Join the Homestar Runner Clan!

[St-Dumas]

For those of you who don't know, homestar runner is an internet cartoon (www.homestarrunner.com) about a series of carachters doing stupid things. Join the clan! I'll be The Cheat.

[disciplev1]

Okay, I generally don't do this, but I have to be STRONG BAD!

:)

[rowesbud]

Nice idea! But have you thought about the very limited number of possible participants? I'm gonna grab up Bubs. After all, he already has super powers.... unless you make him say his name backwards... minus the first "b".

[Howard d. duck]

I'll be the LEGITIMATE CLAN MEMBER Homsar

[St-Dumas]

(Translated from The Cheat dialect)
SBU! Ha, now u can't fly.

[urlmaker]

I am homestar!

[urlmaker]

Oh, by the way... thanks for comin' over guys... and for bweakin' my cow lamp. What's in the bag?

[St-Dumas]

(translated from the cheat dialect)
We've been ID'd! Every man for himself!!!

[Garbash]

Pom pom all the way, that's me.

[New Warrior]

I would like to be "The System is Down" of the homestar runner clan.

[St-Dumas]

Parts taken up so far:
The Cheat
Strong Bad
Bubs
Homsar
Homestar
Pom-pom
The Sys is Down (???)

[St-Dumas]

sry, System. I meant to say system.

[urlmaker]

Boom, boom, boom, boom
dadaladoo, dadaladoo
boodeeba dee boo, boodeeba dee boo, boodeeba dee boo
The System is Down
The System is Down
The System is Down

The Cheat is grounded.

[St-Dumas]

Translated from The Cheat Dialect (A.K.A. TCD)

that reminds me urlmaker, u got ur stomach pumped because we broke open a glow stick and poured in ur mountain dew.

[chimpy2888]

I'll Join as Coach Z!

[Howard d. duck]

WHAAA!!! KELESEY GRAMMER!!!

[SpiderMax]

GWAAAGGHHH!!!

I mean... Call me strong MAD!!!

[JasonVoorhees]

This Sunday Sunday Sunday! Come see The King of Town eat a box. . covered in Syurp!

[dernjg]

Hmmm... Svelte Prince of Town? Technochocolate? Strong Sad (naaaa)? The Poop Smith?

No, I shall be COMPY 386! Fear my graphics.

[St-Dumas]

Parts taken up so far:
The Cheat
Strong Bad
Bubs
Homsar
Homestar
Pom-pom
The System is Down (???)
Coach Z
Strong Mad
Compy 386
King of Town...maybe. JasonVoorhees, yes/no?

[urlmaker]

Characters available... (that I could think of)

The King of Town (maybe)
Strong Sad
Marzipan
Trogdor the Burninator (my second choice)
The members of Teen Girl Squad (Cheerleader, so and so, what her face, the ugly one)
The Poopsmith
The Yellow Dello
Stinkoman K (Anime Strong Bad)
Paw Paw (Anime Pom Pom)
Stickly man (april fools)
Double Duece
20XD6
Mr. Shmallow
The Sneak (1930's The Cheat)
Firebert (Cheat Commando)
Silent Rip (Cheat Commando)
Reinforcements (Cheat Commando)
Firegar (Cheat Commando)
Crackotage (Cheat Commando)
Flashfight (Cheat Commando)
Ripberger (Cheat Commando)
Foxface (Cheat Commando)
Reynold (Cheat Commando)
Bluelazer (Cheat Commando Enemy)
All of Limozine

[shiffy0295]

heheh ill take up the goblin, who drives the cremlin WOOOOOOOOOO

[St-Dumas]

urlmaker,
U 4 got the guys from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

[St-Dumas]

(TCD)
Join us! I need a Strong Sad to punch and a King of Towns grill to sleep in.

[ThunderRun]

TROGDOR!

[St-Dumas]

(TCD)
GOD!!! I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO JOIN!!!
(The Cheat profanities)


(More The Cheat profanities)

[Diablo4485]

Stinkoman-K!

DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!! ::Bright flash!::

[disciplev1]

"Funding ran out . . . or public interest waned . . . or something."

"That is so totally my left foot."

"Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?"

DELETED!

[chimpy2888]

JAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRB! well, whatever.

[Garbash]

Bubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubb lebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebu bblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubblebubble
Pom Pom

[rowesbud]

Duck a l'orange.

[Diablo4485]

What's everyone's favorite SB Emails? Mine's somewhere between Personal Favorites, Techno Song (I think that's the name of it...), and Monument.

[chimpy2888]

Flashback! Whaaa@#$%? Sorry............Ilike most of 'em, but some of them just aren't too funny. Like Car. At least for me........

[St-Dumas]

(TCD)
Alright, but we need Marzipan, the poopsmith, and strong sad.

[ThunderRun]

Burninating all the peaople and their THATCHROOFEDCOTTAGES! THATCHEDROOFCOTTAGES!

[St-Dumas]

My favorite of all time is comic, the first appearance of teen girl squad. TEEN GIRL SQUAD! THE TEENAGED GIRLS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 13 AND 19!!!

[sayanything11]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....SNAP! I've got to be Marshie.

[sayanything11]

'Sup fools? My name is Marshie. That's capital "M" and "arshie"...and I'm going THIS WAY!!!

Oh, and my top three e-mails are: "Guitar" "Caper" and "Army"

I was *this* close to being Benindetto, from the Homestarmy...but I don't want to dishonor Frank's memory...

[Diablo4485]

I don't think anyone's picked Douregard or Homestar Jr. yet either. Just tossing those out there.

[New Warrior]

Whos going to be #### for Brains?

The System is down, the system is down.
doo doot da do doot doo doo da do doot

[mattsolo]

I know I'm gonna regret this, and it may make me miserable but I'm gonna try to be :( Strong Sad:disappoin

[St-Dumas]

(TCD)
STRONG BAD! GET THE BASEBALL BAT, THE MARKER, AND THE GLUE!!!

[Diablo4485]

Aw... it's okay Solo... ::Slips some coffee grounds into his orange juice.::

LOL, that reminds me, I forgot to list Caffiene as one of my favorite SB Emails.

[mattsolo]

As mattsolo: My favorite episode has to be Caffeine! I laughed till I wet my pants. Then I laughed some more.

As Strong Sad: "When did you start wearing a class ring, with camera in it?

[disciplev1]

SB: "Regretably, the subject died in the experiment."

SS: "I did not."

Favorite is Trogdor, second is CGNU.

[St-Dumas]

Fighting, and sometimes striving
Wondering what the dumple is
Excellence and...what is valor?
And the cheat will hit stuff with a golf club
CGNU!

GO DUMPLES

[urlmaker]

So... My names not Homestar, it's Kevin DuBrow. I mean, Homestar... I mean Kevin DuBrow... So...

[Diablo4485]

I saw a while ago that someone posted one of those quizzes that tells you which character you're most like for Homestar. Anyone still have a link to it? I lost mine.

[sayanything11]

'Put them under your pillow for secret eating '


There are a few different quizzes like you mention... check these out...No really, check these out...


This one's not bad:

http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html

and then there is this one:

http://www.quizilla.com/users/sweethang/quizzes/%20%20%20%20What%20HomeStarRunner%20Character%20are%20you%3F%20%28pictures%29

and then this interview is kinda cool...I mean...I read it...

http://www.legion-studios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar.html

[Diablo4485]

Well, I came up as The Cheat for the first one and Strong Bad for the second. Crazy, because I wanted to be The Cheat as soon as I saw that someone created this clan. Ah well, Stinkoman-K fits me well too since I'm into anime.

[The Corinthian]

I wanna be 1930's Strong Bad.

"Parsnip soup? We'll make Parsnip PIES!!!"

now all we need is the Sneak and Strong Man and the 1930's villians are complete! HazAA!!

[The Corinthian]

we could even have a sub clan for the G.I. J.... i mean the Cheat Commandos.

[Howard d. duck]

For the first quiz I was Bub's
For the second I was Homsar

[St-Dumas]

First i was Homestar
Second i was SB
Interesting, isn't it?

[Nickel97]

Even though I said I'd never ever ever join a clan for any reason (unless it was a Homestarrunner clan, and I was The Cheat), I'll sign on board as Fhqwgads.

Some Homestar Dials I made last fall.

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=66440&highlight=homestar

Did anyone else buy the CD. I did, and the extended cut of "The Cheat is Not Dead" was worth the price of admission.

[Kylun]

Are we allowed to be dead people?

If so then i'll be trevor....

You may begin pining for me whenever you like:cool:

[Diablo4485]

Here's a few more handles that noone has taken yet:

anime Homestar
Professor Tor Coolguy
Stiny
Thnikkaman (Oh the things that man does!)
The Yellow Dart

BTW Nickel, I see you jockin' me, trying to make like you know me... LOL.

[Diablo4485]

I just remembered this: a while ago, the Quote of the Week was Strong Bad saying something along the lines of "...and The Cheat learned to fly!" I've searched all the emails and shorts and I can't seem to find where it came from. Anyone else know?

[chimpy2888]

I got the CD.............I though it was pretty good. I love "these people try to fade me!"

[St-Dumas]

Diablo4485,
I think it was from the time the cheat inhaled the helium and became a baloon, all big and floaty. Homestar said he was an ugly bird. So yeah, that's what I think.

[jamie madrox]

awesome can homestarr is the only clan id ever think of joining can i be trogdor

[St-Dumas]

sry, Trogdor is taken by ThunderRyn. HA-HA!

[Diablo4485]

Thanks Dumas, but I just checked the Helium email and he doesn't say it. Jeez, this is gonna bother me...

[Nickel97]

The Cheat, man, where did we go wrong. Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears...


St. Dumas: Someday you will play my Mind Games... and Board Games.

[St-Dumas]

Topic of discussion:
How many of you people have seen the Homsar character video? If you need to, go to the characters section, click on the eject button on the VCR and you can watch it. It's weird and funny...it's wunny! God, that line frikken sucked!

[sayanything11]

I think the three best words that describe Homsar would be:

Kelsey Grammar

[Diablo4485]

The Homsar video was great! "I'm the captain of the gravy train! All aboard!" LOL

[Diablo4485]

Hey! What's with the lack of posts today?

NO LOAFING!!!

[St-Dumas]

Calm down Stinkoman. I can do you a favor, open a can of peas for you. No, I can't turn into a guitar.

[Diablo4485]

Hopefully this'll spark some conversation...

Has anyone ever written an email to Strong Bad, and if so what'd you ask? I wrote once asking about why Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad all look so different if they're all brothers.

[St-Dumas]

Diablo4485, I have written so many e-mails, I don't remember them. All I know is he has never replied:disappoin .

[JoeFixit1]

Has anime strong bad been taken yet if not ill be him? "..."

[jaymanrulez75]

hey yo, welcome to www.homestarrunner.net(It's dot com!)
id like to join as if any of these guys are avaiable

20XD6 please or id like to be larry of LIMOZEEN ahhhh
uh i think it says that on the top of the screen larry
well i didnt know that

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[disciplev1]

Here comes . . . There goes . . . Here comes the Thnikkaman!

"Shut up kid!"

[JoeFixit1]

My blue hair is so cool:cool:

[Diablo4485]

Yo Joe (LOL, couldn't resist), Stinkoman-K is the anime Strong Bad and... well, that's me. You wanna fight about it? ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!?! LOL

Well, if you're deadset on being an anime character I'm pretty sure that none of the others have been taken. Take a look back a few pages on the thread for all the handles we could think of.

[St-Dumas]

So, on an unrelated topic, Diablo4485, you were recently upgraded from member to diamond donor. How does that work?

[Diablo4485]

First of all, I'm a Bronze Donor. Second, it's based on donating money to the site. The link under the search bar on top of the page (DONATE TO REALMWORX,LLC) explains it much better than I can, but the basic gist of it is that you can freely donate as much as you want at any time, and depending on how much you've donated you can get certain extra features on the Realms, like custom avatars and such.

[JoeFixit1]

I don't really like being anime characters other than Stinkoman but since almost everting else is taken ill be Pam Pam

[jaymanrulez75]

no wait im firebird of the cheat commandos, rock rock on!!!!!

"go into the action figure transpotation"

[Kylun]

Been away for a bit, but that quote about the cheat flying

couldn't that be from the chopper traffic report?

Next week THE WORLD IN CRISIS!!!!!!

[St-Dumas]

These are the parts that are taken:

St-Dumas: The Cheat, president
Diablo4485: Stinkoman K, vice president (Because he’s cool)
urlmaker: Homestar, treasurer
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. duck: Homsar
Garbash: Pom-pom
New Warrior: “The System is Down”
Chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0295: Goblin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
sayanthing11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert (not firebird)

[Shazam!06]

I'll join as Reynold from the cheat commandos.

[Thunderbolts]

Eh Steve!

tb - Eh TBolts!

[St-Dumas]

FOOL! It's Hey Steve!

[Thunderbolts]

Incorrect. It's Eh! Steve.

Go watch 'kids book' and click 'eh steve' in his text at the end.

tb - then do the Thnikkaman's catch-phrase

[St-Dumas]

...i...he...they...I'LL KILL YOU!

[Diablo4485]

Just letting everyone know, there IS a new SB Email up. The Come See What's New bubble link messed up and took me to the Cheat guitar thing, but I'm not sure if it's doing that for everyone. So just go to the SB Email link on the bottom.

[Diablo4485]

BTW, I loved this one! This might just go up there with my favorites. Local News is also creeping up the list since I rewatched it. Still no match on the phantom quote though...

[Diablo4485]

NO LOAFING!!!

[chimpy2888]

It was pretty funny, but you must find the secrets to make it truly hilarious. Bubs with a horn.......priceless. Anyway, that guitar is kinda weird. Is it real, or what?

[Diablo4485]

Was there more than the Football League thing at the beginning and the profile view of the Bubs with a horn doll?

BTW, this email has given us 4 new possible handles:

Stoppy the Sign
Poppy the Tire
General Tao's Chicken
Bubs With a Horn Doll

[chimpy2888]

Yay! More Cheat Commandos!!! well, it was hilarious...........That was all that was updated today though.

[Diablo4485]

LOL! Love the Cheat Commandos stuff. For some reason the Puppet Jam just isn't that funny to me, though. I loved all the other puppet stuff, but these just seem to fall flat.

[St-Dumas]

Well, puppet jam may not be funny, but it's cool because it has they might be giants in it. They are the greatest comedy band since Frank Zappa.

[Diablo4485]

C'mon guys, am I gonna have to put up an inspirational poster or something?

[chimpy2888]

Well.........there isn't a new SB email today like there was last week, at least as of now. I was hoping that they would start updating 2 times a week now..........:disappoin

Question: Did anyone get the Action figures? I'm curious about getting them, and wondering if they're worth the price. thanks.

[St-Dumas]

NEW ACTION FIGURES!!! Thats right, such famous characters as the King of Town and Homsar. Anyway, topic of discussion: Has anyone made clix mods of the gang? SURGAR CRUNCHY CHEAT COMMANDOS...O'S SUGAR CEREAL ROCK ROCK ON!!!

[chimpy2888]

New Strong Bad Email is up...............DELORTED! I won't spoil anything else for ya's, just go to the site. Also, I far as I know, there weren't any secrets in this one.

[urlmaker]

Here is a Trogdor mod someone did...

TROGDOR (http://studentwebs.colstate.edu/sayes_dusten/pics/)

It's on the middle of the page.

-Homestar

[urlmaker]

Here is a Trogdor someone did....

TROGDOR (http://studentwebs.colstate.edu/sayes_dusten/pics/)

[Diablo4485]

LOL! Just got done with the new SB email and Puppet Jam 3. Both were fantastic. Go see 'em now. Or I'll kick you in the grill!

[Diablo4485]

LOL! Just got done watching the new SB email and Puppet Jam 3. Both were fantastic. Go see them now if you haven't already.

[Diablo4485]

LOL! Just watched Puppet Jam 3 and the new SB email. Both are instant classics. Go watch them now, or I'll kick you in the grill!

[Diablo4485]

Holy...

Heh, sorry about the... ::Counts.:: ...triple post. I kept trying to post when the boards weren't working correctly.

[Diablo4485]

New SB Email up! Not quite as good as the last 2 IMHO, but still plenty funny.

[St-Dumas]

I'M BACK!!! So, new SBemails. Quick question, will one of you guys take up after me if I retire? I am going to do this in a fair, organized, and even manner: eeny meeny miney...that won't work. Whoever makes the best H*R dials. Good luck!

[Diablo4485]

Okay, another conversation starter (hopefully...): Which front page is your favorite? Mine is the game show one, if for no other reason that because it's more complex than the others.

[St-Dumas]

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! HEY STEVE!

[St-Dumas]

Wait a minute! you lazy little #### for ####s broke 100 replies...WITHOUT ME?!?!?! How could you do such a thing? You're all fired...no wait, you're all DELETED!!! HAHAHAHA!

[chimpy2888]

Originally posted by Diablo4485
Okay, another conversation starter (hopefully...): Which front page is your favorite? Mine is the game show one, if for no other reason that because it's more complex than the others.

My Favorite is the Duck Shirt one. It's just awesome! What about that new one, like, all computer-like? A little bit weird....

[Diablo4485]

Well, just alerting everyone that there's a new short up. Pretty good, I laughed pretty hard a couple times. I'd say 4/5.

[St-Dumas]

Hey! We finally found Senor Cardgage! It's a miracle! See if you can talk to me for more then 4 seconds! C'mon, try it! As well, all of you guys should review post 107. DO IT!!!

[AngeHamm]

I was thinking about joining the Clan as Senor Cardgage, but I'm going for STRONG BADMAN!

And you can be my partner, Li'l Stiny. You can wear a mask, and a little cape...

[St-Dumas]

HEY!!! I thought we were sidekicks! TRAITOR!!!

[AngeHamm]

No, of course you're still my sidekick! Yeah, that cape looks great on you. I was speaking hypotheticaly!

[Diablo4485]

LOL! The new SB Email today was fantastic. Go see it now, or I'm afraid Dumas may gnaw off your faces...

[St-Dumas]

It's my The Cheat Cheatday! Let's play mining games!
-Teh C.

P.S.
Hey man. I'll gnaw your face off.

[mutantmullet]

I'll join as the stick of the H*R clan!

-David PHD

[Diablo4485]

Dumas, I believe you've got an appointment to meet at the mullet...

[Diablo4485]

Decemberween comes 5 months early! Check out all the new stuff!

[chimpy2888]

Sweet............

[Howard d. duck]

Awesome!!! WAVE OF BABIES

[Diablo4485]

Updates 2 days in a row! I forgot to post it yesterday, but there's also a Homestar themed TMBG video up. It's pretty Strong Sad heavy, but it's still great.

[Diablo4485]

More new stuff! Lots of it! Go see! Now! GAAAH!

[St-Dumas]

Diablo4485,
If you order people around like that when you're not clan leader, i'll poke you with a pin...while you're on fire...and i'm blindfolded. TMBG VIDEO!!!

[AngeHamm]

Wave o' babies...

[Diablo4485]

Hey folks.

New SB Email up today. Get ready to cry on this one.

[chimpy2888]

Lil' Brudder........he can make it!!

[St-Dumas]

Though this is completely off subject of that trooper Lil Brudder, I have found the lyrics to the hit song "Experimental Film":

The color of infinity
Inside an empty glass
I'm squinting my eye
And turning off and on and on
and off the light

It's for this experimental film
Which nobody knows about and which
I'm still figuring out what's going to go
In my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

I already know the ending
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode
But that's the way the movie ends

And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about but which
I'm still figuring out your face implodes
At my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it--
Even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

The color of infinity
Inside an empty glass
It's for this experimental film
Which nobody knows about and which
I'm still figuring out what's going to go
In my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's gonna--
Yeah, you're gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it--
Even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

I love that song, and the video. Its my favorite short, what's yours? (thats the new topic)

[St-Dumas]

PEASANT'S QUEST HAS COME!!! PLAY AND BE HAPPY!!!

(Trogdor is waiting)

[chimpy2888]

That game is sweet! Except when I kicked the horse.............I died. What's your high score Dumas?

[chimpy2888]

My good friend Mutantmullet28 would of liked to be here to post this info, but his computer is currently broken, so I will. Take a gander!

HOW TO BEAT PEASANT'S QUEST:
1) Go to baby lady's cottage and get the chicken feed.
2) Throw chicken feed into the water.
3) Go to the side of the lake the fisherman wasn't on and get the pebbles (the gray things).
4) Go to the well and put the pebbles in the bucket.
5) Raise bucket and mask.
6) Go over to horse and scare him with the mask (type "use mask". Saying "scare horse" will make you talk to him about oats)
7) After the horse brakes the fence, go in and say "haldo" to the archer.
8) Grab an arrow from the tree he was shooting at.
9) Go to the archery place and play their game.
-HOW TO BEAT THE SHOOTING GAME:
-When the wind is blowing on the flag, say left, really hard, than aim outside of the wooden blocks that hold up the target the way the wind is blowing. When the wind is blowing lightly, aim inside the wooden blocks that holds up the target the way the wind is blowing (indicated by the flag). When the wind isn't blowing, aim for the bullseye.
10) Shoot Kerrek and take his belt.
11) (It should start raining now) Jump into puddle of mud where the dried out puddle used to be.
12) Jump into hay.
13) Go get the baby lady's riches.
14) Give riches to baby lady (than you get the baby)
-THINGS TO DO WITH THE BABY:
-Go to well and lower baby into the well (put it in the bucket). Raise the bucket to get a meatball sub.
-Throw baby into the lake that the fisherman wasn't fishing on (you have to say "throw baby" twords the top of the shore) to get a soda.
-Throw the baby at the guy in the inn to get his medication.
15) Move the rock on the house with no doorknobe's house (outside).
16) Use the baby to open the door by climbing through the hole behind the rock.
17) Open drawer.
18) Take robes.
19) Put on robes.
20) Close drawer (one extra point)
21) Go to inn and rent a room.
22) In the middle of the night, go to supply closet and try to get a pot (something flamable will fall on you).
23) Go to the burnt tree with the lanturn on it and start on fire.
24) Climb up mountain and enter cave.
25) Give the first guy the meatball sub. Give the second guy the soda. Give the third guy the pills.
26) Throw sword at Trogdor.
27) Either just sit back and watch, or during the pause after it says you're scared and stuff, say "talk to Trogdor".

[St-Dumas]

For some reason I can't go into the cottages or other buildings. WHY?!?!?!?!?!

[Diablo4485]

Um... try typing "open door" when you're next to the door.

[Mr. Pilkington]

Chimpy missed listing searching the bushes in the lady's yard to get the super trinket, which you have to give to the archers in order to play the game and win the bow.

[chimpy2888]

Don't blame me. It was Mutantmullet's list.

[ChiRocker]

Hey, it's the videlectrix guy, I'm Rather Dashing, the peasant questing.

[ChiRocker]

I haven't taken the time to read all of this site yet considdering I just joined two seconds ago, but have you guys ever checked out http://thoraxcorp.com ? Its pretty funny, there are links all over homestarruner.com to it.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/underconstruction.html

Here is their mission Statement:
http://thoraxcorp.com/emission.html

Here is a funny letter:
http://thoraxcorp.com/leglove1.html

Here is another funny letter:
http://thoraxcorp.com/intern.html

The grammer on this site is definately Homestar Heavy.

[rowesbud]

So how do I interact with the naked guy?

[ChiRocker]

The only thing I can find to do with him is to say "talk to ned" he then says "don't tell anyone about this meeting" That is all I can find.

[jaymanrulez75]

"Tendafoot, can u give me advice on my financial life"
God that is the funniest email ever, im gonna see it agian:)

[St-Dumas]

I just saw the ending of Pesant's Quest. It's awesome!

"Congratulations! You win! No one can kill Trogdor, but you came closest!"

Also, if you type "Kick the Cheat" it will respond "Meh!"

[chimpy2888]

BTW, Mutantmullet just emailed me regretting his mistake. You were right, Pilkington.

[shadow_cat55]

Hello all. This is Thy Dungeonman, just saying hi after the merge(?).

[Diablo4485]

Whoa, apparently Dumas stuck me in charge of the clan until he returns from the boonies. Such an enormous responsibility. Hope I don't screw up...

::Trips and drops clan. It shatters.::

Um... I'ma go get some super glue... ::Skeedaddles!::

[chimpy2888]

You broke it! I'm tellin' Dumas! ::runs towards the boonies:: 'HEY DUMAS! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT DIABLO DID!!'

[Diablo4485]

::Glues the clan back together! Unfortunately, he glued the "n" on upside-down.::

Ah, the clau is fixed! Waitaminute... "clau"? Uh oh...

[chimpy2888]

Did you see the new email? I wouldn't mind watching that show............

[Diablo4485]

LOL, just got done watching it. Loved the Blues Clues-esque show Strong Bad was doing, and more Homsar antics are always welcome. Not too much hidden stuff in this one, but I almost fell off my stool laughing. That's gotta count for something,

[Howard d. duck]

Originally posted by chimpy2888
I wouldn't mind watching that show............
Stave it
OFF
1 2 3
and now you
can count
to Three

[St-Dumas]

...that was probably the most messed up e-mail since the creation of Sweet Cuppin Cakes. It was also the funniest since the creation of TGS. Diablo, you're fired. Howard d. Duck, you're promoted.

[chimpy2888]

I'm saddened!

[ChiRocker]

If you live here, then you're home.

[ChiRocker]

I've got an E-mail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt!

[chimpy2888]

Piemonade! Or, p ade.

[chimpy2888]

.

[Diablo4485]

Ack! Fired? ::Faints.::

[chimpy2888]

New TGS and Answering machine. They're great. I swear. Seriously.

[St-Dumas]

Yes, they were funny. Now help me find my napkin!

[ChiRocker]

I can count to G!!!!

[chimpy2888]

Duck Gaurdian is up. It's a game where you rescue ducks from robot heads and pits............kinda weird.

[St-Dumas]

Also, new E-Mail, which just proves the King of Town was never funny, which had almost nothing to do with the question in the e-mail.

[chimpy2888]

TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY! BENNIDITO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Howard d. duck]

Originally posted by St-Dumas
Howard d. Duck, you're promoted.
So does this make me the Admiral of the Gravy Train?

[St-Dumas]

No. You're the Field Commander of the Homestarmy.

[doctorfate77]

I CAN COUNT TO PURPLE BACKWARDS!!!

[chimpy2888]

ME TOO!

[Beast2029]

I wanna Be 'lil brudder, the one legged dog.

[chimpy2888]

I feel that this clan is dead.............or something. Several new SB emails are up, ans Cheat Commandos! Rock, rock on!

[St-Dumas]

We would be commenting on this, but my internet is down. I have to use the one at school, but it doesnt have speakers and doesnt hook up to headphones. The clan will come back to life when my internet works, which should be today.

[Beast2029]

The system is DOWN!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[St-Dumas]

Sup guys? My internet is finally working, and I saw the new Homestar Toons. They were so funny. Anywho, who's gunna buy stuff from the clearance sale? Well, peace out my Dog Food Gangsta's.

Canned or dry
We never die!

[St-Dumas]

Wave o' babies!





Sorry, just needed the clan moving again.

[St-Dumas]

New puppets. Homestar vs. Little Girl. Pretty funny.

[St-Dumas]

New Strong Bad e-mail (Montage). New character (Wagon Fulla Pamcakes). New DVD (Who's gunna buy it? I'll try).

[chimpy2888]

That was the best SBE in awhile. Be sure to wait at the end!

[St-Dumas]

I just saw the last 2 SBE-Mails. They killed of Compy 386, definately didn't see that one coming. And they added a new character, Sterrance.

[Diablo4485]

Hey. Sorry I haven't been on for a while. School and such.

Anyway, I'm not all that sure that I like Lappy. Strong Bad's getting a little too technologically advanced when he has a laptop. And it seems to make him POed at The Cheat for no apparent reason. That definitely won't do.

[chimpy2888]

Hey! It's Dialbo!

Anyway, I liked this email. It was the best one in awhile.

[Diablo4485]

LOVE the new home page. Biscuit Dough Hands Man makes another appearance, as does The Cheat's iMac and the ghost of Strong Bad's original computer. Nice to see them dust off a few old chestnuts.

[firewala120]

Can i join and be Strong Mad?
LMK

[St-Dumas]

No. He's taken.

[firewala120]

What! well what about Strong Sad

[St-Dumas]

All the Strong's are taken.

[firewala120]

Well who am i suppose to be?
Da Cheat
Home star runner
Just wait
I want to be the ugly one from the teenage girl squad

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Ex VP)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One

Happy?

[St-Dumas]

Hey, has anyone bought the SBe-mail DVD yet, and if so, is it any good?

[chimpy2888]

Yeah, someone answer the question!

[firewala120]

Ya answer the question someone

[firewala120]

ohh ya and Yes i am happy

[firewala120]

can i also be the secretary?

[St-Dumas]

...No. Diablo4485 will be our seceraty. He can redeem himself for breaking the clan while I was skiing. By the way, it's not the Teenage girl squad, just teen girl squad, or Tee Gee Ess.

[venarnage]

Wow...finallly found a group that fits. Ive been watchin Homestar for bout 3 years now. I was gonna choose Trevor...oh Trevor, but hes chosen. Then King of Town, but hes also gone. Then I notice that someone even snatched Marshie! What has this world come to? So I guess Im gonna be the guy lurking in the corner shoveling carp.

I am your FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD POOPSMITH!

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Secratary)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One
venarnage: The Poopsmith

[St-Dumas]

Say, did you guys see the dreamail yesterday? Man, Katie 80 sounds like a severe hottie.

[Diablo4485]

Hey, did anyone else see Screen Savers a couple nights ago on G4? The Chapman brothers did a webcam interview about how they started Homestar and all that wonderful stuff. Matt (I believe) even did half the interview as puppet Homestar. They also had a Q&A session with a very nice looking Strong Bad marionette where people called in with questions and Strong Bad would do his best to do anything but answer them. :p God I love G4. Too bad I probably won't have it when I go back home from campus...

[chimpy2888]

DANG! I saw the end of that episode, when they thanked them for coming. I never watch the screen savers anyway!

Wish I had seen that. It is an excuse for not updating the site though.

[Diablo4485]

Has anyone else seen the Peasant's Quest trailer? That thing blew me away. So corny... so cool... must have...

::Commissions Roger Corman to direct.::

It can't fail now! :p

[ILIKESTORIES]

I saw that trailer too, thought it was pretty sweet. I think I've played it 3 or 4 times already, it gets funnier every time. "You will NOT sass back at this council". I'd like to be Kerrek, of the HSR Clan, if he is still available?

[venarnage]

*shovels poop*

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Secratary)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One
venarnage: The Poopsmith
ILIKESTORIES: The Kerrek

[St-Dumas]

I just saw the Peasants Quest trailer. That would be cool if they made an actual movie (It'd be short as hell, but still cool).

[urlmaker]

The Rock Opera in this weeks SB Email is very funny. Make sure you click on the text at the end of the email to find the easter eggs. When you get into the second egg, click on the word Dangeresque!

Do I have any cash to keep track of yet guys? I mean what am I treasuring? I do treasure you company, is that enough? :laugh:

[ChiRocker]

is my computer broken, or is 20x6 the game busted?

[St-Dumas]

I don't know, but have you guys ever noticed that moloids bear a striking resemblence to the Jhonka?

[lensnart]

Can I join as the sneak? Does anyone know of any other sites like homestar runner, there has to be some other funny sites out there but everything that is suggested to me turns out to be lame.

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Secratary)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One
venarnage: The Poopsmith
ILIKESTORIES: The Kerrek
lensnart: The Sneak

A website that reminds me of Homsar is www.badgerbadgerbadger.com.

[Diablo4485]

New SB Email! White Out Pen! Homestar with pants! Watch!

BTW lensnart, I can recommend a few other web toons/comics I frequent, but none of them are as clean as Homestar (just in case that makes a difference):

www.redvsblue.com
Red vs Blue, a fairly involved series done using Halo and Halo 2.

www.illwillpress.com
Neurotically Yours, starring a manic, extremely foul-mouthed little squirrel named Foamy.

www.vgcats.com
VG Cats. Parodies of games new and old featuring anthropomorphic cats as the main characters.

www.nuklearpower.com
8-Bit Theater, which loosely follows the story of Final Fantasy I, just a lot funnier.

[St-Dumas]

New main page that makes small sense! It's awesome!

[Diablo4485]

Know it's a few days late, but new SB Email. Reading, rapping, and other various odds and ends abound.

[doctorfate77]

SOOOOOO GOOD!!!

[St-Dumas]

Is the queen of the realms going to join my clan?

Anywho, the lyrical rampage was kind of dumb. Then again, what isn't on that site. It was pretty funny.

[doctorfate77]

sure, why the hell not?

I want to be Thompkins.

"Listen up, you Underpants. How would you... like to be hog-tied... and pushed down... into... some snake water"

"Thompkins? how you be so short?"

"heck! I'm taller than you!"

"THOMPKINS MADE A SWEAAAAAAAR!!!!"

"WAAAAAH!"

[Diablo4485]

Queenie, we seem to be meeting a lot around here lately. Glad to see you're joining up though. Maybe the clan will be a little more active now.

Unless, of course, you're ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!!???!!!

[doctorfate77]

bring it, peon. bring it....

;)

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Secratary)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One
venarnage: The Poopsmith
ILIKESTORIES: The Kerrek
doctorfate77: Tompkins

DF77 is such a rebel...

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by doctorfate77
bring it, peon. bring it....

;)

Then let's see how you like my...

PUNCHA PUNCHA PUNCHA!!!

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by Diablo4485
Then let's see how you like my...

PUNCHA PUNCHA PUNCHA!!!


OWWWW... MY SKIN!!!

[St-Dumas]

What happened to DF77?

I guess...he died somehow.

[doctorfate77]

:laugh:

(torso takes silver)

[venarnage]

*shovels poop*

[lensnart]

Hey Dumas why have you ousted me from the clan list?
I have a cool old style song and everything. Whenever I hear any song of the same genre as the sneak song it reminds me of the Mr.Show skit in which 1930's inventors compete to create and then sing jingles for random products. Mr. Show is the greatest show of all time and I challenge anyone that believes differentkly to a old style mellon-off.

DIFERENTKLY!!!!

[St-Dumas]

My bad. You're still in the clan.

[Bluebeard]

Well well! Looking at that PATHETIC list, now seems the perfect time for me to strike as Blue Laser Commander!

Why?

1) I hate the ocean!

2) Old ladies suck!

3) I always take advantage of Double Coupon Day.

4) The only Cheat Commandos present aren't even allowed to go on missions due to not having a good commando name and only being a civilian contractor.

Now to set up base and begin Operation: Teach Monkeys to Gamble! The casinos will all soon belong to Blue Laser!!!

[St-Dumas]

St-Dumas: The Cheat (President)
disciplev1: Strong Bad
rowesbud: Bubs
Howard d. Duck: Homasar (Vice President)
urlmaker: Homestar Runner (Treasurer)
Garbash: Pom-Pom
New Warrior: The System is Down
chimpy2888: Coach Z
SpiderMax: Strong Mad
dernjg: Compy 386
shiffy0925: The Goblin who drives the Cremlin
ThunderRun: Trogdor the Burninator
Diablo4485: Stinkoman-K (Secratary)
sayanything11: Marshie
mattsolo: Strong Sad
The Corinthian: 1930’s Strong Bad
Nickel97: Fhqwgads
Kylun: Trevor the Vampire
JoeFixit1: Pam-Pam
jaymanrulez75: Firebert
Shazam!06: Reynold
Thunderbolts: Eh Steve!
AngeHamm: Strong Badman
mutantmullet: The Stick
ChiRocker: Rather Dashing Peasant
shadow_cat55: Thy Dungeonman
Beast2029: Lil’ Brudder
firewala120: The Ugly One
venarnage: The Poopsmith
ILIKESTORIES: The Kerrek
doctorfate77: Tompkins
Bluebeard: Blue Laser

Welcome. Entry fee is $20.00 plus a $30.00 service charge for making me tell you the entry fee.

[venarnage]

Originally posted by St-Dumas
venarnage: The best #### Poopsmith ever


Welcome. Entry fee is $20.00 plus a $30.00 service charge for making me tell you the entry fee.



Oh...and if you dont want to be covered in poop while you sleep....ill need $20 too....

[Diablo4485]

More new stuff! Level 4 of the Stinkoman game and a new Answering Machine. Watch, or else. Or else what? Exactly. :p

[Diablo4485]

And even more new stuff! A new Strong Bad Email that's funny as all get out and that reveals a very disturbing fact about one of the characters! Go see now, else I'll be forced to throw a bust of Van Buren at you.

[St-Dumas]

So lets see, Coach Z is:

Green
Stupid
Rapping
Vocally Challenged
Poor
and now, Pregnant, for some reason or another that frightens and confuses sll of us

Ouch.

[Diablo4485]

So lets see, Coach Z is:

Green
Stupid
Rapping
Vocally Challenged
Poor
and now, Pregnant, for some reason or another that frightens and confuses sll of us

Ouch.

Never said he was pregnant, just that he thinks he's a mother. Who knows, maybe he's adopting. Or maybe he's just beginning a moderately-paced downward spiral into insanity. Either way, I wanna see where they go with this, if they go anywhere at all.

[Diablo4485]

A thought that's been going through my mind lately: what dials do you think would most accurately represent each character on Homestar?

Only one I can think of is using R Brainiac 5 for The Cheat. His only powers are Outwit and Perplex, which I think would be best for representing him helping Strong Bad cheat at something. Also, I remember one of the random Quotes of the Week on the site saying something about The Cheat learning to fly, so if you can forgive the fact that it's total nonsense I think that the dial's a perfect match for him.

[Diablo4485]

Oh gad! New toon and Level 5 of Stinkoman are up!

And still no responses about matching H*R characters with Clix dials! Come on peoples!

[venarnage]

Well, as the poop smith, I would have Stealth, cause I could hide in my pooh. Id also have Incap, and maybe Willpower, because the poop wouldnt slow me down. And definately probability control.....I dont know why...but I would....

[St-Dumas]

The Cheat would be Black Panther. He has Stealth because he can hide in the KoT's grill. He has BCF because he has a knife. He has Outwit because he's The Cheat.

[Diablo4485]

Interesting idea Dumas. Remember, BCF could also represent The Cheat gnawing someone's face off, assuming those email threats he made were legit. :p

BTW, did anyone else check the convention link on the front page? Turns out the Homestar booth is gonna be at a few of the Wizard World stops, including Chicago, which is the one I'm going to! EEEE! This makes me even more impatient for August. :grin:

[St-Dumas]

I envy you. Why couldn't they come to the international in San Diego?

On another note, my parents told me about an interview with the brothers Chaps on NPR. They talked about why they don't do TV. Say there's 5 minutes to the deadline and they want to add something. They're free to add it in and be late. They can't do that with TV. They also played the SBEmail about Radio voices. It sounded interesting.

[Diablo4485]

Any idea if there's a link to the interview anywhere?

Also, just wondering, has anyone found any hidden stuff in the new toon? I've been pointing and clicking everywhere to no avail.

[Diablo4485]

EEE! New SB Email! One of the best yet IMHO. Go look!

[St-Dumas]

THE CHEAT IS NOT A COW!!!

That was great. Revisiting some old favorites.

[Diablo4485]

Finally, another update. New short for Memorial Day. Go look.

[St-Dumas]

New SBEmail. It's the most entertaining thing ever.