Join the OFFENSIVE NICK CLAN!!!

[GonzoDracus]

In an attempt to capitalize on the recent furor caused by the highly offensive* Gacy's Clown nick and it's recent censoring by the mods, let's all join this clan.

Here we can discuss, erm... offensive nicks and why they should be censored.

Ill be Azs of the OFFENSIVE NICK CLAN!

cause... it's an obvious sexual reference and because it is an attempt at bypassing the language filters!!!




p.s. I have no problems with Azs, the person behind the nick. But I do have a problem with the nick.

*for all of you azses who don't get sarcasm even if it bit you in the azs ;) that's sarcasm....

I also have one request. Please leave the Gacy's Clown nick open for the "HCRealmer Formerly Known as Gacy's Clown" so he can at least have this little piece of him...

[GonzoDracus]

come on people!!! you know there are offensive nicks out there... just find one you like or erm... don't like and join the CLAN!!!!

[hi im tom]

Did I miss something?

[Psylockeslover]

I'll be "Psylockeslover", for the obvious sexual reference!:p

[Nickel97]

My name is Nic. Sometimes people spell it "Nick". I am offended by your use of the word "Nick" to represent Nickname. I am insulted everytime I see "Offensive Nick" in the threads, and also often confused or disoriented. I demand that this thread be closed.

[attackzack]

Well,

I want to be Gonzodracus. I am offended by your name because Gonzo liked CHICKENS, I do not beleive there are any halfbreed Gonzo/dragons out there. Trying to convince us that Gonzo had sex with a dragon offends my delicate sensibilities.

By the way, I think your name is kewl.

Zack

[bluebeetle]

I'll be skeevo, it offends me because it is most definitely a nickname for somebodies lobster johnson.

[GonzoDracus]

YEAH!!! That's two!!! Come on...

We want you to join our clan!


hi im tom: you can join.. use your own nick... it can be said that it is a reference to peeping tom... and we all know that could be a sexual reference...



edited to say that we have more than two now!!!

[The Qwardian]

I will be Dorcus, The name insults dorks everrywhere! I am readdy for the rath this will entail.

[drgnoftyr]

i'll be GIANT-MAN of the OFFENSIVE NICK name CLAN!!!

[GonzoDracus]

here's the official list so far:

GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo

attackzack: thank you! It's truly an honor to be part of the OFFENSIVE NICK list.

;)

[drgnoftyr]

you forgot me --- GIANT-MAN of the OFFENSIVE NICK name CLAN!!!

[Thunderbolts]

I'll be MYSTERIO_LIVES!!!

tb - you're all just jelios of my 600-0 tournament record!

[GonzoDracus]

Updated list!

GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN

drgnof tyr: could you please explain why your chosen nick is offensive? :rolleyes: jejejjejejjee for the benefit of those who don't know why you might be GIANT-MAN...

[bluebeetle]

gonzo good work on the soundgarden lyric in your sig

[attackzack]

Thunderbolts gets award for best Tag line in a long time.


bahahahahah

~Walks over and passes Thunderbolts a large wilted bouquet of flowers and a 50 cent coupon for spicey chicken at Popeyes~

[Gacy's Clown]

Can I be The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's?

[GonzoDracus]

don't worry drgn it's that you were too fast for me ;)

already updated:
GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES

thunder: why is Mysterio_Lives offensive?? BTW I find YOUR nick offensive.. we all know what thunderbolts could mean :P

[Manchine]

I want to be Sinister Sex. With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member.

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus


drgnof tyr: could you please explain why your chosen nick is offensive? :rolleyes: jejejjejejjee for the benefit of those who don't know why you might be GIANT-MAN...



i don't think i could without getting into it too deep.... hehe (i mean discussion wise of course)

[bluebeetle]

hes talking about his wubbie

[GonzoDracus]

ty BlueBeetle... it's one of my fav songs...

NEW UPDATE!!!
GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Clown: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)

drgn: LOL!!!! of course... ;)

[Manchine]

I did are real quick search. Someone should take the name Bluballz. Yes someone has that name.


You know the bad thing I actually know Sinister Sex. He joined my group just before we were broken up by wizkids.

[Gabe Sapien]

woohoo, i like this clan. hope you dont mind if i join. can i be bushmaster? if i remember correctly it was on wizards list of innapropriate comic book character names. giant man, how lame. just kidding drgnof.

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by bluebeetle
hes talking about his wubbie

weally??? :confused:

:p


BTW No one's picked Sandra Wu San's Avatar yet... they say it is very popular with the kids.... :cool:

[Thunderbolts]

Originally posted by attackzack
Thunderbolts gets award for best Tag line in a long time.
bahahahahah
~Walks over and passes Thunderbolts a large wilted bouquet of flowers and a 50 cent coupon for spicey chicken at Popeyes~

Oh, there are so many people to thank.... lets see.... I'd like to thank God.... and uh.... *puts on reading glasses*... Satan...

(someone identify that and win a.... Desaad or something)


Originally posted by GonzoDracus

Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES

thunder: why is Mysterio_Lives offensive?? BTW I find YOUR nick offensive.. we all know what thunderbolts could mean :P

You were obviously never witness to M_L's incredible posting tirade. Suffice to say his tournament record was said in all seriousness. Nobody believed it. He himself was a very offensive person on the boards (he even had a 'they haven't banned me yet look <----' thing in his sig pointing at his 21 warnings).

btw it's in lower case, I just capped it up for shock value. So yeah, it's mysterio_lives :)

tb - as for my nick... ohh be-have! I'm trying to be decent here... (I could be a fan of the XFL team for all you know... rip)

[The Qwardian]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
weally??? :confused:

:p


BTW No one's picked Sandra Wu San's Avatar yet... they say it is very popular with the kids.... :cool:

oh, i have already commented on that under the other discussion;)

[GonzoDracus]

of course, ,everyone's free to join, we don't censor here!!!

or do we? :p

Gabe Sapien you just have to explain why you chose that one for and why it is offensive.. :p

UPDATED:
GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Clown: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster

yeah.. I think I remember the nick too Gabe.. oops sorry.. bushmaster

Manchine: yes... Bluballz are still for grabs ;) hmmmm I better rephrase this...

[Retardog]

Can I be Retardog in this clan?

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by The Qwardian
oh, i have already commented on that under the other discussion;)

really? then it is true... GREAT minds do think alike!! ;)

thunder: yeah.. I remember him... it's just that we hadn't expanded to that type offensive nick yet.. you are setting the precendent... :p

[GonzoDracus]

Welcome aboard 'Tardog!!!

Member Update!! (should I change the member reference? that's offensive... but quite appropiate don't you think?):
GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Clown: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster
Retardog: Retardog

[Gabe Sapien]

i cant explain it right now seeing how i have something(or someone) to DO right now ;) hope that is enough explanation for ya. and if you dont get it you dont belong here! heheh. great clan gonzodracus.

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
i cant explain it right now seeing how i have something(or someone) to DO right now ;) hope that is enough explanation for ya. and if you dont get it you dont belong here! heheh. great clan gonzodracus.

ty but it's our clan not just mine!!

All of us here get it... (it's the outsiders i'm afraid that don't) it's just the requisite :p

BTW 'tardog: need to explain it too...

[GonzoDracus]

I take this opportunity to say that new members should explain why they chose their nick so it might offend more people!!!! Remember that's what this clan is all about!!! Being offended by other's nicks!!!

We all LOVE to be offended by other nicks, that's why we are here... celebrating the offensive nature of nicks!!!!

[Retardog]

My nick came from a game of Rifts (a futuristic RPG) lo almost 10 years ago.

My character was a dual chainsaw wielding son of a gun that didn't take #### from anyone. Unfortunately, that made him kinda lonely because nobody wanted to hang out with him. One day he found himself sitting around a junkyard and decided to build himself a companion. He cobbled together a fairly recognizable canine form, and even managed to solder in a plasma cannon in the dog's nether regions. When it came time for the all important engineering roll to determine the canine's intelligence, he critically fumbled, rendering the dog mentally deficient, a ###### if you will. Dubbing the mutt Retardog, the traveller and his faithful compadre struck out on new adventures, Chainsaw Wieldy Guy cutting through all comers while Retardog flew in circles overhead, spraying down hot death on friend and foe alike from his crotch-mounted plasma cannon. I miss that lil' guy.

*single tear runs down his cheek*

[Spideyfan29]

Can I be Spideyfan69?

[ahole_derby]

I've been told my name is offensive to some. Sign me up as "ahole". My screenname is simply a not-very-clever use of my first initial and last name. It also signifies what people used to call me when I was heavily playing 1st person shooters, such as Counter-Strike. I used to pretty much dominate, and heard it a lot, so I just started using it to save people the trouble.

[JtHM_Dude]

i shall be
Jhonen Vasquez because his comics deal with murderr and SEX(oh god) and curse words (like azs!)

[Darkone_Rises]

I'll join as "Quick-n-Easy"

;)


Or Maybe "Clown Lover":eek: ;)

[darthfatty]

Since I am offended by the use of the word "member" under almost everyone's nick, I will join as Member. That is, if Ninjas are welcome in these parts.

[darthfatty]

Hey, ahole_derby! I work with a guy named Nathan O'Leary. Parts of our names are used as passwords for vrious systems. One of his usernames (created by AT&T Wireless for professional use) is nat_hole. Just the 1st 4 letters of his first and the 1st 3 of his last name, but in a very *winks* offensive arrangement.

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by Retardog
My nick came from a game of Rifts (a futuristic RPG) lo almost 10 years ago.

My character was a dual chainsaw wielding son of a gun that didn't take #### from anyone. Unfortunately, that made him kinda lonely because nobody wanted to hang out with him. One day he found himself sitting around a junkyard and decided to build himself a companion. He cobbled together a fairly recognizable canine form, and even managed to solder in a plasma cannon in the dog's nether regions. When it came time for the all important engineering roll to determine the canine's intelligence, he critically fumbled, rendering the dog mentally deficient, a ###### if you will. Dubbing the mutt Retardog, the traveller and his faithful compadre struck out on new adventures, Chainsaw Wieldy Guy cutting through all comers while Retardog flew in circles overhead, spraying down hot death on friend and foe alike from his crotch-mounted plasma cannon. I miss that lil' guy.

*single tear runs down his cheek*

LMAO! *wipes a tear from his eye, from laughing so hard*

[Gacy's Clown]

No joke, one of my friend's name is Chris Beaver....his dad's name is Harry.

[GianSingir]

I usually don't join other clans, but I believe brother Gonzo, has this one pegged! I'll be Turdburglar! (that name just cracks me up! :p :grin: :laugh: :p )

[GianSingir]

Originally posted by Clown
No joke, one of my friend's name is Chris Beaver....his dad's name is Harry.

For real... I know him, too... :grin: :laugh: :laugh:

[Zoidberg]

Can I be ButtCrack? Now there's an offensive nick name.

[GianSingir]

Originally posted by Zoidberg
Can I be ButtCrack? Now there's an offensive nick name.

I dunno, man... Crack kills, you know... ;)

I have 8 points, too... Does that mean we're tied? :cool:

[petenliz9]

So does Pete! Maybe we should be Petenliz69 instead of Petenliz9.......:p :rolleyes:

[petenliz9]

In reference to our response, we know Chris Beaver too, forgot to insert Giansingir's quote

[GianSingir]

Originally posted by petenliz9
In reference to our response, we know Chris Beaver too, forgot to insert Giansingir's quote

I thought you meant, "Pete kills too."

You were about to be, nliz9! lol

[kitsunekaboom]

I'm offended! :cry:

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by kitsunekaboom
I'm offended! :cry:


I'm Offended that your offended.

[petenliz9]

I'm offended that you're offended that he's offended. How offensive.

Elizabeth, Heroclix Enabler

[Socko]

im so offended right now that i had to join this clan.

ill be socko of this clan.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT A SOCK CAN BE USED FOR...;) :grin: :o ;)

[GianSingir]

Originally posted by Socko
im so offended right now that i had to join this clan.

ill be socko of this clan.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT A SOCK CAN BE USED FOR...;) :grin: :o ;)

The Mandible Claw? :confused:

[Garbash]

I'll join as myself. It could definitely really mean "garbage" and everyone knows that garbage is bad.

[Sartori]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
In an attempt to capitalize on the recent furor caused by the highly offensive* Gacy's Clown nick and it's recent censoring by the mods, let's all join this clan.

Here we can discuss, erm... offensive nicks and why they should be censored.

Ill be Azs of the OFFENSIVE NICK CLAN!

cause... it's an obvious sexual reference and because it is an attempt at bypassing the language filters!!!



And I'll take Vic Von Badazz for the same reason.

[Socko]

Originally posted by GianSingir
The Mandible Claw? :confused:

yes, but no. think of a single gym sock a man might have under his bed that he will never wear again.

[petenliz9]

Teehee........

Elizabeth, Heroclix Enabler

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by GianSingir
I usually don't join other clans, but I believe brother Gonzo, has this one pegged! I'll be Turdburglar! (that name just cracks me up! :p :grin: :laugh: :p )

Exactly my sentiment!!!

[GonzoDracus]

Here's the updated member list!!!
GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Clown: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster
Retardog: Retardog
Spideyfan29: Spideyfan69
ahole_derby: ahole
JtHM_Dude: Jhonen Vasquez
Darkone_Rises: Quick-n-Easy
darthfatty: member
GianSingir: Turdburglar
Zoidberg: ButtCrack
petenliz9: Petenliz69
Socko: socko
Garbash: Garbash
Sartori: Vic Von Badazz

thanks guys for joining!! but now? where are the rest?

I'm beginning to feel offended that nobody else wants to join our offensive crew!!! :angry:

[Darkone_Rises]

Hmmm Quick-n-easy thinks its because not everyone likes......Nevermind

[Gabe Sapien]

well to be honest bushmaster likes buttcrack, not only for the name but for other various reasons. hope at least someone is offended by the innuendo.

[GonzoDracus]

JAJAJAAJAJJAAJJAJJAJAJAJA LOL

BTW are ahole and buttcrack related in any way? :rolleyes:

[Gabe Sapien]

theyre related by a HOLY sect that keeps giving them carp. heheh, bad joke. i know. either way im wearing shoes without socks on. i hope someone finds that offensive.

[freakazoid_x]

Normally I find the whole clan thing silly...

That being said I call dibs on XXX

[GonzoDracus]

hmmmm not really offensive but I did find the joke an offense to my humor...;):P

[GonzoDracus]

GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Pogo: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster
Retardog: Retardog
Spideyfan29: Spideyfan69
ahole_derby: ahole
JtHM_Dude: Jhonen Vasquez
Darkone_Rises: Quick-n-Easy
darthfatty: member
GianSingir: Turdburglar
Zoidberg: ButtCrack
petenliz9: Petenliz69
Socko: socko
Garbash: Garbash
Sartori: Vic Von Badazz
freakazoid_x: xxx

Welcome freakazoid!!! Well.. as you can see... it's our delight to offend people...

feel free to offend...

[Gabe Sapien]

you offend me XXX by your mockery of our clan. welcome aboard soldier!!! and gonzo, not all jokes can be poo poo and pee pee jokes. heheh, i said poo.

[GonzoDracus]

that was uncalled for Gabe (bushmaster)... good one ;)

[BadAxe1]

I will join as BadAxe1 because it obviously stands for BadAzs1 and could imply axe violence. Don't believe it, just axe someone:knockedou

[GonzoDracus]

You know using axe in that witty way just offended me... :angry:

welcome!!! :cool:

[yitjuan]

this is a true story (no really , i read this up in the papers some other day in some other year)

a horse with the name Tulsy Tsan was banned and the owners told to rename it because if you spelt it's name backwards ...

and no i'm not in your clan :) but the next guy to join can use that nick if he wants :)
-yitJuan-

[GonzoDracus]

After that TRUE STORY (are you a Ninja BTW? :p) you belong in this clan... sorry but you are part of the clan wether you like it or not... Hopefully you'll be offended by all of this.. ;)

[GonzoDracus]

MEMBER UPDATE!!!!

GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Pogo: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster
Retardog: Retardog
Spideyfan29: Spideyfan69
ahole_derby: ahole
JtHM_Dude: Jhonen Vasquez
Darkone_Rises: Quick-n-Easy
darthfatty: member
GianSingir: Turdburglar
Zoidberg: ButtCrack
petenliz9: Petenliz69
Socko: socko
Garbash: Garbash
Sartori: Vic Von Badazz
freakazoid_x: XXX
BadAxe1: BadAxe1
yitJuan: Tulsy Tsan

:p There!

[yitjuan]

oh jeez i am so bloody offended i'm gonna call the mods and close this thread and ... stalks off like a whiny 9 yr old who just wet his pants :)

but hey it WAS a true story . check this out

http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/archive/scoop/stories/fb/27/199804241456.015b48.html

*grins*

now who wants to use the nick Cunning Stunt?
-yitJuan-

hahaha ... sucks to be ya mate ;)

[drgnoftyr]

i'm soooo offended ....you gotta be in this clan hee hee:grin: :grin: :grin: :laugh: (nice article:grin: )

[freakazoid_x]

Well if you're in the know then you know why XXX is offensive. Poor Draddog, he had to endure so much from XXX

[Garbash]

I'd say you guys are all garbash, full of carp. Offended?

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Garbash
I'd say you guys are all garbash, full of carp. Offended?


No. I'm actually a little turned on. Offeneded?

[Gabe Sapien]

im offended that its so easy to turn you on quick-n-easy:dark one rises. heheh, if you say both his names together it sounds offensive. i hope you get the joke cause if not ill be offended. either way i just woke up at 1 in the afternoon, i hope some of you at work find that offensive. :p

[Basil Elks]

Since I'm apparently one of the more offensive people, on this site, I'll join as myself. { Geez, who would have ever thought that I would join a clan that Gonzo made?}

[GonzoDracus]

See!!! It only took like... 82 posts for you to see this one... :rolleyes: I find THAT offensive. Plus the fact that you joined.... that's offensive...

you're perfect for the clan!! :p Welcome aboard!

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
Since I'm apparently one of the more offensive people, on this site, I'll join as myself. { Geez, who would have ever thought that I would join a clan that Gonzo made?}


you offended me by not mentioning me in your popularity contest so welcome aboard man join in all the offensive behavior.....;) ;) :grin: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:

[DarthDoom]

DOOM wants to crush everyone, DOOM hates Reed Richards, DOOM wants to offend the world by reshaping it in DOOM's image. can DOOM join as DOOM? or is DOOM not very offensive?

[GonzoDracus]

hmmmmm DarthDoom.... I don't find Doom offensive at all...
:rolleyes: :noid:

[Garbash]

I find it offensive that doom isn't offensive to you. Are you saying that you LIKE doom? Now that is offensive.

[SinisterManus]

I think "DOOM" gets a little to wound up in the whole role-playing aspect...:rolleyes: :noid: ;)

[skeevo666]

Remember the Marx Bros. "A Night at the Opera"?


The party of the first part shall always be offended by the party of the second part.



and there ain't no "Sanity Clause"

:laugh: :p :cheeky:

[GonzoDracus]

Yes... that offends me too...

:angry:

[Darkone_Rises]

Gabe i'm not offended that you got up at 1 pm...i work nightshift i usually don't get up before 2 pm:)


But Quick-n-easy is just that easy to turn on plus i find Doom quite sexy;)

mmmmmm Metal is Sexy!

[GonzoDracus]

But I'm offended that you don't get offended easily....

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
But I'm offended that you don't get offended easily....


*Licks lips*

Mmmmmm Metal..........I love it when Doom tells me what to do;)



Offended?

[DarthDoom]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
*Licks lips*

Mmmmmm Metal..........I love it when Doom tells me what to do;)



Offended? LOL


DOOM is offended, DOOM must be in the right clan;)

[GonzoDracus]

I'm not.... I must be not giving a carp!!!


there goes my RUP kicking in again....

[Darkone_Rises]

Hey Doom Baby;)





(I'm having too much fun in this clan)

[DarthDoom]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
Hey Doom Baby;)





(I'm having too much fun in this clan) please, lets not be so formal. call me DOOM:)

[Darkone_Rises]

LOL

I hope doom likes it Quick.

:eek: ;) :p

[GonzoDracus]

and easy? :p

[Darkone_Rises]

Yes and Easy....

Oh 100!

[Garbash]

Easy is no fun, I'm offended that you like it easy.

[GonzoDracus]

I'm offended that you don't!!!
:rolleyes:

[Garbash]

Well... well... I"M MORE OFFENDED!
So there. NYAAAAA
*Thumb on nose*

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Garbash
Well... well... I"M MORE OFFENDED!
So there. NYAAAAA
*Thumb on nose*

Come here and give Quick-n-easy a hug...A dirty dirty hug..
*licks lips*
You'll feel better i swear;)

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by Garbash
Well... well... I"M MORE OFFENDED!
So there. NYAAAAA
*Thumb on nose*

DID YOU JUST NYA ME??!?!??!?

:angry:

[Darkone_Rises]

we don't take kindly to nYA around here:angry:

[GonzoDracus]

yeah.... you're #### right we don't take nYa's kindly....

so here's a NIIIIIII back at ya

:angry:

[Darkone_Rises]

I'm about to FLIP OUT! And Start OFFENDING!

[GonzoDracus]

oh man... I was worried about this... Having an Offensive Clan with so many Ninjas on it... this was bound to happen...

:noid:

[Darkone_Rises]

oh well.....i love flipping..but i love Doom more..*licks Lips*

[ncernak]

I get offended really easily.

I want to join as Mad Nick :mad:

[ncernak]

I'm really offended that I didn't hear about this clan sooner

[GonzoDracus]

well... we are the ones offended by not having you join us sooner :angry:

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
oh well.....i love flipping..but i love Doom more..*licks Lips*

I'm offended you love Doom more than flipping out!! :mad:

although... I don't give a carp! ;)

[GonzoDracus]

yep you guessed it.. time for another...

...

MEMBER UPDATE!!!!

GonzoDracus: Azs
Psylockeslover: Psylockeslover
Nickel97: Nic
attackzack: GonzoDracus
bluebeetle: skeevo
The Qwardian: Dorcus
drgnof tyr: GIANT-MAN
Thunderbolts: MYSTERIO_LIVES
Pogo: The Clown Formerly Known As Gacy's
Manchine: Sinister Sex (With Candy little girl? under my name instead of member)
Gabe Sapien: bushmaster
Retardog: Retardog
Spideyfan29: Spideyfan69
ahole_derby: ahole
JtHM_Dude: Jhonen Vasquez
Darkone_Rises: Quick-n-Easy
darthfatty: member
GianSingir: Turdburglar
Zoidberg: ButtCrack
petenliz9: Petenliz69
Socko: socko
Garbash: Garbash
Sartori: Vic Von Badazz
freakazoid_x: XXX
BadAxe1: BadAxe1
yitJuan: Tulsy Tsan
Basil Elks: Basil Elks
ncernak: Mad Nick

ncernak: tell us why your nick is offensive...

[ncernak]

I'm offended you are currently on this thread and not the TOTALLY Sweet* Ninja Clan.


*and when I say Sweet, I mean TOTALLY Awesome! :laugh:

[ncernak]

Some women find Ma dNick offensive.








:mad:






(So am I now gonna get warning points :( )

[GonzoDracus]

Actually I am...

I'm offended you didn't notice...
:mad:

[Gabe Sapien]

im offended that youre so afraid of warning points mad nick. you need to be prepared for warning points if you offend people. and as for dark one rising, you offend me by not directing your affection towards me. what am i, chopped liver?!*runs off too his room and cries into his pillow* heheh.

[AZS]

If anyone actually cares, I had nothing to do with any of this. I met Gacy/Pogo/Dan at WWE and hung out with him, and know him to be a really cool guy.
I didn't find out about any of this until several days after the whole thing went down.

However, I'm getting a little annoyed that y'all are abusing my name, which happens to be my initials.
I've been staying out of this, leaving threads alone and letting everyone get this all out of their system. But if you really want to push me into taking sides on this, you're not making any friends here.

This is all really obnoxious towards me, when I've done nothing to y'all. Its just rude.

[Gabe Sapien]

azs, im offended you stole the limelight from my post. now nobody will give it any attention. *starts to eat a gallon of chocoloate ice-cream while crying in a corner.* :grin:

[GonzoDracus]

offended? I think you came to the right place... :p


Azs... we're not saying YOU did it. But equality is equality. If they want to start crusading against offensive names they should start from the top. You didn't do it. Fine. But you have the power to make things right. And you are just staying aside on the issue...

[GonzoDracus]

even if it is your initials... we get the pun...

I find it rude that you (the mods) forcibly changed his name because of some grrudge against him... that's simply wrong.

And you've been cool about it. If I had chosen RavenProject's or Draddog's name for the clan thread I would have been banned ages ago...

which btw... judging by your PM you didn't get what I was saying at all...

[quenten B]

Originally posted by azs
If anyone actually cares, I had nothing to do with any of this. I met Gacy/Pogo/Dan at WWE and hung out with him, and know him to be a really cool guy.
I didn't find out about any of this until several days after the whole thing went down.

However, I'm getting a little annoyed that y'all are abusing my name, which happens to be my initials.
I've been staying out of this, leaving threads alone and letting everyone get this all out of their system. But if you really want to push me into taking sides on this, you're not making any friends here.

This is all really obnoxious towards me, when I've done nothing to y'all. Its just rude.

Bottom line, you are a mod, and if this is the stance the mods want to take (which is fine by me) then you should be one of those who should lead by example and change your name. I know that your username is your initials but when they are put together they ARE offensive. It is the precieved unfairness/double standardness of this that rubs me the wrong way. If this is the direction that HCRealms wants to go, then ALL should have to follow, including mods.

[ncernak]

How come no one has posted here all morning?

I'm offended :o

[hail_eris]

I wanna join! Can I be Sex-Religion-Politics-And-Apparently-Serial-Killers? If that's too long, I'll take Son of Doc Samson or Hillside Constrictor...BTW - is there a thread that gives the details of this silliness? I'm curious about how a nickname can be harmless for a year and a half and then, all of a sudden, warrant the witness protection treatment.

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by azs
If anyone actually cares, I had nothing to do with any of this. I met Gacy/Pogo/Dan at WWE and hung out with him, and know him to be a really cool guy.
I didn't find out about any of this until several days after the whole thing went down.

However, I'm getting a little annoyed that y'all are abusing my name, which happens to be my initials.
I've been staying out of this, leaving threads alone and letting everyone get this all out of their system. But if you really want to push me into taking sides on this, you're not making any friends here.

This is all really obnoxious towards me, when I've done nothing to y'all. Its just rude.

I hate to sound like an ### BUT Azs you are so far as i can see the only mod that is rather understanding to the issues on the realms.....I can understand you being upset over the abuse of your name but for most of u sits just good natured Ribbing. None of us mean anymore than respect......Dare i say it..None of us mean to offend;)

And Azs....I love you;) :eek:

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
See!!! It only took like... 82 posts for you to see this one... :rolleyes: I find THAT offensive. Plus the fact that you joined.... that's offensive...

you're perfect for the clan!! :p Welcome aboard! I seen this thread, the day before I joined, I just didn't wanna check it out, 'cause the name threw me off, but when I had seen it again, the next day, curiousity got the better of me.

Oh, & I think I'm lactating, either that, or my nipples are hard & leaky for no reason.

[Darkone_Rises]

i'd find that offensive yet i'm strangely turned on.....Just do me a favor and say "DOOM COMMANDS YOU";)

[Basil Elks]

DOOM COMMANDS YOU!!!
I'm offended that you wanted me to say that, I feel like I'm your slave, again.

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
DOOM COMMANDS YOU!!!
I'm offended that you wanted me to say that, I feel like I'm your slave, again.


And Don't forget it.....#####.;)

[Basil Elks]

I'm offended that our relationship doesn't mean more to you. ;) :p

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
Oh, & I think I'm lactating, either that, or my nipples are hard & leaky for no reason.

Basil, if you are male then this info is something I REEEEAAAALLLLY did NOT need to know. :confused: :laugh:

[Darkone_Rises]

Basil I'm offended that YOUR STILL TALKING! Now make me a pie like a Good American Housewife;) (this Clan was made for us)

[Basil Elks]

*Spreads a monkey's legs open* Darkone, is this the kind of pie you wanted?

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
*Spreads a monkey's legs open* Darkone, is this the kind of pie you wanted?

*Licks Lips*

[Basil Elks]

I'm offended that I was the first person to choose my name. I thought that I was way more offensive then that.

[drgnoftyr]

i am offended i had to change my sig line to prove a point:laugh: :laugh: ;) ;)

[Basil Elks]

I'm offended that the bathrooms are actually clean, come on people this is a man's world, we love of dirty toilets!!!

What's that?, Oh, yes dear, I'll get back to washing the floors in a minute, hon. Oh, you want it done now, yes dear. *scrubs floor* *mumbling* "Lousy imaginary wife!"

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
I'm offended that I was the first person to choose my name. I thought that I was way more offensive then that.

I'm offended that you think too much of yourself.. :p

[GonzoDracus]

clansbrothers (and sister)... apparently my clan nick is too offensive and a mod just asked me to take it off...

I'm offended they didn't ask me sooner...

:rolleyes:

No longer Azs of the OFFENSIVE NICK clan... but taking suggestions as to whom I can be now...

[GonzoDracus]

but... none-the-less, I'm glad you proved my point....

thanks Aaron ;)

[CaptainMarvel]

ARE YOU SERIOUS!

I AM EXTREAMLY OFFENDED THAT YOU ARE CLOSING THIS THREAD NOW THAT I JUST FOUND IT!


besides I wanted to give realmers a reason to be offended. I was going to hand them out for free.



:p

[ncernak]

I'm offended that I can't post on this thread anymore :ermm:


:cheeky:

[GonzoDracus]

the thread isn't closing
at least not that I know of :rolleyes:

[GonzoDracus]

I was just asked to change my nick... that's all... don't be offended.. well.. be offended.... that's what we are all about :p

[GonzoDracus]

oh and Captain.. I'm offended you haven't chosen an Offensive Nick yet!!! :angry:

[Garbash]

Be the Alfred Zanzibar Smith of the clan. Seems pretty good to me. In an offensive sort of way of course.

[GonzoDracus]

Alfred Zanzibar Smith??? Who is he? (I'm offended I don't know who he is!!)

[Garbash]

I'm offended that you can't tell what his intials are.:mad:

[Gabe Sapien]

you can be "devils handshake" of the offensive clan. if you dont know what it is, PM me and ill let ya know. ;)

[GonzoDracus]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

very very very subtle.... :p

niceeeeeeeeeeee
actually..

I'll be Fuk yu... it's a japanese name... :rolleyes:

[ncernak]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
Alfred Zanzibar Smith??? Who is he? (I'm offended I don't know who he is!!)

Alfred Zanzibar Smith???

:p

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
you can be "devils handshake" of the offensive clan. if you dont know what it is, PM me and ill let ya know. ;)

sorta like a stinkfist?
:rolleyes:

[GonzoDracus]

ncernak: I'm offended!!! I got it the first time!!! :angry:




;):cool:

[sarcastro]

Can you just switch two letters and be asz?

Or can you add something to it like azs_man, or big_azs, or something like that?

[Gabe Sapien]

the devils handshake is another name for giving yourself a "how do you do". if you catch my drift. ;) garbash knows now if he has the cajones to say it he can let ya know. heheh.

[ncernak]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus

I'll be Fuk yu... it's a japanese name... :rolleyes:

Can I be your cousin Fuk Mi... I love Japanese names.

It is more cultured than a 'Mad Nick'
:devious:



GAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!

[GonzoDracus]

ahhhhh I see... I didn't know they called it like that...

mmm.... yes.. those are nice suggestions.. but the ideda is to take a nick of someone on the boards and use it as your own on this clan because you find THAT nick offensive... not to make up one of your own and use it.... that destroys the true purpose of the thread...

Im offended you didn't pick that up!!

[Garbash]

Well let me tell you, it has a little bit to do with the cajones.;) What's a good way I can say this? It's something that you usually do alone, especially when you are feeling pathetic. Some people you can pay to do it for you, or if you are lucky someone will do it for free. I think that's about as vague as I can make it.:rolleyes:

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by ncernak
Can I be your cousin Fuk Mi... I love Japanese names.

It is more cultured than a 'Mad Nick'
:devious:



GAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!

jejjeje of course... I can say no to a Ninja Bro!!



here... have some Dew with that frisbee!

[hail_eris]

Another name for it is "Dating Ms. Michigan." For the geographically challenged, look at a map of Michigan. Now look at your palm. See a resemblance?

[GonzoDracus]

jajajajjajaa that one's funny!!

[sarcastro]

I looked, and there is an aszistheanswer and aszsbiggestfan. I think you should be able to use them, unless they're both mods.

Now they could be refering to the mod, but they also could be J-Lo fans. And that offends me.

[GonzoDracus]

I think aszsbiggestfan is offensive enough...

:rolleyes:

[hail_eris]

If you want an authentic offensive Asian nickname, you can't go wrong with Hu Yaobang (pronounced "Who you bang" - I kid you not). Kind of tragic that his name is so hilarious in English - if China ever democratizes, he'll be seen as their Patrick Henry.

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
*Spreads a monkey's legs open* Darkone, is this the kind of pie you wanted? :eek: Wow!, I must have been really offensive with this one!, I got a warning 'cause of it. :disappoin

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
I'm offended that you think too much of yourself.. :p I'm offended that I have been offensive enough. ;) Oh wait!, Yes I have.

[coyotejack]

I'll keep my name since it could be offensive...after all it promotes violent cartoons. heh heh :eek:

[Basil Elks]

Gonzo, you can have my name, I'm changing my nick to Lewd_Squirrel. :classic:

[yitjuan]

Originally posted by hail_eris
If you want an authentic offensive Asian nickname, you can't go wrong with Hu Yaobang (pronounced "Who you bang" - I kid you not). Kind of tragic that his name is so hilarious in English - if China ever democratizes, he'll be seen as their Patrick Henry.

the bang is pronounced as Yeao bAh-ng , not U-bEh-ng . nice try . unless you're talking about the gwai lo slang , which most asians find rather funny and usually ridicule it . there , now i'm been culturally insensitive and offensive . it's the same context as a ch*** and a n** and a p** and a y**k**... ...

there. now i'll get warned for this .

-yitJuan-

[hail_eris]

there. now i'll get warned for this .
Not likely. No one else will pick up on it. And I had a professor who swore up and down that it was "you bang," with accent on "bang." Of course, she was an unapologetic KMT supporter and I always got the impression that she enjoyed the hell out of razzing the CCP.

[CuriousLurker]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
:eek: Wow!, I must have been really offensive with this one!, I got a warning 'cause of it. :disappoin

I don't understand why you got points for this. You didn't say what you were going to do to the monkey. Or if the monkey asked for it. You and the monkey both could have been mutually checking for ticks. If someone reads that quote as improper, it's it their assumption (and fault) that something naughty towards the monkey was implied.

What really bugs me is that you got points for "Disrespecting Forum Members". So what Forum Members were disrespected? Is someone insinuating that the Forum Members are monkeys? That concept is more offensive than what you said.

Now if there was a category that was "Disrespecting Monkeys and/or Apes"... well then, its a grey area at best. Was the aforemention monkey disrespected? We can't be sure. The monkey could have wanted it all along. We should send a PM to this particular monkey and see what his/her feelings are. Now I can't speak for the monkey or how it interprets your implied actions. But if I was monkey I would want to know a lot more facts about the nature of your intention. But if I was the monkey and said "No" to you, you better listen. Because when a monkey says "no", "no" means "no!"

[yitjuan]

Originally posted by hail_eris
Not likely. No one else will pick up on it. And I had a professor who swore up and down that it was "you bang," with accent on "bang." Of course, she was an unapologetic KMT supporter and I always got the impression that she enjoyed the hell out of razzing the CCP.

KMT as in KuoMinTang ??? :) heheheh

-yitJuan-

I'm really offended that you didn't find it offensive ;)

[Basil Elks]

I'm changing my nick to most offensive member. ;) :laugh: :p :disappoin

[Gabe Sapien]

im offended at how often you change your nick basil! :p

[Basil Elks]

I'm offended that you're offended. ;)

[Gabe Sapien]

is anyone else offended by the offensive behavior being exhibited by basil? and with that im out, see you guys next week.

[Basil Elks]

Newbies, what do they know? Pfft!, Can you beleive that he thinks that I'm offensive, me the most nn offensive person on this realm.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
:eek: Wow!, I must have been really offensive with this one!, I got a warning 'cause of it. :disappoin

I'm offended that you only got six wp's, man that was vile!

[BadAxe1]

And I am truly deeply offended that I still only have six. I have tried sooooo hard for two weeks now to get some more. Anyone have any suggestions. (Boy that'll take on a life of it's own.:grin:)

[John G]

I'm offensive! Take THAT Realmworx!:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[John G]

I'm offensive! Take THAT Realmworx!:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :p :p

[GonzoDracus]

Originally posted by CuriousLurker
I don't understand why you got points for this. You didn't say what you were going to do to the monkey. Or if the monkey asked for it. You and the monkey both could have been mutually checking for ticks. If someone reads that quote as improper, it's it their assumption (and fault) that something naughty towards the monkey was implied.

What really bugs me is that you got points for "Disrespecting Forum Members". So what Forum Members were disrespected? Is someone insinuating that the Forum Members are monkeys? That concept is more offensive than what you said.

Now if there was a category that was "Disrespecting Monkeys and/or Apes"... well then, its a grey area at best. Was the aforemention monkey disrespected? We can't be sure. The monkey could have wanted it all along. We should send a PM to this particular monkey and see what his/her feelings are. Now I can't speak for the monkey or how it interprets your implied actions. But if I was monkey I would want to know a lot more facts about the nature of your intention. But if I was the monkey and said "No" to you, you better listen. Because when a monkey says "no", "no" means "no!"

Obviously you don't know Basil.

[Basil Elks]

Well, they ARE a newbie. ;)

[CuriousLurker]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
Well, they ARE a newbie. ;)

Actually, Lewd, I have been lurking about since the start in 02'. Back when Picasso was the first Todd and in the days of Fleetle and Meepobrauten. But recently, I have noticed things that have bothered me enough to log on and start to post. This is one of those issues.

When this boils down, I'll probably disappear again until someone else decides they can't police their children themselves and go on a rampage.

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by John G
I'm offensive! Take THAT Realmworx!:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :p :p

*shakes his head*

[The Qwardian]

Hey Pogo, Dont you have a dog named Gacy? and isnt his favourite toy a stuffed clown doll? Isn't that the reason you chose the name of Gacy's clown? ;)

[GonzoDracus]

Hey Qwardian... I think that was offensive to dogs. Don't you know who Gacy was??!??!?!

Geez!!! You'd think that people would learn by now that they must keep the net safe for innocent dogs who might stumble upon a nick and say hmmmm Gonzo is a muppet that killed chickens.... he should not have that nick!!! That's offensive... I mean.. my dog could kill chickens!!! :rolleyes:

:noid:

[Wollstonecraft]

Okay, I'll bite. Not literally or in any kind of werid kinky way...

I'll be

SpringtimeForHitler

I tried to create and account with that name, but it was to long. Alas.

Why did I pick that name? Cause Hitler is funny. Hitler died in a ditch covered in petrol, on fire. I think that's funny. Cause he was a mass murdering puck head.

Anyone ever thought of what would happen if "P's" were pronounced like "f's"?

[GonzoDracus]

jejejeejejejjee cool.. welcome to the gang...


feel free to offend.
;)

[CuriousLurker]

Originally posted by Wollstonecraft
Hitler died in a ditch covered in petrol, on fire. I think that's funny. Cause he was a mass murdering puck head.

Thank the maker, my nick isn't "EddieIzzard" or I'd be mad at you stealing for my material. :p

[GonzoDracus]

Lurker... so you are offended?

[CuriousLurker]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
Lurker... so you are offended?

I would like to respond to your comment. But I cannot. My opinion may cause others to post their opinions, which have the potential to be ideologically different than my own. I understand this is a discussion forum. But if another forum member dares to post a differing opinion, I may be liable for another warning point due to “Instigation/Provoking Members” I will post my opinion to your comment only if you can absolutely guarantee that every subsequent forum member will only post supporting views.

Until then I shall just post this symbol “~” and hope that you understand what I mean by it.

[GonzoDracus]

wait a minute!!!! that's what this clan is all about!!! OFFENDING OTHERS and feeling OFFENDED YOURSELF!!!!

let's not get distracted with minuscae and lose focus of the real purpose of this clan...


so please. offend some more ;)

[DarthDoom]

DOOM will crush you all.
YOU all are DOOOOOOOOOOOMed!:devious:


WAH HA HA HA:laugh:


DOOM is offended

[GonzoDracus]

hmmmm not really...

I think DOOM is really bored...

:p

[Danny Rand]

This thread kicks azs! this was one bad azs idea! I wish to offend, so I can say kiss my azs. I just dont know what to say to offend sheesh...

you know this mail in my junk folder is getting annoying, "blah blah blah this" and "blah finance that."
You know which ones really bother me? The "add 3-5 inches blah blah blah" carp.

Seriously, wtf am I going to do with 19 inches?????? :laugh:

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by DarthDoom
DOOM will crush you all.
YOU all are DOOOOOOOOOOOMed!:devious:


WAH HA HA HA:laugh:


DOOM is offended


Come Back to bed lover;)










HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASUCKMEHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Qwardian]

LMAO!!!!! I swear this is a thread to see what it takes to get some warning points!

[Basil Elks]

I'm more offensive that a fat person's sweaty, naked body.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by CuriousLurker
I would like to respond to your comment. But I cannot. My opinion may cause others to post their opinions, which have the potential to be ideologically different than my own. I understand this is a discussion forum. But if another forum member dares to post a differing opinion, I may be liable for another warning point due to “Instigation/Provoking Members” I will post my opinion to your comment only if you can absolutely guarantee that every subsequent forum member will only post supporting views.

Until then I shall just post this symbol “~” and hope that you understand what I mean by it.

See what I mean. You are just to intelligent to even be here.

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by CuriousLurker
Until then I shall just post this symbol “~” and hope that you understand what I mean by it. Surfs up?

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by The Qwardian
Hey Pogo, Dont you have a dog named Gacy? and isnt his favourite toy a stuffed clown doll? Isn't that the reason you chose the name of Gacy's clown? ;)

Now that you mention it....:cheeky:

[Garbash]

Anybody here named John? That would be EXTREMELY offensive. The thought of naming kids John is just too horrible to think about.

*Shudders*

[John G]

Mee oh meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[VetLogan]

Anybody here named John? That would be EXTREMELY offensive.

I thought this was pretty funny! My friends Peter, Richard, Rodney, and his father Mr. Johnson, all agreed!

[GonzoDracus]

well... I'm John... I'm offended.

:mad:

[Garbash]

Ok, I'm getting seriously offended by the total lack of response on this thread. Shape it up guys!!!:mad:

[Darkone_Rises]

I'm OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING IN CREATION!!!!! I DEMAND NAME CHANGES FOR EVERYONE WITH A USERNAME THAT INCLUDES A VOWEL!! #### IT ALL I LIKE PORNO AND SERIAL KILLERS AN DI DON"T KNO WWHAT I"M POSTING SO PLEASE BE OFFEDDED AT MY MISSPELLING>>>>OK! FOOLS I LOVE DOOM>>>WHO AM I!

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
I'm OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING IN CREATION!!!!! I DEMAND NAME CHANGES FOR EVERYONE WITH A USERNAME THAT INCLUDES A VOWEL!! #### IT ALL I LIKE PORNO AND SERIAL KILLERS AN DI DON"T KNO WWHAT I"M POSTING SO PLEASE BE OFFEDDED AT MY MISSPELLING>>>>OK! FOOLS I LOVE DOOM>>>WHO AM I! Great-uncle Wang Chiuhissy?

[Darkone_Rises]

The word WANG is highly offensive...Words like WANG make Baby Jesus Cry:laugh:

[Basil Elks]

Maybe so, but do they make adult Jesus cry?

[Gacy's Clown]

I'm just offended that I'm not the center of attention this week...:cheeky:

[GonzoDracus]

jaajajjajajjaja that's because they obviously don't know what Pogo means ;)


erm.. wait... I don't know what it means either....

:rolleyes:

[GonzoDracus]

ok. Now I've offended myself... that's the most Basil Elks' reply (this south of Canada) ever!


I'm gonna go and commit sepokku...

:confused:

[Garbash]

Yay seppuku, are you using a frisbee, or a wakizashi? If you aren't using a wakizashi, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to be very offended. I'll also be offended if you don't send pictures to all the nice people here.

[yitjuan]

being a chinese , i'm highly offended by the apparent slur that the surname "Wang" is. The same way I am offended at Florida .

-yitJuan-

oh yeah i come from Malaysia . We are as offensive as Florida . The only problem is that we have an island at the end. ####### lions :)

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
ok. Now I've offended myself... that's the most Basil Elks' reply (this south of Canada) ever!


I'm gonna go and commit sepokku...

:confused: Now you know the true meaning of this clan, that you've started. ;)

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
ok. Now I've offended myself... that's the most Basil Elks' reply (this south of Canada) ever!


I'm gonna go and commit sepokku...

:confused: Now you know what the real reason is for this thread that you've created. It's so you can act like me. ;)

[Gacy's Clown]

Well, I guess I get another day in the sun now.:)

My 15 minutes will be over with shortly...

[drgnoftyr]

since people get offended when other people point out thing's i just want to point out that today is Basil Elks b-day so happy b-day man :laugh: :laugh: :devious: :devious: ;) ;) :grin:

[Magotclown6]

i want to join the offensive nick clan...i can be Ghost_rider
cuz i like to "ride" ghosts.....and it is offensive to the pulse challenged.....

for the occasion i wrote a haiku
Forsooth UnderCover Kings
See Hammers In Town
Crackers Ultimate New Treat

heh heh heh heh heh that not only is the worst haiku in history it isn't even a Haiku..and that should offend english/poetry majors!!!

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(wonders if anyone can decipher my coded haiku??)

[Magotclown6]

i want to join the offensive nick clan...i can be Ghost_rider
cuz i like to "ride" ghosts.....and it is offensive to the pulse challenged.....

for the occasion i wrote a haiku
Forsooth UnderCover Kings
See Hammers In Town
Crackers Ultimate New Treat

heh heh heh heh heh that not only is the worst haiku in history it isn't even a Haiku..and that should offend english/poetry majors!!!

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(wonders if anyone can decipher my coded haiku??)
:laugh: :devious: :p :noid: :rolleyes:

[Magotclown6]

i want to join the offensive nick clan...i can be Ghost_rider
cuz i like to "ride" ghosts.....and it is offensive to the pulse challenged.....

for the occasion i wrote a haiku
Forsooth UnderCover Kings
See Hammers In Town
Crackers Ultimate New Treat

heh heh heh heh heh that not only is the worst haiku in history it isn't even a Haiku..and that should offend english/poetry majors!!!

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(wonders if anyone can decipher my coded haiku??)
:cheeky: :rolleyes: :devious: :o :noid:

[qballjon1]

is charles manson taken? if not i claim it. if i cant be manson ill take ed gein,let me know.

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by drgnof tyr
since people get offended when other people point out thing's i just want to point out that today is Basil Elks b-day so happy b-day man :laugh: :laugh: :devious: :devious: ;) ;) :grin: Why'd that be offensive? Wasn't that what the three or so week party in the "Popularity Contest?" thread was all about?

[qballjon1]

if the names charles manson or ed gein are 2 touchy on this site ill take c.manson and if i cant have that ill take e.gein.

[Darkone_Rises]

This one time i made love to Dr. Doom and had to get a tetnus shot;)

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
This one time i made love to Dr. Doom and had to get a tetnus shot;) So that's why Doom always winks at you, when you two pass each other. :cheeky:

[qballjon1]

i could have picked something really offensive nowadays:
george wubya what u think about that??

[qballjon1]

of course mentioning that might get me a warning.

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
So that's why Doom always winks at you, when you two pass each other. :cheeky:
Thats cause he knows what i'm packing;)

Offended yet?

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
Thats cause he knows what i'm packing;)

Offended yet? Oh, I'm always offended with you. ;) :p

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
Oh, I'm always offended with you. ;) :p

But is it my words or my presence that offends you, Canooky one?

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
But is it my words or my presence that offends you, Canooky one? Neither, it's your choice of cologne. *WHEW!* Do you have to use Eau de ###? ;) :p :confused:

[Darkone_Rises]

oh oh....i'm not wearing cologne.....thats him. (Indicates dead monkey carcass floating in the pool) Thats Dinner:classic:

Born to be an American:grin:

[Basil Elks]

*looks over at the pool, sees the dead monkey floating in it* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!, CARL!!!!!! :( the pirates killed Carl. *sniff, sniff* :confused: that was a bad idea.

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Basil Elks
*looks over at the pool, sees the dead monkey floating in it* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!, CARL!!!!!! :( the pirates killed Carl. *sniff, sniff* :confused: that was a bad idea.

you get any tears on my dinner and i'll do to you what Ando does Docfate77.:eek:


Hmmm i just "Zinged" myself

[Socko]

the monkey died?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111ONEONEONEONE

[Basil Elks]

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
Hmmm i just "Zinged" myself Don't worry, I do that all the time, usually at night. In fact I just "Zinged" myself last night. ;) :eek: :laugh:

[Lee the Great]

i'm offended that some people DON'T find the nickname gacy's clown offensive...not really...but i AM offended that some people are DEFENSIVE about their OFFENSIVENESS....i'll be ....ummmm..... The Funisher....can you believe some people are offended by fun?? and others are offended by my nickname's resemblance to The Furnisher? you know...that lame ### dc villain??? the guilty must be funished....
PS: i luv this clan....

[The Qwardian]

Am I kicked out of the clan? due to the fact that dorcus quit? Hope she has fun with WOTC *cough* Loser *cough*

[GonzoDracus]

she quit?!?!? :eek:

Im offended I didn't know of this before!!!!


wait.. I really don't give a carp about it... carry on... :cool:

[The Qwardian]

Yeah, she left after the whole Galactus issue back in LA. Some ppl dont have thick enough skin.
She now works for WOTC.
I think their consumer policy better fits Dorcus.

Ignore, Ignore Ignore.

Personally I am offended she didnt quit sooner,

[GonzoDracus]

I'm offended you are offended about all of this.

[Darkone_Rises]

I cheated on doom with baron Zemo;)


Delicious!

[GonzoDracus]

:confused: now there's a shocker... :rolleyes:

[GonzoDracus]

I think I should feel offended by something..... wait.. yes!!!

I'm offended that there is still a war going on in Iraq!!! :angry:


there.... better....

[Darkone_Rises]

The shocker would be cheating with the Blob....:eek: