hellz yeah biotch!

wish granted.
but the first person you have to grant a wish to says, "i wish i had that power instead of you."

i wish i had x-ray vision

Wish Granted
Though when you first get your powers you look at a very harry person and you see them....You get the point





I wish Bill Gates would donate more money to charity

Wish granted.

As the ninjas and pirates are making out, the vikings come in and horribly slaughter them all.

Wish Granted, he sells microsoft to get more money for charity. the person who buys it is a greedy sob and makes computers so expensive no one can afford one. As a result, there are no more tecnological advances...EVER.

I wish I was the leader of my own country.

wisdh granted, unfortunatley ther only people in your country are vikings. The only thing smaller than the national IQ is the sperm count. your country imports porno and viagra. it exports Body odour. No one visits your country every begins to incest (even more than normal). Needless to say your country stinks.


I wish Vikings werent so lame.

Wish granted.
Vikings become overpowerful and all incompassing. Now all the worlds bodies of waters are referred to as Fjord's and anyone on a ship anywhere in the world becomes unable to tell the difference and start sinking left and right. The head Viking decides to collect all the ships for himself and his final act as a ruler is to have all his men drink all the worlds water. Days later everything else dies of dehydration leaving only vikings to rule.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Wish granted.
Homer Simpson eats you.

I wish I could share the rest of my life with Christina Ricci.

Wish granted

Since you are busy sharing your life with Christina, you have no time for family, friends, or Heroclix (NOOO!) then you die miserable but not lonely

I wish I could do everything Batman can do!

Poof, you get a heart. You are arrested for the brutal slaying and your possession of the heart is the evidence that gets you the chair

I wish that I answered this earlier

Wish granted

You are now 2 dimensional

Wish granted

Everyone loves you. Sadly you are eaten and turned into poo eight hours later

WishGranted, you have a time machine. you go back and announce that i Granted. You go back in time and say your post first. it was successful. You decide to go into the future. You are digusted and terrified of it. You committ suicide, Hiding the time machine in the Precambrian era, forever hiding the threat of human maddness to ever be encountered again... A few years(give or take a few ) later a confused paleontologist named Steven Speilberg finds the time machine. He discovers how to use it. He uses it to go back and be succesfull as a Hollywood Director. He uses the information obtained to make films such as dinosaur movies, a movie in the future where their are freakin robots everywhere, tales of war, and the true story of the alien spy E.T. sent to earth in the future to obtain vital information ultimately leading to the slavery of human kind.


Anyway, My wish is that I had a Les Paul and a Mile x Mile tall and wide amplifier. And That I can rock out on top of it while everyone goes deaf from my sweet riffs. Dont worry, They Get enough Jam before they do go deaf... (My real wish is that I would stop laughing from that mama cass and ham sandwhich remark... It hurts. Bad.)

This is how it should read... Sorry.

Also, Steven doesnt go sadistic and crazy. He was already like that. He just gets rich. Really, Really ####ing rich.