The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintances

[JKLantern]

Welcome to the greatest clan ever! This is the clan of mediocre super heroes spawned from the thread about the Mutant Gene making a German Child Super Strong. So, just post about whatever super heroics you have done.

Enjoy.

[JKLantern]

And here is where you can witness the birth of a mediocre team.

[Diablo4485]

Nature Guy here.

Heroics? You mean we actually had to do something? Um... short of standing up for friends I got nothing... :p

BTW, I busted a gut reading my "origin". Very nice.

[JKLantern]

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99350&perpage=15&display=&pagenumber=1

Now I feel stupid.

[DemonRS]

yay for Magnito.. The power to mess up cell phones and lightbulbs.. FEAR ME!!! (well at least when your are having an important call)

[JKLantern]

Well, actually, we don't really have to do anything, since we are a team that takes pride in our mediocrity.

[Gabe Sapien]

mini-beast here for roll call!!!! i have a suggestion, maybe new members should also post their origins, and natural powers and code names? just a suggestion seeing how we did that too. ya know, to give the group a sense of consistency and stuff. :o

[Gabe Sapien]

i forgot to add that im pretty smart as well in my power section. also, do we need to wear costumes too? cause if we do i think ill become to the ladies what sandra-wu-san is to the fellas. heheh. ;)

[JKLantern]

Good idea Gabe Sapien.

And since I haven't actually posted an origin yet...

I suffer from either Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome or Marfan Syndrome, we're not quite sure. However, using my semi-super brain, I have begun to use my super stretchy skin, long limbs, and height to lead a life of mediocre heroics!

[JKLantern]

We should probably vote for a team leader if we actually get more members...

[JKLantern]

Oh, my super weaknesses are bright lights, high pitched noises, and flowery smells. Strange, but true.

[DemonRS]

oh yeah I've got the power to make credit cards in my pocket not swipe anymore.. :)

but... uhh origin..

When I was younger (true story) I was in a baby walker, and I went down the cellar stairs and onto the cement floor. I managed to land feet down and uninjured. I flipped and flipped and never hit my head on a stair. This was because in my moment of trama (not so real part, but perhaps it is) I used my mediocre immerging magnetic field to push myself a few inches from the stairs, by manipulating the magnetic fields of the metal nails in the wooden stairs, and the magnetic field of my metal walker thing.

MY Weaknesses: The Sun (I hate it), Beats (hate them too), and stupidity (I lose my sense around stupid people because they make me angry).. once again all completely true..

[f1aherty]

Ok...I'm going to need a name, but I have one of the strongest powers here. When my BO or anything my BO is on comes into contact with water, it produces a stench of cat urine. The smell has been known to knock out family members. My weaknesses are plain noodles and tickling.

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by f1aherty
Ok...I'm going to need a name, but I have one of the strongest powers here. When my BO or anything my BO is on comes into contact with water, it produces a stench of cat urine. The smell has been known to knock out family members. My weaknesses are plain noodles and tickling.

Um... Stink Cat? Smelly Dude? The Stench? I'm not good at this...

[JKLantern]

How about "Superscent and his stench of justice?"

[JKLantern]

We have more members on the other thread than in the actual clan.

Why am I posting this? To tick off the ninjas.

[Gabe Sapien]

ya know, we havent gotten anyone in here claiming that theyre a type of ninja yet. maybe thats a good thing, that way this thread doesnt turn into a pirates vs. ninjas thread. if it does come to that the muties will have to fight back!!!*wiggles his hairy feet at any who oppose him*

[f1aherty]

I also forgot that along with my stench of justice, I can mezmorize people (by solving the rubik's cube in under a minute) and I have a super fast memory and rarely forget things.

[JKLantern]

Elephant Man for f1aherty.

[doctorfate77]

When i was still living in Tokyo, I sent my demo CD to my mom. She played it for my family. When she called me after everyone heard it, she told me that everytime she played it, my hyperactive nephew (hes a year old now) would stop and just listen. he ONLY does that to my voice.

So I guess I have the power to Incapacitate small children, AND I'm a black guy. So I guess you can call me...








Black Canary!!!

:p

[doctorfate77]

that is, of course, if you allow me admittance....


:o

[Socko]

your far to clever reg:grin:

[JKLantern]

Or Black Shiny Object Man. Either way, welcome to the clan.

[JKLantern]

Well Socko, if you have an interesting ability/mutation/knack, you can join also.

[JKLantern]

Wouldn't it be funny if tSDS/LoSA, Ninja Clan, and Pirate Clan each were made into a set of HCRealms LEs and each got their own team ability?

tSDS/LoSA TA: When adjacent, each member of this team gains +1 to attack and movement until the end of the turn.
This represents our ability to spur each other on to greater acts of stupidity, and our desire to outdo each other with our mediocre powers.

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by JKLantern
We have more members on the other thread than in the actual clan.

Why am I posting this? To tick off the ninjas.

:eek:

:confused:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[hypnotoad22]

okay i suppose ill join as the "Unbreakable Dude!!!"


i dont want to reatype why so here it is:
http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99350&perpage=15&display=&pagenumber=5

[Gabe Sapien]

hey JKLantern, how many members are in our motley crew of mutated misfits?(alliteration how i love thee) can you give us a head count or member roll call? just curious, if not thats cool.

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by JKLantern
Wouldn't it be funny if tSDS/LoSA, Ninja Clan, and Pirate Clan each were made into a set of HCRealms LEs and each got their own team ability?

tSDS/LoSA TA: When adjacent, each member of this team gains +1 to attack and movement until the end of the turn.
This represents our ability to spur each other on to greater acts of stupidity, and our desire to outdo each other with our mediocre powers.

haha

actually,

I'm in the Pirate Clan and the Mystics Clan, and i'm sure there are others here who are in other clans.

mebbe we should be the Wild Cards. Since this clan welcomes all?

just a thought

[JKLantern]

Official Members who have posted or at least put it in the sig:
Nature Guy (Diablo)
Mini Beast (Gabe)
JKLantern the Elongated Man
Unbreakable Dude (hypnotoad)
Magnito (DemonRS)
Elephant Man (f1aherty unless he changes it)
Dr. NotSoEvil (since that's pretty cool as is)
Black Canary/Black Shiny Object Man (doctorfate77)

Still waiting to see if Socko wishes to join, and I've asked a friend (Gr8Alberto, who can possibly have great Superhero names) to join. Other than that, no one seems to be officially joining.

[JKLantern]

And we'll still need to vote on a team leader.

[JKLantern]

And we'll still need to vote on a team leader.

[JKLantern]

Carp. Looks like I'm now out of the running...curse my less than mediocrity! ;)

[DemonRS]

the ninjas flip out, and the pirates pillage, and we go and... eh who cares...

[Gabe Sapien]

we do what all mutants and freaks do... wallow in self pity and not attend school dances!!!! heheh. but seriously, what do we do?

[JKLantern]

"We take pride in our mediocrity."

And we also theoretically are super heroes, so we theoretically save the world whenever we feel inclined to do so.

[JKLantern]

And we also randomly post messages, thus ticking off the pirates and ninjas by stealing the uppermost position in the forum:devious: .

[DemonRS]

indeed!

[AngeHamm]

Count me in! Whenever my mutant ability to freakishly close one eye can serve the cause of Justice, you can count on me!

I still need a name, though.

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by JKLantern
And we also randomly post messages, thus ticking off the pirates and ninjas by stealing the uppermost position in the forum:devious: .

Does anyone here have a utility belt? We could use some Ninja Repellant and gold dubloons to hold off the ninjas and pirates should things get ugly...

[AngeHamm]

Elongated Man has named me Musical Eye. That's a significant improvement over "Captain Wink" or something like that.

My utility belt contains drumsticks, claves, a capo, a tuner, guitar picks, an spare set of guitar strings, a kazoo, and eye drops.

(By the way, I'm surprised that no one has commented on the incredibly obvious dirty insinuation implicit in "Elongated Man." I guess that could be considered a mutation... ;) )

Where is our headquarters? The Hall of Mediocrity? The Den of Slight Danger? The Fortress of Formica?

We need two things: 1) An artist to render us in uniform, and 2) Our HeroClix dials.

[DemonRS]

oo my heroclix dial.. I'll have to work on that!

[coyotejack]

::the coyote wanders in after seeing the clan officially created::

Howdy! Well I see we are becoming organized. Consider Sturdy Coyote in! (Don't remember who coined the name but it works.)

My Abilities:
Various extra body parts: vertebrae, muscles, and white blood cells, who knows what else.

Heals extremely fast and has never been knocked or passed out. (Just gets right back up after horrible things happen.)

Extremely sensitive sense of smell and hearing.

Weaknesses: Having to repeat myself (drives me crazy), alcohol and coffee (can't stand the smell of either of them), and turnips (ugh).

Background: Born in Harrisburg, PA, Sturdy Coyote seemed a normal child until he sustained his first serious injury at the age of 4. His evil brother (and now arch-enemy) had tricked Coyote into playing a "game" that required him to wear a paper bag over his head and run around the kitchen table. The once innocent and naive Coyote did so and on making his first lap around the table, was tripped by his brother and fell face first into a cast iron radiator! The collision caused his head to be split wide open directly above the hairline until one could see bone. The child did not cry, he just looked at his brother and said he was telling Mom (who was a bit less reserved about the whole incident). After many stitches later the young Coyote was soon laughing with the doctor. His head healed rapidly and since has sustained many injuries from which his usual reply, "Heh, I'm ok." are genreally heard including: broken sternum and 5 ribs (in one shot), nose broken twice (had to set it himself once in front of his gym class), electrocution, 3 concussions (that he knows of), numerous broken toes and fingers, knife wound, foot impaled by lawn dart (and was stuck to the ground), hit by a car, hit a car (while on a sled), hit in the head with an "I" beam, 2 x 4 broken over face/head, and others too numerous to mention. Friends and family generally referred to him as simply "Coyote" due to his ability to get up and keep moving like the cartoon character but it wasn't until the group of mutant misfits such as himself, The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintences, that his name the Sturdy Coyote was born!

[coyotejack]

Originally posted by AngeHamm

We need two things: 1) An artist to render us in uniform, and 2) Our HeroClix dials.

I can work on the uniforms! If you have an idea of color schemes, etc...that you want in your outfits just post and let me know.

[DemonRS]

And I'm done..


Magnito
TA Minions of Doom (because we all have a variety of abilities and work together, while being completely mediocre on our own)
range 4
targets 2
pts: 93-103

spd: 8(ST) 8(RS) 7(RS) 6(CH) 5(CH)
att: 10 9 9 8 8 (pulsewave down dial)
def: 16(MM) 16(T) 15(T) 14(T) 13(T)
dmg: 2(OW) 2(P) 2(P) 1(P) 1(P)

[DemonRS]

Originally posted by coyotejack
::the coyote wanders in after seeing the clan officially created::

Howdy! Well I see we are becoming organized. Consider Sturdy Coyote in! (Don't remember who coined the name but it works.)

My Abilities:
Various extra body parts: vertebrae, muscles, and white blood cells, who knows what else.

Heals extremely fast and has never been knocked or passed out. (Just gets right back up after horrible things happen.)

Extremely sensitive sense of smell and hearing.

Weaknesses: Having to repeat myself (drives me crazy), alcohol and coffee (can't stand the smell of either of them), and turnips (ugh).

Background: Born in Harrisburg, PA, Sturdy Coyote seemed a normal child until he sustained his first serious injury at the age of 4. His evil brother (and now arch-enemy) had tricked Coyote into playing a "game" that required him to wear a paper bag over his head and run around the kitchen table. The once innocent and naive Coyote did so and on making his first lap around the table, was tripped by his brother and fell face first into a cast iron radiator! The collision caused his head to be split wide open directly above the hairline until one could see bone. The child did not cry, he just looked at his brother and said he was telling Mom (who was a bit less reserved about the whole incident). After many stitches later the young Coyote was soon laughing with the doctor. His head healed rapidly and since has sustained many injuries from which his usual reply, "Heh, I'm ok." are genreally heard including: broken sternum and 5 ribs (in one shot), nose broken twice (had to set it himself once in front of his gym class), electrocution, 3 concussions (that he knows of), numerous broken toes and fingers, knife wound, foot impaled by lawn dart (and was stuck to the ground), hit by a car, hit a car (while on a sled), hit in the head with an "I" beam, 2 x 4 broken over face/head, and others too numerous to mention. Friends and family generally referred to him as simply "Coyote" due to his ability to get up and keep moving like the cartoon character but it wasn't until the group of mutant misfits such as himself, The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintences, that his name the Sturdy Coyote was born!


What did you say!? ;)
Your body must be terribly mangled looking after all those wounds.. :)

[coyotejack]

Originally posted by DemonRS

Your body must be terribly mangled looking after all those wounds.. :)

That's the beauty of my healing system. Hardly a scar to show for them, and the one's that do exist are very, very faint. :)

If I go to a new doctor I tend to take my military medical records and the newest additions (like the paper work when I was treated after the electrocution and the x-rays of my back) so I don't have to try and explain everything when they ask me about my medical history. Poor guys usually just end up scratching their heads. heh heh

[JKLantern]

JKLantern the Elongated Man Dial
Walking Range 6 Two Targets TA tSDS/LoSA

10ST 10Plas 9ST 8Plas 8ST 7Plas 7Plas KO KO KO KO KO
10Inc 10PB 9Inc 9PB 8Inc 8Inc 7PB KO KO KO KO KO
16Inv 16Inv 15SS 15SS 15SS 14WP 13WP KO KO KO KO KO
3OW 3Perp 3OW 2Perp 2OW 2Perp 1OW KO KO KO KO KO

Still taking pride in my mediocrity.
The psychic blast is because no one expects me to reach that far.

[Mägo de Oz]

Originally posted by JKLantern
We have more members on the other thread than in the actual clan.

Why am I posting this? To tick off the ninjas.

Dude that is not possible Ninjas dont give a carp. Oh yeah I am Bruise Boy :ermm:

[JKLantern]

You COULD claim that the discoloration gives you camoflage. Then you could be Camo Lad.

[JKLantern]

Oh yeah, before I forget, we have nothing against ninjas, pirates, et al. Superheroes protect everybodt equally.

Even when we're a lazy team.

[Mägo de Oz]

Help! I just found i have another power. Well i dont know if it is a power but it is strange. I dont know what happened but red liquid just started coming out of my body. I got hit and the red liquid just came out. :rolleyes: Is that a mutation of my mutation or just a normal thing?

[JKLantern]

Hang on, let me check...

OW!
It's a normal thing. Now can someone help me get this fork out of my eye?

[Mägo de Oz]

Dude that is not very smart thing to do.

*takes fork out*

*notices that the eye is still on the fork*

oops.

*takes the eye and puts it back on JKLantern*

[JKLantern]

And as for the point value of my figure, well, it depends on how motivated I feel that day. If I'm feeling lazy, it can get costly.

[doctorfate77]

lesseee.....

because i'm black I definately have Stealth all down my dial. Although, I'm a darn good manipulator, so I would have Mind Control as well.

My singing has been known to Incapacitate old women and small children (so i would also have two to three bolts). Ive been known to give people headaches, so i would also have Psychic Blast.

Since i'm in a fraternity, and i have tons of "minions", I would classify for MasterMind. However, Willpower would dominate the last half of my dial due to my ability to practice and perform hours on end. because i tend to be overprotective of my friends, i would start with Defend.

For some reason, i know EXACTLY what to say to hurt my friends when i get in arguements, so I sadly qualify for Exploit Weakness. I can also be pretty clever and resourceful so i suppose i also qualify for a click or two of outwit. lastly, my odd sense of luck and fortune would give me some Probability Control.

I'd give myself 7 clicks, and i'm on my Experienced version of myself.

[Diablo4485]

Nature Guy team: tSDS/LoSA range: 0 /
SPD: 6 6 5 5 8 KO
ATK: 9 9 10 9 8 KO
DEF: 16 15 15 14 13 KO
DMG: 1 1 1 1 1 KO


0 range - My aim s*cks.
Mind Control - Limited control over animals.
Charge, Super Senses, Combat Reflexes, & CCE - 6 years of Tae Kwon Do. (SS could also equal limited precognition.)
Outwit - Underestimated intellect.
Incapacitate - The secret "kick in crotch" technique I use too often.
Willpower - Obsessive personality.
Speed spike, Stealth, & Perplex - Flash 3rd nipple, then run and hide.

[Gabe Sapien]

*after a long nights sleep mini-beast waltzes in the front door and realizes that this once unorganized band of freaks is now officially a TEAM/CLAN!!!* seeing how coyote busted out his secret origin/ abilites thing, ill follow up as well. and make a dial for myself:

Abilities: extra keen senses(except sight), enhanced strength, superior swimming ability, increased intelligence, superior agility due to large hands and feet(thats right ladies, i said it ;) ) Hairy feet that keep him warm. and im not just a large hobbit.

Weaknesses: Olives seeing how they KILL ME and thats about it.

Origin: Coming from the great state of Texas, this once "Average" child lead an average life. Never doing anything quite spectacular with his life he was just another face in the crowd. That is until one day this young boy was attacked by his arch-nemesis.... PUBERTY!!!*dun dun duuunnnn* Seeing how Puberty is no average villain Gabe was unable to defend himself from this horrendous fiend! Gabe could only sit by and watch his feet and hands grow to un-average size. Once that was over his feet began to grow patches of fur on them for no apparent reason. Puberty not only struck Gabe with enlarged body parts, but also took his 20/20 vision!!! In exchange Gabe's four remaining senses took over and became extra sensitive. Now out of his Goosey Goosey stage, Gabe can put his newfound deformities to use. Using his large appendages Gabe can swim quite well and has the balance of a cow(cant tip em!) due to his large feet. Due to Gabe's constant teasing because he was a freak, he has learned to use his quick wit and mighty intelligence to make people feel stupid.... when they deserve it! THE END!..... oh yeah, im slightly stronger than normal people. :p

Now for my Dial:
Spider-Man TA(we're all wildcards but have no official Ta to copy... think about it)
0 Range, One Target
Aquatic Movement(it just plain rocks!!!)
Pts: ?
8(LC) 8(LC) 7(LC) 6(LC) 5(LC) 8(LC)
10(Inc) 9(Inc) 9 8 8 7
17(SS) 17(SS) 16(WP) 15(WP) 14 13
2(OW) 2(Perplex) 2(EW) 1 1 1

And thats that.:grin:

[coyotejack]

Hmmm....after thinking about my dial, I'd say something along these lines:

Spider-Man TA
8 Range, Two Targets (My Dad was a gunsmith and I am a VERY good shot.)
Land Movement
Pts: ?
8(RS) 8(RS) 7 7 6 6(Stealth) 5(Stealth) 5(Stealth)
11 10 9 9 8 8 7 7
16(T) 16(T) 15(T) 15(T) 14 14(Regen) 13(Regen) 13(Regen)
2(RCE) 2(RCE) 2(RCE) 2 2 1 1 1

[hypnotoad22]

well to start off i think im going to shorten my name to "Unbreakable" i think it sounds cooler. :) adn for my dial i think it might be something like this

TA= BPRD (still a wildcard, but i might as well work for a cool agency)
0 range
Land movment
pts=?
Speed= 9(S),9(S),8,6,6,6
Attack=7(Inc),8(Inc),8,10,9,8
Defence=16(Imp)15(Inv)14(Inv)14(T) 13(T) 13
Damage=1,1,2(CCE),2(CCE),1(CCE) 2

Stealth= im sneaky
Incapacitate= im kinda a pacifist and dont really hit people til i get pissed.
Impervious= Im unbreakable
Invulnerabilaty= see above
Toughness= see above
Close combat expert= i learned mui tai for 3 years, taht stuff is brutal

[JKLantern]

That leaves Dr. Notsoevil, who hasn't posted on this thread yet...

[JKLantern]

YO! SOMEONE WAKE UP THE DOCTOR!!!

[apeface]

I'm joining as Elf Wannabe...for reasons I posted in the thread about the german superbaby.

[doctorfate77]

soooooooooooooo......

whatta we do now?

[hypnotoad22]

i guess we just chill until the "TSDS/LoSA phone of emergencies that might or might not effect anyone" goes off.


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waiting sucks, im going to bed

[hypnotoad22]

hey doctorfate i never read your sig. i love aqua teen hunger force! i dont need no instructions on how to rock!

[Gabe Sapien]

*as gabe sleeps in his humble abode, his heightened sense of hearing hears a sound that only a sound that heightened hearing could hear!!!! its the phone of slight emergency ringing! gabe leaps out of bed and into his mini-beast uniform(nothing similar to the real beast which is just a speedo) and bounds over to the slight emergency phone and answers*

Secret extention line of the slightly dangerous squad... or the legion of super acquaintences what is your emergency!? uh huh... yeah... im quite happy with my long distance plan. yeah.... well i dont really call out of town very much seeing how all my friends are... uh huh. wow ten dollars off my monthly rebate? are you serious?
well... i dont know... like i said earlier, i dont use long distance very.... a free gift bag with registration? hmmmm, im going to need to think about this for a bit.

yeah sure ill sign up, hold on and let me get my wallet. its in my other pair of pants, which i should be wearing seeing how this spandex is pinching me in the most uncomfrotable places. yes... i wear spandex... yes it is comfortable.... no i dont have a girlfriend. what do you mean "i wonder why you dont have a girlfriend!" why i oughta come over there and*click* lousy telemarketers.*gabe wanders off back to his bed discouraged and disgruntled*

[AngeHamm]

because i'm black I definately have Stealth all down my dial.

I wish I was black.

[EmperorNorton]

Okay, I'll join as the Seer of Future Past.

EmperorNorton

[coyotejack]

::a few hours after Mini-Beast's run-in with the villanous telemarketers, Sturdy Coyote wanders past the phone on the way to the fridge to sniff out some vittles when his ears detect the ever so slight jingle of the Phone of Slight Emergency! He lifts the receiver only to hear a voice that is WAY too chipper on the other end.::

Phone: "Hello! My name's Rick and you've been selected today to participate in our promotion where you're guaranteed to win at the very LEAST a 4-Day, 3-Night stay in beautiful..."

Coyote: "Ummm...hold on a second there "Rick"....I don't think..."

Phone: "Oh, I know what you're going to say, how can these guys GUARANTEE me a vacation, right? ::doesn't pause long enough for an answer:: I knew it! Well, the reason we can..."

Coyote: "Actually no...."Rick", that's not what I was thinking...I...." ::becoming irritated::

Phone: "That's perfectly alright, most of our satisfied winners thought that as well..."

Coyote: "Uh, "Rick" you aren't listening to me..." ::getting more irritated::

Phone: "Well I'm glad we cleared that up! I'm sure after you give us your Credit Card number (for verification purposes only) that you'll certainly be enjoying at least 4 Days and 3 nights in beautiful......"

Coyote: "Look, "Rick", I don't want it, I don't want you to call here, I...." ::flat out ticked::

Phone: "Not enough? That's ok we'll even throw in an absolutely free (plus $12.95 shipping and handling) carry-on bag to take all you gear with you when you..."

Coyote: "RICK! Listen to ME! I DON'T WANT..."

Phone: "Excellent! Shall we sign you up for Las Vegas or Miami then?"

Coyote: "IF YOU CALL HERE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DOWN LIKE THE MANGY SCAVENGERS YOU ARE!"

Phone: "Now if I can just get your Credit C...."

::and with that, the phone is ripped out of the wall and thrown to the ground and stomped on, chewed on, and barely kept from being urinated upon by the Coyote. After realizing what he had done in his rage he quickly looks around to see if anyone had seen this and grabs a broom, sweeps the battered and broken phone beneath the stand which it had sat upon and sneaks off once again::

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by AngeHamm
I wish I was black.

:laugh:

[Diablo4485]

::Later on in the day, Nature Guy wanders into the May Be Hazardous To Your Health Kitchen to fix himself a Dagwood. As he leaves, he hears the magically restored phone and answers it.::

NG: Hello?

ph: Is your refrigerator running?

::Nature Guy looks over to the mobile Fridge of Justice, creeping down the hall on tank treads.::

NG: Um, no. It's rolling, actually.

ph: Well you'd better go... wait, what?

NG: Yeah, it's just rolling along there...

ph: Uh... um... you've got a stupid butt! ::Hangs up.::

NG: Hey! You stupid... I'll find you!

::One angry hangup later, Nature Guy makes off to have some lunch, plotting his revenge... MWA HA HA HA...::

[doctorfate77]

::Black Canary is on his way to the Shower of Destiny, when he also hears the Phone of Slight Emergency ringing...::

BC: Moshi, Moshi!

PoSE: uhhh.... hello? Is Hattie Mae there?

BC: Hattie who?!?

PoSE: Hattie Mae. We'se s'posed ta go out t'tha Flea Market in a reklin.

BC: In a what?

PoSE: Hattie Mae?

BC: uhhhh... What number are you calling?

PoSE: 695-4079

BC: Ma'am this is 659-4079. you have the wrong number.

PoSE: Oh. oh, I'se sorry. who is this?

BC: Black Canary, ma'am. Of The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintances.

PoSE: of the what?

BC: The Slightly Dangerous Squad/ League of Super Aquaintances. And you have called our Phone of Slight Emergency.

PoSE: Oh, Black Canary huh? Is you some kin to the Red Robins? I know them. Mother Robin is a Deaconess at my church.

BC: Ma'am I have to go.

PoSE: awright. Tell Mother Robin I say hello.

BC: Ma'am I'm not rela-

PoSE: *click*

oooookaaaaaay.....

I would like to call a motion for us to splurge on a "Caller ID of Fate". Do I hear a Second for that motion?

[doctorfate77]

btw, do we even have a leader yet?

[JKLantern]

No leader yet. Since we are supposed to be a democratic team, we should probably vote on it. Any nominations?

*Meanwhile, JKLantern the Elongated Man walks by the Ringing Emergency Phone, which has mysteriously moved next to a bathroom.*

JTEM: *Picks up* Hello?
Phone: Hi, I'd like to order...

*JKLantern the Elongated Man stretches himself through the phone line, to the home of the caller, and mercilessly pummels the guy who keeps calling the emergency hotline.*

JTEM: And don't call back until there is an emergency! *Click.*

[JKLantern]

C'mon, don't be shy!


Well, I guess I'll nominate...NATURE GUY!

And the nominations are closed, lets say Monday, 8:00 PM Eastern.

[doctorfate77]

I would like to nominate JKLantern the Elongated Man.

He is the gum that binds this shoe of a clan to the pavement. we can rise and lower to all new levels of mediocrity with him.

:p

[Socko]

what the pirate said.;)

[AngeHamm]

I would like to nominate JKLantern the Elongated Man.

He is the gum that binds this shoe of a clan to the pavement. we can rise and lower to all new levels of mediocrity with him.

What we need is a good, solid, mediocre leader. You know, like Hawkeye led the West Coast Avengers. Someone with the know-how to get the most out of our near-useless abilities.

And a theme song. We need a theme song. I guess that's my job, huh?

[doctorfate77]

yeah,

what the pirate-in-training said...;)


(btw, Agnes, I think we should leave our little clan war outside. we are on neutral ground here)

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by AngeHamm
What we need is a good, solid, mediocre leader. You know, like Hawkeye led the West Coast Avengers. Someone with the know-how to get the most out of our near-useless abilities.

And a theme song. We need a theme song. I guess that's my job, huh?

only as long as I get to sing it...;)

[JKLantern]

Socko! There you are! Want to join? What near useless ability do you have?

And as far as nominees go, so far we have:
Nature Guy
JKLantern the Elongated Man
And I think the Musical Eye just nominated himself.

[JKLantern]

Somehow, I get the feeling that Socko's power is her incredibly short attention span...

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by JKLantern
Somehow, I get the feeling that Socko's power is her incredibly short attention span...

:laugh:

[Gentlegamer]

I am indifferent to being loosely affiliated with this group of nondescript pedestrians.

I'll be: Data-Man

I have the mediocre ability to wax informational on many trivial subjects, most of which are tangental to the discussion at hand!

[EmperorNorton]

As the Seer of Future Past I can anounce, that I will be able to tell you who is going to be our leader very soon.
It will take me until Monday, though, around 9 in the evening...

EmperorNorton

[coyotejack]

I cast my vote of JKLantern, the Elongated Man!

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
I am indifferent to being loosely affiliated with this group of nondescript pedestrians.

I'll be: Data-Man

I have the mediocre ability to wax informational on many trivial subjects, most of which are tangental to the discussion at hand!

I'll back him up wholeheartedly. He's a fellow Pirate and Mystic Clansman.

and YES, hes a walking encyclopedia. :laugh:

[Gabe Sapien]

Snort, gurgle, itch*and with that mini-beast rolls out of bed, wearing his new spider-man boxers ta boot, and notices a box on a nearby wall just down the hall from the kitchen. the box is a navy blue color with one slit at the top. the words "Ballot Box of somewhat importance. Enter your ballots to vote for team leader. This might be important but its only up to the people voting. Mini-Beast then looks to his left and notices a pencil, this pencil is tied to a rope that has been sloppily stapled to the wall. underneath that is a sticky-note pad that with a sign above it saying "Official Ballots". Mini-Beast tears one of the "Official Ballots" off and scribbles down the name JKThe Elongated Man on it. Mini-Beast then folds the post it into a nice square and puts it in the ballot, just then he feels something nudge his elbow. Mini-Beast wipes the sleeping sand from his eyes and notices that it was an index finger that nudged him.... an ELONGATED index finger. Intrigued by this new development Mini-Beast follows the finger, which is now shoving a paper into the ballot box, down the hall and into a room. In this room is JKThe Elongated Man, there he sits on a slightly important chair and a quasi-nice table. JK is scribbling with all his might, what he is scribbling Mini-Beast does not know. As Mini-Beast uses his cunning skills to get closer, he finally sees what JK is writing... HIS OWN NAME!!! Outraged by this development Mini-Beast runs into The Mediocre Hall of Justice prepared to sound the alarm of "This Could Be An Emergency But We're Not Sure". Yet before he can do this Mini-Beast notices the newest issue of Teen Titans on a nearby coffee table and picks it up. While distracted Mini-Beast wanders off back to his room where he reads the new issue and falls fast asleep knowing world domination has been averted once more.* The End. :grin:

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
Snort, gurgle, itch*and with that mini-beast rolls out of bed, wearing his new spider-man boxers ta boot, and notices a box on a nearby wall just down the hall from the kitchen. the box is a navy blue color with one slit at the top. the words "Ballot Box of somewhat importance. Enter your ballots to vote for team leader. This might be important but its only up to the people voting. Mini-Beast then looks to his left and notices a pencil, this pencil is tied to a rope that has been sloppily stapled to the wall. underneath that is a sticky-note pad that with a sign above it saying "Official Ballots". Mini-Beast tears one of the "Official Ballots" off and scribbles down the name JKThe Elongated Man on it. Mini-Beast then folds the post it into a nice square and puts it in the ballot, just then he feels something nudge his elbow. Mini-Beast wipes the sleeping sand from his eyes and notices that it was an index finger that nudged him.... an ELONGATED index finger. Intrigued by this new development Mini-Beast follows the finger, which is now shoving a paper into the ballot box, down the hall and into a room. In this room is JKThe Elongated Man, there he sits on a slightly important chair and a quasi-nice table. JK is scribbling with all his might, what he is scribbling Mini-Beast does not know. As Mini-Beast uses his cunning skills to get closer, he finally sees what JK is writing... HIS OWN NAME!!! Outraged by this development Mini-Beast runs into The Mediocre Hall of Justice prepared to sound the alarm of "This Could Be An Emergency But We're Not Sure". Yet before he can do this Mini-Beast notices the newest issue of Teen Titans on a nearby coffee table and picks it up. While distracted Mini-Beast wanders off back to his room where he reads the new issue and falls fast asleep knowing world domination has been averted once more.* The End. :grin:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[AngeHamm]

And I think the Musical Eye just nominated himself.

Hell no. My plea for a leader of stupendous mediocrity was actually a second of the nomination of JTEM.

[Gr8Alberto]

The call has gone out and I have been asked to join this amazing clan. I ask for the title "Woozy Winks" of the tSDS/LoSA Clan.

I hope I can measure up.

[sly spy]

every now and again, I hear high pitched nosse around computers ect.
thats all I got,
oh and I like donuts so my friends call me Donutman ®

[JKLantern]

Congratulations, Woozy, for joining our merry band of lunatics. By the way, have you had a chance to do a mod of Woozy?

JKTEM suddenly notices a robotic version of himself stuffing his name into the ballot box. Following the cord, he discovers that it goes to the house of the idiot who keeps calling the Slight Emergency Hotline. Once again, JKTEM pummels the misguided individual mercileesly, and wanders off to reread his Starman comics.

[JKLantern]

The voting so far

Nature Guy 1
JTEM Before the Pummeling: 350000030504454
JTEM AFTER the Pummeling: 4
Seer of Future Past: 1

Keep on voting, we're trying to get a million...wait, no we're not.

[EmperorNorton]

Who voted for me?

I didn't see that coming...

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[NickFury15]

I have enhanced legs. I recently discovered that I can run almost 2 times faster than the leadoff batter of my local baseball team. But only in short distance, because I'm so out of shape. But it is really quite amazing.

I join your ranks! The world shall soon catch it's first glimpse of the "Slightly Faster than a Fast Guy Man"!

[EmperorNorton]

My mediocre power to see the time between presence and future tells me, that you are going to tell me you believed I nominated myself.
Not so!

EmperorNorton

[JKLantern]

YOU voted for you, SoFP with your prediction.
Or maybe it was another prank caller...Time to pummel!

Oh, and congratulations on being accepted, Slightly Faster than a Fast Guy Man!

And Albert/Woozy, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is your power?

[JKLantern]

Wow, good call.
Maybe I should've been Voting Mistake Man. But, alas, I am JKLantern the Elongated Man, pummeler of prank callers, and the guy in charge of tallying the votes.

So, who do you REALLY vote for?

[Socko]

The Knuckler is here to save the day!

I have hands as lethal as that schmuck Logan and his claws, and i have the SuperHuman power of telling if the weather will be good or not. not controll over it, just if it will be a nice day for a jog, or a movie day.

Fear Me!!!

[EmperorNorton]

My vote goes to you, The Elongated Man, as well, because I have seen the future, and he will win anyway.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[NickFury15]

My Hero Clix dial:

Slightly Faster than a Fast Guy Man
Points: ?
Team: B.P.R.D
Range: 0 range

14/13/13/8/8/7
9/8/8/7/7/6
16/15/15/14/14
2/2/1/1/1/1

3 clicks of Flurry
3 clicks of ESD
3 clicks of Leadership (I generally take the leadership position of groups in a situation, so I'd like to run for field commander)

My movement plummets, because as I've said I'm out of shape.

[EmperorNorton]

You are faster than Flash?
You might want to apply for a team that is not only slightly dangerous...

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[NickFury15]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
You are faster than Flash?
You might want to apply for a team that is not only slightly dangerous...

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

I was only going to be a 10 movement, but then I saw other peoples dials. I've gotta be a good deal faster than everyone else here, and I've seen 8's and 10's! But I'm thinking my last 3 clicks should have 0's, since after I go all out, it's hard for me to even walk.

[EmperorNorton]

Okay, here's my dial:

0 Range
Team: Mystics
Points: 36

6 / 6 / 5 / 5 / 4
8 / 8 / 7 / 6 / 5
15/14/13/12/12
2 / 2 / 1 / 1 / 1

powers:
1st and 2nd click: Mastermind
3rd click: Outwit
4th and 5th click: Probability Control

[Gabe Sapien]

*while on his way from the kitchen, mini-beast hears a slight hissing sound as he walks past the "Restroom that should only be used in case of emergencies!!!" Thinking that its his nefarious and slightly not so venomous, Garden Snake Lad, mini-beast drops his toasted ham sammich and leaps into action. Sporting out the new armored version of his uniform, its an 80's phase ill grow out of it, mini-beast busts open the door to the "Restroom that should only bused in case of emergencies!!!!" and finds.......*dramatic musiiiiccc!!!!* that his foot is now ankle deep in potty water!!!! Puzzled by his new predicament mini-beast leaps back into the hall where the rest of his fellow leaguers spot him. mini-beast then says*

"someone has overflowed the toilet and ruined 1/16th of my new costume. we need to find out who did this or truth and justice shall be made a mockery of!!!! it could have been any of us....*looks around suspiciously* i need YOUR help.*points directly at you*

p.s. not really a mystery, just some reason to make potty jokes. :grin:

[Gentlegamer]

Just reporting in to show my tepid enthusiasm for this mediocre squad of nondescripts . . .

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
Just reporting in to show my tepid enthusiasm for this mediocre squad of nondescripts . . .

:laugh:

[Gentlegamer]

You know, since I have announced my mediocre informational ability, I just know I'm going to drawing blanks on pretty much every subject from now on!

[JKLantern]

JKLantern the Elongated Man realizes that one of his Elongated Costumes is missing. Checking the bathroom, he sees that it is sticking out of the flooding toilet. Using his all purpose detective tricorder, JKLantern discovers that it was flushed by...the pizza guy, because JKLantern the Elongated man forgot to give him a tip. So, thinking quickly, JKLantern the Elongated Man jams five dollars into the tricorder and beams it over to the pizza man when he realizes, "Hey, the Headquarters doesn't get delivery. It's in the middle of nowhere! Curses..."

And the Election stands at
Nature Guy 1
JTEM 5
Eight hours to go....

[Gentlegamer]

I'm really disinterested, but I wouldn't be too upset if JK the Elongated Man won . . .

[AngeHamm]

Just reporting in to show my tepid enthusiasm for this mediocre squad of nondescripts . . .

That's exactly the kind of enthusiasm we look for in our membership, GG.



Behold my dial of puissant might!

The Musical Eye
L.E.
41 points

Range: 0
Targets: 1
Movement: Boot
Team: Avengers (until we come up with a tSDS/LoSA TA*)

Speed: 10 8 8 6 6
Attack: 8(Incap) 8 7 7 8
Defense: 15(WP) 15(WP) 14(WP) 13(WP) 12(WP)
Damage: 1(Enh) 1(Sup) 1(Per) 1(Per) 1(Per)

Clearly, I'm an awesome mid-level support piece. The Avengers TA represents my ability to charge into action in the Musicmobile (my black 2000 Toyota Corolla with "JC Music" on the license plate). Incapacitate represents our enemies' first response to my peculiar wink. They spend a turn just saying "Man, that's really weird." Enhancement represents my years of experience in the optical industry, my ability to correctly adjust and clean my teammates' glasses with my ever-present mini-screwdriver and microfiber leans cloth. I get Willpower because, come on, my primary attack is closing one eye. How hard is that to do two turns in a row, really? Support comes from the fact that I always have medical adhesive tape to use to keep from getting blisters on my fingers from drumming. I can use it to patch that massive leg wound up lickety-split! And Perplex represents my unpredictable eye action, my ability to rally the troops and confuse our enemies by making music out of almost any object, and my encyclopedic knowledge of This is Spinal Tap and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

The Musical Eye: don't go into battle without him!

*By the way, we really need a tSDS/LoSA team ability. Big time. We also need some enemies.

[JKLantern]

Since we're a team that accepts everybody, we're wildcards. And so far our enemies include the Pizza Delivery Guy, the Prank Caller, and Garden Snake Lad, none of whom are actually members on HCRealms as far as I know.

And do we want to count GG's near apathy as a vote? If so:
JTEM: 6
NG: 1

[AngeHamm]

Uh, sorry. Error on my dial. Got a little carried away with the Willpower. Should be only three clicks, not all five.

Speed: 10 8 8 6 6
Attack: 8(Incap) 8 7 7 8
Defense: 15(WP) 15(WP) 14(WP) 13 12
Damage: 1(Enh) 1(Sup) 1(Per) 1(Per) 1(Per)

[AngeHamm]

I think GG's apathy was as clear a vote as a die-hard Super Acquaintance should be expected to give. The fact that I have not voted for anyone should also be interpreted as a de facto vote for Elongated Man.

I have two missions against serious enemies today. I have to counter the evil of the Empty Refrigerator and confront the malice of Professor Schedule Changer at VCU.

As for the TA, I don't think a Wild Card really applies because, frankly, it's too useful. It elevates us above Slightly Dangerous status. I'd say that the best way to represent our all-welcoming nature is to make the SDS TA not cost any points. Just so long as it's a fairly useless power. Like the Masters of Evil, for example. Something like this:

Slightly Dangerous Squad: Once during the game, as a free action, a member of the SDS can assign an opposing fig as a target. The SDS member gains a +1 to all attack rolls against this target. The target must be a generic fig with no powers or abilities.

That pretty much limits us to thugs and lackeys, which frankly are the only opponents we have any business fighting anyway.

[EmperorNorton]

But I actually feel like I could take on a paramedic or a con artist...

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[Gentlegamer]

Our Rallying Cry:

Super Aquaintences . . . hang out . . . if you feel like it . . . no big deal really . . . anyone want a Snapple?

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
Our Rallying Cry:

Super Aquaintences . . . hang out . . . if you feel like it . . . no big deal really . . . anyone want a Snapple?

if we dont feel like having snapple can we drink a hawaiin punch instead? :grin: if not then its ok... im sure snapple can taste great ALL the time. :p *wanders into the kitchen to scrounge up some more food and watch some more family matters*

[Diablo4485]

My vote goes to Elongated Man as well. Honored for the nomination, but I don't think I'd be a very mediocre leader.

::Steals the clicker from Gabe and turns on Cartoon Network. BLAH! :p ::

[Mägo de Oz]

Oh Look Teen Titans are on!

*sits on the floor and watches the TV*

My vote goes to the Elongated Man.

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by Diablo4485
::Steals the clicker from Gabe and turns on Cartoon Network. BLAH! :p ::

ya know, i would do something about that but im enjoying my PB&J sammich too much. :grin: that and we're a team so we need to watch out for eachother cause you never know when the prank caller will strike again.*the Doorbel of Caution rings and mini-beast leaves the kitchen and answers the door. there he is greeted by a flaming bag. with a slight grin on his face mini-beast says*

OOOH Diablo/Nature Guy... its for YOU. :grin:
*mini-beast then bounds off to a nice vantage point to watch the hilarity ensue.*

[EmperorNorton]

I have seen the future, and I tell you something bad is gonna happen if somebody doesn't make me a PB&J sandwich, too.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[coyotejack]

Sorry Seer...you wouldn't like my PB&J sammiches...they end up just being PB...and somethimes without the bread. Occasionally some marshmallow creme to make it a Fluffer-nutter...ooooo, now I'm hungry too. ::licks chops::

[doctorfate77]

*walks in completely dazed*

I've been outside for an hour fighting off the "Jehovah's Witness Door2Door Kill Squad". I finally got away by pointing to the two Momons down the street. Why didn't you WARN me, Seer?

[EmperorNorton]

See?
I said something bad was gonna happen!
Now better get me a sammich!

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[EmperorNorton]

*picks up phone of slight emergency*
"Yes."
- pause -
"Yes."
- pause -
"No, thanks."

*puts down phone*

*phone of slight emergency begins to ring*

"Oh no, it happened again..."

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[NickFury15]

What was it Seer? Did Timmy fall in the well?

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
ya know, i would do something about that but im enjoying my PB&J sammich too much. :grin: that and we're a team so we need to watch out for eachother cause you never know when the prank caller will strike again.*the Doorbel of Caution rings and mini-beast leaves the kitchen and answers the door. there he is greeted by a flaming bag. with a slight grin on his face mini-beast says*

OOOH Diablo/Nature Guy... its for YOU. :grin:
*mini-beast then bounds off to a nice vantage point to watch the hilarity ensue.*

::Half an hour and a HAZ-MAT shower later, Nature Guy decides he's gotten over Mini-Beast's practical joke... almost. He wanders into the kitchen to seek a medium through which to extract his revenge.::

Hmm... what's this? Catnip? Heh heh...

::He summons an army of stray cats, then sneaks back over to Mini-Beast watching TV. He tosses the bag of catnip at him.::

Heads up!

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by NickFury15
What was it Seer?

I knew you'd ask that.
Has any of you called the escort service?
Seems like our mediocre nemesis has struck again.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[JKLantern]

Well, the vote is officially closed.

JKTEM: 7 or 8 (I lost count while laughing at some of the posts)

Nature Guy: 1

And several motions to make PB&J.
What's really sad about this election is that I was the only one who didn't vote for me.

Well, as my first decree type thing, Slightly Faster than a Fast Man gets to be leader of the janitorial staff until we get into actual combat. When that happens he can be combat commander.

Mini-Beast is official sandwich maker.
And Woozy Winks is the official maker of bad nicknames (I don't want to talk about it...)

[f1aherty]

Can I be official something too!?

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by f1aherty
Can I be official something too!?
You can be Takes Up Space Lad.

You have the mediocre ability to exclude matter from the space you occupy . . . a quality shared by all other matter in the universe . . . for example, rocks, dog food, and duplicate R Puppet Masters . . .

[JKLantern]

Elephant Man, right? You can be the official air freshener!

How low can I go?

[Gentlegamer]

Doh! He was already a member! Data-Man failed to remember. I may have an arch-guy-that-sorta-doesn't-like-me now . . .

[JKLantern]

And, lets see, Mini Beast and Nature Guy are the official dynamic duo, so we have most of the funny contained for easy disposal.

[JKLantern]

Black Canary is the official head buster, and thus given the right to smash other team members.

Is it bad to enjoy your job this much?

[doctorfate77]

thank you! thank you!

as my first official action...

*smacks everyone in the room on the head with a George Foreman Grill*

was it good for you? it was GREAT for me!!!

:p

[JKLantern]

Who else wants an official post?

[DemonRS]

I would want an "official post" but I find my mediocreness making me not particularly want to care.. ;)


WOOT official post!

[Mägo de Oz]

yo quiero! yo quiero! I want an "official post" pretty please...

*this random guy comes in and punches me on the right arm*

*it turns purple*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why did you have to do that?

someone help me!

[Gabe Sapien]

*after a few hours of running around town and dodging legions of agitated felines mini-beast waltzes back into the SDS/LoSA Tower of Adequate Protection and notices a note stapled badly to the wall. mini-beast begins to read.*

hmmmm, so im the official sandwich maker eh? im also a dynamic duo with nature guy eh? nice.

*mini-beast wanders back out of the tower with some more catnip bellowing "HERE KITTIES!!!" a few hours later in the kitchen of justice a beautiful array of sandwiches are sitting on the main dining table. mini-beast then gets on the inner-com and says*

hello fellow members, due to the unfortunate intervention of kitties attacking me for no reason, nature guy, i havent been able to hold up my duties as official sandwich maker. now that i have taken my allergy pills and a nice shower i have made some delicious sandwiches. they are "ham" and cheese sandwiches. cat lovers are encouraged to join, nature guy this means you. :grin:

p.s. no real cats were harmed in the making of this post

[doctorfate77]

aww carp, I don't eat Pork. that includes the feline species. :disappoin
I guess i'll just eat the cheese.

hopefully someone will walk buy so that i can smack the carp out of them....


*sigh*

[DemonRS]

mmm fillet of cat sandwich.. mmmmm

[EmperorNorton]

So the election had exactly the outcome I predicted.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[AngeHamm]

The Eye is in need of an official post.

He has also decided to try referring to himself in the third person to make him seem more important.

[Gentlegamer]

Didja know that is how Doctor Doom speaks?

Data-Man strikes again!

[JKLantern]

Lets see here...
Bruise Boy, you can be official disappearing/reappearing guy. Due to the strange paint job of the headquarters, your discolored bruises blend in, so you tend to sneak up on people.
Magnito gets to be official guy in charge of electronics that can be ruined by a weak magnet.
Muscal Eye gets to be the official, um, uh, hmm...
Give me a minute...
Okay, you're in charge of the translucent MediocreMobile.

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by JKLantern

Muscal Eye gets to be the official, um, uh, hmm...
Give me a minute...
Okay, you're in charge of the translucent MediocreMobile.
I bet Black Canary will want to put some rims on it . . .

[NickFury15]

I'll run out to pick us up some good sandwitches. But I'll probably get tired about 100 feet away from out HQ. So I'll have to walk for a while. Than I'll get another burst of energy. Than lose it.

I'll be back on Sunday.

[Diablo4485]

LOL! Nice wrap Gabe. Mmm... Calico's my favorite...

Anywho, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what would be a good post for me?

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
I bet Black Canary will want to put some rims on it . . .


well i WOULD have, but there don't seem to be any tires on the car. It just sits out there resting on cinder blocks.

I guess i could put rims on those....:ermm:


Btw, has anyone seen my "Birdcage of Blunt Objects"? I feel the need to bludgeon someone, and its hard to do without them.

ah well, Days of Our Lives is on....

[Gabe Sapien]

*just as black canary sits down to watch days of our lives mini-beast bursts into the door carrying SPIDER-MAN 2 THE GAME!!!! mini-beast then leaps onto the living room couch, changes the channel from days of our lives to AUX and fires up his "GameCube of Distraction". As black canary blathers on about Bo being lost on an island and the fact that he COULD be saved today, mini-beast just doesnt hear it. his eyes are fixated on the pixelized marvel that is spider-man 2 the game. with a slight bit of drool dripping out of his mouth, the plans mini-beast made for this day are completely shot. lo and behold the power of nintendo.*

p.s. true story, bought the game. nothing in my real life is getting done. :grin: oh the joy of video games.

[JKLantern]

Since Nature Guy chose that avatar, Nature Guy is the Official DND expert.

Wait, that isn't a super hero job...

Okay, Nature Guy is the bringer of drinks to go with Mini-Beast's sandwiches.

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by JKLantern
Since Nature Guy chose that avatar, Nature Guy is the Official DND expert.

Wait, that isn't a super hero job...

Okay, Nature Guy is the bringer of drinks to go with Mini-Beast's sandwiches.

Speaking of, I'm low on Code Red. Off!

::Sumons a goat and rides off to the convenience store!::

[f1aherty]

Hmmm, if our group broke up and fought, who do you think would win. I think myself, being elephant man, with the uncanny ability to mix my own BO and water to produce a psuedo-cat urine, could take on a good bit of our members.

[f1aherty]

Ok..im lost and ive forgotten what everyone can do...do we have a list of current members and powers. for everyone who forgot heres my current status:
Elephantman
-above average memory
-produce "cat urine" by mixing own BO and water
-invisible in shadows (im black)
-leap semi-high coffe tables (22 inch verticle)
-mezmorizing ability (rubik's cube)
-slightly fast learning times

[DemonRS]

Magnito
Ability to Demagnatize Credit Cards
Ruin Cell Phone Reception
Turn off Lights with Electric Field
Can see VERY well
and I think that's all I've mentioned.. :)

[doctorfate77]

Black Canary

ability to incapacitate old women and small children with voice (classically trained male-alto)
ALSO invisible in shadows (I'm black as well)
Amazing Interior Designer (gay)
clever and resourceful
INCREDIBLE and UNBEATABLE at Super Smash Bros. Melee (that is how i battle my Arch-foes)

theres more, but its 3am and i'm bored. Spider-Man RAWKED the house.

[AngeHamm]

Didja know that is how Doctor Doom speaks?

It is also how famous French Statesman Charles DeGaulle spoke sometimes. And he didn't even have any superpowers!

Muscal Eye gets to be the official, um, uh, hmm...
Give me a minute...
Okay, you're in charge of the translucent MediocreMobile.

The Eye recognizes the vital importance of this sacred duty, and he will be sure to keep the oil changed and exterior surfaces waxed. He will also ensure that the Translucent Mediocremobile 's eighty-disc CD changer is full of a wide variety of popular music styles and not just a bunch of Dream Theater and Joe Jackson (like the Eyemobile).

[AngeHamm]

Black Canary, you make The Eye laugh every time you post. He likes the rims on the cinder blocks, by the way. It's enjoyable to watch them spin at a different speed than the wheels--if you imagine there are wheels, of course. The Eye is trying to raise money to buy a big wing for the back of the Translucent Mediocremobile, but I'm not sure they make them big enough for those old Ford Vans... Maybe we can steal the one from the A-Team van.

The Musical Eye
--Strange ability to blink with only his left eye.
--Knack for playing almost any musical instrument.
--Superb spelling ability and large vocabulary.
--Most of a Master's Degree.
--Super-arrogance and ability to talk about himself in the third person.

[AngeHamm]

clever and resourceful

What an awesome superpower.

Incidentally, is it possible to be any more of a minority than a black gay male-alto comic book/video game nerd? The Eye doesn't think so.

[Gentlegamer]

Data-Man
--mediocre ability to wax informational on almost any subject, most of which are tangental to the discussion at hand
--super-manners (I'm a gentlegamer)
--ability to abstain from buying HeroClix boosters until DC expansion #3
--contacts: low friends in high places

[Diablo4485]

Nature Guy
- Influence over animals.
- 3rd nipple.
- 6 years of Tae Kwon Do training.
- Above-average intelligence.
- Relentless optimism.
- Apparently really good at getting drinks, cuz that's what he does.

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by AngeHamm
What an awesome superpower.

Incidentally, is it possible to be any more of a minority than a black gay male-alto comic book/video game nerd? The Eye doesn't think so.

Try a bisexual Wiccan black comic/gaming nerd. That was my roommate last semester. Nyah! :p

[Gabe Sapien]

woohoo! its about time we started comparing our resumees!!! whoever was on my side would win because thats what i do!!! :p anyway.... heres a list of my abilities.

-above average intelligence
-above average strength
-great balance/agility
-my feet dont get cold because theyre hairy
-enhanced senses except for sight, which is quite poor
-i can make sandwiches really well
-superior swimming skills

by they way, i saw spider-man 2 last night at a midnight showing. all i can say is great.... VERY GREAT!!!!! i recommend it to everyone!!!! trust me.;)

[JKLantern]

JTEM reporting his abilities:

-Super Stretchiness/Bendiness
-Fairly Tall
-Above Average Intelligence
-Semi-Hyper Senses (which causes the weaknesses mentioned earlier)
-Ability to sneak up on people without trying
-Poofy Hair

And also I have the power to make up official jobs for people.

[NickFury15]

-Can run very fast for short periods of time
-Highly intelligent
-Amazing ability to make budgets/trades perfectly in MVP Baseball 2004

[EmperorNorton]

Powers

- can see the very near future
- highly intelligent
- can wear black leather jackets on hot summer days without sweating
- can distract foes with the use of his 25 inches long hair

Weaknesses
- slow reflexes
- afraid of moths


EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[coyotejack]

The Coyote is feeling lazy today. (Only about 2 hours of sleep before getting up for work after Spidey 2! I agree Gabe, Awesome movie!) Here is my initial post of abilities of which I left out my uncanny ability to be able to use nearly any firearm I'm exposed to with excellent accuracy.

http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=1061487#post1061487

[Diablo4485]

Hmm... quiet day today.

::Kicks back on the Pleather Couch of Justice and snacks on some Koala Yummies.::

[DemonRS]

My fellow mutants! A new mutant power has emmerged today!

As I strolled into my comic store to get some ultiamtes it cae out.. I bout 4 packs.. in four packs I pulled 2 uniques.. very nice.. except the 2 uniques I pulled were the TWO UNIQUES I FREAKIN PRE ORDERED!!! ARGH!

So I have the power to pull heroclix that are already on their way...

[JKLantern]

I'd laugh, except I probably won't ever get lucky enough with Us to have that problem.

[DemonRS]

you should laugh!

I'm NEVER lucky with U's.. I've pulled 7 in my hundreds (I bought 32 packs of unleashed and I don't even remember how many packs of the older stuff) of boosters I've bought...

Mr. Bones
Bat Sentry
2 "smart" Hulks
Captain Marvel
Mr. Fixit
and
Thanos...

That's it.. o keeping that thought in mind I ordered some but NOOOOOOO I HAVE to get lucky and pull them

[JKLantern]

Us JTEM has managed to get in his perhaps hundred boosters

Vision (Formerly U HT Bats)
Desaad (Formerly U Wasp)
Adam Warlock
Nova
Terrax
Sersi
Flash
Kilowog
Magog
Vamp Bats (One of the coolest looking characters ever)
Nightmare (Which was a Birthday Present)
KC Shazam (Mailaway)

[JKLantern]

I didn't have much U luck until Crictical Mass.
Unfortunately, that meant no Martian Manhunter for me.

Hope he gets put in a "DC Universe" set.

[doctorfate77]

crititcal mass seemed to be my set.

however, I've had the strangest luck with Ultrahumanites.

I pull them all the time. Ive pulled over 10, and I tend to keep at least 3 or 4 in my collection. If i trade a humanite, I just pull another to replace it.

i HATE that monkey

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by DemonRS
My fellow mutants! A new mutant power has emmerged today!

As I strolled into my comic store to get some ultiamtes it cae out.. I bout 4 packs.. in four packs I pulled 2 uniques.. very nice.. except the 2 uniques I pulled were the TWO UNIQUES I FREAKIN PRE ORDERED!!! ARGH!

So I have the power to pull heroclix that are already on their way...
Which Uniques were they? Perhaps you'd like to trade the extras when you get them?

[Gentlegamer]

My set o'luck was Unleashed

I bought about 22 boosters and pulled:

Bat Sentry
Metallo
Kilowog x 2
Ultrahumanite
Silver Swan
Superman x 3
Magog
Wonder Woman
The General

Not too shabby!

[DemonRS]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
Which Uniques were they? Perhaps you'd like to trade the extras when you get them?


I pulled U-magneto
and U-Ironman


Magneto is being traded already for Hulk..

Now I need Ironman and some cash to go out to someone with a spare thor.. and I'll officially be done collecting ultimates.. :)

[Gentlegamer]

All I want is Magneto!

:cry:

I'll have to buy him off ebay I suppose . . .

[Diablo4485]

I'm attempting to abstain from Ultimates (with the exception of the local Marquee) until WWC. That way all my purchases can go towards getting me a couple nice rare LEs (I believe it's Surfer and Inviso Woman this year).

[doctorfate77]

Nature Guy,

I am trying my best not to pee on myself from laughing so hard.

your avatar is KILLING me!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[NickFury15]

I'm planning on picking up 6 boosters tomorrow. But I also want to buy Spiderman 2 for Xbox...

Maybe I'll save my money for when the Punisher game comes out. Did anybody read the review in Wizard. It sounds very cool.

[Diablo4485]

Here's my LE, just for fun. :grin:


LE Diablo4485 team: SDS/LoSA range: 0 /
SPD: 5 6 6 5 4 KO
ATK: 6 8 9 9 5 KO
DEF: 14 15 15 14 12 KO
DMG: 1 2 2 2 1 KO


This is pretty much my fantasy at work. I work at a pack and ship store, and it seems that the idiots congregate there, calling themselves "customers", proceeding to ask questions to which the answers would be glaringly obvious to one of average intelligence. Now, we have a lot of box cutters lying around, in addition to a hidden butcher knife we keep around in case someone tries something funny. Well, I'm sure you can see the direction things go from there. Willpower on top represents my best efforts at keeping calm, but I quickly descend into a Spiral-like fury. Just hope you never really seem me like this... ;)

[Gabe Sapien]

hey nature guy, is your avatar a picture of that dog with an enlarged tongue? i cant remember his name at the moment but its something like sprinkles or mister giggles.*realizes that lack of sleep may be messing with his ability to type and speak* i think i saw that dog on oprah one time and all the ladies were all "awwwwwwwww" and oprah as all "if i were still fat i would eat that dog. but now that im not i wanna buy it or something like that."*begins to see spots before his eyes and hears the ice-cream man coming down the street.... at one in the morning.* WOOHOO ICE-CREAM!!!*gabe runs out into the street and is hit by a cop car. turns out that sweet enticing music wasnt the ice-cream man but a police interceptor. turns out some real heroes were chasing down a bad guy and the boys in blue were lending a helping hand. mini-beast then gathers all his courage and drags himself into bed where he cries himself to sleep.* mmmm, pain induced slumber. :grin:

[JKLantern]

I'm more of a reptile person myself.

[DemonRS]

WOOOOOO
I pulled U-thor.. RIGHT before I traded a bunch of figs for him.. so I got to cancel the trade and my mutant power pulled the U!

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by DemonRS
WOOOOOO
I pulled U-thor.. RIGHT before I traded a bunch of figs for him.. so I got to cancel the trade and my mutant power pulled the U!
I would seem you have manifested a new mediocre ability!

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
hey nature guy, is your avatar a picture of that dog with an enlarged tongue? i cant remember his name at the moment but its something like sprinkles or mister giggles.*realizes that lack of sleep may be messing with his ability to type and speak* i think i saw that dog on oprah one time and all the ladies were all "awwwwwwwww" and oprah as all "if i were still fat i would eat that dog. but now that im not i wanna buy it or something like that."*begins to see spots before his eyes and hears the ice-cream man coming down the street.... at one in the morning.* WOOHOO ICE-CREAM!!!*gabe runs out into the street and is hit by a cop car. turns out that sweet enticing music wasnt the ice-cream man but a police interceptor. turns out some real heroes were chasing down a bad guy and the boys in blue were lending a helping hand. mini-beast then gathers all his courage and drags himself into bed where he cries himself to sleep.* mmmm, pain induced slumber. :grin:

It's Mister Winkle. I don't know the specifics, but basically he's a mutt of unknown origin that was found by the side of the road by some lady who nursed it back to health and, in turn, cashed in on the bizzare little thing. Personally, I believe the dog is the spawn of Satan and must be destroyed, but that's just me. :devious: (My mother is convinced that it's not real and that its entire existence is a big conspiracy or something. And you thought I was weird...)

[doctorfate77]

I like kittens.









































...and candy bracelets. :classic:

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by doctorfate77
I like kittens.

...and candy bracelets. :classic:

im not a cat person myself so i kind of despise them. as for candy bracelets, theyre good for the first two minutes then you try to actually eat them while theyre on your wrist and you get your wrist all full of saliva and melting sugar. if you let it linger there too long the bugs come and start mistaking your flesh for candy and we all know thats not good. ;)

mister winkle was his name!!! hes real. maybe he can be your arch-enemy?

[Socko]

i was reading a thing where a guy said he stuck a m-80 in his cats butt and lit it.

:confused: i actually kind of beleived him:confused:

[Diablo4485]

::Sigh.:: Another slow day at the... uh... Slightly Dangerous HQ (I forgot what the place is called... ).

::Summons 3 pigs, paints a big red 1 on one of them, a 2 on another, and 4 on the last one, then sets them loose.::

That oughta liven things up a bit around here. ::Snacks on some Shark Bites while waiting for chaos and assorted antics to ensue.::

[doctorfate77]

OMG!!! WHERE'S PIG NUMBER THREE!!!!

*madcap hilarioty ensues*

[Gabe Sapien]

*mini-beast scurries around the headquarters screaming*

"PIGS!! PIGS!!! PIGS HAVE OVERRUN OUR FORTRESS OF ADEQUATE PROTECTION!!! it seems another villain has risen from the scum that contains the darkest, most evil people on the world. "the other white meat" has let loose his flesh eating swine of destruction. i have found numbers one, two and four but three evades me.

*mini-beast scratches his head in confusion as heponders as to where number three could be hiding. mini-beast then gets a great idea. mini-beast wanders over to "the medicine cabinet with good enough stuff to make you feel a little better" and slips the pigs some laxatives. afterwards mini-beast makes his way to nature guys door and knocks.*

hey buddy, i found three pigs but theyre numbered one through four but i cant find number three. i need your ability to talk to animals so we can find this evil evil sow. maybe you can have some nice conversation with them or read their minds.

*mini-beast then opens the door just wide enough so the three pigs can fit in and slams the door shut quickly. mini-beast then gets the curio of safety and pushes it up against nature guys door. with a smug smile on his face mini-beast mutters under his breath "stupid pigs" as he goes to the kitchen to make himself a nice ham sammich* :grin: ;)

[JKLantern]

Pigs, eh? Only one way to solve this problem.

*JTEM stretches to the nearest zoo, paints the letters Q, R, and T on three gorillas and lets them loose. JTEM then releases other primates, and attempts to start a riot among them.*

THAT should take care of the pigs.

Waitaminute...OH DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

APE RIOT!!!

[JKLantern]

I feel like I'm on Sealab 2021 or something.

[doctorfate77]

EMERGENCY!!! I CAN'T FIND THE "S" GORILLA!!!

*releases Attack Sharks I, II, and IV to quell the riot*

*floods the Fortress so as to give them mobility*

oh, carp! I can't SWIM!!!!

:eek:

[EmperorNorton]

Again I have the feeling that something bad is gonna happen.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[Diablo4485]

Ah, chaos and merriment. I laugh.

(BTW, the thing with the pigs was done for real at a local high school as a Senior class prank. I busted a gut the first time I heard about it.)

[Gabe Sapien]

wow, seeing how the headquarters is flooded with water is no problem for me. im getting along quite SWIMMINGLY, hardy har har! :rolleyes: there has to be a solution to this conondrum of chaos.(alliteration isnt it but hey, its fun). I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

*mini-beast gathers all of his posessions, swims to the top of the tower where he then climbs out and boards the "jet of above average speed" and flies to his apartment. there mini-beast puts his things away in a very feng-shui driven style and takes a nap on the couch.* :grin:

[NickFury15]

I'd run to try and get the missing numbered/lettered/Roman numeraled (?) animals, but we all know I wouldn't get far. But hey! At least I can get the mail really quickly!

By the way, I picked up 8 packs of Ultimates today. Pulled a Magneto and a Phoenix, along with a complete set of both Captain America and Hawkeye.

[AngeHamm]

[quote]EMERGENCY!!! I CAN'T FIND THE "S" GORILLA!!!

Where the hell are Gorilas A through P??????

[Gentlegamer]

I hate every monkey I see!

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z!

[JKLantern]

Now it's time to release the wombats...

And the frickin sharks that have frickin laser beams on their fricken heads.

[Gentlegamer]

We tried to get sharks . . . they've been put on the endangered species list.

But we do have mutated sea-bass . . .

[PrankMonkey]

I had my sight artificially corrected to 20/20 for this? Bah… Throws optical enhancement device to the desk rubs eyes.

[JKLantern]

No sharks?

Hmmm, don't feel like angry sea bass...How about a giant squid?

And has anyone checked the Phone of Slight Emergency?

*JKLantern Checks*
P: You have three thousand, six hundred and seventy pi messages.
JTEM: Does that mean we have 3670 TIMES pi or 3670 PLUS pi?
P: Plus
JTEM: How did we get a fraction of a message anyway?
P: Some people hung up before leaving a message. Those don't count as whole messages.
JTEM: Shouldn't you be programed to delete fractions?
P: No...
JTEM: Why not?
P: I'm a phone, not a calculator.
JTEM: Well, you did add up the amount of messages.
P: Don't make me take you out during the robot revolution. *Click*

[Gabe Sapien]

hey everyone its the fourth of july!!!! you know what that means! barbeques, hot dogs, hanging out with people that we wanna be with and............... FIREWORKS!!!!

*mini-beast lights up a few bottle rockets and lets them loose... inside the headquarters. mini-beast then leaves a box of "official slightly dangerous squad/league of super acquaintances" fireworks(why we would lend our name to such products i dont know) on a nearby coffee table with some matches and waits for the fun to begin. in the mean time mini-beast makes himself some sammiches and watches the twilight zone marathon on the sci-fi channel.*

happy fourth everyone! :grin:

[EmperorNorton]

Not for me, except for the hanging out.
Wouldn't know what I'm independent from anyway.

EmperorNorton

[Diablo4485]

Hurrah! Happy 4th!

::Sets up the Jar Jar Binks figure he found in the bargain bin, lights a Roman Candle and fires away.::

[Gentlegamer]

A report by Data-Man:

Didja know that the Declaration of Independence was complete on July 2, 1776, but not completely signed and enacted by the Continental Congress until July 4?

One member of the Congress even wrote a letter proclaiming that July 2 will go down in the annals of history!

[DemonRS]

july 6th should go down in history.. It's the day that this mutant was born!

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by DemonRS
july 6th should go down in history.. It's the day that this mutant was born!

sweet. Happy "Uneventful Escape from the Womb" day! Perhaps we should all unmask and reveal the secret of our Natal Day?

Black Canary - October 21st

[Gentlegamer]

Does anyone know the average number of birthdays an average person has in his or her lifetime?

[CaptainCanada]

Excuse me, but may I join your clan? Please?

-Cap (not america. canada)

[CaptainCanada]

Oh, and the answer to gentlegamer's question is one.

[GonzoDracus]

SDS/LoSA Tower of Adequate Protection - 3:13 pM sometime in July

Seer of Future Past: Guys...

BlackCanary: *ahem*

Seer: ...and Canary... I think there is trouble afoot... oh! and can someone pick up the phone of slight emergency while you are at it?

BruiseBoy: el telefono no está sona...

*ring* *ring*

BB: never mind.. I'll get it.

*BruiseBoy stumbles while on his way to the phone, getting a big bruise on his forehead*

####!!!

*picks up the ringing phone of slight emergency*

BB: ¿Hola? erm Hello?

...

BB: What the hell are you talking about?!?


while at the exact same time, in the fridge, Mini-Beast is having some trouble finding ketchup for his ultimate experiment in the sanwishnary arts: the über-sandwish

M-B: oh no!! we're out of ketchup!!

sinister music fills the room and we return to BruiseBoy's attempt at deciphering the strange phone call he just received

BruiseBoy: Dude!!! You want what!?!??

JTElongatedM: what is it BruiseBoy? (not really caring but in a commanding voice) and where the hell did this music come from???

Bruisy: I don't know... some guy here says that if his demands aren't met he will use up every single packet of ketchup in the world..

JTEM: HAHHAHAHHAHAA ooooh we're out of ketchup... as if we cared!!

Everyone starts to laugh at the expense of the strange voice on the other side of the phone when suddenly Mini-Beast comes barging into the phone room screaming his lungs out...

Mini-Beast: WE'RE OUT OF KETCHUP!!!!

*the Mediocre's stop laughing*

Coyote: WHAT?!?!??!

what indeed, for the ketchup ran out when Nature Boy, in his vain attempt at being like the rest of the Mediocre's, that whenever they get hit a red liquid starts to flow out of them, he started pouring ketchup all over him..

Nature Boy: How could that have happened? but he really knew and hoped no one ever found out his most miserable secret.

Seer: We're out of ketchup!!

everyone looked at the seer knowing that his power really sucked but no one was couragous enough to tell him.



To Be Continuued...

[doctorfate77]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus
SDS/LoSA Tower of Adequate Protection - 3:13 pM sometime in July

Seer of Future Past: Guys...

BlackCanary: *ahem*

Seer: ...and Canary... I think there is trouble afoot... oh! and can someone pick up the phone of slight emergency while you are at it?

BruiseBoy: el telefono no está sona...

*ring* *ring*

BB: never mind.. I'll get it.

*BruiseBoy stumbles while on his way to the phone, getting a big bruise on his forehead*

####!!!

*picks up the ringing phone of slight emergency*

BB: ¿Hola? erm Hello?

...

BB: What the hell are you talking about?!?


while at the exact same time, in the fridge, Mini-Beast is having some trouble finding ketchup for his ultimate experiment in the sanwishnary arts: the über-sandwish

M-B: oh no!! we're out of ketchup!!

sinister music fills the room and we return to BruiseBoy's attempt at deciphering the strange phone call he just received

BruiseBoy: Dude!!! You want what!?!??

JTElongatedM: what is it BruiseBoy? (not really caring but in a commanding voice) and where the hell did this music come from???

Bruisy: I don't know... some guy here says that if his demands aren't met he will use up every single packet of ketchup in the world..

JTEM: HAHHAHAHHAHAA ooooh we're out of ketchup... as if we cared!!

Everyone starts to laugh at the expense of the strange voice on the other side of the phone when suddenly Mini-Beast comes barging into the phone room screaming his lungs out...

Mini-Beast: WE'RE OUT OF KETCHUP!!!!

*the Mediocre's stop laughing*

Coyote: WHAT?!?!??!

what indeed, for the ketchup ran out when Nature Boy, in his vain attempt at being like the rest of the Mediocre's, that whenever they get hit a red liquid starts to flow out of them, he started pouring ketchup all over him..

Nature Boy: How could that have happened? but he really knew and hoped no one ever found out his most miserable secret.

Seer: We're out of ketchup!!

everyone looked at the seer knowing that his power really sucked but no one was couragous enough to tell him.



To Be Continuued...


LMAO!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by CaptainCanada
Oh, and the answer to gentlegamer's question is one.
Excellent! You have answered my Sphinx-like riddle! You may certainly join, but first you must demonstrait a mediocre ability.

CaptainCanada . . . hmmmm . . . maybe that is mediocre enough?

;)

[DemonRS]

It seems like I, the incredibly ordinary magnito plays a batman role in these stories.. ;)

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by DemonRS
It seems like I, the incredibly ordinary magnito plays a batman role in these stories.. ;)

by playing a batman role you mean youre never there and just lurk in the shadows? cause if thats what you mean... i dont wanna kow what youre doing in those shadows. :p

as for the story, great stuff. only one problem... who puts ketchup on a sandwich?!*mini-beast comes from a strange reality where not everything is done in traditional ways and not alot of american culture gets to him... its called south texas.* :p

[DemonRS]

I'm always in the shadows.. I'm in the shadows of the bathroom while you are taking a shower.. I use my cape to conceal my.. uhh Wait no I'm not in the bathroom shadows.... :)

Especially since there are no mutant women in this place!

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by DemonRS
Especially since there are no mutant women in this place!

heyyyyyyy, now that i think about it there arent any girl mutants in here are there? well, no need for me to be so charming and playful. and no need for this anymore*takes off his fancy suit costume and loafs around the headquarters in his spider-man boxers.* aint no wimmenz here to impress!*burp*. heheh.

[JKLantern]

I don't use ketchup much. I prefer ranch dressing.

And Captain Canada, if you have a weird ability, you are welcome on this team.

You could probably get on just for being Canadian.

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by JKLantern
And Captain Canada, if you have a weird ability, you are welcome on this team.

You could probably get on just for being Canadian.
Eh?-Man

CaptainStrangeBrew

Bacon-Eater

Just throwing some names out there! :p

[Diablo4485]

I was born April 4th. Now in just a little less than 2 years I can buy booze! Woohoo! ::Waits!::

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
Eh?-Man

CaptainStrangeBrew

Bacon-Eater

Just throwing some names out there! :p

how about "captain of that country thats right above america"

-Captain Doesnt Wanna Fight
-Bacon is Ham and Ham is Bacon Here Lad

hope that helps some.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by GonzoDracus

everyone looked at the seer knowing that his power really sucked but no one was couragous enough to tell him.


That was mean.
But I was prepared for it.


:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[CaptainCanada]

Well, I am Canadian...and I can toss my mountie-hat pretty far...that would be bothersome if you were trying to rob a bank or something....oh! And I can...uh...let me think...i'm good at riddles! Is that a super power? And if its all the same to you guys I'll stick with Captain Canada. Compared to Captain America or Captain Britain, I'm just dripping mediocrity.:)

[CaptainCanada]

Hey, how do I change my Avatar to one that's not on the list?

[Gentlegamer]

CaptainMapleLeaf,

You have to be a donor to Realmworx to gain a custom avatar.

[CaptainCanada]

So...was I accepted? You guys are too subtle for me :)


-Cap'n Crunch, I mean Canada. Not Chrunch. hehe

[Gentlegamer]

Yeah, you're in. We don't really care either way. Whatever. Meh.

[JKLantern]

We're pretty accepting, Cap. You're in. And you're the official clan Canadian. What does that mean? I'll let you know as soon as I make something up.

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by JKLantern
We're pretty accepting, Cap. You're in. And you're the official clan Canadian. What does that mean? I'll let you know as soon as I make something up.

It means he gets to make our maple syrup for us. Not to mention the Canadian bacon for our McDonald's breakfast sandwiches. Cough it up you!

[doctorfate77]

mmmmm.... maple syrup....

mmmm..... maple doughnuts....

mmmmm.... Krispy Kreme.....

:eek:


BRB!!!

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by JKLantern
We're pretty accepting, Cap. You're in. And you're the official clan Canadian. What does that mean? I'll let you know as soon as I make something up.
Does that mean Seer of Future Past is the official German?

[Diablo4485]

Folks, I think I may have discovered another mutation. While I was shaving yesterday, I noticed that several of my pores had 2 hair folicles growing out of them. Kooky.

[JKLantern]

Nature Guy is turning into an animal! Call the Vet!
Seer of Future Past can be Official German, or Official Emperor of the U. S. wannabe.

And it looks like we have a Canadian Bacon bringer, like the maker of sandwiches and fetcher of drinks. Speaking of which, I'm kinda thirsty.

[Gabe Sapien]

seeing how we have an official Canadian and German can i be the official mexican(im really mexican)? i know i live in the states but im as close as you guys are gonna get. that and im a good half hour from the border so i can get you guys candies and luchador masks. hahahahahaha.

nature guy turning into an animal eh? sounds like the feral wolverine plotline all over again. make sure you hold onto your nose nature guy.;)

[EmperorNorton]

I'm not sure I like being the official German.
I don't overly identify with my country.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[JKLantern]

Gabe: Official Mexican.

Mexican Americans like education...

SOFP: Official Wannabe US Emperor

JKLantern the Elongated Man: Official Marfanoid.
That is a cool sounding word.

[doctorfate77]

hmmmm....

I'm black, but I lived in Japan for the past two years. does that make me Black Irish?

:ermm:

[doctorfate77]

or Japanese, even.....

[CaptainCanada]

hooray! I'ts nice to be accepted!

[JKLantern]

Black Canary: Official Cosmic Ethnic Joke.

I'm no fortune teller, but I think I can see some of your friends making jokes about you in the future...

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by JKLantern
I'm no fortune teller, but I think I can see some of your friends making jokes about you in the future...
That could very well be possible.

EmperorNorton, Seer of Future Past

[JKLantern]

*JKLantern the Elongated Man is walking around the Headquarters. He walks into the kitchen. A cow is raiding the fridge. He walks up to the bathroom. Pirahna are coming out of the toilet. The phone rings.

JTEM: Hello?
P: I am Batman.
JTEM: You are not Batman.
P: Yes I am.
JTEM: Fine, "Batman." What do you want?
P: I was wondering if you had a shoehorn.

JTEM looks at his Elongated Shoe. There is a saxophone stuck on it.

JTEM: No, but I've got a sax. Can you use that?
P: Uhh...Click.*

Just a typical day at HQ.