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f1aherty
03/04/2004, 22:22
I got bored and was thinking of how a normal person could possibly beat superman...if he were real. I only have a few reasons right now, so please help.

1. Paper cuts, no one, and I mean no one, can withstand the pain of a papercut

2. Tickle him, I'm sure even the man of steel is vulnerable to tickling.

3. Feed him lots of junk food. No one can fight with a sore tummy.
waaagh1
03/04/2004, 22:29
Maybe paper cuts from kryptonite laced paper.
What would happen if he whacked his funny bone, would it be a super funny bone? Or if he drank a really really really cold drink to fast, Super Brain FreeZe!
GonzoDracus
03/04/2004, 22:31
mmmmm paper cuts? well, considering everything about him is SUPER then you must give him a SUPER CUT.... jejjejej (I know I know very LAME joke... but you have to admit... he desperately needed one after the "death" incident)
f1aherty
03/04/2004, 23:02
ohh, super paper cuts, I never thought of that. What about a wedgie, that underwear he wears on the outside is an easy target. Or a swift kick to the diddly. im sure IT isnt THAT super
waaagh1
03/04/2004, 23:53
What would happen if he stubbed his toe? A stubbed toe with super strength ought to hurt really bad. I feel that is the worst pain next to getting stabbed.
BudPalmer
03/04/2004, 23:57
Originally posted by f1aherty
ohh, super paper cuts, I never thought of that. What about a wedgie, that underwear he wears on the outside is an easy target. Or a swift kick to the diddly. im sure IT isnt THAT super

I wish I could quote the line exactly but this makes me think of the Stan Lee cameo in Mallrats when he suggests that the one character is a bit preoccupied with superhero genitalia..
4AD_Punk
03/05/2004, 06:27
Ways to beat Superman?

Call Batman.
Ro-gan
03/05/2004, 06:34
Originally posted by BudPalmer
I wish I could quote the line exactly but this makes me think of the Stan Lee cameo in Mallrats when he suggests that the one character is a bit preoccupied with superhero genitalia..

Stan "The Man" Lee was talking to Brodie's friend-- the one who's girlfriend dumped him and her dad did the dating game show. Brodie was the one fixated with superhero genitalia.

Mallrats kicked you-know-what.

I can't wait for Jersey Girl!