Join the Masters of Evil! Because were. . . Evil. . . And stuff.
That's right, join the Masters of Evil.
Sure our leader doesn't have a clix yet. . .
Sure our greatest accomplishment was hospitalizing a butler . . .
Sure our acronym is the bartender from the Simpsons. . .
But we've got Mr. Hyde and Yellowjacket. . . That counts for something, right?
Save your malt liquor and slap stick comedy for the likes of Joey the Snake. We are only interested in one thing. . . EVIL!!!!
. . . And the mastering there of. . .
So just two things. . . And getting enough members to challenge The Avengers to a p.b.p. tourney. . .
Three things, but that's it.
The Baron has SPOKEN!!!!!
. . . Hey look, I'm drunk with power!