Vote Tally:

New Years Resolution:

Coocoo for Coco Puffs (1): Sigdr

CAPSLOCK (1): FurbyFrank

End sentences in ellipses (1): Silver Lantern

Never Eat Food (1): CarlosMucha

Must End in a Period. (4): Wade Wilson, zyxba, hellsmurf, spworldtour

Must Post Funny Picture Once a Day (2): Fullmetalfreak94, DARKKNIGHT188

Hail Tom Hanks (1): PhoenixFire

If you guys want to get behind one of these, please vote in bold as per normal. Keep in mind, if you do not collectively chose one before Early February (Day 2), I will chose one. The thread remains open.

You have roughly 19 hours before Early February begins. Doesn't January simply fly by?

[15 Players Remaining: 5 = 1/3 | 8 = majority | 10 = 2/3 ]

I hereby declare my vote for "Must End In a Period!"

See what I did there?

I'm taking an indefinite break from Mafia, please replace me in all my games.

Apologies to the mods...

vote: sentences must end in period.

i do it anyway.

vote:sentences must end in period.

Duh. I have good grammar.

A Majority Has Been Reached!

The community hung around the Inn in Goldshire, discussing how they vowed to change their lives for the better. A group of people refused to agree, and stuck to their principles. Others banned together to create a community where player, Cereal Mascot, and USA Network Character could work towards mutual betterment!

New Years Resolution: All sentences must end in periods! Congratulations everyone who successfully voted for this resolution--you have been strengthened! It will now take exactly one more vote to lynch you, because people admire your conviction! If you fail to follow the posting restriction through the end of February (no one actually follows these things), you will let down the community and you will lose this one vote advantage.

Those of you who did not vote for the New Years resolution are under no pressure to follow it though.

End of Night Vote Tally for New Years Resolutions:

Coocoo for Coco Puffs (1): Sigdr

CAPSLOCK (2): FurbyFrank, Silver Lantern

Never Eat Food (1): CarlosMucha

Must End in a Period. (7): Wade Wilson, zyxba, hellsmurf, spworldtour, K-Ness, Fullmetalfreak94, Immortal_Raven

Must Post Funny Picture Once a Day (2): Fullmetalfreak94, DARKKNIGHT188

Hail Tom Hanks (1): PhoenixFire

[15 Players Remaining: 5 = 1/3 | 8 = majority | 10 = 2/3 ][/quote]

Late January will end in approximately 12 hours! If i don't get all the actions in by that time, we'll exist in a weird time vortex before Early February starts!

I don't want to see any ellipses, exclamation points, question marks or interrobangs out of you people! Ship shape!

Yes: no exclamation marks or question marks. This should be fun.

Aww, weird double post. At least I can edit it, though.

Can't tell if night phase or day phase.

Night Phase. Send in your actions

I'm leaving the thread permanently openh: during the "night phase" there will be an event, during the day phase you may lynch someone.

We presently have about three hours left during the night phase (Late January).

Its wierd having a thread open for a night phase. However i have seen stranger things in mafia games.

Late January (Night 1)

On the drawbridge outside Stormwind, two casually dressed smirking figures were having a snarky conversation, while looking at a stone pillar with a crude drawing on it. “Its not so much a draw bridge, is it? I mean, don’t they have to draw for it to work like that?”

“It draws up and down, allowing it to close.”

“No, I am pretty sure draw bridges draw, pictures and ideas. They illuminate the human conscious and provide pretty bunny rabbits.”

“That’s not how it works. And you drew that picture. It looks nothing like a rabbit.”

“Well, someone had to draw it and the bridge wasn’t doing anything.” He paused for a moment. “And you know I get very sensitive about my drawing abilities.”

A third figure stepped up and took a look at the drawing. He was wearing a fake mustache and a bowler hat. “What izzz this draw-eng?” Two white ears, bobbed back, stuck out from the hat. “Is it a walruzzz?”

“Come-on, its obviously a rabbit. Saying its a Walrus is almost insulting.”

“Yeah, I don’t get where you are seeing the Walrus.”

The figure awkwardly closed the distance and took a closer look. The two men stared at him from behind. “Wait a second,” the first man said and pulled off the bowler hat. “You’re a rabbit! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids--”

“--or mature adults who remain children at heart,” the other hastily added.

They grabbed the Rabbit and plunged him in the water, holding him under until the thrashing stopped. The first man stopped and stared off in the distance for a moment. “Oh, Ok. NOW I totally see Walrus.”

“I told you it looked nothing like a rabbit.” They grabbed a promotional box of cereal and wondered off to eat it.

Silver Lantern is dead! He was the Trix Rabbit (Town/Cereal Mascot), a troublesome, disguise-wearing rabbit that just wanted a taste of his own cereal.

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Meanwhile at the Goldshire Inn...

Upstairs, in one of the bedrooms, a short little figure put away a pot of....something into one of the cabinets. It was an odd inn, no doors to speak of and all the inhabitants merely stood there, never grabbing even a nap on one of the made beds.

“Hehehehe,” the little man said to himself, “They’ll never catch me now.”

An intangible form slowly drifted inside from the other room, “Weeell,” the form said, “I got you now.” The intangible form slowly peeled the flesh off the tiny creature, one small strip at a time. The screams refused to stop. He put all the skin in a bowl and added milk.

The other figures in the room just stared blankly. After all, they were NPCs.

PhoenixFire is dead! He was Lucky the Leprechaun [Town / Cereal Mascot], a sneaky little fellow, too stupid to realize that his pot didn’t even contain gold, just some cereal you could buy even at a 7-11 (in the little boxes)

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A bowl of red, blue and green things sat there on a digital stump, uneaten.

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The player decided to continue begging rather than work on any quests or whatever.

[1][General]Can I haz gold?
[3]LOCAL DEFENSE][Goldshire is under attack!]
Rigormortiss shouts: haddiss foers to HARSD!

A very colorful person walked by and opened up a trade window, dropping in a couple of gold, and then ran off.

The player replied, “kthx” and went over to a officious looking man, and started to /poke him. “u ded? lol.” /poke. The officious looking man raised his eyebrows, confused.

Late January is over (night 1)! Early February has begun (day 2)

You have approximately 24 hours to reach a majority!

[13 Players Remaining: 5 = 1/3 | 7 = majority | 9 = 2/3]

In Game Event!

Love is in the air! Each February, Elwynn Forest celebrates Valentines Day, and this year is no different! Collectively, the town must elect two people by voting [b]Date: (player name) and (player name). The two highest voted players will get to go on a romantic date! Dating votes are due by the end of Late February (by the end of night 2).

So, in review: you have 24 hours to vote to lynch someone, and 48 hours to elect two players to go on a “Date”.