Any leads?

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

Son, I don't know what state you're from but around these parts, a Billy with horns and wool doesn't mean a gay - or straight either, for that matter - relationship.

Mr. Speaker, I request the floor.

Dellow felegates, (pause for laughter) our way is clear: we must eliminate the estate tax, cut the welfare rolls and privatize our school system. Little Billy and Janey Poorpants don't need socialized education just because they can't afford an ivy league pre-school. Our children, our very way of life hinges on a single phrase I hope to hear in the near future: This Spelling Bee is brought to you by the letters K, F, and C.

As for the matter at hand, I have no useful information, so I will only hold the floor for eighteen more hours.

Mr. Speaker, I request 5 minutes and I will yield my remaining time to my collegue from the southern states.

I got nothing.

Although it looks like a lot of people targeted the same person and found nothing...

I yield my remaining time to the Senator from Kentucky.

You stupid man, quit wasting our time!

However, I have nothing. I will yield my remaining time FOR A DANCE PARTY!

doo doo doo dood doododododo!

Senators don't dance, they smooze, they mingle, but they don't dance. It ain't proper

Quit being such an uptight man!

DANCE! WOOOOOO!

You don't live in DC and work in politics do you?

Mr speaker, honored members of the house

Words fail me at this, my darkest moment. Allow me to bid you all farewell in the words of General Napoleon. "I bid you farewell. For twenty years I have constantly accompanied you on the road to honor and glory. In these latter times, as in the days of our prosperity, you have invariably been models of courage and fidelity. With men such as you our cause could not be lost; I have sacrificed all of my interests to those of the country.

I go, but you, my friends, will continue to serve Our Nation. Her happiness was my only thought. It will still be the object of my wishes. Do not regret my fate; if I have consented to survive, it is to serve your glory. I intend to write the history of the great achievements we have performed together. Adieu, my friends. Would I could press you all to my heart."

My greatest regret is that you all must now fight the good fight without me.

I surrender the remainder of my time to the floor.

We ain't too pretty. We ain't too proud.

We might be laughin' a bit too loud.

But that never hurt no one.

Mr. Speaker, I request 15 seconds to address my collegue,

Where are you going Senator Elevenbee?

You're not dead. You just can't be lynched today.

You Catholic girls start much too late.