Each person posting on this thread must use the innocuous statement made by the previous poster to "prove" that poster is an evil killer.

For instance, if the previous poster said: "My favorite comic book character is Superman," then you may reply:

"AHA!!! Superman was played on TV by George Reeves, who died mysteriously via a gunshot wound!!! By claiming to be a Superman fan, you are clearly trying to distant yourself from suspicion--thereby unknowingly identifying yourself as the REAL KILLER!!"

Or, if the previous poster said, "I like corn flakes for breakfast," you might reply: "AHA! Corn flakes are marketed by Tony the Tiger. Tigers are orange--which is close to red--which is the color of BLOOD!!! Clearly, you are the killer!!!"

After you make your accusation, you then post your own innocuous statement so the next person can accuse you of murder.

So to begin: Here's my innocuous statement:

"I prefer Matchbox toy cars to Hot Wheels."

If that isn't the only slightly veiled confession of an arsonist I don't know what is.



"I don't know what to make for dinner yet."

Is that because you haven't decided who to murder and cook!?!!?!?


"I like Baseball"

It would appear that you are both indecisive and unprepared for daily life, the classic signs of an out-of-control sociopath! Thus, YOU ARE THE KILLER!

"I wish I was a superhero"

Edit: Beaten to the punch! One moment

Takes one to know one, right?

That would be because you have multiple corpses in your basement cooler and you can't decide which one - or part - to select for dinner.

Statement: Anything I say will just cause someone to point a finger at me anyway.

Baseball, which has bases, balls and bats. Clearly you are a violent sociopath.

I need to use the bathroom.

"Baseball"...a clear reference to the infamous Sportsmaster serial murderers of 1978! You must be a copycat killer!

"I wish I was a superhero"

Edit: DANGIT! I must not be meant to play this game

Your fantasy superhero life has obviously caused you to lose touch with reality---sending you on a mindless killing spree as you shove helpless women off of skyscrapers in an attempt to "rescue" them from an imaginary supervillain.


"I'm going to order pizza tonight"

To wash your bloody hands!?!?!?!!?



"I like to eat eat eat eaplles and beneenees."

Your oblique reference to a children's song indicates that you have a lack of mature connections to the people around you, allowing you to kill and maim without any feelings of remorse!

"It's not easy to be me"

So you try to make things easier by DOING AWAY WITH ANYONE WHO MIGHT TRY TO MAKE THINGS HARDER, YOU RUTHLESS KILLER!!!!



"I enjoy James Cagney movies."

you are obsessed with him and violently murder and hide the bodies of anyone who thinks his movies are bad.

"Michael Jackson has a fake nose."

By aligning yourself with the popular opinion on Michael Jackson's nose you are attampting to gain the trust of the general populace. It is clear to myself and all those assembled that this is merely an elaborate ruse. Once our trust has been gained I propose that you intend to abuse it, in the most heinous way imaginable.

You intend to kill our pets. You foul, murderous, limpet.

"I enjoy long walks in the countryside."

Strolling through the countryside admiring all of your freshly dug graves, eh?

MURDERER!


I hate Texas.

I think I make my point clear.


"I do not own a games console."