Last Edited: 8/30/12

So, I'm a little late to this Thugit, Inc. game. OK. Better late than never, right? Right?!

I was one of the loud annoying complainers about the Hulk set and its Hulk dials. I thought I was going to settle for the GG CTD Spidey ATA Hulk and after he was KO-ed with 2 hits in all 4 games in which I used him, I was more than a little completely still enraged.

Then, the AVM 202 Hulk happened and my HeroClix life changed. I am finally happy again. Another Realmser once challenged me on my old Hulk set complaint signature, and remembering Thugit's original tale of Bane, I repainted Hulk, renamed him HULK, and answered that Realmser with this thread: HULK'S Happy Day

And now I'm joining Thugit, Inc. to make this thing proper.

Due to the lack of space allowed in my signature, I haven't been able to keep track of the number of games or names of every KO-ed character (just the count), but now I can! I'll get caught up on the count and names today, and then I'll come back and add the reports on the ones I can remember, or at least a 'best of' report. Then I'll add all future reports in here too, on HULK SMASH T.V.

Games played: 50
Total KOs: 101
SMASHED:
Master Mold (w/Infinity Gauntlet)
Dr. Strange (GG CTD)
Hulk (House of M)
Thanos
Thor (AVM #4) x3
Iron Man (AVM #6) x2
Scarlet Witch
Hawkeye (AVM #9) x2
Sentinal (Blue TRU)
Sentinal (Purple TRU)
Karima
GSX Generic (not-Karima) Sentinal
Beast Boy
Gladiator
Ursa Major
Amadeus Cho x4
Flash (Flashpoint)
Roulette
Captain America (AVM #1) x2
Agent Coulson
AVM Loki w/Cosmic Cube
HoT Generic Valkyrie
HoT Generic Asgardian Warrior
AVM Thor (FCBD)
Cable (GSX LE)
Psylocke (GSX LE)
Archangel (GSX LE)
Manchester Black
Brainiac 5 (Supes Set)
Juggernaut (GSX)
Bruce Banner
White Tiger x2
Silver Surfer (GG Rare)
Keeper
Cosmo
WoS Carnage
Anti-Venom
Fire Demon
WoS C Spider-Man
HoT Spider-Man
IH SR Spider-Man
IH UC Daredevil
IH R Daredevil
HoT Daredevil
CA C Black Widow
CA Maria Hill
CA UC Nick Fury x2
Sin/Classics Nick Fury
Falcone Bodyguard
Runner
Gardener
Wasp (CW #30)
Iron Man Drone
Ant-Man (CW #26)
Ares (CW SR)
Ms. Marvel (CW #23) x2
Wasp (CW FF)
Firelord (E IC)
GSX FF Wolverine
GSX FF Prof. X
GSX FF Cyclops
GSX FF Ice Man
GSX FF Beast
AIM Agent (IH)
AIM Renegade
Carmine Faclone
Kang (CW SR)
Iron Man (CW FF)
Wasp x4 (CW UC #14, Hank Pym AE always ended here)
Hulk Robot x2
Cyborg (JL Nu52 #6)
Robin (Cr #1)
Sinestro (DC 75th White Lantern)
Akuma
Black Alice
Hawkeye (CW)
Darkstar
Scarlett Witch (CW FF)
Hulk (IH FF)
Abomination (IH FF)
Mole Man (GG)
Green Lantern (Nu52 FF)
Black Widow (AVM #7)
Captain America (AVM #204)
Iron Man (AVM #205)
Thor (AVM #201)
Hulk (AVM #202)

Haven't had much time to get to those original tourny reports, but I'll copy and paste this summary of HULK's very first battle from here:

Very nice. Welcome aboard!

Awesome! Welcome. I was always amused with your growing list in your Signature. You should keep the KO list Hulk themed!

Thank you!

I ran out of space so quickly in my signature due to lack of allowed space that I quit coming up with HULK-sounding nick names. But I guess I need to get back on it!

Sweet. Namor and Hulk have fought a couple times.
I remember Namor winning their first fight... lol.

The best part was when Hawkeye crit your Hulk last game

Then we both lost

I really, really wanted HULK to SMASH Wolverine. Sigh.

I've been trying to find time to update with past battles and just don't have it. I will keep updating with new battles, though.

Tomorrow night is our monthly Gauntlet battle. 700pts, half from GG or Hulk. Seeing as how I'll be facing the likes of Ziran, Galactus and Thanos, I have no shame in admitting I will finally wield the Gauntlet myself...or should I say, "HULK will wear Lazy Robot's Shiny Glove and SMASH puny spacemen!!"

I notice a funny lack of folks who KO Daredevil.

Hulk needs to try to smash Hornhead some time.

Infinity Gauntlet Month 5
Format: 700pts, 350 from Hulk or Galactic Guardians, no figures over 300pts
My team: HULK w/Infinity Gauntlet, Galactus (300pts), Chase Mr. Fantastic (Ultimate Nullifier), WoS Nurse.

Opponents
Game 1: SR Black Bolt w/Infinity Gauntlet, GG Blastaar, She-Hulk 007, Annihilation Seeker, Bruce Banner AE to House of M Hulk, GG CTD Drax
Game 2: SR Thanos w/Infinity Gauntlet, Metron, Cosmo x2, Roulette, AVM SHIELD Agent
Game 3: GG Rare Silver Surfer, Keeper, Cosmo, Amadeus Cho, White Tiger x2

HULK SMASHES: 6

And now, HULK SMASH T.V. presents "HUUUUULK INNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!"

HULK will tell you about the dumbest dream HULK has ever had...HULK was trying to be left alone when the Fantastic Four tried to tell HULK what to do. So, HULK started SMASHING. Rocky said, "Stretcho, donnnnn't..." and then HULK and stupid Rubber Man were in space. A not-so-puny Space Human with a purple helmet was there fighting in rocks and a race track.

HULK picked up the Lazy Robot's Shiny Glove (EDITOR's NOTE: see HULK's first adventure!) and went to peek around a space rock when suddenly, the dumb Whisperer used his own shiny glove to Charge up into HULK's face! But he could not hurt the HULK. HULK tried to SMASH him but he was stronger than HULK thought and then all of his friends, including HULK's cousin all tried to surround HULK.

The stupid giant Space Human started trying to steal all of HULK's KOs! So, HULK got even more mad and started SMASHING even more! HULK was SMASHING so much that he didn't even help Rubber Band man from getting blaasted by the Blue Space Beard. A really dumb puny human lady tried to tell HULK's cousin to leave HULK alone, but HULK's cousin smashed the puny human lady into a rock.

Then, something that made HULK more mad than anything that ever makes HULK mad happened. HULK saw puny Banner peeking out from behind a rock, holding a spear, like the whiny little coward he is. HULK hates Outback SteakHulk more than even puny Banner! And, HULK knew the Space Human could never reach Banner in time. So, HULK made the ultimate sacrifice and left all of his KOs behind to go SMASH puny Banner. It felt good to SMASH puny Banner.

Stretchy Pants used his doohickey to hurt Blue Space Beard and then took a nap. HULK was sad when the giant Space Human smashed all of puny Banner's friends. But maybe HULK and the weird giant, not-puny Space Human could be friends.

Then Rubber Man woke up and another random puny human lady showed up at the same time as Bone Lady's Boyfriend and a Lazy Wet Suit Man. HULK had never smashed a puny human wearing a wet suit, and HULK hates lazy fighters. So, HULK smashed his way through the rocks straight to Lazy Wet Suit Man! HULK SMASHED! But, then Lazy Wet Suit Man changed what happened...so, HULK SMASHED again! But Lazy Wet Suit Man's lady friend in a purple wet suit changed what happened and he got away from HULK. HULK was mad. HULK was even more mad when all of Bone Lady's Boyfriend's friends were so lazy that they took hours to decide where to move to.

HULK's new friend, Big Space Human and Strechy and the lady showed up, but they only distracted HULK and then Bone Lady's Boyfriend and all of his coward friends started shooting HULK from far away! HULK dodged many lasers, but Lazy Wet Suit Man and his wet suit lady kept changing what happened. Then HULK took a nap. HULK only got to fight once! And the Space Human only got to fight twice b/c Bone Lady's Boyfriend and Lazy Wet Suit Man could never decide where to move around to

HULK had a dream inside of a dream, which is very, very deep for HULK. HULK was watching Silver Spoons with Ricky Schroeder riding a train, when HULK woke up and saw not one, but two naked shiny silver spoon space men flying right toward HULK! One at least had on a scarf.

HULK hates Shiny Happy People, especially naked ones, so HULK immediately SMASHED the most naked one. HULK's Big Space Human friend must hate Shiny Happy People too because he was right behind HULK. But then he shot his space lasers at the Math Kid. HULK didn't care about losing that KO because HULK has smashed that dumb math kid many times.

One of the Naked Shinies hit HULK and HULK was as mad as HULK ever gets! So HULK SMASHED a White Police Lady, and then HULK SMASHED the most naked Shiny Happy Man. Hulk's Space Friend shot lasers at everyone else, but again dumb Stretch Legweak got hurt but the Naked Scarf Man. Stretchy and the puny human lady went and hid behind a rock. HULK will tell Rubber Man's wife about that. When Stretchy came out from behind the rock, he didn't look any better than when he hid, so HULK thought he would be taking a nap soon.

But then HULK's Space Friend hurt all of the rest of the nudies' friends and HULK SMASHED them all. HULK was a little sad to have SMASHED the Space Dog. HULK likes the Space Dog. But HULK was too mad to care.

After all the SMASHING, HULK remembered something...his shiny glove. HULK never used his shiny glove for smashing or anything. HULK wondered if it would have helped him fight Bone Lady's Friend and Lazy Wet Suit Man, but HULK didn't cry about it. HULK doesn't care. HULK just wants to be left alone. HULK likes space. HULK will find a rock in space and be alone...but then HULK woke up and was back on Earth! Back with puny humans everywhere! Now, HULK is mad again! Now, HULK will SMASH!!!!!!!!!

The End.

From last night's webisode of HULK SMASH T.V.

HCOnline Game, 400pts
My team: HULK, GSX Mystique, HoT LE Samantha Parrington
My Opponent: Anti-Venom, LE WoS Venom, WoS Carnage, Vermin, Fire Demon.

HULK SMASHES: 3

Sticky Hands HULK: A "Web"-isode (Literally!)

HULK was showing off the FF Office building to a couple of his...lady friends...when suddenly, in bursts several symbiotic simpletons! Immediately enraged because, well, you know, HULK was the first to attack. But these slimy-looking greased spidery-men were too slinky and slippery, and the red one escaped HULK's fist pound of fury!

Retaliation! The symbiotes and their ratman and devily friends swarmed HULK and his ladies. Many, many, many fists flailed furiously to no avail.

The white one boasted of his poison-y tendrils, but they could not hurt Mystique and Samantha. E-poison is weak!

But soon, the swarm of slimy symbiotes overcame HULK and their greasy tendrils of terror entangled him and his ladies. Mystique was helpless against the shockingly amazing success of each attack, while HULK was helpless to...help, being still caught in the, ahem, webs of the red greaseball.

However, the tide was soon turned when Mystique was no more. HULK could not play games any longer. His beloved blue lady was dead at the hands of silly symbiotes and a man dressed as a rat. Rage filled HULK. Fury became his language, anger his breakfast cereal. HULK began to SMASH. Through the pain, he SMASHED. Then, he SMASHED, and, finally, he SMASHED.

Following his lead, Samantha was able to rip the rat costume off of the symbiotes' rat friend...which turned out to not be a costume...anyway...

The room became a blood-splattered scene of splattered blood, broken crates, and ripped off devil-y wings. The black symbiote was all that remained. He limped out, grabbing a crate as his only means to hurt HULK. But he could not escape HULK's wrath. HULK followed him and SMASHED...but he would. not. die. Seeing the black symbiote's razory ranged tendrils begin to uncurl and fearing for the badly wounded HULK's safety, Samantha ran up and met the black symbiote face to face.

The move surprised the symbiote! Despite his own pain and anguish, he lashed out at Samantha! But he only served to push himself beyond his own limits and fell into a lifeless lump of black tar. HULK was victorious. HULK was sad. HULK looked to where Mystique's lifeless body had once laid, but she was no longer there! Could this mean she had somehow survived?! Would HULK once again see his blue lady love? And, just for a moment, HULK smiled.

The End.

I don't like this. Last I checked, I had the second (losing only to Thugit, himself) most KO's on my list, but I believe that my record will be easily overtaken now.

Wait, what?

Seriously though, I love the story based retellings. I might have to do something similar for my Deadly Gang of 13.

We spent the better part of the 50 minute online game missing attack after attack until finally my opponent rolled a 10 and hit Mystique. Hulk was based by Carnage. Once my opponent rolled that first 10, he didn't miss again for a while. Thankfully, I eventually started rolling well too

I figure people are less likely to read the stories, especialy when they're long, but it makes it more fun for me

Games 24-26
Format: 400pts, must use 3 characters with the same name on their dial
My team: HULK, DKR Target Batman 201, DKR Target Rachel Dawes, WoS Nurse x3.

Opponents
Game 1: WoS Spider-Man 7, HoT Spider-Man, Hulk SR Spider-Man, several other Spider-Men
Game 2: AVM Thor (150pts), IH Daredevil UC, IH Daredevil R, HoT Daredevil
Game 3: CA Black Widow C, CA Maria Hill, CA Nick Fury UC, Sinister/Classics Nick Fury .

HULK SMASHES: 11

On this episode of HULK SMASH T.V.: "My Two Bruces"
Starring:
HULK as Joey
Batman as Michael
Rachel Dawes as Nicole
Nurse 1 as Shelby
Nurse 2 as Nina
with Nurse 3 as Giovanni Ribisi

Michael: Hey, Joey! Nicole snuck off to a weird underground concert with her friends. We need to go spy on her.
Joey: HULK will spy.
Michael: Joey. Your name is Joey.
Joey: Grr...

Later...

Nicole: Like, help! I'm surrounded by guys in spandex! I keep slapping them with my notebook and stunning them but they won't go away!
Michael: That's why your other dad and I are here to help, my dear!
Nicole: Dads? I'm so embarrassed! *laugh track*
Spider-Man: Your beardy dad's art sucks!
Joey: RAWR! HULK SMASH!!!
Michael: No! Joey, no! Your art doesn't suck! ...and your name is Joey!

Later...

Michael: Well, we didn't save Nicole, but somehow Giovanni Ribisi's career survived. *laugh track* At least you taught half those spandex guys a lesson.
Joey: Rrr...HULK smashed spidery-men.
Michael: Joey! Your. Name. Is. JOEY! *laugh track*

Next on "My Two Bruces," a very special Halloween episode.

Michael: Aw, geez. Nicole is lost somewhere in these woods and it's Halloween night, and it's dark, and I can't see a thing.
Joey: HULK sees horn heads coming. HULK sees hammer man! Hammer man is right were HULK can get him! *charges off*
Michael: *facepalm* ...Joey...your name is Joey...

Later...

Michael: Well, we didn't save Nicole, but somehow Giovanni Ribisi's career survived. *laugh track* At least you taught not one, not two, but three guys in devil costumes and that Dude-Looks-Like-A-Lady a lesson.
Joey: Rrr...HULK smashed horn heads and goldilocks.
Michael: Joey! Your. Name. Is. JOEY! *laugh track*

Dedicated to the memory of Roderic_Cliche's friend, Daredevil.

Next on "My Two Bruces," the government wants to talk to Joey about the incident at the underground concert and confront him at the same venue.

Michael: Look, I told you: we went there to save our daughter, some guy said Joey's art sucked, and...
Nick Fury: Your...daughters? You know this is 1987, right?
Michael: Yeah, I know how it looks, but this is 1987 and totally innocent, m'kay? *laugh track*
Black Widow: Well, his art does kinda suck.
Joey: HULK's art is good! HULK will SMASH stupid redhead lady!
Michael and Nick Fury: Joey? His name is Joey. *laugh track*

Later...

Michael: Well, we managed to save Nicole, maybe her career will survive after all. *laugh track* But you managed to tick off a heck of a lot of government agents.
Joey: HULK not sorry.
Michael: You're setting a bad example for Nicole and we need a happy, moral-of-the-story type ending here.
Joey: Rrr...HULK sorry. It is bad to smash, Nicole.
Nicole and Michael: Joey. Your name is Joey. *laugh track*

The End