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sisko2397
05/13/2004, 17:29
Here we go boys and girls.. The Smurfs are out and we want everyone to join the smurfiest group on the Realms..

I get dibs on Brainy ... So Briany Smurf is I.. :-)

BrotherMagneto
05/13/2004, 17:30
I shall be Papa Smurf. It is only fitting. And Smurfy.

HaiKu
05/13/2004, 17:33
Oh my... I guess that would make me Smurfette huh?

LMAO

Gacy's Clown
05/13/2004, 17:34
Well, since I'm The Clown AND a Blue Shirt...I'll take Jokey!:laugh:

Straining
05/13/2004, 17:35
This is a miserable thread...
Signed Grumpy Smurf

Funky Jett
05/13/2004, 17:35
May I be Handy Smurf? I can fix things...

mattsolo
05/13/2004, 17:35
La la lula la la la, la lula la la *skipping*

DarthDoom
05/13/2004, 17:35
Can DOOM be DOOM smurf?

thugit
05/13/2004, 17:36
Originally posted by BrotherMagneto
I shall be Papa Smurf. It is only fitting. And Smurfy.


Actually, "Brother Smurf" would be fitting.... I don't remember any brothers on the Smurfs, though.


Even the Smurfs are keeping the brothers down.

BrotherMagneto
05/13/2004, 17:37
Its open membership, all can join the Smurf Collective!

DarthDoom
05/13/2004, 17:37
DOOM will crush Gargamel

mattsolo
05/13/2004, 17:37
"Brother Smurf" That sounds like he is a souther baptist preaching Smurf!

thugit
05/13/2004, 17:39
In that case, I'm Brother Smurf.

sisko2397
05/13/2004, 17:40
Wow ... This Smurf Clan was a Smurfy Idea afterall......

TERRA_Rising
05/13/2004, 17:41
Okay, okay. I'm Greedy.

BrotherMagneto
05/13/2004, 17:42
Thugit, your signature is the funniest thing I've read all week. Except for www.yourethemannowdog.com.

GianSingir
05/13/2004, 17:42
Alright, I'm gonna be TIMMY Smurf!












Liba-la TIMMY!

DarthDoom
05/13/2004, 17:45
DOOM likes this clan. This clan SMURFS!!
WAH HA HA HA:laugh:

Straining
05/13/2004, 17:47
Posting to the Smurf thread is Smurfing Stupid.
Oh what the Smurf. It can only get worse.
Signed Grumpy Smurf

mattsolo
05/13/2004, 17:50
Is it just me or can the word Smurf or Smurfy replace any positive adjective or adverb? That's just Smurftacular!
I guess it works as a word modifyer too.

Funky Jett
05/13/2004, 17:50
What a Smurfy site --

Smurfs Episode Guide (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/EpisodeGuideServlet/showid-3352/The_Smurfs/)

HaiKu
05/13/2004, 17:51
Ok I changed my mind...

I'm definitely more of a Sassette Smurf then a Smurfette!

:)

Straining
05/13/2004, 17:52
This is the smurfiest clan since the smurfing box clan back in the pre Galactus days.
Signed Grumpy Smurf

thugit
05/13/2004, 17:53
Originally posted by BrotherMagneto
Thugit, your signature is the funniest thing I've read all week. Except for www.yourethemannowdog.com.


HA!!!

That's almost as good as him picking "The pen is mightier" on SNL's version of Celebrity Jeapordy.


And believe me, when DS said that, it was more disturbing than funny.

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 17:57
I would like to be Granpa Smurf, that would be Smurfy!
La la lalala lalalala

Funky Jett
05/13/2004, 18:00
Isn't it about time Jokey Smurf blew himself up again?

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 18:04
I thought realms was trying to stop all these smurfing clans from smurfing up everwhere?

sisko2397
05/13/2004, 18:05
It is a Smurf Bomb...

Doom05
05/13/2004, 18:07
I want to be Wild Smurf

La la lalala la.....

thugit
05/13/2004, 18:07
Originally posted by BadAxe1
I thought realms was trying to stop all these smurfing clans from smurfing up everwhere?


I'm gonna smack the smurf outta you if you keep talkin' like that!


What the smurf are you trying to pull here?


































I tried to put "Smurf-hole" in there, but there's really no way to say that without it sounding dirty, is there....

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 18:17
Originally posted by thugit
I'm gonna smack the smurf outta you if you keep talkin' like that!


What the smurf are you trying to pull here?


Is that any way to smurf to your elders? Ask one smurfing question and you get threats!
































I tried to put "Smurf-hole" in there, but there's really no way to say that without it sounding dirty, is there....

Disagreeable as ever I smurf!

CaptainMarvel
05/13/2004, 18:20
I will be Ninja Smurf.:laugh: :devious:

Doom05
05/13/2004, 18:21
What a Smurfing Thread

EmperorNorton
05/13/2004, 18:21
Dang, I don't know the English names for those little buggers.
In German the smurf I wanna be is called "Schlaubi-Schlumpf".
I'll just go with that.

EmperorNorton

TERRA_Rising
05/13/2004, 20:08
I guess it's time for greedy to make a batch of Smurfberry pudding and shove it down your Smurf-holes...

Thugit was right. That does sound dirty!

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 20:20
A smurf hole could be like a hobbit hole that you'd smurf in.....oh smurf it does sound dirty..aarrgh!

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 20:22
There is no escape from the long smurf of thugit. Oh Smurf that sounds worse!

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 20:24
Oh smurf, someones gonna smurf me some warning smurfs, but I can't seem to smurfing stop.:p :p
SMAO

BadAxe1
05/13/2004, 20:26
La la lalala la lala:) :)

sayanything11
05/13/2004, 21:03
Let me be the first to smurf, that this thread smurfs. And heretitherto, I would like to join the smurf clan as Azreal.

http://www.whowouldyoukill.com/thesmurfs.html

YellowCap
05/13/2004, 22:08
Guess I'm going to have to be Hefty smurf.

Retardog
05/13/2004, 23:43
Now everyone, I think it's smurfectly obvious that there is too much horsing around here. As the smurfest Smurf in the village, I propose that we all take turns smurfing our thoughts.

Angry Smurf: "I HATE SMURFING OUR THOUGHTS!"

*adjusts glasses*
Anyway, Papa Smurf gets priority because he is the smurfiest Smurf, with Smurfette going second because she is smurfmale, then me, after that will be Handy, then Hefty. Foll-

*gets thrown out on his head*

TERRA_Rising
05/14/2004, 00:03
Don't forget the Smurf who Smurfs your Smurf-holes with Smurfberry pudding (or was it muffins?)!

TERRA_Rising
05/14/2004, 00:13
Apparently, I made a mistake.

All this time, I thought Greedy was the cook. Turns out there IS a "Baker" Smurf.

So now, I'm "Baker" Smurf.

sisko2397
05/14/2004, 12:52
It is a Smurfy day to join our clan...

simhenk
05/14/2004, 13:04
Originally posted by EmperorNorton
Dang, I don't know the English names for those little buggers.
In German the smurf I wanna be is called "Schlaubi-Schlumpf".
I'll just go with that.

EmperorNorton

I don't know the english names aswell.:(
But you can look them up.

I want to be the tail biting Purple Smurf!

mattsolo
05/14/2004, 13:21
I'm Gonna have to Join as Lazy Smurf. But there is one very inportant thing I must tell everyone. I mussst *yahn* let you know...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snor*z
zzzz

simhenk
05/14/2004, 17:02
Originally posted by mattsolo
I'm Gonna have to Join as Lazy Smurf. But there is one very inportant thing I must tell everyone. I mussst *yahn* let you know...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snor*z
zzzz

You know that Lazy was the first one to become a purple smurf! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Smurftastic. (or is it fantastismurf?)

TERRA_Rising
05/15/2004, 04:54
Okay, I have had three people tell me that Greedy WAS the cook in the series...

So, does anyone have an idea (OR can I be both?)

sayanything11
05/15/2004, 05:16
I can tell you, without a smurf in my mind, that there was indeed a Baker Smurf and a Greedy Smurf. Now, Greedy was often *yoinking* goodies fresh from Baker's clutches...so the two smurfs are very closely related.
:classic:

Desert Ghost
05/15/2004, 05:32
right when u think the clan thing could't get any stupider, BOOM here come's the Smurf Clan! ........

sayanything11
05/15/2004, 09:42
Originally posted by Desert Ghost
right when u think the clan thing could't get any stupider, BOOM here come's the Smurf Clan! ........

Dude, just let go of the anger...I know it hurts to not get to be Papa Smurf. That is no reason to smurf out like this.

Maybe Baker/Greedy Smurf can smurf up some Smurfberry pudding for you! That oughta smurf you.


No, really - your contribution to this thread was both exciting, and just what we needed...very constructive...:rolleyes:

JasonVoorhees
05/15/2004, 10:17
::Walks threw what seems to be a harmless faeild of Mushrooms growning. . onceh leaves he looks at his boots:: "Yuck! What is all this Blue Carp!"

sisko2397
05/16/2004, 17:13
So how many Smurfs can we add??? Ask a buddy to join and get smurfed..

MSU
05/16/2004, 17:29
Ooh...ooh! I wanna be Vanity Smurf! He was the smurfiest smurf...although you know he took it in the smurf. :laugh:

Desert Ghost
05/17/2004, 00:36
I really dont care to read through all the post's so if this has been posted, sorry.... bluebuddies.com is a really good place to find what ever smurf fans look for....

mattsolo
05/17/2004, 11:51
ZZZZZZZZZ *snort snore wheez*ZZZZZZZ

Gacy's Clown
05/17/2004, 14:01
So who's smurfing to WWE???

DS-00-0, FSD
05/17/2004, 14:23
Originally posted by thugit
And believe me, when DS said that, it was more disturbing than funny.


:noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :grin:

*Sigh*

I'm never going to live that one down. :disappoin

Anyway, I've decided I want to be Big Mouth.



"Big Mouth hungry!"

Gacy's Clown
05/17/2004, 17:03
Originally posted by DS-00-0, FSD
:noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :rolleyes: :noid: :grin:

*Sigh*

I'm never going to live that one down. :disappoin

Anyway, I've decided I want to be Big Mouth.



"Big Mouth hungry!"

Please, whatever you do, don't tell Mandough that! I'm sure he'd love to "feed" you...

BadAxe1
05/17/2004, 17:19
Originally posted by Desert Ghost
right when u think the clan thing could't get any stupider, BOOM here come's the Smurf Clan! ........

Get the Smurf outta here!

Basil Elks
05/17/2004, 17:25
Is Gargamel taken yet?

sayanything11
05/18/2004, 01:18
Originally posted by Basil Elks
Is Gargamel taken yet?

Nope, he's free - stake your claim.

TERRA_Rising
05/18/2004, 04:23
"I'll roast a few and toast a few and serve a few up cold...
I'll boil a few and broil a few and turn the rest into gold!"

At least, that's how I remember it...

Who the Smurf knows!

Basil Elks
05/18/2004, 14:53
*Grabs a smurfful of smurfy good Smurfs, & smurfs them in his mouth.*

mattsolo
05/18/2004, 14:56
ZZZZZZ* hmmmm*ZZZZZZZ

Basil Elks
05/18/2004, 15:33
What the smurf is the smurfing point of this smurf smurfyways?

DarthDoom
05/19/2004, 03:51
DOOM will smurf that smurfing Reed Richards!



That doesn't sound evil

sisko2397
05/19/2004, 12:36
Ok all you Smarty Smurfs. Brainy here to let you know that I will be smurfing at WWE for the rest of the weekend. I hope to meet many Smurfy Smurfs and hope each and every Smurf can Smurf out and see me Smurf at Clix...

Updates from Smurfy WWE after I have smurfed some Philly Smufrberry Cheesesteak...

Gacy's Clown
05/19/2004, 21:57
I'll be smurfing there all weekend as well. Everyone else who is smurfing, just be VERY careful....

TERRA_Rising
05/27/2004, 04:38
I thought this topic deserved to be put back the Smurf up to the front page.

CarlosMucha
05/27/2004, 05:00
EmperorNorton and all I dont know the names, because in my country Argentina this little guys was clled "Los Pitufos"!

La la la la la la LALLa la la laaa.

Well, at least Gargamel have the same name in spanish.

I really like the "Pitufina" (the only blonde girl in "pitufilandia" (Pitufiland).

BTW nobody made Smurf with something like green stuuf? when I was a boy, my dad buy a "Smust factory" for that. was nice! but someday the people hear a weird nasty rumor about the "Pitufos": "the Pitufos are diabolics!" (really!)

Noboddy hear that rumor here in USA???

CarlosMucha
05/27/2004, 05:03
after that my ma" broke all my customs Smuf! :cry:

Gacy's Clown
05/27/2004, 09:23
Well I smurfed myself a Big G in Philly, hope everyone else got one too and had a smurfing good time!

sisko2397
05/27/2004, 21:26
Well I am now recovered from looking very Smurfy in Purple at WWE.. I hope everyone had a Smury time from the Smurf Clan and at Origins make sure to stop and say hey the Smurf in the Purple Shoes.. :-)

Killspree
06/07/2004, 01:41
Grandpa Smurf seems to be my calling. Since I'm so old.

Gacy's Clown
06/07/2004, 09:22
That's smurftacular!

sisko2397
06/07/2004, 12:14
Hey everyone,

If you are going to be at Origins.. I should have some Smurfy new stickers to Smurf on your badge to show you are a Smurfy member of this Smurf Clan.. Make sure to Smurf with all your fellow Smurfy Smurf Clan members and show you are part of the Smurfiest clan this side of being a Smurf..


Did I really just Smurf all that???

Hawkeye101
06/07/2004, 12:32
Can I be SmurfEye?La,la'lalalala,sing a happy song,lalalalalala,Smurf the whole day long.

Funky Jett
06/08/2004, 08:49
What a Smurfy day!

Fat_Ninja
06/10/2004, 11:53
Well, since my moniker of "Papasmurf" has already been taken and I wish to join the Smurfiest clan in the whole Smurfing forum....

I'd like to be called Loony Smurf.

Since I'm a Bloody Loon on MKRealms, this seemed most appropriate.





Bloody Smurf just seems creepy.

So do we get some sort of notification if we're accepted into this clan? Or do we just claim it as our right?

phillinley
06/10/2004, 21:06
I'm going to be Non-conformist Smurf and not join the clan. However Nonconformist Smurf does like stickers. But only if they're shiny...and scratch and sniff...cause normal stickers are so conformist.