It was late summer when a bus pulled up to the main entrance of campus. As the freshmen shuffled through the archways and took in their first glances of their new home, a small group of people in varsity jackets and cheerleader outfits approached them. The attractive man in front stepped forward and poked one of the freshmen in the chest. “Man, every year it gets worse. This group of scrubs is worse than the last one.” Scanning the crowd, he locked eyes with one newcomer. “You, you’re with us. The rest of em, you guys can do whatever you want with.” The man commented as he put his arm around his new friend and motioned to his allies. As the attractive man turned his back on the crowd, one of the many screamed out, “NO! Not again! Never again will my people be socially oppressed!” The short man in the cardboard armor brandished an exact replica of Glamdring. “Leeeeroy Jenkins!” he screamed as he charged the attractive man. Without turning around, the attractive man, raised an elbow and caught the charging man in the face, knocking him out cold. “Still without turning around, the attractive man calmly addressed the crowd. “If anyone else is overcome with stupidity and wants to challenge their status around here, the penalties might be a bit more…severe.” The small group left the crowd of freshmen standing under the arches, dumbfounded. sstralkowski is outcast (dead). He was Leroy Jenkins. Aignment: NERD!