I was wondering how do I add a picture I have on my comp to my avatar? And how can I add a picture to my signature?

1. Become a Donor. After that, the option becomes available under User CP.
2. You don't. This website has disabled pictures in signatures. They just tend to clog things up anyway.
3. There was no third question, I'd just like you people to know I'm kinda hungry.

4. Then eat something already. Sheesh.

5. I would if there was any food in here.
6. And I'd go to the Wawa if I wasn't waiting for a phonecall.

7. Then improvise.

8. Maybe chew your shoelaces?

9. Howzabout cannibalism?

10. You only need one hand really.

11. And hooks look cool.

12. Everytime I do that I get sent to the psychiatrist.
13. Why do you think I have my shoes held on with duct tape?
14. Got arrested for that.
15. About that...
16. I've got four.

17. Could always eat the duct tape, I suppose
18. High fiber
19. VERY high fiber
20. I hear lead paint chips taste like rainbows.
21. There's a whole world of options

17. High fiber, sticks in the bowels, however.
18. See above.
19. See above.
20. The stories of the flavor of leaded paint chips are greatly exaggerated.
21. Just because there's a world of options doesn't mean the options are particularly good.

22. Do you still have your appendix? It's not strictly necessary, you know
23. With a sharpened Sharpie
24. And a little grit
25. And preferably some local anesthetic
26. You could have a quick snackeroo
27. Your tonsils would also do in a pinch

28. Eating one's self would provide no real nutritional benefit, as all the materials consumed would go into repairing the damage made in mutilating said self.

29. Incidentally, are you using YOUR appendix?

Thread drift is not kosher, people.

30. We answered the question. We're now trying to determine the answer to further raised questions.

31. Black Mage Garfield stares into your soul.

32. My soul stares back. BM Garfield breaks down weeping.

33. Freakin' Wawa was completely out of hot sandwiches. God damn it. Why does my convenience store want me to suffer? I had to settle for a Gatorade and a bag of Kettle Cooked Barbecue Chips. That's no way to live.