic Crow]

How about Godzilla.Remember the Marvel version?

[SolidAsSnake]

maybe wizkids realized how they were such dickheads, and so, they're bringing back CLOBBERIN' TIME. I NEED NIGHTCRAWLER! lol

[Bluelantern]

Wow demothenses uncle gave me 5 powerbomb boosters and I became the heroclix champion and was entered into a secret secret tournement and of course I won that too.

My prize was I got to open the box and keep whats inside!

http://mercury.walagata.com/w/bluelantern/BigBox2.jpg

[mbdeyes]

My first response was to say:

No it's not the new rule book, its just the FAQ!
...but someone beat me to that one.

My second response is directed at the number of requests for life size Elektra/White Queen's, etc..... <insert derogatory comment here>

Seriously, though, I'd personally be more prone to buying 3d maps than an overpriced, overpowered/or/underpowered figure. I've been making my own for LotR. Hey, if its not terrain, maybe I can start taking orders for my custom stuff...

BTW, announcements are usually made on Wednesday (I was shocked to see this one on Thurs), so I'm not holding my breath until after Jan 14th...

[eboladude]

Hey, my Uncle Guido convinced WK to let me peek!




http://noplab.com/BigBox Gal.jpg

[mbdeyes]

I just have to say:

THE BOX IS BROKEN!!!! It should be banned from tournament play until a new FAQ comes out correcting all of it's 'unbalanced' abilities!!!!

[Puuka]

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

http://www.boomspeed.com/spiderclix/OhYaaa.jpg

I saw it!!!

[Untouchable]

Originally posted by eboladude
Hey, my Uncle Guido convinced WK to let me peek!




http://noplab.com/BigBox Gal.jpg

LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: <Holding chest........Heart.....Attack.....too much.....laughing.....>

That is Awsome.:cool:

[jedah_s]

HEY KOOL AID!

[Jason Blood]

Originally posted by The Sandman
It's the Bat sentry!!!

I don't know if this has been covered yet but...



The box says MARVEL


This is something Marvel related but if you only play DC then you might just want to not care about this box



Do not try and open the box. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

There is no box.

Then you will see that it is not the box that opens, it is only yourself

[Jason Blood]

Originally posted by Bluelantern
Wow demothenses uncle gave me 5 powerbomb boosters and I became the heroclix champion and was entered into a secret secret tournement and of course I won that too.

My prize was I got to open the box and keep whats inside!

http://mercury.walagata.com/w/bluelantern/BigBox2.jpg

dear god is that the Midget stunt double for Galactus?

How else could he fit in that box?

Will there ever be a decent Fantastic Four Movie?

Will the Fantastic Four ever be able to defeat Galactus in Heroclix if he is ever made?

All these questions and more will be answered...




Now



maybe

compactor

only if hollywood doesn't corrupt it

no

and I lied there are no more answers

[Ms_Marvel_77]

HOLY CABOODLES OF HAIR TIES!!! ITS MARVELBOT!!!

http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/neabear77/detail?.dir=/Heroclix&.dnm=marvelbot.jpg

[Ms_Marvel_77]

shoot, dont click on that :(

didnt work

:cry: :cry:
It looks cool too

[Bluelantern]

dear god is that the Midget stunt double for Galactus?

umm he comes in two pieces his legs are behind him.

And the movie is out 2005 we'll see but I bet Doom is all we'll see in it.

[Makaveli]

holy mother of pearl, well i just finished reading all of the posts on this... yes I have that little of a life, and since skool was closed for two days cause of snow (hellz yeah, OSU never closes) and what with me skipping my classes on Thursday I have become a master of wastin time. Anywho just wanted to add on to this insane thread... and add my hope for monkey clix, there could be a U from battle pope in the excerpt where the monkey replaced jesus, and the ultimate U, a monkey with a purple lizard body :devious:

[Captain Crunch]

I don't know what's in that darn box, but I'm starting to hope it's the severed head of the person that thought up this marketing promotion!

... just kidding... sort of. :)

[Bluelantern]

hmm you must have jsut watched Seven?

which OSU machiaveli?

[Makaveli]

Oregon State University... the Beavers... where the chant "show me your beaver" has actually worked before... ahh drunken times freshman year

[shin-goji]

Originally posted by Cosmic Crow
OATU!!!!
Cool! A new Bionicle! :)

[shin-goji]

Originally posted by Cosmic Crow
OATU!!!!
Cool! A new Bionicle! :)

[wolfbrother]

read the caption

no one has the nerve to open it, its powerbomb..... A real powerbomb...

Hit ThE Deck!!!!!

[Bluelantern]

Ahh im a mile away from the other OSU ohio state.

"Hmm I wonder what the guys who packed up the box think. Probably "What is the big deal about this big plastic thing? THey should make more of the pretty girl in red with the knives"

[SonofVader]

Man, I really hope this thing hits a 1000 posts before the Titans game tomorrow.

[Lex Luthor Jr]

Box should've openned itself by now.

[Lex Luthor Jr]

Hey! It did open itself!

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/3fff8eab_f47/bc/My+Documents/TheBox.jpg?bf4L5__AqCnNIJdY

Well I'll be...

[Hairydragontoe]

Can't sleep..... the box will eat me..... Can't sleep..... the box will eat me...... Can't sleep.... THE BOX WILL EAT MEEE!! :( :( :(

[Batman1983]

:laugh:

[mbdeyes]

Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
Can't sleep..... the box will eat me..... Can't sleep..... the box will eat me...... Can't sleep.... THE BOX WILL EAT MEEE!! :( :( :(

You really should get some sleep....

[Iceman425]

Just trying to help SonOfVader get his wish of this thread hittin' 1,000 posts. Hoping for 3-D game sets myself....

[AlaskanXIII]

So is this the most populous thread of all times on HCRealms? If not, what could possibly garner more responses? Not that I thought this would...

[My-Evil-Twin]

It's clearly a box...nothing more, nothing less.
*snort*
Tee hee!
I think that we'll either find out on wednesday what is inside this magical box of goodness OR the kiddos at WizKids are pointing and laughing at us for loosing sleep ove rthis box that haunts our very dreams!

[qc_mohawks]

Enough is enough, WK shouldn't tease their loyal customers with just a picture of a large box. It has been over a day now, WK has had enough fun at their customers expense. Either open the box or take the photo down.

[My-Evil-Twin]

Aw, this thread has been a fountain of creativity! Keep it up for little while longer so that we may all relish in the splender that is THE BOX.

;)

[K-Ness]

Ptthhh... it's probably just Milhouse....

[Iceman425]

There are tons more populous threads out their, many with over a 1,000 posts of great conversation...not all these one liners over a box.

OPEN IT ALREADY WIZKIDS!!!

[K-Ness]

Originally posted by Iceman425
There are tons more populous threads out their, many with over a 1,000 posts of great conversation...not all these one liners over a box.

OPEN IT ALREADY WIZKIDS!!!

But come on... it's THE box... the box is warrenting respect. We have no choice but to oblige... Love thy box, and it will treat you like no other box has treated you before...


LOVE THY BOX!!! I COMMAND THEE!!!

[Killdozer]

It's Uatu The Watcher . . . 90% of the space is taken up with his head.

[qc_mohawks]

Open it already or take the thread down. It is not right to tease your loyal customers this way.

[K-Ness]

Originally posted by Killdozer
It's Uatu The Watcher . . . 90% of the space is taken up with his head.

90, eh? That's charitable.

[xantichrisx]

it's the new ADULT SWIM CLIX, featuring every character of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the title of teh set is #q in the Hood.

This pornography is infinitely excellent, this dresser however is not.

[xantichrisx]

CURSES!!! I meant #1 In The Hood G.

EVil late nights waitinga nd waiting for new info on... THE BOX OF THE UNDEAD!!! It's a reverse vampire! It craves the sun! and it makes frequent donations to blood banks!!!!

[xantichrisx]

CURSES!!! I meant #1 In The Hood G.

EVil late nights waitinga nd waiting for new info on... THE BOX OF THE UNDEAD!!! It's a reverse vampire! It craves the sun! and it makes frequent donations to blood banks!!!!

[fattmatt]

Its a new Sentine like from X-men Evolution.

Wizkids should make a big fig of the Hulk to make him alot better then what he is cause he should start off weak then get impervious for like 10 clix then start getting weak make him have 1 clik of KO.

[DarthJer]

Logansixx suggested before a figure of Mole Man's Monster from FF #1(?). With Mole Man out now, s'always a possibility... It's the green monster that's fighting the FF on the classic cover that everyone's seen... Just another thought...

By the way, have you guys heard about some mysterious box that Wizkids recently got delivered? I'll see if I can find the link somewhere...It looked kinda cool...

[Captain Hero]

Maybe it's a boxed up John Byrne, come to fix up all the dials that they messed up in the first place. Unfortunately they'll find he screws them up worse than they did...

[Funky Jett]

It's Kevin Smith! He's their newest employee and he's going to help with all the Daredevil sculpts.

[Avatar Jack]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know! It's............................................. A maketing stunt! Yay for me!

[mbdeyes]

Originally posted by xantichrisx
CURSES!!! I meant #1 In The Hood G.

EVil late nights waitinga nd waiting for new info on... THE BOX OF THE UNDEAD!!! It's a reverse vampire! It craves the sun! and it makes frequent donations to blood banks!!!!

And volunteers with the Salvation Army every Christmas?

[JKLantern]

Want to know what's in the box?

I am, for saying it was a publicity stunt. However, Wizkids was nice enough to give me a laptop and a light in here.

HEY! COULD YOU GUYS LET ME OUT YET? I'M RUNNING OUT OF AIR!

Guess not.

[XocgX]

HAHAH! Maybe therwe's some java code that when we hit 1000 posts, it will open!

[Ghost_Rider_92]

I GOT IT!


It's a BIG <b>HOT COCOA SAMPLER BOX!!</b>

[Funky Jett]

This is just a guess, mind you, but I believe the box will open based on some sort of abritrary lunar cycle... I think it won't open until at least two more viewings of the moon, possibly more.

[JKLantern]

This is just a guess, mind you, but I believe the box will open based on some sort of abritrary lunar cycle... I think it won't open until at least two more viewings of the moon, possibly more.
-Funky Jett


Ah ####. That's two months before I'm allowed out. Hope this box is waterproof...

[Manchine]

I know what it is. Its Stan Lee's payoff!

:laugh: :p ;) :laugh: :p ;)

[weezer_10]

Originally posted by XocgX
HAHAH! Maybe therwe's some java code that when we hit 1000 posts, it will open!
Only 101 more to go! :p

[CaptainDamon]

ka-BUMP!

I just wanted this thread to come back into the limelight. Remember the good old days, guys, right after this whole bo thing started? Those were the days...

[JKLantern]

Post more... need air...

OK, I know, it's getting old.

[FireLFighter]

#900

[natesummers]

THIS IS REALY DUMB
I HAVE A BOX AT HOME IT OPENS A LOT AND IS A LOT SOFTER THENTHAT:grin: ;)

[weezer_10]

Originally posted by FireLFighter
#900
Nope... too slow. :grin: :p :grin:

[CaptainDamon]

Give or take a couple, eh, FireLFighter?

[FireLFighter]

Darn!

[JKLantern]

Post 906. Boo YAH!

[JKLantern]

D'OH! Okay, 908...

(incoherent grumbling...something about evil taco)

[Manchine]

Its the Taco Bell Dog saying

"Here Lizard Lizard!"

[CaptainDamon]

Hmmm...I don't know how competitive Uatu's dial would be...he'd probably be just like Destiny, only without PC, and with about 30 clicks of life.

[Diablo4485]

You guys will probably think I'm crazy for this, but I had a dream about what was in the box last night. I don't remember all the exact details, but I do remember enough to know that my subconscious is totally ****ed up for coming up with this...

It started off with me and my other Heroclix buddies hanging out at my house, and we happen upon a package delivered to my door. Sure enough, it's the big honkin' mystery box. Eager to see what's inside, I rip the package open, and amidst a sea of packing peanuts there lies a smaller box. I open it carefully, and inside there are 6 LE-styled boxes. They have the Indy logo on them, but there are strange characters all over them. (I remember one bore a small resemblance to Dr. Fate. Yes, I know Dr. Fate isn't Indy.) Anyway, my 2 friends immediately took one each. I forget what exactly their figures were, but I remember one was an unknown character dressed in mostly green, except when my friend was looking at it he was pointing out his powers and talking about him like he knew exactly who he was. I think he said something about the character setting people on fire with a touch. Anyway, I took one and started to open it. It was base first, and I peeked at the name inscribed on the dial. "Blair Witch." I immediately shoved the thing back into the box, and any time after that I considered opening it dark clouds would gather and I'd suddenly feel like someone was watching me from the shadows.

I can't figure out where the elements to this dream came from. While I am curious to find out what's in the box, it's not like it's been foremost in my mind in any respect. To be honest I'd forgotten about it by the time I got to bed. I barely ever read DC, so I don't know why some of the characters resembled DC guys. (Dr. Fate, and the unknown green fig looked a little like Green Arrow.) And I haven't watched Blair Witch Project in at least a year and haven't heard or thought a thing of it since, so why my subconscious decided to dredge out that little bit of memory is beyond me. Anyway, interesting enough dream, especially considering that I barely ever remember them. Questions? Thoughts? Or have you already judged that insanity be my mistress and we danced a few too many times last night?

[AlgertMan]

it's baron zemo

[thugit]

Originally posted by thugit
Hmmm.. DaveA just signed up today, but he knows me....

I wonder which one of our banned members you are. Way to give yourself away, champ. :p


I'd like to point out that post #727, way back on page 48 is the post that I figured out that daveA was vendezz..... Darned if I wasn't right. Sorry dave, but them's the breakzzzz!!! HA!

Here's a little tip for your next id, vendezz/oreo/daveA/revhock/mikekrazy: Find new people to harass, and don't give away the fact that you know me on the first few posts you make. There are other telltale signs, but I'd hate to give them all away.... I might not be able to find you then. Heh.


I'll be watching for you, slick. :cool:

[ohblee]

It's really FIN FANG FOOM!

They sent me one already.


http://c-24-14-74-176.client.comcast.net/~ohblee/HC/Foom.JPG

[Captain_Comet]

Originally posted by Diablo4485
Questions? Thoughts? Or have you already judged that insanity be my mistress and we danced a few too many times last night?

Diablo, that's a strange dream, but I've had much worse.
I've had dreams where I'm at work and a mystery dinner
theater at the same time blaming coworkers for murdering
the victims.


Also, ####! This Thread has left the DC Unleashed announcement in the dust :(

[Puuka]

This thread is like "The Truman Show" we all peer in to the life of The Box, watching his relationship with his Sentinel, and partaking in The Box's many great adventures.

http://www.boomspeed.com/spiderclix/BigBoxtrueman.jpg

[Batman1983]

Originally posted by ohblee
It's really FIN FANG FOOM!

They sent me one already.


http://c-24-14-74-176.client.comcast.net/~ohblee/HC/Foom.JPG

Sweetness!

[spam238]

It's obviously Ant-Man.

[Hairydragontoe]

Originally posted by CaptainDamon
Remember the good old days, guys, right after this whole bo thing started? Those were the days...

Reeeally??? There was a time without a Box? Wooooowwww. :eek: Tell me more please! What was this Boxless Age like?

[Puuka]

I figured it out. It's all a ruse by ShinGoji. Look at the Web address on it. This would also explain the Sentinel

http://www.boomspeed.com/spiderclix/BigBoxruse.jpg

[Funky Jett]

Originally posted by Hairydragontoe
Reeeally??? There was a time without a Box? Wooooowwww. :eek: Tell me more please! What was this Boxless Age like?
Everything was all black and white back then... you either opened every box and looked in, or you just tossed them away without a care... Those were the days. Once there was a TV show that would force you to choose between boxes and curtains and doors... that was a cool show.

Life was simple back then. My best friend Paul and I would sit on the curb, watching the cars drive by and imagine the boxes they were carrying. Winie Cooper... Gosh, she grew up that summer. She kept her jewelry in a box I gave her. One Christmas, I took all my paper money and went down to the local Woolworths and picked it out...

Dang it... I'm channeling The Wonder Years again!!!

[Puuka]

When is Scott going to put up the history of The Box on Whoclix? When is Shin going to put up something with it on his site?

[kitch23uk]

So its Fing fang foom eh!

Strange the figure looks just like the action figure.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/374.html

or

http://www.toymania.com/archives/ironman/dragons.html

[Puuka]

Originally posted by kitch23uk
So its Fing fang foom eh!

Strange the figure looks just like the action figure.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/374.html

or

http://www.toymania.com/archives/ironman/dragons.html

Looking at some of the comic pages on the first link. I am forced to wonder, Why would a giant dragon wear pants?

[CaptainDamon]

Originally posted by Funky Jett
Dang it... I'm channeling The Wonder Years again!!! [/B]

I didn't see much of the old gang after the whole box fiasco. I still see Funky now and then at work; he owns the adult sex toy shop, now. Thugit moved away and got married; I hear he even has thuglings now. Toddmarrone was drafted and killed in Vietnam. And Puuka? He's now senator Puuka Blutarski.

Snootch to the Nootch.

[Funky Jett]

Originally posted by Puuka
Looking at some of the comic pages on the first link. I am forced to wonder, Why would a giant dragon wear pants?
For him to POOP IN!!!

The proceding comment was brought to you by Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog

[CaptainDamon]

Originally posted by Puuka
Looking at some of the comic pages on the first link. I am forced to wonder, Why would a giant dragon wear pants?

'Cause a Dragon's junk can get cold, to. Pants help prevent shrinkage.

[MSU]

Wow...I remember when I was on page one of this thread....the good ole' days when the box was full of kittens and a Mini-clone of Dr. Gandalf. Of course, the kittens, being the evil kittens they were, quickly disposed of mini-clone Dr. Gandalf. It was a glorious battle though....who knew mini-clones and kittens would make a good match-up?

I think some of the presidential candidates should be asked their opinions on "the box"....this is a pressing issue for many of us voters. What are their views on the box? Are they pro-box or anti-box or do they ride the "box fence"?

[006]

Originally posted by Upright
As an Wizkids insider, it's my happy to inform all of you that this is:

The new Heroclix Live Action game!

Now you REALLY CAN be Spider-Man, Superman, Batman! Every costume provides all the equipment and accessories you need!

Now you too can be Wonder Woman and deflect bullets! Pop claws out of your hands like Wolverine! Feel the slice-and-dice of Kabuki's blade!

Just put on the costume and run around the neighborhood to battle your friends... er, enemies! Ranges calculated with included GPS tracking devices that you wear on your wrist! Watch includes clicker that helps you track your damage.


LOL:laugh:

[Nightmare_135]

This is cool 930 post about a box full of hotair.

[MSU]

I am curious though....what is the longest thread on HCRealms? Would this be it? Is the box making history? Will this be a day that I tell my kids and grandkids about?

"Back in 04, there was this box, you see...and it was a biiig box. I mean, it took four men and a moving truck to move this thing. And they didn't have shoes...no siree. They had newspapers wrapped around their feet, secured by dental floss. And they had to walk uphill while carrying this box, all the while being pelted by giant alien robots...."

[Mr. Drifter]

I've only read the last 3 post pages. Has anyone mentioned the possibility of a life-sized Puck figure?

[jedah_s]

maybe its one of those hillshire farm meat and cheese samplers
just helping get to 1000
wonder if the 1000th post get like a prize or something
maybe they can keep the empty box, keep it on their mantle and tell their grandchildren about the great box sighting of 04

[Hairydragontoe]

I just typed 'box' in the HCR search engine and it came up with 8509 hits! :grin: :laugh: heehee. And now I gotta go to work and miss post 1000. cries. no faaaiiirr

[JKLantern]

The box is for me. It's full of Dormmamu uniques. It's my lunch.

[CaptainDamon]

Longer threads:

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19053&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15247&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69317&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57776&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15292&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18781&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

And others. There may very well be more; these are just some of them from the "Another Realm" Forum.

I guess what I'm saying is this: Step up the pace, you nancies! Let's move it! Post! Post! Post!

[JKLantern]

Do you actually believe that posting more will get the box opened faster?

[jedah_s]

anyone started "The Box Clan" yet?
if you do can i join?

[dj_sha]

The longest active thread are the two Ninja Clan threads, and I doubt the box thread can go up to 160 some pages.

[Manchine]

Actually the Longest Thread is the Question Game. Which is well over 200 pages long. That of course was the last I checked which was a while back.

[Funky Jett]

Originally posted by dj_sha
The longest active thread are the two Ninja Clan threads, and I doubt the box thread can go up to 160 some pages.
Join the Box Clan here... (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76804)

[Manchine]

Originally posted by Manchine
Actually the Longest Thread is the Question Game. Which is well over 200 pages long. That of course was the last I checked which was a while back.

Lets make that 266 pages.

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Manchine
Lets make that 266 pages.

and almost 4000 posts

[CaptainDamon]

So, does anyone know what's in the box? I just heard about this box thing, and I am curious.

[Cloudpret]

the box is evil.......evil i tell you :confused:

[Puuka]

Originally posted by dj_sha
The longest active thread are the two Ninja Clan threads, and I doubt the box thread can go up to 160 some pages.

Yes, but did they reach 1000 in less than 48 hours?

[Lex Luthor Jr]

I predict that they will soon show a picture of the box openned. But the picture will be from the same angle, and the box will be open only at the top.

Next to the box will be a guy looking in say "Wow! Look at that! That's awsome!"

Then we'll have a 64-Page "What does the guy see?" thread.

[Lex Luthor Jr]

By the way...

No one laughed at my Paul Hogan coming out of the box picture? What's wrong with you people?! That was gold!

[TedO]

The box is ntohing more than something for the guy who decided to make Electra in every set home safely, just Solid Snake from Metal Gear... nobody ever sspects the moving box.

[xantichrisx]

950 maybe?

[xantichrisx]

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! EXCELLENT!!! NOW THE AXIS SHALL HAVE IT'S POWER RESTORED AND HITLER RESURRECTED TO BRING PEACE TO THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[coldfuzion]

http://txf.com/~coldfuzion/BigBox.jpg

And inside the box???
The other L I forgot to put in LLama!!!

[Masada]

It's H.E.R.B.I.E

[skeevo666]

Originally posted by Nightmare_135
This is cool 930 post about a box full of hotair.


Well, so are the posters :) :p :laugh:

[supergoblin]

Ah didicated to iradicaiting boredom brings back memories.

[customhawk]

wow this thread has gone from one end to the other. first it was about a big box of old elecktras and now it's about tring to see how many post we can put up....this is great

[supergoblin]

souends like the good ol'days of the 4f.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[customhawk]

just think how long this thing will be when the box is opened.
i mean all this talk about a box with "caution" tape on it. what if it's just like a case of the next expantion set for marvel or something gay and were all let down.

[Puuka]

I knew he was sharp but...

http://www.boomspeed.com/spiderclix/BigBox10.jpg

[WadeDeadpool]

I can't believe that on weekends that I'm not hanging out with my girlfriend, I'm stuck for over two hours reading posts about an unopened box...I live the life of a geek.

[mbdeyes]

I just joined the 'Box Clan' as 'Duct Tape' (Caution Tape, Cardboard, and Fine Print were already taken, and Packing Tape sounded too weak. Besides, I'm Canadian)

[skeevo666]

When we get to the top, I don't know if I'll have the strength to throw this box in . . .

[mbdeyes]

I've got it!

Wizkids is just trying to figure out how effective Perplex would be in the real world!

[Avatar Jack]

POST 964! 36 posts away from 1,000!

[skeevo666]

Originally posted by mbdeyes
I've got it!

Wizkids is just trying to figure out how effective Perplex would be in the real world!


Hopefully, they'll limit the "stacking" to 1,000 posts . . :grin:

[WarHULK]

Originally posted by Puuka
Looking at some of the comic pages on the first link. I am forced to wonder, Why would a giant dragon wear pants?

I think Braniac and Solomon Grundy put it best:

"I just want a decent pair of pants!"

"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"


and there you have it.

[Avatar Jack]

Oh, and.. the box...ahh... I think it's........... .... ...... A really big .. Figure?

[the_iron_man]

what if there isn't really a box what if it's a fake box?:eek:

[the_iron_man]

We can't stop now before we reach 1000 you must talk about the box I'm hypnotising you oooooooh scary

[juggernaut5150]

its only marvel its not on dc's or indy's website what can it be

[the_iron_man]

Maybe that's what they want you to think when it's really POWERBOMB

[juggernaut5150]

maybe its full of foam peanuts and a new big fig of either daredevil,spiderman,wolverine or electra..its just a guess

[Funky Jett]

It's the WizKids Christmas decorations. Someone has to lug the box up to the attic... HAHAHAHA!!! Not me!

[Ms_Marvel_77]

Open the box please! :)

I mean, c'mon, what kind of sick joke are you playing on us WK? This is wuite harmful to the psychy ya know, and there are kids on this sight!
Have a heart and opent he box!
-MM
:p

[juggernaut5150]

maybe not......... we would already be at a thousand if it wasnt for the 60sec rule.....

[JKLantern]

Let's sing the empty box song!

Hello there, I'm an empty box,
Whatcha thinks inside me, maybe a rabid fox?
Or could it possibly be Courtney Cox?
There's nothing there, I'm an empty box.

[juggernaut5150]

maybe its the clix points redemption prizes........mayebe notttt.....

[WadeDeadpool]

The wait is driving me to the closest I've come to crying in years...

[juggernaut5150]

maybe its a FREE CLIX FOR ALL OF US DIEHARDS!!!!!!!!!

[SolidAsSnake]

WK is mean. They shouldn't show the box. This is the whole I wonder what new ghostbusters thing is coming out on ghostbusters.net all over again. ARGH! :angry:

[juggernaut5150]

CRY ON DUDE CRY ON..........

[juggernaut5150]

:devious: I KNOW WHAT IS IN THE BOX BUT I CANT TELL YOU GUYS

[juggernaut5150]

its full of new marvel heroclix....................

[JKLantern]

You mean there's something else in here? No wonder it was so cramped!

[juggernaut5150]

we can get to 1000 if we try hard enough

[juggernaut5150]

i know what it is those new stupid sports clix that topps had its finger in..and that means down with heroclix as we know it.......

[WadeDeadpool]

Open the box, lest I unleash all high holy hell of my legions of green plastic army men upon you, Wizkids!

[juggernaut5150]

or its empty

[WadeDeadpool]

Mr. Dolan, Composition 101 instructor: "So Luke, why isn't your term paper finished?"

Me: "Well, I spent hours on a message board trying to reach 1000 posts so that this magical box would be opened."

[juggernaut5150]

calm down deadpool it could be something good inside, like a photon blaster

[skeevo666]

Ode to a box found on WK's doorstep


O Frettled Boxbuggly, thy flaps are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
JonL, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
lest I rend thee in the clixwarts with my blurgle-cruncheon

SEE IF I DON'T!



:cross-eye

[juggernaut5150]

well if its empty you could always put mr. dolan in it....

[dougmac]

1000 will be no problem. What's funny (or sad) is how the Sportsclix post by Dragdog has had exactly 0 posts. I may post there so it won't be a complete shutout!

[JKLantern]

...or nothing at all...or a cookie...or thirty seven and a half sponges...less than ten posts to go!

[juggernaut5150]

dont support that post..its the end of all of the other heroclixs if you do.

[dougmac]

Oh, I see! The thread is CLOSED! I guess it's just too early to make comments on Sportsclix.

[skeevo666]

Incoming . . .

[JKLantern]

(starts whistling, waiting for something to happen)

[dougmac]

No, me want 1000!

[WadeDeadpool]

Photon Blaster? But I want a stripper!