The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintances

[doctorfate77]

Human Skeleton?

was there a secondary mutation or something?

I thought you were the elongated man....

ive been away far too long.

[doctorfate77]

We've broken 1000 posts....

should we celebrate?

we could all go to Golden Corral or White Castle or somethin.

[JKLantern]

Name change. Pretty much I had a long term illness, resulting in me losing 10 lbs. Which is saying something, as I am a little over six feet tall and only weighed around 140 in the first place.

We can go to a restaurant if you're buying.

[DemonRS]

1000 posts is mediocre compaired to some of the other threads.. Lets party!

[JKLantern]

YEEEEEEE-HA!

*Does the "Excited Happy Rich Texan" dance from the Simpsons, which is remarkable as JKLantern doesn't live anywhere NEAR Texas.*

[Beast2029]

I'M BACK WITH A VENGANCE!
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I've wanted to do that for sooo long.

wait for it .waaaaaaait......NOW!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
*=Running in house with a bed sheet over my head.



Originally posted by Beast2029
I think we should have somebody build a time machine.

JK, You get started on the Time machine! Iwanna screw around with the Fabric of time.
.......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

[Beast2029]

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sorry.

[Diablo4485]

Hey all. Back again.

Wow, at the rate I'm lurking maybe my hero name should be changed to Phantom Lurker... or something... :rolleyes:

[DemonRS]

it's ALIVE!

[Gentlegamer]

Professor Data is back from sabbatical. Well, it wasn't really sabbatical. I just indifferent to returning. How are my mediocre acquaintances?

[EmperorNorton]

The Seer of Future Past is in a bad mood.
But I saw that coming...
It's frickin' cold at the European HQ.

[JKLantern]

I Officially declare the Slightly Dangerous Squad Open for business, with the development of this time machine!

*Block of wood*

It moves in one temporal direction at a steady rate! Forwards!

[JKLantern]

Oh, and the cold is fine as long as I don't touch any freezing objects like this metal pipe...

(5...4...3...2...)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!

[Beast2029]

.......where IS you all? :angry:
*mad about nobody posting for a few weeks.*
anyone besides Cap C goni to the Pre-Realese?(SP)

[JKLantern]

Once again, I think people ended up busy.

I am not going to any prereleases. But thanks for askin'.

[DemonRS]

If someone goes to the pre-release get me a batman.. ;)

I'll take a V-spoiler too.. :P

[Beast2029]

what b-man? i gotses a vet. and a KCGL!:) :cool: :grin:
AND Purple Ring Ares for just showin up!:grin: :grin: :grin:
i declare we party like its 1999!

*starts to groove...badly*

[JKLantern]

Do you REALLY want to see a Skeleton groove? Don't answer that...

[DemonRS]

Originally posted by Beast2029
what b-man? i gotses a vet. and a KCGL!:) :cool: :grin:
AND Purple Ring Ares for just showin up!:grin: :grin: :grin:
i declare we party like its 1999!

*starts to groove...badly*


I want one.. :(

[Beast2029]

sorry. I HAD to do that.:grin:

[Hawkeye101]

Can I be Retarded Lad.He has the amazing ability to not think at all.I will be DemonRS's arch enemy.(He hates stupid people).My Origin...I was born this Way! Ooooooohhhh.


Badurp!:cross-eye

[DemonRS]

meh?

When did I say I hate stupid people?

I just have distaste for some of them. It depends on the extent of your stupidity..

For instance.

Yesterday I was on a bus, back from my campus to my apartment. The bus broke down. Everyone on the bus was given the option to get off the bus or wait for the replacement bus. We waited 20 minutes for the next bus. Finally it came..
Everybody piled off the bust and onto the new bus. AS SOON as the bus started moving, someone pulled the rope to signal they wanted to get off.

Now this would have been acceptable if we broke down BEFORE Campus. The bus broke down ON campus. The two people who pulled the string proceeded to get off the bus at the next stop (which was a block and a half down the road.) now I ask you.. Why in the name of heck would you wait on a bus for 20 minutes if you could have walked to your destination in 5?

[DemonRS]

And you can be Retarded Lad if you'd like..

And you can be my archenemy if you are stupid like that..

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by DemonRS
meh?

When did I say I hate stupid people?

I just have distaste for some of them. It depends on the extent of your stupidity..

For instance.

Yesterday I was on a bus, back from my campus to my apartment. The bus broke down. Everyone on the bus was given the option to get off the bus or wait for the replacement bus. We waited 20 minutes for the next bus. Finally it came..
Everybody piled off the bust and onto the new bus. AS SOON as the bus started moving, someone pulled the rope to signal they wanted to get off.

Now this would have been acceptable if we broke down BEFORE Campus. The bus broke down ON campus. The two people who pulled the string proceeded to get off the bus at the next stop (which was a block and a half down the road.) now I ask you.. Why in the name of heck would you wait on a bus for 20 minutes if you could have walked to your destination in 5?

Thats awesome.

reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw today.

[Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them]

ha.

[JKLantern]

Heh. I know people like that.

[Beast2029]

Me Too.:laugh:

[DemonRS]

Originally posted by doctorfate77
Thats awesome.

reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw today.

[Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them]

ha.


truer Words may never be spoken

[Beast2029]

They might have. you never know.

[Beast2029]

Where IS you all?:angry:

[JKLantern]

Zzzz...huh? Wha?

[DemonRS]

I am here.. just nothing to respond to.. :)

[JKLantern]

Oh look, it's Pentago the Pentagonal Conqueror attacking the planet...

[Beast2029]

Lets go say hello!:grin:

[JKLantern]

Hi Pentago! How's it go--

OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF MY FACE! GET IT OFF!

All your base belongs to us.

(There needs to be an Alien Face Sucker Smiley)

[Beast2029]

Oh, that didnt work out as i planned. :disappoin

[Beast2029]

hmmmm, i wonder......
:alienfacesucker:

nope :ermm: Darn.

[JKLantern]

*In alien fishy voice* IT SHALL DEVOUR YOUR COWS! IT SHALL BURN YOUR FIELDS OF POTATOS! ALL SHALL CRINGE BEFORE IT!

[Beast2029]

OH NO! WITHOUT POTATOS, I CANT MAKE MY INFAMOUS DURN GOOD POTATO SALAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO(kaff, kaff)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JKLantern]

Someone remove this mediocre alien from my fa-

*Fishy Voice* ALL SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF IT'S UNSEEING GAZE!

That doesn't make any sense. Stupid alien.

*Fishy Voice* QUIET YOU! I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SPLEEN!

Oh no, not my spleen. Anything but an organ I can live without. Oh, did I mention I have BACON PANTS?

*The Pentago Probe detatches itself from Lantern's face and attaches to the Bacon Pants*

The situation has not improved...

[Beast2029]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THE BACON PANTS MUST BE DESTROIED!
dont worry, i have cheese pants.

[JKLantern]

What did the Bacon Pants ever do to you? And they've been through enough, between the Pentago Probe and BudPalmer chewing them...

[CaptainCanada]

Darn it, JK! I leave for a mere...uh...five months, and you go and raid my closet! Give me back my Bacon Pants! My mudder made those for me! They were a gift.

I see nothing has changed around here while I've been on vacation.

Good. Where's the soda?

[JKLantern]

Actually, I made these bacon pants. I STOLE your CANADIAN Bacon Pants, and then proceeded to lose them in a bet.

But I'm working on two more pairs of Canadian Bacon Pants as we speak...once we get this alien off my Bacon Pants. It's starting to chafe...

[Beast2029]

I thought so.

[CaptainCanada]

You did what?!

Well, then I'm taking a pair of the ones you're making.

What, no welcome back?

[Beast2029]

Welcome back from yer Hiatus.

[JKLantern]

Welcome back. Want a Pentago Probe?

*Passes the alien off on Cap*

Sucker.

[CaptainCanada]

AHHH!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!!

AAAHHHHH!!!!....oooh. Strangely calming. :squareeye

<fishy voice> I am Locutus of Borg. I...

Shaddup, you stupid alien! Do you wanna get us sued?! Sheesh. You know JK, you never asked him to leave, did you? I just did, and he went over sucking on that ol' Human Fencepost. Good thing he's asleep, or he'd be freakin' out, with that thing on his forehead. :)

[CaptainCanada]

Heheh. Sucker. I get it. :grin:

[Beast2029]

Heh.Sucker. hey, what is everyone laughing abou-OH MY GOD GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!
*Becomes veggie in a catatonic state*
*starts to drool*

[JKLantern]

Wow. You wouldn't think that would work...

Y'know, the Face Sucker is kinda cute, in a slimy, disgusting way...maybe we can keep it as a pet...

*Looks up, sees Bigger Pentago's*

Uh-oh...

[DemonRS]

I'm so confused.. what's going on in this hq?

[JKLantern]

Just the usual. A minor alien invasion, some laundry, some scientific experiments...

[Beast2029]

*Contiues to drool*

[Beast2029]

Continues,not contiues

[CaptainCanada]

Hey! Catonic people don't correct their spelling errors! He's faking! This whole invasion was a farce!!

[JKLantern]

Must...resist...urge...to...question...use...of...vocabulary...

Well, anyway, these are mediocre aliens, so they only cause MEDIOCRE catatonia.

Hmm...There is now a Giant Pentago on the Lady of Liberty. It doesn't seem to be doing much of anything...

[CaptainCanada]

Did I use "farce" wrong? If so, then...uh....that's how we use it Canada. Yeah, that's it.....

I heard that Pentago was allergic to corn starch and Steven Segal movies.

[Beast2029]

*Drools some more even though Pentago went away*

[CaptainCanada]

You know, you're ruining the carpet.

Then again, it wasn't in great condition to begin, but still, cut it out.

[JKLantern]

Well, I solved the alien problem with an ingenius plan.

Who wants a Pentago Pizza the size of the former Soviet Union?

[CaptainCanada]

I'd eat a Pentago Pizza the size of the CURRENT Soviet Union!

:ermm:

[JKLantern]

Okay, here ya go...

*JKLantern hands Cap a big heaping plate of nothing.*

[DemonRS]

ahahahah

[Beast2029]

*Drools summore.*

[JKLantern]

Missed one. Guess I'll keep it as a pet. And since the only food source for it available is the Fencepost's face... :devious:

[CaptainCanada]

Mmmm! My favorite portion of Pentago Pizza! All done! Can I have seconds?

Ohhh. We're out.....I think. :p

[doctorfate77]

I would like a breadtangle of pentango pizza.

[DemonRS]

Hey doc fate.. What a hilarious avatar.. :)

[Beast2029]

*Wonders when he'll stop drooling*

[JKLantern]

I'd remove the Pentago from the Fencepost's face, but it's the only food source available for the Pentago.

I think I'll call it Angus, the More Than Lucky Fishy.

(And if you know what I'm referencing you desparately need to get a life.)

[CaptainCanada]

Well, we certainly don't have very many people who post very often. Where the heck is Mini-Beast?! Little Buddy!? Where are you?!

[CaptainCanada]

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!

I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!!

[JKLantern]

I'm still here. *Inches closer to the Captain.*

:tired: :tired: :tired:

What the-

Get off me you stupid Pentago!

[DemonRS]

I'm here but I'm lurking like usual..

[Beast2029]

Originally posted by JKLantern
I'd remove the Pentago from the Fencepost's face, but it's the only food source available for the Pentago.

I think I'll call it Angus, the More Than Lucky Fishy.

(And if you know what I'm referencing you desparately need to get a life.)

The suspense is Killing me.
What are you refering to?:tired:

[JKLantern]

Bad Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference. You really, really don't want to know...

[CaptainCanada]

You're right. I don't.

[Beast2029]

Maybe I do wanna know

[Mägo de Oz]

Originally posted by CaptainCanada
Did I use "farce" wrong? If so, then...uh....that's how we use it Canada. Yeah, that's it.....

I heard that Pentago was allergic to corn starch and Steven Segal movies.

Who isnt allergic to Steven Segal movies?

BB Reporting for duty!

[doctorfate77]

I'm still here.

just molting.

[CaptainCanada]

Molting?! ALL OVER THE CARPET?! GAA! I just cleaned up!! No wonder that housekeeper left.

[DemonRS]

#### women.. They always molt in the headquarters..

Just teasing doc

[doctorfate77]

sorry. yeah, I'll clean it up myself using my sonic scream...

*glass and furniture breaks everywhere*

*Fish explode and birds slam against the window*

okaaay... mebbe I shouldnt use that to clean...

*grabs broom*

oops... sorry JKL.

*grabs real broom*

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by DemonRS
#### women.. They always molt in the headquarters..

Just teasing doc

i KNOOOOW. ####ed women. I'll never date one again!!!

[JKLantern]

Just because I'm shaped like a stick doesn't mean I don't have feelings too! :cry:

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by JKLantern
Just because I'm shaped like a stick doesn't mean I don't have feelings too! :cry:

don't be sad.

some of my best friends are sticks...

[JKLantern]

You too? :confused: ;)

[doctorfate77]

:laugh: :laugh:

[CaptainCanada]

I've never met a stick peron I didn't like....except for that one guy of course.

[CaptainCanada]

Also, DF77, I must say, your avatar is hi-larious. :laugh:

[Beast2029]

I was born a poor black child too.

[JKLantern]

I was born.

I think.

[Beast2029]

Originally posted by JKLantern
I was born.

I think.
No, you weren't

[CaptainCanada]

I was born a poor white child. Both my parents are teachers. :ermm:

[CaptainCanada]

And JK, every knows you were never born. You were....created!

Bwahahahah!

[JKLantern]

I am not a robot!

(Unless I'm a Doombot that thinks it is the real JKLantern, which I'm not.)

[CaptainCanada]

Are you sure?

Those Doombot Identity Cris...er....Emergencies can sneak up on you.


Due to the death of Blue Beetle, I refuse to read anything with the word 'Crisis' in the title that DC publishes.

Rest in peace Ted. :(

[JKLantern]

Yeah, I'm upset about Beetle too.

[CaptainCanada]

But then, DC Comics is pretty good about bringing EVERYONE back from the dead.

If he was a Marvel Character, they'd just throw in some clones.

Clones are a fix-all solution!!

[JKLantern]

JKLantern: Hi everybody!

Another JKL: Hi everybody!

Another JKL: Hi everybody!

Another JKL: Hi everybody!

Yet another JKL: Someone shall pay for this. And it will probably be JacinB for no particular reason.

[CaptainCanada]

No!! These clones are superfluous! We haven't had a continuity issue yeeet, so we don't need 'em!!

JK, put 'em back in the lab till tey're necessary.

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: You think I let them out? I'm blaming JacinB, because I can.

Another JKL: Where's the beef?

YAJKL: I never say that. These clones ####.

[CaptainCanada]

I agree! Fine then, sic 'em all on Jacin B then. Might as well put 'em to use.

[Beast2029]

Yeah, me too

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: Alright, clones. Training starts at 0500.

AJKL: That early?

YAJKL: Yes that early.

AJKL: You don't even get up that early.

YAJKL: I'm not the one who has to train.

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: Oh, and feel free to boss the clones around guys.

AJKL: What?
AJKL: What?
AJKL: What?
AJKL: Donuts!

YAJKL: Especially that last one.

[DemonRS]

*punches a clone in the face..

Gosh that felt good..

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: Ow! That was me you putz!

[DemonRS]

*hoped he got the real one.. :P

[JKLantern]

DemonRS: That looks like fun. *Punches a JKL*
Another DemonRS: That looks like fun. *Punches a JKL*
Another DemonRS: That looks like fun. *Punches a JKL*
Another DemonRS: That looks like fun. *Punches a JKL*
Yet Another DemonRS: That looks like fun. *Punches the real DemonRS*

YAJKL: Well, this proves that there is at least one stupid clone in each batch.

Donut JKL: I have a navel academy.

YAJKL: Quiet you.

[CaptainCanada]

I could only make one clone, and he's not funny. He just thinks he's me. Or...am I the clone? *gasp!*

I didn't realize this was so complex!
Help me, Spider-Man!!









He's not coming, is he? :(

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: I've really got to put a better lock on my lab.

DonutJKL: I hate the Fantastic Four.

*Stunned Silence*

YAJKL: You are not of my blood. Get out of my sight.

[DemonRS]

*Shoots all his clones in the head..

Problem solved.. :devious:

[CaptainCanada]

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE CLONES WERE SHOT?! WHAT IF YOU KILLED AN ORIGINAL?!

[DemonRS]

That's a good question..

I can only hope that none of the clones would be as savage as the original.. of course one of the clones could have been MORE savage than the original and therefore killed everyone else..

[CaptainCanada]

Meh. Well, now that that's done woth, we need to have a crisis sometime or another. Kill off a fan-favorte character, like Blue Beetle, or Sue Dibny. Or we could ge Disassembled! Then we get to kill Hawkeye! And Vision. And Jack of Hearts. And Ant-Man.

[doctorfate77]

can I borrow someone's clone tonight?

I have a concert to go to, and I need a date. I would take one of my own, but they are all at Starbucks. So if you have a spare, let me know. preferrably a tall one. and NO third or fourth generation copies. they are all kinda creepy.

Let me know, I'll be in my room.

[DemonRS]

*walks toward the tSDS/LoSA Headquarters door and explodes..

[JKLantern]

YAJKL: Take the Donut JKL! Please! And shove him into traffic!

Donut: I am the King of the Pixies.

YAJKL: I always thought...nah, too easy...

[JKLantern]

And good thing that was only the DemonRS Doombot v 8.9, or else I could've been sued!

[DemonRS]

*Ceases to Exist..

DemonRS doombot v8.9 shot the rest of the DemonRS's in their heads.. I smell lawsuit..

[CaptainCanada]

S'Okay. I'll just use the Black Magic theey teach you in Canadian Elementary Schools to reincarnate DemonRS. You don't mind sharing your head with an actual demon, do you? His name is Gary.

[DemonRS]

Cooooool
Can I be insane like the lazarus pit does?

[Beast2029]

no.

[DemonRS]

:surprised

[doctorfate77]

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just passin through...

[CaptainCanada]

OMG! It makes feet! How cool. And don't listen to Fencepost. You can be as insane as you want to be. :)

[DemonRS]

* stnd in the corner bumping his head into the wall

[DemonRS]

Stupid edit button.. Should be:

*stands in the corner bumping his head into the wall..

[JKLantern]

Ummm, last election I thought we decided DemonRS was the boss.

Therefore, he can be as insane as he wants to be. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an army of Ghost Pirate Robots to fabricate.

[DemonRS]

ooo insane boss!

[CaptainCanada]

Great. When's the next election? :confused:

And JK, I think you should make those Ghost Pirate Robots who's greatest love is to clean the Headquarters for no pay. Make it happen, my man!

[doctorfate77]

thats honestly not a good idea.

trust me when I say, they will work for no pay, but will steal all the valuables in the house. It's in our blood, robotic or not.

[DemonRS]

I know cleaning services that you have to pay, and they'll still steal all the valuables in the house.. :)

[CaptainCanada]

Well, good thing we don't have any valuables, huh?

[JKLantern]

YOU might not have any valuables, but I have this rare, precious...

*Looks in closet*

Ah ####, it escaped. That's gonna cost me...

[CaptainCanada]

Well, I don't have any valuables anyway. Not since JK ruined my Bacon Pants. When are you gonna get around to growing a super-clone replacement?

[JKLantern]

I've been through about seven pairs of Bacon Pants, you're going to have to be a little more specific.

In fact, the "valuable" that escaped was a genetically altered clone of pair 3, mixed with Pentago DNA. Looks like it is now...chewing on the Fencepost's face...

[CaptainCanada]

Aha. Couold you replace the originals? I need something to replace all of the pajama bottoms that Mini Beast stole, with all of the Maple Leaves all over them.

[JKLantern]

I can do better than that!

Introducing...the MAPLACON PANTS! Made from a crossbreed of Maple and Bacon!

ANNNND...they are also now chewing on Fencepost's face. Why does everything chew on his face?

[CaptainCanada]

Well, he does have a very chewable face.

I pronounce it is time to retcon our origins!! Come to think of it, what were our original origins? All I can remember is some jumbled mess about numbered gorillas...

Also, does anyone know when the Man-Thing movie is gonna be on SciFi Channel? I need to watch it..

[JKLantern]

There's gonna be a Man-Thing movie on Sci-Fi? Hot ####! I need to call my brother about this one!

[Beast2029]

Originally posted by CaptainCanada
Well, he does have a very chewable face.

I pronounce it is time to retcon our origins!! Come to think of it, what were our original origins? All I can remember is some jumbled mess about numbered gorillas...

Also, does anyone know when the Man-Thing movie is gonna be on SciFi Channel? I need to watch it..

I do.
I find myself chewing on it from time to time.:grin:

Teh 30th,bub.
and I have no origin, i just am.

[CaptainCanada]

No origin!! Nonsense. Stop being so gosh-darned lazy.

[JKLantern]

Once, there was the Elongated Man.

Then, a reaction between a freak sickness and his already mutated physiology occured, changing his powers slightly and twisting his mind a little more in the process.

And thus a Lunatic was born. JKLantern, the Human Skeleton.

[CaptainCanada]

Long ago, in the wilds of suburban Toronto, there was born a boy of average intelligence, average athletic skill, and average good looks.

He was truly destined to be Canada's greatest hero.

After witnessing the brutal murder of Bruce Wayne's parents, he decided to avoid Gotham City and that freakin' psycho Batman altogether. Also, The Mask of Zorro was not as good as the critics made it out to be.

Metropolis also left him feeling uneasy, for instead of a mugger, he was much more likely to meet an invading alien armada, or a Kryptonite-powered robot death-machine.

In fact, most of America seemed unsafe.

New York City, in this bizzare cross-continuity universe, was infested with swinging Spider-Menaces (or so that nice newspaper man said), roaming teams of supervillains looking to take out the Avengers, and crazy mutants from upstate.

So our traveling Champion looked for a place where he had to fight only villains and scoundrels as mediocre as himself. But not quite Great-Lakes-Avengers-level. That's just pathetic.

He then came upon a small headquarters in New Jersey (that's where the HQ is, right? Eh. If not, we'll retcon it. ), full to the brim of mediocre heroes like himself, fighting mediocre peril. He was accepted into this Society of Average Peoples, and so began the Slightly Dangerous Squad membership of CaptainCanada!

[CaptainCanada]

Wow JK. My origin is so much better than yours or Fencepost's. :p

[xmen06812]

umm this is very random but what would any of you pay for an unique carnage

[xmen06812]

ok...... hate the newb

[DemonRS]

dude.. this is a clan forum.. not the trading forum.. if we wanted a carnage we'd seach the trading forum.. go post it there..

no offense or anything..

[JKLantern]

Yeah, the HQ is in NJ for no reason in particular.

JKLantern's Full Origin:

JKLantern was a simple dude, when one day he found out he had mutant bending and stretching powers. He decided to use these powers to fight the forces of evil. A call went out to other Adventurers such as himself to join in this quest for justice, peace, and tacos. Thus JKLantern the Elongated Man became Leader of The Slightly Dangerous Squad/League of Super Acquaintances.

But then, during his tenure of leadership, JKLantern got an H. Pylori infection, which 95% of the population has but it doesn't actually do anything to most people. But JKLantern's mutant physiology changed further as he lost ten pounds from his slender frame. It also began to have adverse effects on his already tenuous grasp on sanity. Thus, DemonRS became leader in his place.

JKLantern changed his name to the Human Skeleton, and began to focus on Super Mediocre Science and Creeping out the forces of evil.

[JKLantern]

We need to come up with a retconned origin for the Bacon Pants eventually...

[doctorfate77]

we're being retconned???? awww man...

[JKLantern]

Hey, don't look at me, it was Cap's idea.

Mine isn't so much a retcon as much as it is a summary.

[Beast2029]

what's retcon mean? That has really been bothering me.

[CaptainCanada]

Mine was only a retcon because I never made up a story before.

Retcon is when writers go back and change events that have already occured.

[JKLantern]

"RETroactively bring into CONtinuity." Or something to that effect.

[Beast2029]

oh.

My origin is ...i was once a tree. i got cut down.I was stuck in a fence shape outside teh headquarters. i knew how to make potato salad.
i got up and joined youse guys.

pretty crappy,huh?:grin:

[doctorfate77]

I was looking for a new boyfriend via eHarmony.com

When I called the guy, I copied down his address wrong. I ended up here and havent left yet.

I feel bad that I never made it to the blind date. hmmm... I wonder whatever happened to him... David Koresh I think his name was. Seemed like a nice guy on the phone...

[CaptainCanada]

I feel sorry for mutants. They have the crappiest origin stories ever.

"Yeah, Radioactive Spider bit me, gave me all these powers!"

"Super Solider program. I'm th only guy who got the serum."

"I used my stunning intellect to build this cybernetic armor!

"uhhhh.....I was born ths way. *SOB*":cry:

"Wow Cyclops. That's the worst story I've ever heard."

[JKLantern]

Skrulls trump mutants.

But Doom trumps Skrulls.

We don't trump Doom. We trump Galactus.

[CaptainCanada]

Awesome. Are we then on par with Skrulls, yet inferior to Doom.


Well, of course we are inferior to Doom. Who isn't these days?

[DemonRS]

Inferior is superior!

[JKLantern]

We're superior to Paibok the Power Skrull but inferior to the Super Skrull.

[CaptainCanada]

Ah, of course. Are we inferior to Raksor? I would assume so, because we are superior to Nenora.

[JKLantern]

Raksor is sadly not one of the Skrulls I know off the top of my head, aside from the fact that he/it is an LE.

"This man fail big comic book character ID test. He shame family. He know what he must do."

[CaptainCanada]

Okay, then I'll decide. We are inferior to Raksor, yet Superior to Nenora. Any other questions?

[DemonRS]

What about super skrull where does he fit on the list?

*asks stupid questions for fun*

[Beast2029]

Are we infereior to the kree?

[CaptainCanada]

No! Of course not! EVERYONE'S superior to those filthy Kree dogs! Whoops.....I'm supposed to be undercover.... Ahem. Sorry, lost my composure.

The order goes like this:
DOOM!!
That one Doombot who thinks he's Doom. He fooled us.
Super Skrull
Raksor
Us
Paibok
Nenora
Everybody else
The Filthy, lying Kree, who all deserve to die a thousand deaths in JK's Tornado of Blades*!




*patent pending

P.S: A pox on the Kree! Villains!

[DemonRS]

I wanted a patented move... :surprised

[doctorfate77]

where do we stand against Ellen Degeneres?

[Beast2029]

what!?!?!?! The Kree are the best thing to come outtta space sence...........Hot dogs! (yes they came from space.)
oh well, at least the kree planet wasn't eaten by Galactus.:grin:

[JKLantern]

I have a patented move?

Oh, and we are superior to Kree, but not to ketchup.

Stupid packets, always blowing up...

[CaptainCanada]

Not a move. A chamber. "The Tornado of Blades Chamber."

And it's patent-pending. I'd say inferior to Ellen Degeneres. She's pretty funny. Funnier than us. :ermm:

[JKLantern]

That ain't saying much.

Man, we get an upgrade and we still don't have a puking smiley.

[CaptainCanada]

Cap no likey upgrade! Distress over upgrade is damaging Cap's grammar and causing him to refer to himself in the third person! ANd where's this 'Quick Reply' button, anyways?

[JKLantern]

Okay, see the post reply button?

That's not it.

Go up and right. Okay, see the quote button?

That's not it either.

Go right a little more. See the button that looks like a page with an arrow coming off of it? That's the quick reply button.

Now, to find this tornado blade room...
Found it! No, wait, that's the food processor...

[DemonRS]

wow!
I commend your awesome usage of icons JK.. I couldn't figure it out either..

*drops below kree in superiorness..

[JKLantern]

Hey! Who took the bathroom?

[CaptainCanada]

Oh. Thanks. :)


Hey what's this new "Public Groups" thing? If you go to a member profile, it says "SUch and such is not a member of any public groups." How do I change that to say "CaptainCanada is a rockin' member of the Slightly Dangerous Squad!"?

[JKLantern]

No entiendo.

Stupid upgrades, trying to make stuff better and carp...

[CaptainCanada]

Ah, I'm sure we'll adjust eventually.


Until then, complain like there's no tomorrow! I've learned that this is the American way. :p

[DemonRS]

I like it.. Mostly..

[CaptainCanada]

GASP! A positive opinion!!

Demon, you should know that there's no place for positive opinions on HCRealms! We're about negativity here!


(Between you and me, I'm starting to like it too)

But don't let that get out! :speechles

[JKLantern]

This site is slower than a Skrull invasion of Earth on my PC now.

There, the negativity of this forum is about to increase dramatically.

[CaptainCanada]

Huh. I thought the slowness of the site was due to my crappy dial-up connection. :ermm:


And, hey! Skrull invasions aren't slow, they're carefully planned out and methodical.

[JKLantern]

There are only two Kree better than the Skrull at large.

Mar-Vell
And naturally Genis Vell (who was also half Titan).

Mar-Vell alone was able to hold off several Skrull. So there.

[Beast2029]

There are only two Kree better than the Skrull at large.

Mar-Vell
And naturally Genis Vell (who was also half Titan).

Mar-Vell alone was able to hold off several Skrull. So there.

Well finally somebody takes the Kree side!
(im lookin' at you too, Demon.)

Hey, you know what? We haven't heard from GonzoDracus in a while.

[JKLantern]

I think he got a life.


Not to say we don't have lives.



Right, I think I'll go over there now...

[CaptainCanada]

Ah but neither Mar Vell nor that other Vell I've never heard of could sand up to SUPER SKRULL!

Bwahaha*!





*In memory of Blue Beetle. :sleep:

[doctorfate77]

sand up to Super Skrull???


get the dirt outta here!!!

[CaptainCanada]

Hahaha. Stupid no edit button....JK! Quick, complain for me!!

[JKLantern]

Edit button? We don't need no stinkin' edit button. Just some correction fluid...although that might explain why I can't actually see my screen...

Oh, and in Life of Captain Marvel, Mar Vell beats the tar out of the Super Skrull a couple times. Poor Super Skrull. He gets no respect.

[CaptainCanada]

No, no, you must be wrong. Super Skrull has never lost a battle. Except to the Fantastic Four. ;)

[JKLantern]

Those matches must've been fixed...

BDLantern's idea for a series: Super Skrull and Paibok the Power Skrull travel the universe and go on zany adventures.

[CaptainCanada]

Oh yeah, cos' if there's one thing that Skrulls are it's zany. :p

"I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Skrulls!"

[JKLantern]

They're green shapeshifters with riggly chins! So naturally they are zany. They aren't angry conquerors or anything, right?

Right?

Oh dear.

[CaptainCanada]

They're green shapeshifters with riggly chins! So naturally they are zany. They aren't angry conquerors or anything, right?

Right?

Oh dear.

You know what those riggly chins are for? They keep snacks in there.

It's like a pocket on your face!

I know this, since I am one, remember.

[JKLantern]

Hey, if you're a Skrull, I want to be a Titanian Eternal.

JKLantern of Titan. Has a nice ring to it.

[CaptainCanada]

You already knew I'm a Skrull. It's in my sig.



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Hey!! The Ninjas, Pirates, and Vikings started a clan war and didn't tell us! How rude!

Should we get involved?

[JKLantern]

Nah. We accept everybody, remember? Except the Baddoon. Those jerks. Conquering the 31st century and not inviting me...

[CaptainCanada]

Then should we try and resolve the conflict? I'm tired of all of this pirate-ninja banter. We'll be like a U.N. Peacekeeping Force, going around breaking up fights! :Grin:

[JKLantern]

We're mediocre. We're super heroes. You're a skrull. You all think I'm a death dealing robot.

Bring on the peacemongering!

[CaptainCanada]

We're mediocre. We're super heroes. You're a skrull. You all think I'm a death dealing robot.

Bring on the peacemongering!

Awesome!

Hey JK, why do those guys in your sig need freeing? We can help! We're peaceful!

[JKLantern]

Under the "Suggestions" forum, look at the Bronze Donar (yes, it is misspelled) thread for the details.

[CaptainCanada]

Wow. I didn't realize how long I'd been away. Has SWM sucked any other LoSA-ers in?

'Cos that's where I've been. :ermm:

[JKLantern]

I've been here, cleaning up the HQ every now and then, wandering aimlessly. Sounds like me in the real world.

[CaptainCanada]

Wandering you say? Aimlessly you say? One of my hobbies!

Well, if anyone decides to convert to SWMs.... I'm CaptainCanada over there too. Makes me real easy to track. :p

[sjierual]

*Super Hero Theme Music*

He's baaaaaack! Thats right, Its future boy! And complete with a new power! He has flame control!

I found out last night, and I had to track this super powered team of semi-heroes down. I was lighting a fire, and whenever I wanted to, I could snuff out the match at will! With my mind. Ooooo, spooky.

[sjierual]

*Super Hero Theme Music*

He's baaaaaack! Thats right, Its future boy! And complete with a new power! He has flame control!

I found out last night, and I had to track this super powered team of semi-heroes down. I was lighting a fire, and whenever I wanted to, I could snuff out the match at will! With my mind. Ooooo, spooky.

Anyway, I went through a dry run this morning, with my new found powers, and I even locked myself in my room, with the window shut, and i did it again. I can even get it to flare up sometimes! This is sooo cool.

Anyway, since Pyro and Human Torch are already taken, does anyone that still hangs around at HQ have any name ideas?

[DemonRS]

The name that comes to my mind is something like:
The Flame Smotherer..

Of course that's kinda hard to say as you come into battle, so maybe something like fireblanket is better. :P

[sjierual]

Fireblanket it is then!

Sorry for the double post.

Fireblanket! Fighting crime, fire style!

[DemonRS]

lol..

Welcome to tSDS/LoSA fireblanket!

[JKLantern]

What? People? In the HQ?

God, just after I changed my frickin' sig too...

[sjierual]

I think that we can make a comeback, how about you who still chill in the HQ?

[JKLantern]

Technically, it's DemonRS call. He's current Head Bossman.

But sure, the Human Skeleton is game.

[CaptainCanada]

Hi guys. :classic:

Sorry I haven't posted in so long... I've been at the WotC boards to escape the tyrannical azs. Who gave him power anyway?! Talk about abuse...

Anyways, do we have a complete list of all the LoSA/SDS members around here?

I need it for I story I want to write. Seeing how many members I can incorporate, along with some new ones I created. My personal favorites: The Squid and Professor Occult. :grin:

[DemonRS]

I dunno if we have a roster.. come to think of it, I haven't seen JK for a while...

[JKLantern]

Human Skeleton still here. Even though the name isn't in the sig anymore. Been busy. But I'm still semi-ubiquitous around the Realms.

[DemonRS]

yea I hear being busy... Ashame I don't have as much time for realms as I used to..

[CaptainCanada]

I don't have time simply because all of the pages take so long to load. The ones at my other forums are lightning-quick.

[JKLantern]

It's my summer vacation, so logically I shouldn't be busier, but that's the way things go, eh?