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01/12/2011, 10:35

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The Truth about Kalel21 and Thawmus

Quote : Originally Posted by Thawmus

It is frickin' cold outside.

It has caused me to attempt to grow a beard.

Quote : Originally Posted by charlesx

Try using a magic marker to paint one on.

And make sure that you keep it as a goatee so that you can be your own evil self from the Mirror Universe.

Quote : Originally Posted by Thawmus

Oh no.....

Could this be the moment in time upon which I discover my powers to alter the timestream, and then go back in time to attempt to kill myself???

Is this the day that I cease to be the Alpha Thawmus? Or is this when I flip a coin, become two Thawmuses, and only one of us goes back in time to be killed by his past-self?

Wait, that last bit sounded good. I should flip a coin.

WHERE ARE ALL OF MY COINS????

I'll bet my past self spent them all! Well I'll teach him, I'm going to go back in time and kill him!

*vanishes*

Quote : Originally Posted by charlesx

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the true and shocking tale behind the secret origin of Kalel21. We can now disclose that Kalel21 is, in fact, Thawmus' future evil self from a Mirror Universe where the space/time continuum will experience a rift in its transdimensional molecular matrix, resulting in a crisis of infinite Thawmuses. You read it here first.

It all makes sense now.

The constant threat of Kalel21.

His terrible writing ability.

His rise to Hegemony.

His really awful beard!

I think I'm going to go cry in the corner for a bit.

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01/12/2011, 10:39

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Quote : Originally Posted by Thawmus

I think I'm going to go cry in the corner for a bit.

Sorry, Thawmus, but people have a constitutional right to know these things.

On the bright side, it is your birthday today - so happy infinite 40th!!!

Always look on the bright side of life.

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01/12/2011, 10:45

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Quote : Originally Posted by charlesx

Sorry, Thawmus, but people have a constitutional right to know these things.

On the bright side, it is your birthday today - so happy infinite 40th!!!

Always look on the bright side of life.

What bright side? That I will eventually go back to Kalel's origin point and become him? Why did I stop there? Why was that the end of my time traveling?

Why is there a lion in my office, staring at me????

Gah....his life is bleeding over into mine already. Am I the Alpha Thawmus, or am I the Alpha Kalel21?

Or am I neither? Am I on a closed loop? Did my incessant coin flipping as a child cause me to be a doomed Thawmus? Or am I the only one that lived?

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01/12/2011, 10:49

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*BUM, BUM, bum...*

You're both!

Let's get a Collateral Damage rule already!

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STOP TAKING MY STUFF!!!!

01/12/2011, 12:33

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This is the point where we need CarlosMucha Prime to punch the walls of reality and, by doing so, reset the Infinite Thawmuses.

01/12/2011, 12:47

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No no! It'd be Thawmus Prime goaded on by Earth-3 Carlos!

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01/12/2011, 12:59

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Quote : Originally Posted by jackstar7

No no! It'd be Thawmus Prime goaded on by Earth-3 Carlos!

But Earth-3 was destroyed by the Anti-matter Wave at the beginning of the Crisis of Infinite Thawmii!!! How the heck did E-3 CarlosMucha survive, unless he secretly was Alexander Luthor's love child with Yolanda Montez (the new Wildcat)?? Jack, I with Earth-3 gone, there must be another viable option.

01/12/2011, 13:14

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Quote : Originally Posted by charlesx

Thawmus Prime and Earth-3 Carlos just sat in a pocket universe, most likely.

I'll bet Thawmus Prime doesn't have a beard, too.

That factors into things somehow. I'll get back to you on that.

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01/12/2011, 14:12

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Quote : Originally Posted by Thawmus

Thawmus Prime and Earth-3 Carlos just sat in a pocket universe, most likely.

I'll bet Thawmus Prime doesn't have a beard, too.

That factors into things somehow. I'll get back to you on that.

Oh please, Thawmus Prime is a whiny crybaby who only has power when he's DMing a D&D game that I...... have heard things about.

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01/12/2011, 14:14

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Quote : Originally Posted by Ouchmaker

Oh please, Thawmus Prime is a whiny crybaby who only has power when he's DMing a D&D game that I...... have heard things about.

Wealthily yours, JackAssterson

Jack! How dare you say such things about me! I am going to PM you immediately and tell you how much I am irritated by this horrendous slander!

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01/12/2011, 21:06

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Hi guys! What's new?

(reads)

(backs slowly and silently out of the thread...)

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01/12/2011, 21:11

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I though this was going to be about an evil beard. Kinda like that Tick episode.

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01/14/2011, 14:25

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Has anyone noticed that any time that an evil beard is mentioned BudPalmer shows up????

How does Bud factor into this earth shattering scenario (other than being both an imaginary person and a Skrull?)

I sense Kalel21's nefarious and malevolent hand behind this whole mess.

01/15/2011, 06:41

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Quote : Originally Posted by charlesx

How does Bud factor into this earth shattering scenario (other than being both an imaginary person and a Skrull?)

He can't be imaginary. That would shatter the cosmos.

I've talked to him, charlesx.

A skrull I can understand.

01/15/2011, 08:11

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Quote : Originally Posted by eternalrage

He can't be imaginary. That would shatter the cosmos.

I've talked to him, charlesx.

A skrull I can understand.

Puh-leeze! Charles has met me. He shook my hand and cursed me as I dropped a dollar on his table causing him to re-roll at clix for the cure.

Here's video of me! No one cans tell me I don't exist!

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